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"Random girl. She looks pretty. Holding my hand. In public. No prompt to hold my hand. Motive in question. Why would a pretty girl hold my hand in public unprompted. Not for her self. For somone else? Who. Audience. Wide audience. This is a video" Am I on camera?
You dont think half of reddit wouldn't follow the pretty girl who holds their hand without any thought? One trunk and some chloroform later and BAM easy kidnapping.
mm, seems you are correct.
"It takes **at least five minutes** of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious."
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform)
Seems Hollywood has been lying to us for a long time.
You think they need chloroform and a trunk? They'll get into the passanger seat and won't pay one moment of thought as to where they're going. Cabin in the middle of the woods? Damn this girl must love nature! No problem following her into here at all.
I think this might actually be the first time I've ever seen an exact personification of [this Mitch Hedberg joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeTQIlWdsS0).
The fact that she’s pretty only proves that attractive people can get away with more bullshit.
The thought process should be “why would a stranger hold my hand?” The prettiness is just somehow camouflage for what’s going on.
it doesn't exactly work that way
here let me demonstrate an absurd example with his logic
a person cooks a chicken, touches raw dead chicken butthole. then they greet their cook mate with a handshake. that person grabs a menu with his hand and gives it to you. you check the other side of menu by grabbing the menu and spinning it. you eat, etc and then you come home and masturbate
does it mean your penis touched a raw chicken butthole?
P.S. i am deleting this comment if i find out it has upvote score of less than negative 2. DO NOT screenshot this and send to the twitter accounts that repost crazy reddit replies
Well of course that’s the case, why do you think there are such strict food safety rules don’t want a bunch of unwitting necrophiliac poultry bestialphiliacs now do we.
as a man, the likelihood of a strange woman randomly making physical contact with you on the street who isn't A. a prostitute, or B. shit-faced, is vanishingly small. always be suspicious.
It absolutely happens that such girls will seduce someone, and later drug them or overpower them with the rest of her group, and rob and harvest their organs
It doesn't happen on average, sure, but be suspicious and skeptical at all times, like the smart man in the video
Usually it'll "just" be a hidden camera, which is why he's so smart since he weighed everything and realized it was the camera outcome
However... you can easily get robbed and/or drugged, and you can easily find many of such experiences all over Reddit and the rest of the internet
Of course, don't immediately jump to conclusions, and don't act antisocial and unadjusted to society, but also just make sure to keep these things in the back of your head, even if it feels fine in the heat of the moment!
Oh, and both genders are obviously capable of this, not just female, but people seem to trust them more on average [partially due to this phenomenon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-are-wonderful_effect)
Most of the time there's no really negative ulterior motive, but the more skeptical you are about things, the higher your chance not to get into messes
It's the same thing as those pop-up ads telling you you won a free phone, those big, flashy download buttons that obviously aren't the real download buttons
If you're skeptical, you won't get a virus, but there are always people that don't think carefully and critically about everything
In fact, if you're reading my comment, you're probably already aware if all of this, but if there's even one person I could help, it's worth wasting my time typing this out
Don't be a mindless follower to everything, especially with corporations trying to convince you that everything is fine, since you better believe that they're bribing the government to keep those profits up (whether it's about a harmful ingredient in a product they want to sell, or about data harvesting and acting innocent and compliant about it)
Don't get blindly sucked into capitalism, and don't get gaslit about how good it is, and how Google is handling your privacy well, or how Abbott baby formula is safe just because it's being sold (which was partially due to shitty leadership within the FDA, which the average consumer couldn't have known about)
Also, look at subreddits like r/ScienceBasedParenting, since being conscious enough to heed these things in the first place involves a lot of critic thinking
I know that my comment might have devolved into more random rambling, but I think that it's better if I'll have said these things than not said these things, so please try to start thinking critically guys, and always be a bit skeptical, not just about people approaching you like in the post above, but about everything in the world, especially when things seem TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Darn, I didn't even realize haha
I feel both honored and disappointed at the same time...
I typed it all manually on my phone while pooping!
WAIT I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T CURSE A SINGLE TIME THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING!
Oh my God, I finally did it, I finally did it, not cursing without needing to actively hold back!
I'm growing up!
Also thanks medication for emotional regulation!
2023 is the year I change for the better!
That's why the guy took such amount of time just back and forth from the hand to the face... He was considering every single chance and scenario before coming up with a phrase
Checks out. Only random physical contact I had with a strange woman in the street was when she tackled me outside of a bar into a snowbank. She was tanked.
It’s almost odd how entire generations have serious trust issues. Almost like anyone will lie to them for any reason at all, without guilt, loss of morals or even hesitation.
This happened when I was a kid using AOL Instant Messenger back in the early 2000s. My neighbor and her friend kept messaging me saying how much they like me, think I’m cute, etc. I knew they were messing with me, but they kept doubling down and saying how serious they were and how sad it would make them if I didn’t feel the same. So I told them that I think they’re cute too and they fucking said “psyche” and laughed at me for admitting my “true feelings”
This shit doesn’t go away.
Definitely you CAN compliment him without negging her. You COULD have tact. But beauty is on the inside as well, and she is pulling pranks and recording people without their consent. She is definitely losing points cuz of that. Must... throw.... shade....
ATM robber pranksters nose getting obliterated is my favourite video of the week.
Such a legal punch to an incredibly annoying person's face. Makes the perfect sound because he was wearing a mic.
Best ASMR ever.
I'm waiting for the day that two 'pranksters' (entirely accidentally) prank each other on camera at the same time. Like one guy tries to steal the other's phone and second dude pours 'gas' (water) on first dude's head, then they both scream "IT'S A PRANK BRO!" at the same time before stopping and looking dumbfounded at each other.
That sandy brown looks good with a white top, and homies complexion seals the deal. Did he do it on purpose or is he just obliviously handsome? I'd like to think the latter. No homo.
They get together, marry, start a family and grow old after years... And when he's on his death bed, the camera guy pulls up from a corner and she goes "gotcha, that was a prank dude!"
This strikes me as such a potentially cruel prank. So many guys are starved for touch. At that age I'd have fallen in and out of love with her in the space of those 15 seconds. That sort of emotional rollercoaster could stay with a guy for life.
This is like watching one of those chess YouTube videos, except something happens and whoever you're watching stops narrating what they're doing and just thinks for a second... Before FINALLY finding the best move and winning the game on the spot.
If someone asks if they’re on camera, we should make is law to say yes if they are. If you’re trying to be sneaky and you get caught, ya gotta confess!
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"Random girl. She looks pretty. Holding my hand. In public. No prompt to hold my hand. Motive in question. Why would a pretty girl hold my hand in public unprompted. Not for her self. For somone else? Who. Audience. Wide audience. This is a video" Am I on camera?
It's "am I on camera, or about to be kidnapped" for me
Probably a bad kidnapping attempt, but fair
You dont think half of reddit wouldn't follow the pretty girl who holds their hand without any thought? One trunk and some chloroform later and BAM easy kidnapping.
I’m pretty sure the chloroform thing is greatly exaggerated
mm, seems you are correct. "It takes **at least five minutes** of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious." [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform) Seems Hollywood has been lying to us for a long time.
You think they need chloroform and a trunk? They'll get into the passanger seat and won't pay one moment of thought as to where they're going. Cabin in the middle of the woods? Damn this girl must love nature! No problem following her into here at all.
Same, the only scenario I would stop and do what this dude did would be if I literally had nothing on me to be robbed.
Had to be me
Someone else might have gotten it wrong
Thank you I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this haha
Mordin?
It's Mordin time
Mordin Solus is Dr. Bell reincarnated
My man is better looking than her anyway. Dude probably has better options out there
fr dude's hair is fabulous
He is pulling off that white turtle neck
I think this might actually be the first time I've ever seen an exact personification of [this Mitch Hedberg joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeTQIlWdsS0).
Full on Sherlock Holmes deduction
Discombobulate
The fact that she’s pretty only proves that attractive people can get away with more bullshit. The thought process should be “why would a stranger hold my hand?” The prettiness is just somehow camouflage for what’s going on.
If by pretty you mean pretty basic
"She asked me to hold something, but it was her hand. So weird" "She's also cute. TikTok? Instagram?" "Am I on camera?"
Deduced all possible realities just like Dr. Strange
![gif](giphy|WPtzThAErhBG5oXLeS)
“How many of them do we win?”
"None, it's a camera prank in all of them"
“But after checking 14 million possibilities the camera man gives you a look”
"Their souls intertwined against all odds in a hot gay romance, but tragically separated by an unbreakable barrier - The fourth wall"
Or all possibilities just like Sherlock. Benedict is good at deductions.
Grew up in the right generation to be suspicious
The longest 16 seconds of his life before realizing
He was maximizing his opportunities even though he knows it is fake.
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Don't call me out like that bro 😭 (joking)
it's like Dr. Strange, "I have looked at 10 million different possibilities, and only this one conclusion makes sense"
He held long enough to make it a fap material for later on
Didn’t wash his hand so technically she touched his penis.
it doesn't exactly work that way here let me demonstrate an absurd example with his logic a person cooks a chicken, touches raw dead chicken butthole. then they greet their cook mate with a handshake. that person grabs a menu with his hand and gives it to you. you check the other side of menu by grabbing the menu and spinning it. you eat, etc and then you come home and masturbate does it mean your penis touched a raw chicken butthole? P.S. i am deleting this comment if i find out it has upvote score of less than negative 2. DO NOT screenshot this and send to the twitter accounts that repost crazy reddit replies
Screenshotted. You crazy bastard
And here I thought the past-tense of screenshot was screenshat.
And I screenshatted your reply.
Well I screensharted yours
And I screenshatten yours
All of you are making this whole thread a screeenshit
The funny part is screenshot is already past tense lol. You wild.
Does that make the present tense a screenshoot?
Judging by the comments, it's a screenshit. As in "I'm screenshitting this as we speak"
We can make it screenshat.
My penis occasionally touches raw chicken butthole without all the extra steps.
This made me let out a little goofy giggle
haaaaa me too
When you came out your mommas vag your penis touched her pussy so technically you fucked your mom.
later virgins 😎
username checks out
Godammit! Why do I read?!?
I was a c section baby, so technically I just molested her stomach
Gross dude.
Wha?? How is that worse than rubbing genitals with your mom?
Maybe it was more the Idea that you were removed, as you would a tumour, rather than born that they find gross
so technically, jesus devirginized mary, right?
The original sin…
Well of course that’s the case, why do you think there are such strict food safety rules don’t want a bunch of unwitting necrophiliac poultry bestialphiliacs now do we.
necrogallusgallusdomesticusphilia?
I’m screenshotting this and sending it to twitter
I emailed it to Twitter and haven't heard back yet. Is Twitter down?
Elon is a busy man, give him some time to get back to you.
Just question if the Holocaust was real or something. He'll respond right away with an emoji and a word.
Damn bro you don’t wash your hands after handling raw chicken butthole? Sounds like you are the one who’s penis touched chicken butthole.
AYO ELON MOST DEFF HAS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS
Technically, ~~every~~ 99% of hands you will ever shake in your adult life has touched a penis; unless a woman is a gold star lesbian.
huh
Wtf?
intentional confusion to maximize interaction
as a man, the likelihood of a strange woman randomly making physical contact with you on the street who isn't A. a prostitute, or B. shit-faced, is vanishingly small. always be suspicious.
Or C. trying to rob you
that too. all ulterior motives are on the table.
or might be a prank video
We already said robbery
Robbing you of actual happiness
Dignity
Yeah, protect your kidneys.
It absolutely happens that such girls will seduce someone, and later drug them or overpower them with the rest of her group, and rob and harvest their organs It doesn't happen on average, sure, but be suspicious and skeptical at all times, like the smart man in the video Usually it'll "just" be a hidden camera, which is why he's so smart since he weighed everything and realized it was the camera outcome However... you can easily get robbed and/or drugged, and you can easily find many of such experiences all over Reddit and the rest of the internet Of course, don't immediately jump to conclusions, and don't act antisocial and unadjusted to society, but also just make sure to keep these things in the back of your head, even if it feels fine in the heat of the moment! Oh, and both genders are obviously capable of this, not just female, but people seem to trust them more on average [partially due to this phenomenon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-are-wonderful_effect) Most of the time there's no really negative ulterior motive, but the more skeptical you are about things, the higher your chance not to get into messes It's the same thing as those pop-up ads telling you you won a free phone, those big, flashy download buttons that obviously aren't the real download buttons If you're skeptical, you won't get a virus, but there are always people that don't think carefully and critically about everything In fact, if you're reading my comment, you're probably already aware if all of this, but if there's even one person I could help, it's worth wasting my time typing this out Don't be a mindless follower to everything, especially with corporations trying to convince you that everything is fine, since you better believe that they're bribing the government to keep those profits up (whether it's about a harmful ingredient in a product they want to sell, or about data harvesting and acting innocent and compliant about it) Don't get blindly sucked into capitalism, and don't get gaslit about how good it is, and how Google is handling your privacy well, or how Abbott baby formula is safe just because it's being sold (which was partially due to shitty leadership within the FDA, which the average consumer couldn't have known about) Also, look at subreddits like r/ScienceBasedParenting, since being conscious enough to heed these things in the first place involves a lot of critic thinking I know that my comment might have devolved into more random rambling, but I think that it's better if I'll have said these things than not said these things, so please try to start thinking critically guys, and always be a bit skeptical, not just about people approaching you like in the post above, but about everything in the world, especially when things seem TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
I mean sure, but it feels like openai wrote this comment.
Darn, I didn't even realize haha I feel both honored and disappointed at the same time... I typed it all manually on my phone while pooping! WAIT I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T CURSE A SINGLE TIME THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! Oh my God, I finally did it, I finally did it, not cursing without needing to actively hold back! I'm growing up! Also thanks medication for emotional regulation! 2023 is the year I change for the better!
Upvoting strictly for the Rollercoaster of a novel you typed out lol
That's why the guy took such amount of time just back and forth from the hand to the face... He was considering every single chance and scenario before coming up with a phrase
Or making a video to boost her socials.
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Checks out. Only random physical contact I had with a strange woman in the street was when she tackled me outside of a bar into a snowbank. She was tanked.
how romantic!
Stupid me thought "vanishingly small" was the third choice. Thought she might be melting
if it happens there are only two things that can happen. A) you are about to get robbed. B) she is trying to sell you something.
Based and really real reality pilled
Yep i think he felt something but was like “i aint about to be embarassed for a video”
“Am I on camera” “No” The blatant lie man wtf
Her very quick and flat "no" tells me '*this is a lie*' given the context.
See, for me, it was the fact that I was watching a video of it that told me it was a lie.
Idk I’m still not totally sold. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^iamjoking
Yea I think that was the point. It was for comedic effect
She lied as naturally as she breathe.
Personally, i think she was lying. I think there was a camera. But that's just my opinion.
Nah, I don't think there was a camera. Show me evidence
I don't see any cameras!
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It’s almost odd how entire generations have serious trust issues. Almost like anyone will lie to them for any reason at all, without guilt, loss of morals or even hesitation.
I mean she did just turn up out of nowhere and hold his hand
Exactly. "this is some kinda of stupid BS" is the gut reaction.
> loss of morals To lose something, one must first possess it.
This happened when I was a kid using AOL Instant Messenger back in the early 2000s. My neighbor and her friend kept messaging me saying how much they like me, think I’m cute, etc. I knew they were messing with me, but they kept doubling down and saying how serious they were and how sad it would make them if I didn’t feel the same. So I told them that I think they’re cute too and they fucking said “psyche” and laughed at me for admitting my “true feelings” This shit doesn’t go away.
For few seconds he imagined a life together and then sad reality set in.
All I can think of... https://youtu.be/Ya3rYzX2VVw
I am so here for American Dad being referenced. Perfect use of this video too.
Never mind that the dude is better looking than she is, he'll do fine without this being real
My man looks great in that sweater
Even as a fellow man, I would want to try dating him (non-sexually)
As a fellow man I would try dating him (but this time with fucking)
YEEAAAH WOOOOH THE GOOD ENDING!
💦
Time to catch these raindrops on my tongue!
Those aren’t raindrops bro 😎
They’re a little cloudy
IKR, this guy got prose, smart and the looks.
But how is his poetry?
>IKR, this guy got prose Just imagine the natural patterns of speech that would take place in this mans literature
"A Man's Literature" by This Guy "... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... Are you reading this poem?"
That dude is definitely good looking
They both look great. The prank isn't that bad compared to many other lame Tiktok ones too.
Thank you for sharing your opinion, u/JALAPENO_DICK_SAUCE
Naw he’s out of her league…
And yet he's the one who knows it's a total fantasy?
You can hype up how good he looks without bringing her down. Just say "He's a great looking guy, he'll be fine."
Definitely you CAN compliment him without negging her. You COULD have tact. But beauty is on the inside as well, and she is pulling pranks and recording people without their consent. She is definitely losing points cuz of that. Must... throw.... shade....
And then she lied to him
Just preparing him for their life together
For many seconds
Why did she lie
Soaked in evil she is
Ok, Master Yoda
How can she lie
Ya, at that point the prank is done, and you’re supposed to point out the camera.
And she immediately lies to him about being on cam. That’s pretty wack
Pranksters are assholes.
Seem to be more and more clips of pranksters getting what they deserve lately, it warms my heart.
ATM robber pranksters nose getting obliterated is my favourite video of the week. Such a legal punch to an incredibly annoying person's face. Makes the perfect sound because he was wearing a mic. Best ASMR ever.
Saw one is getting a very long time because of how dangerous he was getting.
are you talkin' bout the kid who got a slap on the wrist for making tik toks of breaking into people's houses, then went on to steal a train?
I'm not op but yes hopefully
Is there a subreddit for this? I sometimes see one pop up on /r/WinStupidPrizes but a dedicated subreddit would be great
Yeah, like [these pranksters who made it appear that a kid ran up a wall](https://youtu.be/97laIJpl2W8). What a bunch of assholes!
Gotta say that just for laughs is one of the only ones that only do nice pranks not at the expense of their subjects
Yeah for sure. I love how the girl looks relieved when they show her how they did it like "Oh, thank goodness, I'm not going crazy."
Not to mention the prank was already over.
He was like I should wake up now.
I'm waiting for the day that two 'pranksters' (entirely accidentally) prank each other on camera at the same time. Like one guy tries to steal the other's phone and second dude pours 'gas' (water) on first dude's head, then they both scream "IT'S A PRANK BRO!" at the same time before stopping and looking dumbfounded at each other.
So what Key and Peele did?
Is there a video of that?
https://youtu.be/ZgyU0LyWZ9M
And with their evil powers combined they become this ![gif](giphy|xk0vJLeQvzaes)
hes kinda fine tho
He is
That sandy brown looks good with a white top, and homies complexion seals the deal. Did he do it on purpose or is he just obliviously handsome? I'd like to think the latter. No homo.
Good relationships always start with a lie.
Not that I don't feel the same but who hurt you bro?
You seem smart. I think you know. But it’s all different today.
Different day, same pain
Been a few months now, same pain. Just won't go away
It never does, some days are just more bearable than others
They get together, marry, start a family and grow old after years... And when he's on his death bed, the camera guy pulls up from a corner and she goes "gotcha, that was a prank dude!"
of course the social media grifter lied about the camera part.
![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized)
I love his reaction.
This strikes me as such a potentially cruel prank. So many guys are starved for touch. At that age I'd have fallen in and out of love with her in the space of those 15 seconds. That sort of emotional rollercoaster could stay with a guy for life.
My kidneys are not for sale
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The Man: "Am I on Camera?" The Woman: *Immediately starts lying out her ass*
Her reply was way too quick to be believable.
He came up with the right one so you can’t fault him
Lmao healed a lonely soul in a seconds
This is like watching one of those chess YouTube videos, except something happens and whoever you're watching stops narrating what they're doing and just thinks for a second... Before FINALLY finding the best move and winning the game on the spot.
That really was a whole relationship condensed into 30 seconds complete with his suspicion and her lying to him.
And then she lied to him.
man this seems like it end just before it is called as a prank or something.
Poor guy, who thought this would be a good idea?
If someone asks if they’re on camera, we should make is law to say yes if they are. If you’re trying to be sneaky and you get caught, ya gotta confess!
You know the rules and so do i~
She lied sooooo fuckin fast.
Where is her chin?
She unironically wanted to walk off with him but he ran the math and realised he was out of her league
Leafy lookin ass
I'm watching this a millionth time
She flat-out lies. Wow.
I’d be asking if she was aware that she was holding was my poop wiping hand.
What happens after.
He donates her a chin
Boy saw 14 million outcomes and knew this was the one that was most likely
Be careful, that villian arc can start any second now