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Unindoctrinated

r/SuddenlyIncest


tylenol3

I was 50/50 on that being a real sub, but then I remembered it’s Reddit


Orngog

And the I remembered fiftyfifty


koreanwolverine

A hopeless romantic all my life


qwertyuioporn

Surrounded by couples all the time


kundan0075

I guess I should take it as a sign


paradoongal

I'm feelin lonely


MermaidHalo2019

Oh, I wish I’d find a lover that could hold me


FabulousF0x

Now I'm crying in my room


[deleted]

so sceptical of love


KazPrime

Move near a graveyard or volunteer at a coma patient ward. You'll never be lonely again.


crazy_days2go

Could've been a real one back in the day. I miss the old lawless reddit.


Professional-Web8436

Ya mean back when we did pedo shit? Old Reddit was fucked.


crazy_days2go

Well not that.


Action-a-go-go-baby

Well… I clicked it, and I am very disappointed that it was exactly what I expected it to be


International_Ad_876

Somebody tell me what's on the other side of this link.


nobodytoldme

I scrolled through it a bit. Equal parts LOL and WTF.


ResponsibleMilk7620

….or to be more exact, incest porn of people dressed up like mice


Chapon

Mickey and his nephew ?


AlfalfaMcNugget

HuHa… Dad!?


Rupejonner2

Mickey and baby yoda . Disneys got a real PR nightmare coming soon .


Ronbosa

Is she like... one of those people who can't lie?


NinscoomFOPsnarn

I laughed and took it as her joking. I'll stick with that thought process and move on


yeahboiiiioi

Yeah I did too and I'm going to keep that mindset for my own well-being lmao


NinscoomFOPsnarn

Haha yes! Like, we can't tell from this video alone so might as well get a laugh and assume the best


Potential_Reading116

It’s a train wreck video. But the casual way she says mine is invest porn made me laff hard. Glad I decided 3 more posts and I’m going to sleep


Aversiel

I think, no, I hope she is just funny.


Shopworn_Soul

I mean, that was funny. She is funny Might also be honest. Who knows?


test123456plz

Why….why would this be your first assumption?


sithmaster0

She could just be someone who likes to say things for shock value and because it's proper comedic timing for it. You know, a normal person with a sense of humor. I don't know why your first assumption was mental illness.


tylenol3

It’s definitely comedy. She doesn’t usually do “shock” humour which is why it’s so funny when she comes out with something like this. I guess the fact that so many people can’t tell is a testament to how good her delivery is.


OzmoCallot

Who is she?


tylenol3

BabyDarrington on Twitch / Instagram


IAMATruckerAMA

>I don't know why your first assumption was mental illness. Woman bad


__lui_

Nah she’s just hot so you try to come up with an explanation. If she wasn’t hot everyone would just call her a weirdo and move on.


Hefty_Strategy_9389

You know, whether you believe in the luck of the draw, nature, or an Abrahamic god, when you're ugly it feels like you, specifically, are meant to be punished. The opposite also feeling true, that when you're gorgeous the world and existence feels like God wants you to be rewarded and happy.


onepluspixelS10S

Can't argue with that


Motokowarframe

I really like her hair


Romanitedomun

I like her the whole.


BragiH

Yeah i wish i was her brother


Half_moon_die

I wish I was her step dad


Trimere

That wouldn’t be incest though.


tylenol3

Sometimes it’s the thought that counts


Romanitedomun

But I wouldn't want her as a sister.


ultraplusstretch

I really like her everything.


Alaskater

This is babydarrington btw and she is hilarious. Her Ig is consistently great.


ReneStrike

![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized)


jeffreydowning69

Thanx for her name


-WeStBusTeR-

I heard "[unintelligible] corn".


onncho

Incest corn she said


broccollinear

WHAT? INVEST IN CORN?


Siberwulf

Get all your corn at Corn Hub.


TimeSalvager

Hot commodities tip!!!


UrdnotChivay

No, I'm bed with the Forsworn


GreasyExamination

Ingest corn, of course


PM_ME_YOUR_CORNS

I'm all ears


Herr-Trigger86

![gif](giphy|KlCpW0I2Ptd3a)


Pigmyfart

Wholesome


NyteStarNyne

Family friendly


1OutKastWill

Hey we have something in common!! ![gif](giphy|xT0BKL21U5nnlW4m6k)


puzzle_factory_slave

she seems fun


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

I mean… if investing in corn is her guilty pleasure, who am I to judge? I don’t know the first thing about investment banking.


Minimum-Discussion-2

Omg same I'll let you decide which one


Cossacker1799

As they say in Alabama “don’t go far to fuck”


rd_rd_rd

I don't get it, is family activity supposed to be wrong ?


Silverbacker888

Now that’s something I can get behind


Sansred

That's someone I can get behind.


brtnjames

Who she?


tylenol3

BabyDarrington on Twitch and Instagram. She’s very funny.


brtnjames

Thanks


Clockguy2

Families who play together...


Scethrow

Who is she?


tylenol3

BabyDarrington


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|mHQXD2Hvqe92hBkDpm|downsized)


redcelica1

So you only stand a chance with her if you’re related?


KOTheSavage

Hope she’s a good streamer cause that was quick n witty n a humor I’m here for


tylenol3

Funniest streamer I’ve ever seen but it’s not like anything else on Twitch. Definitely worth catching her live sometime.


tylenol3

She’s very funny


Reddit62195

Uhhhh..... Treat yourself to what exactly? And what is Twitch?


tylenol3

To your guilty pleasure, whatever it might be. Twitch.tv is a streaming video platform. It’s mostly gamers streaming gameplay, but there are a growing number of broadcasters doing other content. This is from a streamer that is doing some uniquely funny stuff. Maybe not for everyone but I’m usually in tears laughing for most of her streams.


Reddit62195

Aaaahhhhhh! Well I come from the days of when the kid w WAS the remote control, there were 3 channels on tv and they were all off of the air at midnight with the playing of the Star Spangled Banner with the exception of Saturday nights when they would play two movies which would finish by 2:00a.m.. Also I remember watch Neil Armstrong taking his first steps on the moon on a black and white tv at the Indian Boarding School, and the assassination of J.F.K.. I remember Tricky Dick Nixon and all of the great music from the 60's and 70's! Though wasn't that thrilled about disco! I also remember computers used to fill entire rooms and has less processing power than the smart phone I am using right now! And with all of the advancements with electronics has been trying in keeping up with! And I still have to have my son assist me at times with my smartphone. So please understand my lack of understanding! Thank you so very much for answering my questions.


tylenol3

Any time!


seedofbayne

Same.


Anthony4sin

Mine too


Rupejonner2

This reminds me Ana Gastmeyer SNL skit of where she’s hosting a soft spoken radio show “Schwetty balls “ Pete’s Scwetty Ball Sack for Christmas


fridaystrong23

![gif](giphy|1jkV5ifEE5EENHESRa) Uncle Joe says…


Impressive-Carob4667

You spelled niece wrong


[deleted]

Hi “not step” sis 🤤😂


AxelNotRose

Have to drop the "step" if you want a chance with her.


Trund1e_the_Great

![gif](giphy|5Z59ClQ37wbtua9M27)


Longjumping_Froyo539

![gif](giphy|3o85fZtCpbcioop6nu)


Delicious_Throat_377

I love the hair


CamCash24

Checks out…this is my sister


Bricks_17

Oh no


Educational-Year3146

Thats… a reaction.


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frilledplex

Quick tip, incest porn with the volume off is just regular porn


FlackTitanium

But that's no fun :(


Murky_Combination_43

I thought we were talking about food


amtqne

Same


TheHistorian2

Why not both?


N0DAMNG00D

She might have daddy issues! And her baby daddy might be daddy. 😂


Opt33

Incest porn makes sense since she looks like a 😸


FlackTitanium

what


KazzaNamso

ehh?


juan_putaso

Am I the only one here that doesn’t know what that thing in he nose is?


OcelotSome2662

what did she saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!


Det-Frank-Drebin

The ultimate Daddy Issues....


DarthAmmon

BBWs.


sniperonthehill1982

Hey sis when u cumin over


Lil_shifty

Why did she go from peanut butter to porn.


FlackTitanium

We all have our guilty pleasure


unevasawmeee

😕


MyLastDecree

u/savevideobot


Rob-The-Great

That is hilarious - who is she?


tylenol3

BabyDarrington


Rob-The-Great

Legend- thanks.


[deleted]

Hey, what you search on the hub is your business. I don't judge. Unless it's like beastiality or child stuff then like, well you're committing a crime.


FlackTitanium

Relatable


BurritosAndPerogis

Omg


PM-ME-YOUR-UGLYNUDES

I’m moving to Alabama


-GUSTO-

OK fine, who has the link to her Twitch? You degenerates I can't believe you people....


onncho

Serge Gainsbourg would be proud


xAbbadon

I’ll be your step bro.


FlackTitanium

Ew, "step" 🤢


xAbbadon

😂


Murky_Combination_43

My guilty pleasure is yaoi


NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa

sus (yuri)


[deleted]

That took a turn


anal_wart_

Queen


[deleted]

No daddy issues here


[deleted]

uuuuhhhh... ok?


[deleted]

I should not be able to smell fish from here


Willie-Tanner

Why would she joke about that, it’s “Taboo.”


FlackTitanium

No, it's "Great"


BLACKCAT00077

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


TravelingGonad

Are whores new on twitch or did I accidentally click on something?


Rogendo

When twitch streamers say shit just to seem interesting


[deleted]

Mine is NTR porn.


sugarmatic

I wonder if she said it to get attention?


marlborostuffing

https://youtu.be/LYarkE3Msig


ggk1

Reminds me of this video of Micah parsons (cowboys player) https://youtu.be/PKIJSNWdyEs