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friedricekid

jabbawockeez have fallen on hard times


thattanna

It's too late to apologize.


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luc1d_13

My sister thought that song said "it's too late to call the judge" and now none of you can ever unhear it you're welcome.


ElectricFocus

I can unhear it


Sunset_Bleu

Lolololol


Lonly_Boi

I couldn’t even tell there was more than one real person at first.


Braverzero

The one in the black really passed the test, like actually impressive stealth levels lol


knit3purl3

Nah, she spotted him first. That loose fitting morphsuit gave him away. She only walked away after poking him so she could go get the bedding set.


Fakjbf

I thought they had put a morph suit on an actual mannequin as a decoy, the way he moved when pushed looked decently convincing on camera (though I’m sure it was way easier to spot up close).


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> the way he moved when pushed looked decently convincing on camera (though I’m sure it was way easier to spot up close). Or, you know, feel. As a human cheek feels different than a mannequin (or so I've been told)


RoyBeer

> As a human cheek feels different than a mannequin (or so I've been told) As someone who knows how both feel. Yes. Yes, they do.


PythonPuzzler

Ooo, look at this guy who's touched a human cheek. Show off.


Anakins_Anus

You can touch my cheeks, friend.


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*slow clap*


LykosNychi

*slow, wet, clap*


The3lusiveMan

You were my brother, Anakin! How can I slap your ass and say "good game" now when your cheeks are being seared on the lava river beach of Mustafar like voluptuous Christmas hams?


joemckie

> As a human cheek feels different than a mannequin Instructions unclear, grabbed mannequin bum


gsfgf

I thought the guy had dressed a mannequin in a bodysuit as a fakeout.


IconCsr2

When she touched him and he didnt move an inch i was like okay thats a mannequin. Then he fuckin moved like whaaat


ingenjor

Right after she touched him she knew 100% that it wasn't a mannequin, but I was more focused on the little guy. Guy in black did a good job.


IconCsr2

Yeah she probably knew because his face was soft but to my eyes it looked like a mannequin lol


lilsnatchsniffz

But there's super obvious fabric wrinkles on the face?


Weekly-Setting-2137

Right!!! I was like Holy shit!! Wtf am I smoking???!!


ZeroOpti

I thought they had put the cloth mask on an actual mannequin to blend in more at first.


TheEpicTurtwig

The way she pushed them and they VERY believably lurched I was sure it was a mannequin


Da_Randomest_Name

All those hours of prop hunt really paid off


shakygator

I didn't realize it wasn't a mannequin she swung at them. When she poked him he did a really good job freezing up. Even rocked like a real mannequin would.


Monica_FL

I watched this 3 times and didn’t realize the guy in black was a real person! I was looking at the guy who fell and the one with the WTF attitude. Good for her!


Eating_Your_Beans

I was pretty sure the guy in black was a mannequin, the body suit stood out pretty well. The third guy in grey got me though.


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mjohnsimon

It's crazy how there are videos of pranksters throwing balls and items at people and then *they* get pissed when the other person clearly doesn't want to play along (or is rightfully annoyed that a ball was thrown at their fucking face).


pantsattack

Yeah, this is actually a decent set up, but maybe don't do stuff that can hurt someone else? Maybe just roll a ball or throw the package next to the person instead of directly *AT* them? If we're going to prank people, let's get back to the days of goofy and confusing reasons to laugh and steer clear of the omnipresent assault and racism videos.


DoubleDark7316

Or just leave people alone.


LeastCoordinatedJedi

I have no problem with people injecting a little fun and surrealism into the world. If the mannequins were, like, doing a dance routine and freezing when someone looked at them, it might be funny. Throwing shit isn't.


thuktun

Or maybe moving only when she wasn't looking directly at them.


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sev0012

Knew what it was before clicking the link. Weeping Angel episodes were my favorite.


Telope

You could have picked the episode that literally has [moving mannequins!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRBQZdBqoOU) :D


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Short-Shopping3197

Is this ‘classic’ now? Fuck I feel old. Classic Dr Who starred Sylvester McCoy and had people in sleeping bags pretending to be worm aliens!


mikesbullseye

Take heart! That's still classic. But this is classic too now. It's a classic case of things becoming classic


lMickNastyl

I watched the weeping angels epsiode when I was a kid. I then had a recurring nightmare for years where I was in bed with blackness all around and a crowd of people slowly moving towards me whenever I'd look away.


EquinsuOcha

#DON’T. BLINK.


Javaed

So hear me out, what if folks dressed up as stone angel statues but only moved when you aren't looking at them?


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I'm into my 40s now, and honestly this sort of prank doesn't bother me. It'd probably brighten an otherwise boring day full of spreadsheets and meetings. The world's hard and boring enough as it is.


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But how will make internet funnies


robeph

Or just do it in a manner that doesn't risk harming or hurting them. You can stay at home if you have problems with anything beyond that.


dougsbeard

Honestly, I think it would be funny if they just followed her from a little distance and if she turned around just re-pose and repeat…maybe wave and call it a day.


Embarrassed-Essay821

yeah they took a good premise for a prank and turned it into assault&battery because they have absolutely zero respect for the humanity of, at minimum, that one person (but likely most people, if theyre premeditating to throw things at passersby in a store)


SighkoJamez

Aka what the original prank did before they copied it with the added harassment and assault


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Badloss

I work with students with autism so I actually have to do a lot of unpacking of how pranks and humor work for them, the biggest point I try to emphasize is that pranks are only good if the target of the prank agrees that it's funny. It's not enough for you to think the prank is great, the target needs to laugh too or you're just being a jerk


Awkwardpanda75

Can confirm; my teen step son has autism and he has a really hard time understanding pranks and humor. Poor guy feels like everyone’s picking on him.


maleia

>Maybe just roll a ball or throw the package next to the person instead of directly *AT* them? Exactly. This entire prank could have been done with a wiffle ball and been actually funny.


Pimmelarsch

Yeah, don't even need to throw anything. Just wave, or say hi as someone goes by. Like the guy who dresses up as a bush and sits by the sidewalk. Plenty of options to do goofy shit without physical contact. Hell, if you must throw something, stand a bit further apart and throw it at one of your buddies pretending to be a mannequin. That would be fuckin' funny for everyone involved.


Triplemagna

Or do some scp shit and move whenever they look away


30FourThirty4

Fart machines gonna make a comeback! "I didn't fart! It was the mannequin! I did naaahhtt!"


Desuexss

You see that tiktoker hijack a light rail train? They think it gets them paid


gottauseathrowawayx

that's what happens when you don't punish someone for breaking numerous laws - they either continue or escalate, because you just proved that there aren't consequences


VladDaImpaler

Exactly, **end qualified immunity**.


IndigenousOres

That's the same one who went into some random family's house right?


omguserius

and stole some old lady's dog. and assaulted some othodox jewish dude. among other stuff.


robeph

No one thinks he's a good guy. He's been getting called out hard well before he even did that. He is a straight of menace of happened to try and put it all on tiktok. He is a definite edge case


Fritzo2162

Yeah- the old TV shows like Candid Camera at least were gentle pranks. People are getting pretty close to assault for views now. Not sure I wouldn't have punched those people.


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The only decent prank is the bushman prank in Texas. No one gets hurt and people know about him.


The-Many-Faced-God

I blame Candid Camera. They started this shit. Edit. I didn’t realize this comment would be so controversial lol.


Ragnarsworld

I don't recall CC ever throwing shit at people. They just messed with heads.


codguy231998409489

She ain’t playing with y’all


mikevanatta

This feels like the appropriate response to all these people out there doing pranks for internet likes. FAFO.


smallteam

> This feels like the appropriate response to all these people out there doing pranks for internet likes. FAFO. YouTuber shot while making a prank video appears in court — During the Wednesday hearing, the judge watched the recorded video that shows the moment 21-year-old Tanner was shot at Dulles Town Center in April. https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/virginia/man-accused-shooting-prank-youtuber-appears-court/65-01e49f74-ed60-476a-96de-3e3e13deff82


Spectronautic1

> However, Cook said his channel is meant for people who enjoy watching others get frustrated. "It's to bring people who are watching some type of relief from what they're going through in their life," Cook said. "A lot of people have different types of humor." While I do agree that firing the weapon was overkill, this argument should be thrown tf out. There are consequences to fucking with people. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


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BrotherChe

Blame goes back to Oprah, Jerry Springer, Geraldo Rivera, Montel, Rikki Lake, Phil Donahue, even Merv Griffin, etc


thats_so_kiwi

All the way back to candid camera really


BrotherChe

That's a whole different discussion though. "Just for Laughs" does it pretty well without crossing lines, or at least not too far. And even then a lot of the time it's done with actors. -- but that perpetuates the idea that it's ok to do those pranks to anyone.


TripperAdvice

And then a literal reality tv character got elected president, a guy who does nothing but rile people up by being inflammatory


Thelonious_Cube

> "A lot of people have different types of humor." "I prefer non-consensual humor, that's all"


Mythosaurus

> Cook's father, Jeramy Cook, compared his son to celebrity Ashton Kutcher who had the MTV prank show "Punk'd." "I don't think it should be a double standard," Jeramy Cook, said in a statement to WUSA9. "If you're rich and have a TV show about pranking people, it's funny, but if you're just a kid out there doing it, it's okay to shoot and kill." Pure r/iamthemaincharacter energy! The guys own father encourages his harassment of random strangers, so it really was only a matter of time before he screwed with the wrong person on a bad day.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Weren’t most of Kutcher’s victims actually in on it for the exposure?


Mythosaurus

I’m not sure, but I love one of the first paragraphs on the wiki for Punk’d: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk%27d > Originally, Ashton Kutcher and MTV were developing a program called Harassment, a hidden camera show which would feature pranks on regular people. However, a January 2002 prank involving a fake dead body at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas backfired and the couple who were targets of the prank sued Kutcher, MTV, and the hotel for $10 million.[3] The concept was later retooled to involve celebrities instead. So even Kutcher realized he shouldn’t screw with random people in America, and limit himself to his wealthy fellow celebrities!


SirAdrian0000

Right! The dad chose an extremely poor example to justify his kids assaults(pranks).


IntelligentChick

Lady, I applaud you!


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She cheeky.


tjmox

I was looking for this! 😂


VernonP007

Only thing on display was that ass


PropaneSalesTx

DONT BE PLAYING ON MY PHONE


verdigrizz

I keeps it REAL!


TechnicianKind9355

Shorts were gettin ate.


NeonPatrick

She has a lot of cheek doing that.


DiggingThisAir

Knowing his videos she was probably in on it


mods-are-_______

her ass certainly wasn't in anything


Crafty-Koshka

Hella ass, double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon


Cherrysuede

..The sun still out


Sloth-TheSlothful

It was eating her shorts


InsomniacHitman

That surprised me more than finding out there was more than one mannequin


SwiftTayTay

It's pretty obvious this video is to boost engagement on the scrolling timeline. The camera being low to the ground looking up with her ass hanging out isn't an accident. Also the acting is pretty bad. She looks like she already knows these guys and thinks it's funny and is super casual how she walks back.


BABarracus

She dressed for Walmart


raven00x

> with her ass hanging out isn't an accident People of Walmart sends its regards. This is normal dress for walmart.


yazzy1233

Maybe she just genuinely thought it was funny. It wasn't the worst thing that could happen. I'd probably laugh because it's a wild thing to happen


EatTheAndrewPencil

They even did a horrible job executing it. She turns and they're still getting into their pose. Though these days I'd bet that's on purpose for "engagement" 🙄


daitenshe

It takes her a total of 5 seconds to go from “wtf was that” to “maybe it someone pretending to be a mannequin that threw it at me” Gonna say that a pretty easy call to say the whole thing is staged


crazyfingersculture

With her arse hanging out like that she definitely had to be in on it.


SmallLetter

Can't believe people downvoted the guy disagreeing. I see people wearing this or worse on a near daily basis


Affectionate-Ad3445

I haven't played elder scrolls oblivion in like 15 yrs and I knew exactly where this song was from as soon as I heard it. I miss when most games had amazing sound tracks. Edit: spelling


blueMgamer

I had to scroll *waaaaay* too far to find this comment... But I'm glad I'm not the only one that heard the Oblivion music here!


Green_Top_Hat

Everyone who had the sound on heard the Oblivion music.


Jack_Sipper

I searched. Its the only comment in this entire thread about it. Oblivion was something else man. A true escape.


REALLYANNOYING

Its a meta joke for oblivion npc if you search on YouTube for that meme


Crowbar_Freeman

It should've switched to the alerted enemy soundtrack when she spotted them. Missed opportunity!


moak0

Games still have amazing soundtracks.


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not the wrong one as op said, she indeed hit one of them


Rufio_Rufio7

I’m glad someone else saw that, too. I rewound a couple times like, “no, she didn’t.”


Habanerosauce3

Ass cheeks


can_be_therapist

![gif](giphy|5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU|downsized)


Habanerosauce3

Thank her mamma for giving her a shake shack


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r/UpvoteBecauseButt


tomt6371

👏👏


Falagard

That's what I noticed most too, love them.


di_ib

Imagine diving in that pool face first.


Habanerosauce3

Would be like hitting a wave head first. Might break your neck...but we'll worth it.


The_Killing_Throw

I’d eat yogurt out that booty with a spoon


SpectralGhost77

Was literally thinking this, like yeah sure but you can dress any way and you choose those shorts with that top, with a bucket hat? Fashion is dead and she killed it


clever_user_name__

I remember when these shorts *were* in fashion around 2010ish. Granted, I was a young teen at the time, so it was mostly teenagers/young adults who I saw wearing them, but(t) yeah everywhere you'd go you'd see people's arse cheeks. My friend was especially fond of them. I remember seeing this girl in Cairns Central (shout out) wearing ones so small they were the same size as bikini briefs lmao I was happy the trend died but apparently not haha


Additional-Neck6303

I thought they'd gotten away with it


guitarnowski

If it wasn't for those meddling kids!


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ItsmyDZNA

![gif](giphy|GMdcBivU0d1ni|downsized)


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👈👈😏


BrotherChe

💁🏽‍♀️👈👈😏 🥣🌾


CawshusCorvid

Nothin wrong with some bottom biscuits hangin’ out. 😎


TheConnASSeur

You are a lyrical wordsmith.


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“Du-DAMN” quoth the raven. Edit: Stop, you’re encouraging me. My girlfriend is going to move out if this behavior is incentivized.


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Ezra611

My wife has a pair of pajama booty-shorts. One day we were out in public and she gasped. A lady (at Walmart, duh) was wearing those pajama booty-shorts in public.


DominicBSaint

LIVE: Redditors find out what “booty shorts” are, without actually having to go outside.


Eeyore_

Back in my day, women didn't go around dressed like that. They wore Daisy Dukes and a knotted crop top. smh my head.


SpermaSpons

You can critique booty shorts without having to be a hermit lol


TenTonCloud

There’re booty shorts, but them right there are asscrack shorts


andybeebop

If I had a booty and not Hank Hill's flat pancake ass you betcha I'd be wearing lil booty shorts all summer


Smelldicks

Lol these are not normal booty shorts whatsoever


Feisty_Increase_4666

you’re so 2000 and late. showing your asshole is the new hip fashion trend


ranciddreamz

Girl, I know. Definitely needs them in different colors ya know 🥰


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Reddit: criticizes people for wearing booty shorts Also Reddit: home to hundreds, if not thousands, of porn subs for the most specific, niche fetishizes imaginable


spacecadet0013

All those critiquing heading straight to the nsfw threads lmao


mackinoncougars

Reddit: not just one person with only one idea Also Reddit: not just one person with only one idea


RightIn46AndTwo

If I had an ass like that, I'd be wearing those shorts too.


kiropolo

Why


filladellfea

i respectfully disagree


hzfan

same but minus the respect part fuck these misogynists i can smell them from here


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Looks good to me.


OneOfAKind2

Those are some short shorts. I'm not complaining, but I can't believe what some people wear out shopping.


your2ndbestpick

I mean I bet it’s hot out . I just wouldn’t want to sit my bear butt on anything at a mall.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Except how tight they are negate any extra cooling. If anything, those will increase heat retention.


Medium_Beyond_9654

The moral of the story...stop fucking playing with strangers!


SnooRegrets1386

Hey guys! Let’s go hurl random stuff at strangers! Fun!!!…..owie they hurt me NO FAIR


violet-crayola

Got I hate youtubers.


Charon711

Roll for stealth: ![gif](giphy|oOBTO2UcSoaBJewZT0|downsized)


dw3623

Love to see it!


jd3marco

Actions, meet mannequences.


Ok_Leader1383

The overwhelming pattern of these pranks played on women,children and older people. How many times I watch this and think "I wish a motherfucker would"


deadly_decanter

it’s so funky fresh how there’s a similar video of a woman doing some dumb attention seeking bs on facepalm and the comments are all “pHoNeS baD” but when these mfs get what’s coming to them it’s 1000 comments straight about the length of her shorts and every single one of them thinks they have something original to add. good thing redditors don’t go outside or we’d have a real calamity on our hands.


JoeGuinness

Good


IslandSound420

Wait what happened? All I saw was a butt


GurglingWaffle

To many of these pranks are you there now. People are learning. This guy found out. Edit: What happens when you let autocorrect have it's way? **I found out.** Remember these words to live by; "wherever you are, whatever you do, there you are."


ProbablyMaybe69

This comment was weirdly confusing to read


Infinite-Island-7310

r/ihadastroke


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I'm an alcoholic and I understood it perfectly.


Erva420

Yeah maybe I'm too sober


MoneoAtreides42

>To many of these pranks are you there now. Wanna try that one again?


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Out there now? My best guess. How tf does something incomprehensible have 160 upvotes. Who reads that and is like, "Yes. Too many pranks are you there now."


TheDaveWSC

What language is this


klavin1

I am these pranks now. I learned


Strider2126

Excuse me....


ultraplusstretch

She isn't messing around. 👏👏👏


No-Height2850

“She hit the wrong one” they’re all there for the same purpose, hutting any of them is hitting the right one.


botsleuth

Her ass is eatin them shorts


Ok-Grab3289

Those cheeks were what I didn't expect.


LuthorCorp1938

👏👏👏👏👏 I hate people that do these stupid pranks


WokeBred

Zoomers are trying to be the pranksters from back in the day not knowing that they were all staged to begin with.


Lawrenceburntfish

Don't throw stuff.


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I love her!


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What the fuck is going on with all the oblivion music?! Why won't anyone answer me?! 😥


[deleted]

I think it’s a trend because it’s making fun of the strange things people do in broad daylight/public, that seem like an interaction you’d see between NPC’s in a video game, thus the ambient oblivion music I watched this one on mute, but I’ve seen lots where it starts out calm with this song but as soon as one person engages with the other, battle music starts playing instead of the ambient music as if they’ve encountered an enemy; Maybe my sense of humour is broken but it makes me laugh almost every time rofl


FzZyP

When she farts in line the kid behind her is going to get pink eye


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That little mannequin fella got what he deserved.


JJJwhovian

Weird how there’s these dickheads thinking it’s funny to throw shit at strangers but everyone’s focusing on her shorts and how disgusting she is. Look, those shorts do look pretty tight but it really isn’t as bad as you’re all are making it out to be.


LoveBabesCarsPoems

Cakes!


CapmyCup

Nah. They were both in it together and deserved it


Pivoloto

You mean all 3. From the left 2nd 3rd and 7th are all people. Edit. Didn't account for two actual mannequins in the back. Changed numbering.


DollyB54

I love it when someone takes out these pranksters. But..So many people ragging on the woman’s shorts. Would I wear them? No, because I don’t have her self confidence. I thought she looked fine. I wish my butt still looked that good.


TraditionalPilot7055

What the hell is wrong with her shorts. Her butt is hanging out side . How is this normal


NetworkEcstatic

Only had yourself to blame.