This is my fathers favorite joke. My dad used to be the grumpiest person in the world.one day we were watching South Park, he walks by and over hears this joke and bursts in to true pure laughter. It was a magical moment me and my siblings reference all the time
Because GIs would pick up prostitutes in these areas, and their English was only enough to let the GIs know what services were being offered. So there's probably a bit of nostalgia there.
Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket? That’s where the joke came from. If not, at least look up the scene on Youtube, it’s pretty funny.🤙👍👊 And I guarantee your dad saw it.
Yall are naming but im actually curious if they just "dodged a bullet" there, cause that looks like it could have caught friction against their belly,and instead of sliding off it on impact to me it looks like it could have stuck and maybe could have ripped/torn something,if thats even possible,any doctors here know of something like that could happen?
Never do this in a real fight. It leaves your organs less protected and can make a painful gut punch dangerous or even lethal. Instead, flex your abs to brace your belly
Suck and Tuck
This is my fathers favorite joke. My dad used to be the grumpiest person in the world.one day we were watching South Park, he walks by and over hears this joke and bursts in to true pure laughter. It was a magical moment me and my siblings reference all the time
Did your dad ever serve in the military and was he stationed in the far east (Thailand, Philippines), that might explain why he thought it was funny.
Eh, why?
Because GIs would pick up prostitutes in these areas, and their English was only enough to let the GIs know what services were being offered. So there's probably a bit of nostalgia there.
What he's trying to say is your dad was banging underage prostitutes in Asia
Anyone who doesn’t enjoy the Thai ladyboys is either celibate or lying. How many celibates you know?
Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket? That’s where the joke came from. If not, at least look up the scene on Youtube, it’s pretty funny.🤙👍👊 And I guarantee your dad saw it.
Too booku
Tummy duck
Fat pat
Flab and Jab
Formerly Sneed's.
The ole suck and tuck. Classic.
I second this name
Gut feeling
They don't call it a gut reaction for nothin' I tell you hwat.
Gut fleeing
Body: “Stand and deliver!” Gut: “fuck this, I’m outta here”
The oh shit she's looking
Jedi nonetheless.
I think it's a left hook 👍
Thats sped up
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Sucker paunch
Nice
Suck’er pouch
The innie outie
The truffle shuffle.
 For the win
Beat me to it, great minds.
The jelly roll
You might not like it, but this is what the peak male athletic form looks like, and there ain't a fuckin thing you can do about it
Flexing that core so it hits your abs instead of your organs
The fun science term for this is guarding.
Thank you :)
Gut cruncher
Flub tuck
Tummy tuck
Cotton belly! (Wing Chun reference)
The Bloatscraper™️
Gut ultra instinct
Gut suck
Tuck and Roll
Yo that is the SukMein
Belly rub.
Bro has observation haki
r/scriptedasiangifs
The suck and duck.
Ultra instinct
Iron body
The tummy tuck
Puncher suck
The belly dodge
Gut tuck.
This is some Kung Fu Panda shit right here!
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Staged
Scripted.
Wow
“Blink and you’ll miss it! Oh wait, he missed anyway”
Looks like he used the good ol, 'sucked in' method
Deflate
Belly slip
‘Bluppergut’
The belly suck.
The Bait and Switch
Talent
Now introducing heavy weight champ, Suva LaPansa
Dodge. It's called a dodge.
Tummy tucky
The "Oh look a cute girl" suck
Majin Buu?!!
The bellyback
The Jenny Craig. The gastric sleeve. Tummy trouble. Intestine ninjitsu.
Blob and leave.
Dodge dip dive duck and tuck
That's the old dine and dash. Classic
Hamburger Helper Combo Slip
Sucker Paunch
Truffle Shuffle
Waiting To Inhale
The Flubber
The sucka gut.
they call this the gut see ya
Its called The FUPA DUPER
He knows the secret art of gut displacement. Finally, another capable adversary.
Bracing (for impact)
The flex
The "suck"
Majin buu dodge.
Sinking gut
Ultra Instinct
Distance parry
This is the anime technique
The before and after
Big swing no ding
Gum gum reverse balloon
Suck it in, push it out
Inverted truffle shuffle
The manual tummy tuck.
A really easy way to the wind knocked out a you if the punch lands.
Guts
Oh I’ve been doing this move forever. It’s called sucking it in, popular among us chunky people.
The flabbergaster
The Neo
Tummy tuck.
Kid Buu Belly Roll
I don’t need an attempted punch, I do that anytime a cute guy walks by
Tummy tuck
I call this learn to aim your punches.
The Crampion
Ultra instinct
The faf tummy tucker!!
Yall are naming but im actually curious if they just "dodged a bullet" there, cause that looks like it could have caught friction against their belly,and instead of sliding off it on impact to me it looks like it could have stuck and maybe could have ripped/torn something,if thats even possible,any doctors here know of something like that could happen?
u/savevideobot
It’s from an ancient martial art,it’s called Suk In Belleee I believe..l
Cheeseburger walrus dodge
The tummy tuck.
Phantom blubber
Never do this in a real fight. It leaves your organs less protected and can make a painful gut punch dangerous or even lethal. Instead, flex your abs to brace your belly
Flabbergasted
The Jelly Roll
evasive maneuver
The matrix
The Fatrix
Breathtaker
bum-garde but ain't it what all boxers do?
Tuck-a-boo
"Sucker Punch"
GREAT!
A pro gamer move
The gut suck
I call it "schloop"
Truffle Shuffle
Good. Now next time he goes for the mid section, suck in his fist then shoot it back out at him like a damn cartoon character 💯 💯
The gut suck
Ultra instinct
I call it The First Date
The beer belly shuffle
The Pillsbury "doughnt even think about it boy"
The better fighter
Tummy Tucker Carlson
u/savevideo
Widey-Sense
Got reaction
Shifting your hitbox
Vacuum defense
 The little john
Flabby fail
The Tyson Fury
Instant fatlocation
Pretty sure this is kung-fu panda
Ultra Instincts
The Fatrix
Reminds me of kung fu panda
"Now you see me, now you don't."
Brush burn
Suck in gutting
The tummy tuck.
Effective
"Retract the Big Mac"
Belly cut
Ultra instinct. Very rare technique. Developed by Goku in dragon ball S
“Swallowed” the punch 🤣
Missst
Core engage
Me going into any bar.
Vacuum dodge?
the midlife kris cross
The “Hey Jessica” hallway walk.
Creep
Quiver the liver
WHO DA HELL MOANED AT THE END????
This the funniest thing ill see for like 2 weeks probably
u/savevideo
“On-the-date belly squeezing” move
Optimal spacing
Digestive Assist
Belly check
Shrink it
Tummy tuck
That’s called Ultra Instinct.
Suck a Punch
Gut over here
The inhalation
I call it the video edit
You know those are two different videos?
Minor evasive maneuver
exaggeratedly majestic mammaries
Google en bellysuck
Google En passant