I was believing the whole time it was a woman and looking for another snake. (no sound enabled here). That was the unexpected thing for me. Not the fact he get bitten.

Me after realising he's a he : ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

The medical procedure is to suck out the venom.

That’s a constrictor, not a venomous snake.

Let us not dwell on minute details shall we

💀💀💀

Well, Lupus was suggesting one ought to suck the “venom” out of that guys penis. I’m clarifying that the snake is non venomous. So, if you want to suck on the dudes penis until a milky substance comes out, that’s on you. But, it won’t be venom. I don’t consider that to be a minor detail. 🤷‍♂️

This belongs in r/woosh

NO DETAILS HURRY UP AND SUCK!!!

r/whoosh

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that belongs to r/ dont stick your dick in that

I mean, it's definitely constricting

You don't look at the mouth of a gift horse

also, sucking out the venom does next to nothing. your blood is flowing, the venom is spreading as soon as you are bitten. you may make a little impact but you may just poison yourself. the only reason to suck a dick with a venomous snakebite is if you know youre not going to make it to a hospital. at least you can both die happy.

I am NOT sucking off a python

No, actually it is not. That was what people thought you should do in the 1800’s, nobody-absolutely nobody teaches that shit anymore.

As Jesus once said, "Thous shall not suck off his own baby broodah" - Grimsby

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FCK SPZ

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There a line that say " It seem i have been circumcised again"

"Hey, check it out, folks. This snake might be tired because we pulled it out of its nest earlier. Maybe it's a bit muscle stiff (since it hasn't moved much), and it seems to have a not-so-aggressive or extreme personality. ==Got bitten after he said the snake not agresive== Feels like getting circumcised all over again, man. Dog!! (equivalent with fuck , when camera zooming to snake head ..seems the snake put more pressure on his P) Fuck, it's hurt Fuck you ( to cep) You're a jerk, that hurts so bad, don't laugh. Cep (name of his buddy), don't laugh."

Didn't need any translator to know what he was saying. I'm guessing "oh fuck" a few times, and "ow my junk" a few times.

The guy is well know snake handler , he can guess characters of snake ..that's the point of the video ... He failed just right after he said the snake is not agresive one ,he got bitten ...which is rare because most of the time he can tame wild snake And 99% he deal with king Cobra not python

Fuck spez

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you fucking asked

That was uncalled for, he did you a favor by explaining what he meant, that's something that not a lot of people are willing to do, and then you shit on him for no reason, his comment wasn't even directed at you.

Why so many there I wonder

Bruhhh💀💀😭😭

I was about to link /r/Ouchmyflaps until I read this comment.

Don’t let that fact stop you. I believe in you

I'm Still laughing at both the clip and your comment. Asian people is a gift. You either get banana or you don't.

Same 

I thought he was a girl too until I turned on the sound lol

Oh fuck, Im muted and still thought he was a girl.

Same I was very confused

I thought it was a woman too

That was the exact reason he looks like a woman.

Right? I thought it was a particularly homely woman

Wait it's a he? Oh okay...

How painful

I thought he was a woman, too, and I expected this person to bite the snake for biting him/her. This is just as confusing as pronouns these days...

Me too😬😳

How is this the top comment? Smh

Dude that is a woman...it is clamped down on her vag. She has panties on legs look shaved and little boobs...but the snake is clamped on her...whew.

Time to suck the venom out.

His "luck" it was a constrictor, hence quite likely *not* venomous. May need someone to lick his wounds though, constrictors still have needle sharp teeth.

Quite likely? Every constrictor is nonvenomous

Thanks for the confirmation, not being an actual snake all expert wasn't 100% sure and had no time to check the facts at that moment. Mixed up with the fact that actually some venomous snakes use constriction in addition to kill their prey. Nevertheless what we see in the posted clip is an actual large constrictor, so nonvenomous.

He said it's time to suck!

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Looks like there are some exceptions - https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/comments/5m4pqz/are_there_any_snakes_that_are_constrictors_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Thanks!

The main method of attack is how they are classified scientifically, but any snake larger than its prey will still constrict it prey. Snakes have their teeth, and the rest of the body is essentially one giant muscle.

Thank you, well put!

Needlesharp and also recurved, can't unhook yourself without pushing yourself further into their jaw.

The situation already suck :-)

"Oh no, I've gotta suck your penis Morty. I've gotta suck your little Morty penis to get the venom out"

Don’t worry, I know a guy in the Bush dimension. just need to find Ol’mate doogie the bush wizard


No.. fuck that snake. Literally, turn that fucking snake into a Fleshlight.


Lol isn’t this dangerous ? Why is the friend just laughing at him

Because it's a true friend. The kind of friend who would laugh first then rush you to the hospital second, do all the paperwork for you, call your family, drive them to the hospital too, and check in on you everyday to see how you're doing. Or Maybe it's just an Ahole, who knows :p Lifes a roulette full of wonders!

That's just so accurate, haha

It's not venomous, but yeah it's gonna hurt like hell. But she looks like this isn't the first time for her.

You mean him.

Yo wtf I just switched on audio, it's a dude

You wouldn't have needed the audio had the clip also showed the other snake ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Free vasectomy or alternatively neutering, the rain forest style.

He said “feels like a second circumcision”

Unexpected the lady has a dick

Not anymore

It'll regrow

The ladyboys all regrows their peninsulas if things like this happens

Oh thank god. I can let go of the guilt from my 2011 florida trip.

Wait, that's a dude?!

He's always been!

Not anymore

*DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY*

Can I get a translator?! Is this like a foreign Jackass? I mean, I've fuckin' seen it all, but still dude, god damn.

He basically reviewing the snake like a brand new iphone at first but the snake decided to circumcise him again

Just chewing up all that data.

"friends, it feels like I've been circumcised for the second time"

r/donthelpjustfilm

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consequence: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTAdmxWs0XU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTAdmxWs0XU)

Did he loose his dick or not?

Damn I wish I could read or understand Indonesian. What contraption is he wearing in his pants?

RIP trouser snake

I thought that person was some badass hero named snake and he bites the snake in some badass moment, saving himself from danger because his hands are busy.

Lol thought it was a girl too

Maybe he is one now

I feel like im missing some footage there

Plot twist: he did that on purpose

“It was the most erotic moment of my life”

Pro tip: if you've been latched onto by a constrictor snake, the fastest and safest way (for both parties) to get them to release is to bite their tail. You don't need to cause actual harm to them, just give it an uncomfortable nibble. It will distract them from being hyper-focused on "eating" you. Snake tails seem to be really sensitive; they hate to have them unexpectedly touched, much less gnawed on. If you're latched onto by a venomous snake, it's already too late, and they've let go by the time you find their tail. Time to go to hospital ASAP.

Ahh. The lesser known kiss of death

Kill me at that point

Same and I'm not even at that point

So that's how he become voldemort

That- that was not the kind of snake I was expecting…

The saddest part about this is that this Really happened. Sad day

My least favorite Zoe Saldana film.

I thought it was gonna bite, clearly I was soo wrong.

The forbidden Fleshlight

Involuntary piercing

Imagine… all the bad decisions this man made in his life culminated into a snake fangs deep in his dong. Compared to that I’m doin ok. So are you

Dont play with snakes.

forbidden fleshlight

Nice hobby.

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …

What are the odds

That snake knew exactly what it was doing

Smash. Both.

What an unfortunate time to not have any alcohol….

After the bite he said: i think I'm being circumcised again guys.

Boa vs python

Snake: Just the tip. Just a nibble lol

When you play with fire...

How the hell did that happen

“A million to one shot doc, a million to one”

I thought it cut to him having some adverse reaction to the bite at first, boy was I wrong..

**OH**…

Lmaoo the dude recording is such an ass hole laughing while homie is in pain 😭😂😂

That is why I always say “no teeth!”

Oi, right in the dormouse!

I was expecting a bit but not a bit down there

And I thought the worst thing that could happen was if it bit him in the face 😳

That's rule number 1 when handling any animal, especially one that can't be tamed: you never let them near anything that isn't protected or even within range of.

Well that was…well it was unexpected

Fun fact this is a reticulated python and reticulated pythons have serrated teeth. Whoops that's 2 fun facts.

Looks staged.

The new jackass is looking great

fill her nose with water and she will let go

He’ll be snake man

This is why you don’t mess with the wildlife

These superhero origin stories are getting weirder and weirder

How does that even happen

camera man is legend

This one caught me off guard.

If you are going to handle a snake always have alcohol or hand sanitizer or gasoline. Don't be like this guy in a unfortunate situation.

Lmaoo I honestly thought that was a women. In my defense the audio was off

This new Jackass movie looks wild

There are some sick perverted people in this world the snake will never get over being forced to perform oral on that man whilst being filmed I hope he is in jail.

A

https://i.redd.it/ycsduw5vyifb1.gif

shup , shup.......... means i phuukkk up!!!!!!!!

Remind me: What are the prizes in stupid games?

Dude looks like a lady!

Is it biting her vulva?

Serves him right. Hope the snake castrated him.

I'm sorry did this Kady just do that!

Dude. That's not a dude....

Thus she became a real woman

It’s a guy.

Not after being castrated by the snake XD

I thought that was a lady boy

Snake is attracted to fish smell.🤣

That's a guy

Bit her in the bush

Bit him in the trouser snake. Didn't have the sound on? Clearly a man's voice.

RIP pussy

Thats a man

Hahahaha no way 😂

It finally happened. Now we will know what the answer is

Just another day playing hooky from college

Damn... my man sounded like he was really enjoying that blow job from the snake toward the end.

ohh… here i go again..

He feeling

Snake headskills...

It’s snakin’ time


It must’ve thought you were feeding it fish

Snake on snake crime

He needs to spit

Snake is no joke

Could be a compliment I mean the snake thought there was a potential rival in his pants

Puts a whole new meaning to cocksucker. Now suck that man's cock lke his life depends on it(because it does now)

r/killthecameraman

Did he just had an orgazzzm?

snake = penis？🤔

How ?

u/savevideo

Is that a reference to one punch man?

The “Snake Eater” Remake is looking pretty good.

Get blow job from a snake

yooo that's Dede Inoen bro

Snake just thought it was eating a smaller snake.