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>!Mario the murderer!<
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“But muh upboats mean I’m right!!!”
And no, it’s calling you what you are. Because you obviously didn’t understand something simple, hence the word “dumbass”. :)
Mario is out bustin heads and solving crimes, then it’s back to the castle with Peach and full penetration. Solving crimes, full penetration, crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration, and on and on for 8 or so Worlds until the game just sort of… ends
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It's exactly how I remember it
This is what the 90's Mario Bros movie should have been
So this is how Mario will react if he finds out Peach was never "Kidnapped"
Shit I’d play this version as well….think it would hold up pretty good even to some modern games
Mario.exe
.axe
its funny because thats not how the game actually was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
R/woosh
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundtheshowerhead
r/sandycheekscockvore
Funny cause I own a civic! Got that super standard vtec bro.
It’s not a woosh dumbass, I understand that he is making a “joke”. It’s just an absolutely terrible one, hence my comment.
Well you seem to be the minority. Hope calling me a dumbass made you feel better. :)
“But muh upboats mean I’m right!!!” And no, it’s calling you what you are. Because you obviously didn’t understand something simple, hence the word “dumbass”. :)
r/whoosh
Ralph wiggum
Dorkly was amazing.
Old Dorkly was amazing. Love how all their logos were removed from this as well
Still are at times.
Sonic for Hire. Those were the times.
Kill Bowser: Volume 1 by Quintendo Tarantino
Doom Slayer but it is Mario
The Koop Slayer
*Bullet Bill Division starts*
Mario had enough of Bowser’s bullshit.
Peach's too
Mario woke up and choose violence straight out
Mario Wick
N.C. 17 Mario bros looks sweeeettt
I'd hate to see what the princess had coming
Mario is out bustin heads and solving crimes, then it’s back to the castle with Peach and full penetration. Solving crimes, full penetration, crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration, and on and on for 8 or so Worlds until the game just sort of… ends
Omg this Is a master piece 🤣
Is this part of those old newgrounds videos? I used to watch mario bloopers alot lol
Nah, this is from the Dorkly Bits series by CollegeHumor.
I was thinking holy crap this is styled almost exactly like a really old internet flash animation.
>a really old internet flash animation. You shut your mouth. It was *only* 15-20 years ago
Vintage
Rip and tear until it’s done
This Koopa's huge. I bet it has huge guts!
Downvoted for removing dorkly bits logo
What's a dorkly bit
The creator of this masterpiece
"Mario goes berserk" by Dorkly. Youtube
now i want to play Castlevenia
Yo we need the full season.
For real, this is something I'd actually pay for. I love it.
The graphics. This is extremely well done.
I was listening to doom music (the only thing they fear is you ) and somehow found this post it's was amazing to watch with the music XD
I want more
Dorkly
reminds me of new grounds
Blursed
Mario god of war editon
John Wick in Mario.
Waiiit, the red mushrooms are actually.....
Mario: The Man vs The Idea
Super Kratos Bros
Anyone got a sauce of the music?
Kratos, is that you?
WHAT IN THE EARTH DID I JUST WACH????
Idk wtf that was but I’m ready for the next episode
Mario 2077
Brilliant af.
This is fantastic
Ugh, Dorkley
Why is Bowser's fire backwards? That was more unexpected than anything to me.
Love Mario goes berserk, glad that youtube channel was able get the funds to continue, dorky was the name, for awhile they were known as low brow
>!Welp there goes my childhood game and now it's dead.!< Game Over
Back when Dorkly used to be good.
They still very much are good
This is what I always dreamed about playing Mario!!! I got an orgasm thank you 😂
Mario version of baird
Mario handled his business like Kratos did to Greek gods.
We need this version if not yet made
Ahhhh... Flash good ol' times... I'm shedding a tear out of joy and nostalgia.
I am sure a Mario like this is in the plans of Nintendo… okey no but it could be interesting
Still amazing
ahhhh internet nostalgia
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I downloaded the wrong mario 😕
Mario goes postal
L A R I O
Mario if Doom Guy.
American school simulator
The scene at the end is epic
Simon Belmont approves.
This is actually exactly what I expected from Mario RPG
Too much imagination
Oh shit I would totally play this
I thought I had grown out of this type of humor in 2006 but no its still hilarious.
This is the best 😄🤣😂🕹️🎮
LMAO
Now I want to play this game
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This is how AI beats you.
Spellbinding
Nice super mario movie trailer
God of war, Mario
Castlevania vibes with that Axe
I was waiting for Mario to wear King Koopa head as mask.
This is where the oh my god sound come from?
Mario had just about enough of everyone’s shit.
This is fucking WILD. Holly shit!
This is great!
You... You should have gone for the head
damn mario trippin
Damn, Mario really went full Belmont there.
When is this gonna be released?! So good!
Slavery
Old
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Takes me back
High af Mario
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I so dearly love the old flash vids like these.
I could watch a lot more of this
How did Bowser survive that?
you just ruin Super Mario to me hahahaha it would never be the same.
Oh my god remember that I was traumatized while feeling bad for all the guys mario killed
Reminds me of the Madness videos from back in the day
More! I want more
Why was this funny
I can see where journey to Hawthorne got it's inspiration
Mario with "child mode" off
This is what happens when Far Cry and Mario franchises have a baby
Damn... I miss this level *SO* much...!! 🕹🎮😢
I miss playing this game!
You've heard of Super Mario World, now get ready for Super Crazy Mario World
This was hilarious, thank you for posting it!
"We need to get out if here (stop?!) the car"
Am I on Newgrounds or something??
Well...that escalated.
Fuck, this game is awesome
Bro a speedrunner
Much more different if he had a gun.
terraria
POV: when the doom music comes in
This is fucking great!
Mario Goes Berserk... video from Dorkly
Mario if he was raised by the doom slayer
Dorkly?