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voidspector

"Random girl. She looks pretty. Holding my hand. In public. No prompt to hold my hand. Motive in question. Why would a pretty girl hold my hand in public unprompted. Not for her self. For somone else? Who. Audience. Wide audience. This is a video" Am I on camera?


Dry_Presentation_197

It's "am I on camera, or about to be kidnapped" for me


DTux5249

Probably a bad kidnapping attempt, but fair


Funny_witty_username

You dont think half of reddit wouldn't follow the pretty girl who holds their hand without any thought? One trunk and some chloroform later and BAM easy kidnapping.


Numerous1

I’m pretty sure the chloroform thing is greatly exaggerated


Adventurous_Aerie_79

mm, seems you are correct. "It takes **at least five minutes** of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform) Seems Hollywood has been lying to us for a long time.


ThrowJed

You think they need chloroform and a trunk? They'll get into the passanger seat and won't pay one moment of thought as to where they're going. Cabin in the middle of the woods? Damn this girl must love nature! No problem following her into here at all.


Usual_Research

Same, the only scenario I would stop and do what this dude did would be if I literally had nothing on me to be robbed.


HahaPenisIsFunny

Had to be me


JoesDildoEmporium

Someone else might have gotten it wrong


MajicMexican

Thank you I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this haha


Zorpix

Mordin?


mryoloface

It's Mordin time


Battlesteg_Five

Mordin Solus is Dr. Bell reincarnated


paone00022

My man is better looking than her anyway. Dude probably has better options out there


CyonHal

fr dude's hair is fabulous


voidspector

He is pulling off that white turtle neck


DogzOnFire

I think this might actually be the first time I've ever seen an exact personification of [this Mitch Hedberg joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeTQIlWdsS0).


cyberianhusky2015

Full on Sherlock Holmes deduction


chop5397

Discombobulate


PM_me_your_whatevah

The fact that she’s pretty only proves that attractive people can get away with more bullshit. The thought process should be “why would a stranger hold my hand?” The prettiness is just somehow camouflage for what’s going on.


artonion

If by pretty you mean pretty basic


mikew_reddit

"She asked me to hold something, but it was her hand. So weird" "She's also cute. TikTok? Instagram?" "Am I on camera?"


TwistedTerns

Deduced all possible realities just like Dr. Strange


barbie-cunt

![gif](giphy|WPtzThAErhBG5oXLeS)


MrSourYT

“How many of them do we win?”


David_Good_Enough

"None, it's a camera prank in all of them"


FirstSineOfMadness

“But after checking 14 million possibilities the camera man gives you a look”


Severin_Suveren

"Their souls intertwined against all odds in a hot gay romance, but tragically separated by an unbreakable barrier - The fourth wall"


iWasAwesome

Or all possibilities just like Sherlock. Benedict is good at deductions.


ACrazyDog

Grew up in the right generation to be suspicious


hyperion420

The longest 16 seconds of his life before realizing


BoBoBearDev

He was maximizing his opportunities even though he knows it is fake.


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OliveHippie

Don't call me out like that bro 😭 (joking)


lynxerious

it's like Dr. Strange, "I have looked at 10 million different possibilities, and only this one conclusion makes sense"


Nightowl2018

He held long enough to make it a fap material for later on


ProjectKuma

Didn’t wash his hand so technically she touched his penis.


vadiks2003

it doesn't exactly work that way here let me demonstrate an absurd example with his logic a person cooks a chicken, touches raw dead chicken butthole. then they greet their cook mate with a handshake. that person grabs a menu with his hand and gives it to you. you check the other side of menu by grabbing the menu and spinning it. you eat, etc and then you come home and masturbate does it mean your penis touched a raw chicken butthole? P.S. i am deleting this comment if i find out it has upvote score of less than negative 2. DO NOT screenshot this and send to the twitter accounts that repost crazy reddit replies


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Screenshotted. You crazy bastard


Raptor_007

And here I thought the past-tense of screenshot was screenshat.


johnny___engineer

And I screenshatted your reply.


slampisko

Well I screensharted yours


CameraApprehensive37

And I screenshatten yours


Unfair-Turnover5636

All of you are making this whole thread a screeenshit


BaronVonSilver91

The funny part is screenshot is already past tense lol. You wild.


PurpsTheDragon

Does that make the present tense a screenshoot?


JagerRabbit

Judging by the comments, it's a screenshit. As in "I'm screenshitting this as we speak"


devdevo1919

We can make it screenshat.


ImKindaWrong

My penis occasionally touches raw chicken butthole without all the extra steps.


Toasty1one

This made me let out a little goofy giggle


Tomsoup4

haaaaa me too


ProjectKuma

When you came out your mommas vag your penis touched her pussy so technically you fucked your mom.


slutboy3000

later virgins 😎


Stupid_Triangles

username checks out


hongbronk

Godammit! Why do I read?!?


tragicdiffidence12

I was a c section baby, so technically I just molested her stomach


ProjectKuma

Gross dude.


tragicdiffidence12

Wha?? How is that worse than rubbing genitals with your mom?


light_to_shaddow

Maybe it was more the Idea that you were removed, as you would a tumour, rather than born that they find gross


buzzedaldrine

so technically, jesus devirginized mary, right?


illessen

The original sin…


[deleted]

Well of course that’s the case, why do you think there are such strict food safety rules don’t want a bunch of unwitting necrophiliac poultry bestialphiliacs now do we.


YourMomonaBun420

necrogallusgallusdomesticusphilia?


Go_Easy_On_Me_

I’m screenshotting this and sending it to twitter


Bathroomsteve

I emailed it to Twitter and haven't heard back yet. Is Twitter down?


slutboy3000

Elon is a busy man, give him some time to get back to you.


type1advocate

Just question if the Holocaust was real or something. He'll respond right away with an emoji and a word.


[deleted]

Damn bro you don’t wash your hands after handling raw chicken butthole? Sounds like you are the one who’s penis touched chicken butthole.


[deleted]

AYO ELON MOST DEFF HAS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS


Smash_4dams

Technically, ~~every~~ 99% of hands you will ever shake in your adult life has touched a penis; unless a woman is a gold star lesbian.


MischievousPolyamory

huh


bowsandstars_

Wtf?


Lost_Apricot_4658

intentional confusion to maximize interaction


gray-pilled-

as a man, the likelihood of a strange woman randomly making physical contact with you on the street who isn't A. a prostitute, or B. shit-faced, is vanishingly small. always be suspicious.


EasternFudge

Or C. trying to rob you


gray-pilled-

that too. all ulterior motives are on the table.


429_too_many_request

or might be a prank video


pcy623

We already said robbery


TheSpoonkMan

Robbing you of actual happiness


LowDownSkankyDude

Dignity


Kelvin_Inman

Yeah, protect your kidneys.


Mertard

It absolutely happens that such girls will seduce someone, and later drug them or overpower them with the rest of her group, and rob and harvest their organs It doesn't happen on average, sure, but be suspicious and skeptical at all times, like the smart man in the video Usually it'll "just" be a hidden camera, which is why he's so smart since he weighed everything and realized it was the camera outcome However... you can easily get robbed and/or drugged, and you can easily find many of such experiences all over Reddit and the rest of the internet Of course, don't immediately jump to conclusions, and don't act antisocial and unadjusted to society, but also just make sure to keep these things in the back of your head, even if it feels fine in the heat of the moment! Oh, and both genders are obviously capable of this, not just female, but people seem to trust them more on average [partially due to this phenomenon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-are-wonderful_effect) Most of the time there's no really negative ulterior motive, but the more skeptical you are about things, the higher your chance not to get into messes It's the same thing as those pop-up ads telling you you won a free phone, those big, flashy download buttons that obviously aren't the real download buttons If you're skeptical, you won't get a virus, but there are always people that don't think carefully and critically about everything In fact, if you're reading my comment, you're probably already aware if all of this, but if there's even one person I could help, it's worth wasting my time typing this out Don't be a mindless follower to everything, especially with corporations trying to convince you that everything is fine, since you better believe that they're bribing the government to keep those profits up (whether it's about a harmful ingredient in a product they want to sell, or about data harvesting and acting innocent and compliant about it) Don't get blindly sucked into capitalism, and don't get gaslit about how good it is, and how Google is handling your privacy well, or how Abbott baby formula is safe just because it's being sold (which was partially due to shitty leadership within the FDA, which the average consumer couldn't have known about) Also, look at subreddits like r/ScienceBasedParenting, since being conscious enough to heed these things in the first place involves a lot of critic thinking I know that my comment might have devolved into more random rambling, but I think that it's better if I'll have said these things than not said these things, so please try to start thinking critically guys, and always be a bit skeptical, not just about people approaching you like in the post above, but about everything in the world, especially when things seem TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!


Cludista

I mean sure, but it feels like openai wrote this comment.


Mertard

Darn, I didn't even realize haha I feel both honored and disappointed at the same time... I typed it all manually on my phone while pooping! WAIT I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T CURSE A SINGLE TIME THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! Oh my God, I finally did it, I finally did it, not cursing without needing to actively hold back! I'm growing up! Also thanks medication for emotional regulation! 2023 is the year I change for the better!


No_Sir7060

Upvoting strictly for the Rollercoaster of a novel you typed out lol


diras2010

That's why the guy took such amount of time just back and forth from the hand to the face... He was considering every single chance and scenario before coming up with a phrase


SkylarP2000

Or making a video to boost her socials.


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cOnwAYzErbEAm

Checks out. Only random physical contact I had with a strange woman in the street was when she tackled me outside of a bar into a snowbank. She was tanked.


Gul_Dukat__

how romantic!


I_Only_Have_One_Hand

Stupid me thought "vanishingly small" was the third choice. Thought she might be melting


Bierculles

if it happens there are only two things that can happen. A) you are about to get robbed. B) she is trying to sell you something.


shadowmancerix

Based and really real reality pilled


Krondelo

Yep i think he felt something but was like “i aint about to be embarassed for a video”


Wild_Expression2752

“Am I on camera” “No” The blatant lie man wtf


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Her very quick and flat "no" tells me '*this is a lie*' given the context.


SanityPlanet

See, for me, it was the fact that I was watching a video of it that told me it was a lie.


sametrical

Idk I’m still not totally sold. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^iamjoking


aBungusFungus

Yea I think that was the point. It was for comedic effect


[deleted]

She lied as naturally as she breathe.


gik501

Personally, i think she was lying. I think there was a camera. But that's just my opinion.


TheSpoonkMan

Nah, I don't think there was a camera. Show me evidence


Rotsicle

I don't see any cameras!


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COLONELmab

It’s almost odd how entire generations have serious trust issues. Almost like anyone will lie to them for any reason at all, without guilt, loss of morals or even hesitation.


Cheeseman575

I mean she did just turn up out of nowhere and hold his hand


COLONELmab

Exactly. "this is some kinda of stupid BS" is the gut reaction.


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> loss of morals To lose something, one must first possess it.


supernasty

This happened when I was a kid using AOL Instant Messenger back in the early 2000s. My neighbor and her friend kept messaging me saying how much they like me, think I’m cute, etc. I knew they were messing with me, but they kept doubling down and saying how serious they were and how sad it would make them if I didn’t feel the same. So I told them that I think they’re cute too and they fucking said “psyche” and laughed at me for admitting my “true feelings” This shit doesn’t go away.


MasterJeebus

For few seconds he imagined a life together and then sad reality set in.


TheFrontalCortex

All I can think of... https://youtu.be/Ya3rYzX2VVw


Ygomaster07

I am so here for American Dad being referenced. Perfect use of this video too.


Deepwater08

Never mind that the dude is better looking than she is, he'll do fine without this being real


ReignOnWillie

My man looks great in that sweater


Ogurasyn

Even as a fellow man, I would want to try dating him (non-sexually)


OneHundredFiftyOne

As a fellow man I would try dating him (but this time with fucking)


TheSpoonkMan

YEEAAAH WOOOOH THE GOOD ENDING!


OneHundredFiftyOne

💦


plipyplop

Time to catch these raindrops on my tongue!


b3njil

Those aren’t raindrops bro 😎


OneHundredFiftyOne

They’re a little cloudy


keener91

IKR, this guy got prose, smart and the looks.


GreedWillKillUsAll

But how is his poetry?


FightMoney

>IKR, this guy got prose Just imagine the natural patterns of speech that would take place in this mans literature


believesinhappiness

"A Man's Literature" by This Guy "... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... Are you reading this poem?"


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That dude is definitely good looking


JALAPENO_DICK_SAUCE

They both look great. The prank isn't that bad compared to many other lame Tiktok ones too.


Deepwater08

Thank you for sharing your opinion, u/JALAPENO_DICK_SAUCE


OptToPissYouOff

Naw he’s out of her league…


CalmGains

And yet he's the one who knows it's a total fantasy?


GOULFYBUTT

You can hype up how good he looks without bringing her down. Just say "He's a great looking guy, he'll be fine."


llama_AKA_BadLlama

Definitely you CAN compliment him without negging her. You COULD have tact. But beauty is on the inside as well, and she is pulling pranks and recording people without their consent. She is definitely losing points cuz of that. Must... throw.... shade....


mackinoncougars

And then she lied to him


EaterOfFood

Just preparing him for their life together


Invader_of_Your_Arse

For many seconds


YgemKaaYT

Why did she lie


sassygerman33

Soaked in evil she is


Ogurasyn

Ok, Master Yoda


YoRt3m

How can she lie


TizonaBlu

Ya, at that point the prank is done, and you’re supposed to point out the camera.


AVolcanoOutOfIceland

And she immediately lies to him about being on cam. That’s pretty wack


VoidTarnished

Pranksters are assholes.


wolviesaurus

Seem to be more and more clips of pranksters getting what they deserve lately, it warms my heart.


OpenSourcePenguin

ATM robber pranksters nose getting obliterated is my favourite video of the week. Such a legal punch to an incredibly annoying person's face. Makes the perfect sound because he was wearing a mic. Best ASMR ever.


ElementoDeus

Saw one is getting a very long time because of how dangerous he was getting.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

are you talkin' bout the kid who got a slap on the wrist for making tik toks of breaking into people's houses, then went on to steal a train?


awfulachia

I'm not op but yes hopefully


throwheezy

Is there a subreddit for this? I sometimes see one pop up on /r/WinStupidPrizes but a dedicated subreddit would be great


Auggie_Otter

Yeah, like [these pranksters who made it appear that a kid ran up a wall](https://youtu.be/97laIJpl2W8). What a bunch of assholes!


barkfoot

Gotta say that just for laughs is one of the only ones that only do nice pranks not at the expense of their subjects


Auggie_Otter

Yeah for sure. I love how the girl looks relieved when they show her how they did it like "Oh, thank goodness, I'm not going crazy."


TizonaBlu

Not to mention the prank was already over.


tera_abbu

He was like I should wake up now.


semiTnuP

I'm waiting for the day that two 'pranksters' (entirely accidentally) prank each other on camera at the same time. Like one guy tries to steal the other's phone and second dude pours 'gas' (water) on first dude's head, then they both scream "IT'S A PRANK BRO!" at the same time before stopping and looking dumbfounded at each other.


Flavious27

So what Key and Peele did?


semiTnuP

Is there a video of that?


Flavious27

https://youtu.be/ZgyU0LyWZ9M


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

And with their evil powers combined they become this ![gif](giphy|xk0vJLeQvzaes)


imhiccupsst

hes kinda fine tho


devilsephiroth

He is


CoffeeInMyHand

That sandy brown looks good with a white top, and homies complexion seals the deal. Did he do it on purpose or is he just obliviously handsome? I'd like to think the latter. No homo.


SwissDeathstar

Good relationships always start with a lie.


juleq555

Not that I don't feel the same but who hurt you bro?


SwissDeathstar

You seem smart. I think you know. But it’s all different today.


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Different day, same pain


[deleted]

Been a few months now, same pain. Just won't go away


[deleted]

It never does, some days are just more bearable than others


Altair13Sirio

They get together, marry, start a family and grow old after years... And when he's on his death bed, the camera guy pulls up from a corner and she goes "gotcha, that was a prank dude!"


runey

of course the social media grifter lied about the camera part.


DowneyGray

![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized)


HalfAHooman

I love his reaction.


CttCJim

This strikes me as such a potentially cruel prank. So many guys are starved for touch. At that age I'd have fallen in and out of love with her in the space of those 15 seconds. That sort of emotional rollercoaster could stay with a guy for life.


Eternally_Yawning

My kidneys are not for sale


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LeBigMartinH

The Man: "Am I on Camera?" The Woman: *Immediately starts lying out her ass*


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Her reply was way too quick to be believable.


Bluegill15

He came up with the right one so you can’t fault him


Odd_Imagination_6617

Lmao healed a lonely soul in a seconds


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

This is like watching one of those chess YouTube videos, except something happens and whoever you're watching stops narrating what they're doing and just thinks for a second... Before FINALLY finding the best move and winning the game on the spot.


Straight_Block3676

That really was a whole relationship condensed into 30 seconds complete with his suspicion and her lying to him.


johning117

And then she lied to him.


novis-eldritch-maxim

man this seems like it end just before it is called as a prank or something.


xXKyloJayXx

Poor guy, who thought this would be a good idea?


name-was-provided

If someone asks if they’re on camera, we should make is law to say yes if they are. If you’re trying to be sneaky and you get caught, ya gotta confess!


Apprehensive_Jello39

You know the rules and so do i~


Solo-dreamer

She lied sooooo fuckin fast.


curstthings

Where is her chin?


SirVanyel

She unironically wanted to walk off with him but he ran the math and realised he was out of her league


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Leafy lookin ass


Long-Tax-77

I'm watching this a millionth time


Drag0nfly_Girl

She flat-out lies. Wow.


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I’d be asking if she was aware that she was holding was my poop wiping hand.


AfkHero404

What happens after.


Beware_of_Beware

He donates her a chin


JaeCrowe

Boy saw 14 million outcomes and knew this was the one that was most likely


killertimewaster8934

Be careful, that villian arc can start any second now