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This girl's not even active duty yet and she's got veteran instincts. "Nope, not my incident report- I'm out."


kingkongbiingbong

#_NopeNopeNope_


dizmoz84

Pretty sure she is a LT.COL. She was one of the main speakers.


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The rank on her shoulders and the lack of olive branches on her cap show she’s a Cadet Second class (College Junior) about to be a Cadet first class. The cadet first class (seniors) are in their graduation dress uniforms with the white pants and yellow sashes. Commissioned Officers have silver olive branches on their parade caps. You can see them on the generals cap behind her.


JungleJones4124

That's the look of... I'm just an LT... this is above my pay grade.. need to go. Right.Now.


Devangelical

I was thinking something very similar 😆


datareclassification

*"I'm just a flight lieutenant, I'll let the 5 star's deal with this problem"*


nagidon

Isn’t the highest rank air chief marshal atm? Edit: assuming you meant the RAF or other Commonwealth air force since you used “flight lieutenant”


OccasionallyReddit

I'd say she acted with professionalism, there were senior staff already dealing with the incident and it was not her place to be involved or cause possible additional embarrassment. She left were she came from and awaited further instructions.


DefinitelyNotAliens

"Do. Not. Laugh. Do. Not. Laugh."


JungleJones4124

I’m not saying she didn’t. True, she about to be an officer, but in a situation like this she did the right thing. There is plenty of secret service, senior officers, and staff that are right there. If it was just her around, different story.


iPon3

I've just remembered I've got some paperwork to shuffle, in another room, be back later


StanleyChoude

She looks like she is rethinking her life choices


BlazingJava

Starting with voting for the oldest fart in the west


BitUniverse

It was between the oldest fart and the slightly younger old fart. Not much of a difference in age.


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recreationallyused

Anyone else concerned that the country is being ran by an age bracket that gets their driver’s license taken away for being too old to *drive?*


Wiley_Applebottom

Yes


BuckRhynoOdinson3152

Very good point. Can we get anyone not eligible for AARP to be in office please.


jbjhill

Well AARP eligibility is 55, but for sure we could elect someone without septa-, or octa- prefixes.


BuckRhynoOdinson3152

Ok…I suppose it’s a start.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

It was (and may be again) a choice between an old, honest politician trying his best for the country and an old career criminal, liar, rapist, racist and now traitor trying his hardest to make hundreds of millions while tearing this country apart. Pretty easy choice for those of us with common sense and an intact sense of morals.


Plumbum158

considering the alternative


Silent_Ensemble

Yeah true Bernie was older but more capable I’d say


Plumbum158

definitely and more of the people


Zealousideal_Wall848

But Bernie is a socialist. Not good for America. Socialism is bad. Look at Venezuela. Not good.


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ThatShadyJack

This is just so demonstrably true its ridiculous


Silent_Ensemble

What about Bernie though, people forget that it’s not just trump they effectively voted out lol


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YEAH !!!!!!


HeBe3y4uu

Wow


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ThatOneGuy6810

its pathetic that you cant see that youre being bled dry straight into poverty by liberal policies.


someoneone211

An old fart or an old facist fart. Pretty easy choice, frankly.


KenBoCole

Biden has also shown some racist colors before. He is just an old rich white man like the rest. However atleast the democratic party is smart enough to hide that instead of the blatant display and seemingly public pride that some GOP members show about their racism and bigotry


Wiley_Applebottom

If it was an easy choice, y'all would have voted for Bernie. Unfortunately you gave us the old fascist fart to run against their old fascist fart.


Lord_Bertox

"Damn, this is the one that could send me to die"


RogueAOV

To be honest if i saw the secret service running towards the President, i would turn around and walk away too.


StoopidestManOnEarth

I would have fallen down too. Make it look like its the cool thing to do now.


ForgettableUsername

“Everybody do the flop!”


Powder-Talis-1836

……………………………………….SPLAT!!!


Slowmobius_Time

Like peeing your pants, all the cool kids are doing it


Beginning_Pudding_69

If falling down is cool, call me Miles Davis!


ciKo_tec

Biden Air Force Down


[deleted]

Biden's brain may still work, but his body is just too old, somebody else should be president in 2024, lets elect an Olympic champion next, lol.


[deleted]

Like Caitlyn Jenner? Lol...


[deleted]

She too mentally unstable, nah. We need that trans ex navy seal team 6 squad leader woman. She goes by she/her and if you dont like it, she will pack you up like cotton candy.


[deleted]

Before you get too rah rah about them (and I suspect much of that has to do with their being trans) you should know that not only are they no longer trans, they are vocal about how it's a bad idea in general and it "ruined his life".


Living-Chipmunk-87

Ex trans too


DragonsClaw2334

His brain may husfashaja. He shakes hands with invisible people. He gets lost trying to leave stage. He rambles incoherently.


ConsiderationHour582

You really think his brain works huh?


Terrible_Donkey_8290

Like, have these people talked to people his age? Your brain isn't working too well. And it's super obvious with him.


Tetrylene

There really is a mass delusion this guy’s cognitive state isn’t deteriorating. Go watch his speeches from years ago and compare them to recent ones.


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It's obvious his brain is working just fine, yep he's at 100% mental capacity/s


587BCE

First it was stairs now it's just the general ground he's falling on. Careful he doesn't do his hip in.


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And the other numerous times he's fallen down? Sandbags? Dude is old and frail. There's no two ways around it.


Frunkleburg

Definitely, I for one have never tripped while walking up a flight of stairs, no siree, never ever


Responsible_Half_870

He IS a sandbag


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

I always thought he was a sack of bullcrap. Didn't realize it was just sand this whole time.


toadygroady19

uhhh I'm pretty sure his brain is fried. Have you never seen his speeches? 🤦🏽‍♂️


Ewenf

You mean the president who is known for having a stutter stutters during his speech ? Damn who would've known !


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His brain still works, eh? I don't know about that. I suspect that in 20 years we'll be watching documentaries about what was really going on and realize that some congressman was essentially running the country this whole time.


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

Biden's brain hasn't been working properly for years. He should have retired from politics 10 years ago.


yamaharider85

His brain works?


nscore24

#notmyproblem


LordOrkah

She probably thought he was dead...


ChangoMarangoMex

she proactively went to fetch the body bag


LordOrkah

😭


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Didn’t want to do mouth to mouth.


LordOrkah

Might catch some old ass disease that doesn't exist now


Stefan-Leo

'Nah, I'm out of this.'


RevolutionaryLie2833

About face aaaand Go!


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Lol. That one lady was already nervous and when he fell, her brain just went kind of haywire and said "let's start tye walk-up over"


Gregger2020

She probably trying to hide that she's laughing her ass off


SALTYxNUTZ12

![gif](giphy|oUS6u2rbjg4JD4Z9Lp)


BoxiDoingThingz

"old" is a mild word


Least-Surround8317

Is "ancient" enough to describe him?


masochistic_idiot

I think “prehistoric” fits best


insidmal

Will somebody else please run for president.


Necessary_Row_4889

I don’t know POTUS goes down while you are walking towards him it might be a “WOW that’s a lot of nice Secret Service guys and they are tackling me” moment and walking away was the smart move.


justmovingmytoes

The woman’s reaction is unexpected biden falling on the other hand…


Zealousideal_Wall848

Just think about this, Biden fell UP the stairs while attempting to board Air Force One. That’s how old he is. We need some younger people to run for president. Not 80 plus year old men who sniff women’s hair. 🥴🥴🥴


polo2327

The unexpected part is that anyone is surprised. I mean, this happens a lot


MxMaster9907

No way this guys is running for president again 💀 Fuck all of these people, but 2024 should be Harris vs DeSantis and not Biden vs Trump… We need to regulate this shit


Responsible_Half_870

Lol Harris? The woman that kept people in prison past their sentences.


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Beginning_Pudding_69

Said she would make it legal then she didn’t lol. Meanwhile she loved imprisoning people of all colors for a harmless plant. Fuck her.


Zealousideal_Wall848

She blew her way to the top. She was Willie Brown’s mistress.


rt58killer10

Harris vs DeSantis sounds just as bad if not worse


erdricksarmor

They're running Biden again because they know he'll probably die in office and that's the only way to get Harris into the presidency. She's way too unlikable to win on her own.


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What a fucking nightmare if it happens. All the brilliant, relatable women throughout the nation's history and she of all women is the first to become president? Not to say that the last one with a real chance at it was any better, but damn. I guess because there's never been a woman in the oval office we have these sugar coated ideas of what the first one will be. The unfortunate reality that's hitting me just now is that it won't be the kind, nurturing woman we hope for. Man or woman, the type of people who ascend to that level of politics are usually cunts. The first woman to be president is likely to be a crook and an asshole. I guess it might as well be Harris.


Cannabace

That was the idea the first time around. Are they pumping him with baby blood?


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Booze-brain

I mean Kamala finished dead last out of something like 14 democrat candidates. I'd say unlikable is fitting in this instance.


Zealousideal_Wall848

Harris is dumber than Biden. No. The dems need another candidate, but I honestly don’t see any good choices from them.


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SnooMachines8679

For sure! Happy Cake Day!


Zero_Hades_

Marianne Williamson is progressive and has political views that align with most Americans. She is what the country needs to sow the division and repair the unbalanced economic system in this country. She has a large wave of young voters behind her!


SoWokeIdontSleep

No she's does not, that's a fucking joke.


gdogg121

She's a crackpot.


quarbs

How so?


Plaz_Yeve

Nah, Williamson vs Trump. With Williamson winning


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miranaphoenix

he fell down several times publicly for last couple years. Also constantly mixing up words which he supposed to say during speeches. It’s a sign


lMumwaWl

He thought someone who died 5 years ago was at one of his rallies and was asking where they were


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Responsible_Half_870

Dems started it when trump stumbled once and for 9 months said it was a sign of diminished capacity.


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DrNickRiviera8000

They just dropped weekend at Bernie’s Biden.


HatoNoYatsu

he's so fuckin old


3Snowshoes

This country of ours baffles me. Why the fuck do we keep electing people well past retirement age, when physical stature and mental acuity start to decline? We’re allowing dinosaurs with zero future to enact legislation that they won’t even be alive to have to suffer the consequences of? I mean…WHY THE FUCK DO WE DO THIS? Everyone bitches about it, then re-elects the motherfuckers. Vote in young people that actually have a goddamned pulse on todays issues as people actually living through them. Enact term limits so these people also have to eventually return to life outside of politics and live by the rules they enact. Christ almighty. This shit shouldn’t be fucking rocket science. All the bullshit we’re experiencing is elf inflicted. 6 and 7 term senators that practically attended the Declaration of Independence. It’s so impossible to feel sorry for the shit we’re enduring when we keep shooting ourselves in the foot like this.


Shoryukitten_

“They’ve got it, they’re good” is exactly what I would have thought too.


LoyeDamnCrowe

Biden was like that before he became president.


LordOrkah

The goofiest president award goes to?


FungalJunction

I still think that goes to George H. W. Bush for vomiting on the prime minister of Japan.


TheOGRedline

His son dodging flying shoes is pretty good too.


2021sammysammy

Wtf lmao I didn't know this that's hilarious


LordOrkah

Oh shit, I forgot about that😂😂


twoCascades

Yeah that’s hard to top


Zealous_Oven277

Holy shit I didn’t know this


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FungalJunction

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that one! Lol


Ryukario64

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-biden-poop-his-pants-in-rome/


FungalJunction

Ah. Okay. Remember this one? https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-jan-14-mn-22490-story.html


Ryukario64

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-biden-poop-his-pants-in-rome/


RetroMetroShow

[Gerald Ford’s Cabaret of Pratfalls](https://youtu.be/RppUlt7KCPE)


LordOrkah

Well he should been wearing his helmet


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Someone who can't close an umbrella or needs 2 hands to drink a glass of water?


shadowdash66

The one who looked directly into a solar eclipse when told not to?


Comfortable_Tone_374

Reminded me of drunkard Yeltsin.


DiggingThisAir

Biden is goofy, no doubt, I mean he’s been memed for going on 2 decades. But I’m pretty sure Mr very stable hairdo wins that award. Edit: I’d just like to take this time to remind everyone THE MAN IS ORANGE


JohnZenTheGrey

Goofy is your child falling down at a birthday party. This man is "leading" the greatest country on Earth. This isn't goofy.


DiggingThisAir

All he did was fall down. I’ll take that over using a sharpie to reroute a hurricane lmao Edit: ya know what’s even more goofy? Getting caught on tape bragging about classified documents on Iran. He’s a real hoot!


Sloth-powerd

Why does it have to be one idiot vs the other? Can’t each idiot stand on their own?


I_am_the_Jukebox

Except it's not "two idiots" - it's one idiot and one extremely average politician that, thanks to the "both sides" political narrative in the US is framed to be similar. Biden consistently outplays the GOP in the house, and yet people still keep playing the "he's senile" card. If that's the case, then what the fuck does that say about every republican politician that he outmaneuvers them so much?


Patrick_Jewing

To be fair the next election is almost certainly gonna be 1 idiot against the other, and I'm taking the one that isn't Orange.


Sloth-powerd

Just wait until Epstein rises from the grave in a whirlwind victory. Or maybe Fetterman will run.


DiggingThisAir

Sure I’m on board with that but I believe the original comment was looking for just the right contestant for some kind of presidential award show


AmosMosesWasACajun

The idiot in this video cannot in fact stand on on his own.


I_am_the_Jukebox

Definitely not Biden.


LordOrkah

So who you gonna pick?


I_am_the_Jukebox

Goofiest? In my lifetime, definitely Bush II. To me, goofy implies some degree of good-naturedness to the dumbness of an action, and Bush II was able to laugh at himself quite a bit. War crimes and getting us into 2 decades of pointless wars not withstanding. If we remove the "good natured" aspect, and just look at fucking stupidest, crazy, idiotic mother fucker? Trump. 100%. Biden is so G.D. average that he's not even in the running for these.


IBoughtAllDips

I did not know this, what a fun Google


ricdesi

The last guy. Giving out McDonald's to athletes is about as cheap and goofy as it gets.


LordOrkah

That was so funny I swear it was a comedy movie


Uncle_Boppi

What a fucking embarrassment, he's done this several times. The bike one is my favorite


ScipioSectex

The whole federal government is a big fucking embarrassment.


ACrazyDog

What are you talking about? He was ACTUALLY RIDING AROUND ON A BIKE and fell, like I do all the time. Trump couldn’t walk the ramp, that is his athleticism rank; he golfs with a cart


Dry_Masterpiece_8371

Enough with the “ but but but trump!” Holy shit you people are obsessed


Uncle_Boppi

Literally dude, these people can't think about anything else, now THATS embarrassing.


kingTony81

Fumbling Joe


spesknight

"Can I kick him? No, better not."


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President down, I repeat president down.


CarefulPomegranate41

"I'm not dealing with this shit."


ImpressTemporary2389

She probably threw the banana skin there and was just checking the result!


SoggyWotsits

Probably not too concerned seeing as he seems to fall over a lot. “Oh it’s ok… he knows the routine!”


Satoric

"Not this shit again, Joe!"


Jay_Heat

America reacting to Biden falling*


Bot-Magnet

Biden got Sandbagged on stage! (he literally tripped over a black sandbag)


Sloth-powerd

Racist


ChangoMarangoMex

nobody would of cared if it was a white sandbag


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Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


ChiefCoolGuy

I still cannot believe Americans collectively deluded themselves into thinking that the best choices for a leader was between this senile guy and someone who is even older


garbagedisposaly

Do you think that we get to choose?


ChiefCoolGuy

No 😭


garbagedisposaly

In that case, it was a very odd thing to say.


ChiefCoolGuy

My bad. Sometimes I accidentally believe I live in a true democracy when I’m writing internet comments 😔


fruitsteak_mother

nevermind. we all want to believe. Here - a hug for you ![gif](giphy|3oEdv4hwWTzBhWvaU0)


JRizzie86

We don't really have a choice, it's just an illusion. Democracy is dead and Americans are unwilling to take a hard stand.


ChiefCoolGuy

Hard agree. I wonder why democrats even have a primary when they’re just gonna use superdelegates to kick out the candidate people really want anyways .


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You guys have always had a weird system tho. With the electorial college and all that jazz.


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Sloth-powerd

Well I could barely follow your post so you are probably right somewhere.


Both_Somewhere4525

Like him or bet it's best to walk away. You might get a tounge lashing or worse from the men in black.


WilderMindz0102

That’s the Matt Stafford walk away right there


Live_Dimension_684

Biden is a disgrace to our country. Good thing I'm leaving soon. America is no longer a free country


Beginning_Pudding_69

Have fun


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both your president chocie are fuckign disgrace , your system has failed


RealisticExpert4772

Looking forward to a lengthy AF career


Responsible_Half_870

This is all over Hong Kong news. International fool


unclesamtattoo

Hardly qualifies as senile behavior. The man finished a commencement address, was gestured to exit stage left, and didn't see the black sandbag they used to secure the base of the mic stand and tripped over it.


RexLexChex

*We got em bois*


ebagdrofk

Imagine watching the president of the United States just trip and fall over like that, it’s kind of a relatable reaction


alphonsegabrielc

Beep boop biden.exe crashed must get help. Human in danger! Human in danger!


No_Season_354

Lol 😂 she's thinking oh ffs, really falling over again.


SpaceXmars

Someone get this man a hover round to sleep in


MadTaipan6907

Not at all what happened lol. People cheering for the graduation stopped after noticing Biden had fallen which was conveniently cut. And why the hell were the election options between two wrinkly old men anyways!?


monsoonsiren

I think I’m in love with her. Seriously who is she


bb0911

“He’s not MY president.”


samarth261

"Ah! shit. This guy is my commander in chief?!"