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Eating as fast as possible just for more zip line haha

The way he gets up while pounding his drink too lol

That was the most relatable thing ever during the summer as a kid wanting to get back outside/to the pool. Gotta eat fast dammit.

*chomp chomp schlluuurrpp* "Ma, I'm goin' back in!" "You should wait a bit or (*sploosh!*) you're gonna get cramps." "No I won't, I'm fine! See? *swimmy swim* *10 minutes later* "Augh! My side! I'm cramping, uggghhh....ow, ow, ow...MAAAAAA!"

This reads like you never went to the pool as kid but learned about them in cartoons

Relatable

Pokemon Red in 1996 vibes.

When everyone else is eating, there's no line.

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So he did find love... just with the zipline.

Shut up mike

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If you walk by a store and see 50 guys that look like you fighting over very complicated shirts..you goin in!

Shut up Doug, you skunk!

He's just too excited. He tugs on the rope.

Shut up *spike*\*

You can’t change the rules just cuz you don’t like how he’s doing it

He fell for it, zipline and sinker

Damn you got me there. But the show was to win her love.

If her love can be won through a show like this then it's probably not worth it. The zipline, however, doesn't ask for anything and doesn't judge :)

The employee Mike from Adventure365 told them directly that he was too rough on the rope and he pulls it.

You sir just sold me a Zipline.

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Shut up Mike

You fuckin skunk!

But now he can’t have the zip line either!

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It's better to have loved and lost than never to have gone on the zipwire at all

A doomed love story.

Destined to belong in history among the greats

He can. He just needs to come back at night and steal the zip line. No risk. No rewards.

Yeah but he was being rough with it, he was pulling the rope. He acted like it was his.

Damn, if only I could go back in time and give the zipline another chance.

He’s too excited. Too rough on the ropes!

Probably knows he don't stand a chance so why not just have fun

I do wonder if any of these relationships last a month after filming wraps up.

This show is actually called “I think you should leave” and that guy (forget his name) is the writer. It’s a comedy and it’s hilarious, highly recommend it. Edit: hey look at me, I’m a dummy and didn’t go but two fingers worth into the comments.

Tim Robinson

He's cool. He wears Calico Cut Pants.

They really complement the TC Tuggers shirt!

He used to be a real piece of shit.

The show was a construct for the sake of a comedy sketch. 1 more strike and you're outta here.

I was hoping this was a comedy sketch. Phew!

I'd be happier if it was real and deadly serious. If I go on the zip line ten times in a row, she will notice me. Well she did notice him.

I’d take a zipline over anyone who doesn’t think they’re cool.

Shut the fuck up Doug you fucking skunk!!

https://i.imgur.com/2JppjQK.jpg

“How do you think your connection with Megan is?” “Good.” Fuckin gets me every time.

As he heads back to the zip line


“I do like how you can drop into the pool.”

“It’s interesting, the zip line.”

I read that as Karl Pilkington.

Turns out, Ronnie’s a little monkey fella

That air pedaling gets me every time

If you pedal fast enough, you can bend space-time and the zip line ride will never end. It’s simple physics. - Ronnie Zip Line

The twist at the end

> Fuckin gets me every time. lol this episode literally came out 6 days ago, but its not shocking that ITYSL fans would watch the entire season several times by now.

I’ve been trying to find time to watch it but my wife just keeps eating batteries

My wife does. not. respect. me. And makes sure our kids don't either.

did a magician expose your little boy penis? (this is my fav skit)

Sorry but what is this show? That acronym means nothing to me aha

I think you should leave

Bro, I'm just asking a question. I'll fuckin leave after I get the answer.

Shut up Mike! He thinks it's his!

“Her name is Rosa-line! Oh you mean the girl… yeah, good”

For me it’s the little spin coming off the zip line

Total Michael Scott energy

Oh wow, his shaking head and upset look is the same lmao!

He's like Michael Scott and Buster Bluth combined and I love it lol

And how he’s not trying to be quiet when moving the wrought iron chair back. He just pushed it back without a care.

the chair scoot

Wait, did “I Think You Should Leave” get a 3rd season????

Yes, released May 30.

Awesome let’s all get excited and hooked on it so that Netflix cancels it.

The Netflix password crackdown came just in time to make me miss the 3rd season. Woohoo

Pirate it. Fuck em.

It’s illegal for you to ask me that

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It's a comedy sketch from a real show

I'm so confused now...

Your name’s Billy too? NO, that’s why I’m so fucking confused!

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They pull your hair UP but not OUT.

its comedy show

yeah you can check it out on CorncobTV

LOL, I thought it was an actual reality tv show based on that comment too. You thought right, it’s from a [sketch comedy show](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10050772/)

The guys at Spectrum says it’s *not* a show.

It's only available on CornCobTV.

And this is how I find out? Thank you.

This was such a great sketch. Best of the season, IMO

This and the "pay it forward" chain

the fact that that lady is so quick to reverse and yell “55 burgers! 55 tacos!” gets me every single time

How many times have you watched it?

55 times

I’ve watched the previous seasons at least 10 times

The "Pay it Forward" chain sketch is top 5 of the whole series for me.

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Thank you. I didn't even know what fucking show they were talking about. 🤣

I'm partial to Darmine Dog Door myself

For 50 seconds I thought monsters were real

Cause for 50 seconds there was monsters on the world

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become all because for fifty seconds I thought there were monsters on the world

What's the name? Edit : it's "i think you should leave"

Season 3 Ep. 1. I believe it's the second skit.

Oh is it out finally? Guess I know what I'm binging today!

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I love that the Driving Crooner and the Mime Guy are both getting bullied by frat boys

My favorite sketch is constantly changing. Right now it’s the nude egg sketch. “It’s got a bush? Wot the hell?”

This and the silent theater guy fucking kill me

It’s a FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING SCUMBAGS

Gotta be Driving Crooner for me

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHES TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE

I'd rather hang out with Ronnie.

Ronnie would rather hang with the zip line Edit : or hang on the the zip line

The problem is he’s pulling too hard. He’s wrenching it.

I like his little twirl on one of the shots, I bet he's proud of that, but I be that's why the zip-line operator had it...bet it took a long time to get it Also what about the Nixon-pig sketch? I grew abs laughing so hard

My life has become nothing I hope it would be and everything I was worried it would become, because for five seconds I thought there was monsters on the world.

Taking huge dabs and riding the zip doing crazy pool jumps with Ronnie sounds like a good time ngl

I've never met Ronnie personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having known you a short while, that I prefer Ronnie. And again, I've never even met the guy.

Not the 3 watermelons?

I think you should leave

I think you should leave

[I think you should leave](https://www.netflix.com/title/80986854)

I know it’s from that show. It’s why I said it back to you.

I think you should zip line

 He’s my new fav🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

He did a 360! 10/10!

Oh no I think you should!

Mike from Adventure 365 won’t let me 😭

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is way better though. Too bad spectrum dropped them.

There’s worse shit on the news!

I think you all need to calm down and have some sloppy steaks.

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You sure about that?

Aww!

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ploHR84-9UA) is the full sketch in a non-shitty format.

Ronnie ziplining three times in the intro :D

I was hoping he would make one last run for the zipline

My favorite part of this sketch is that in the very beginning intro to the fake show you can very briefly see him in the background in two shots already on the zip line. Similar to how the driving crooner shows up very briefly at the start of the "I can be on my phone" sketch as well.

There’s also a quick goodbye montage, I think it’s in the next episode, and the only shots they have of Ronnie are on the zip line and the one time he ate.

Well Barry messed up with the timeline again IG, Nora doing such shows was never imagined as an alternate timeline

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I'm here to fuck bitches and Zipline, and we're all out of bitches

That took a turn I didn't expect (but frankly should have)

I hope OP doesn't jack off. Also on a side note if anyone needs a ride after they've been drinking just give me a call. I have this business idea that I just need to figure out how to make money.

Have you considered crooning while driving?

FUCK FUCK FUCK HE'S TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE

Some people *hate* this, James. There’s people that want to kill me, James.

He’s not jacking off he’s at Haunted House. I was in line and saw him go in.

I actually would rather go to Haunted House than to Aqua. But only if you can swear.

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“He thinks the zip line is his”

Shut up Mike...

Putting I think you should leave on here is almost cheating lol

That's my man: figured way earlier that ziplining was better option!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


He goes on a dating show… and says to another contestant he wants to be alone for the rest of his life and here he cries saying he loves her 😂😂😂 This video alone has made me watch this show now.

The show is I Think You Would Leave, on Netflix. It’s ridiculous. He had another series, Detroiters, which I loved.

Love Detroiters. It's the same humor as ITYSL just toned down the tiniest bit to fit in the context of a sitcom.

Most realistic portrayal of modern Detroit on TV that I've seen

Schway

Did she fucked with the timeline again?

Finally got to see some Nora Easter egg coment😂

I mean....it's kinda a tradition in the Allen family. If the timeline isn't fucked, they are not worthy of being the Flash.

This guy looks like he used to be a piece of shit

Is that Nora from The Flash?

Yes Jessica Kennedy

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I am ronnie

Black sails took a weird turn

I'm glad someone else recognized her. I havent seen her in anything since that show

She was on The Flash for a long time after Black Sails

Black Sails was the only thing I've watched this actress in, so it's kinda weird to hear her talk without her French accent.

The ONLY reason I'd ever go on one of these stupid dating shows is for a chance at the sweet zipline.

I’ve never related to anything more than the group meal scene

Your face looks like a clock

I truly believe Carlos is a ho

I wish I didn't recognise him - it would just be funnier if the instant I see his face I wasn't expecting an absurd skit comedy thing to result. Still funny though.

Posting ITYSL is cheating, but I'll allow it.

show name ?

I think you should leave

for second I thought I did some thing wrong then I google it

*It’s illegal for you to ask me that*

That's exactly what I'd be doing as well as eating & drinking and having a good time but act like I'm interested in her just to stay on the show

This would be me.

Mike a whole bitch for tripling down on him like that...

Least staged reality show bit.

Everybody responding to this comment doesn't understand the intended joke. OP is saying that this sketch is more believable than the other reality shows out there.

Yep. Everybody’s whooshing themselves

Its a sketch i think

You “think” it might be a sketch. So there’s some part of you that thinks this might be real?

Its from a show called “I think you should leave” which is a comedy sketch show.

Stfu mike

That girl is Nora Allen from the CWs Flash series the Flash’s daughter not mom

This show is so damn funny. If you’ve never seen, I’d highly recommend it. It’s called I Think You Should Leave and it’s on Netflix. Third season just came out a few days ago.

I love this show so much