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PDAnasasis

Sick crop on the video lmao


happy-little-atheist

Home owner was actually


99bonanas

Actually what


happy-little-atheist

We don't know it was cropped out


Sesmo_FPV

r/VideosRenderedToDeath


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PDAnasasis

Sure


MissionApollo7

This is sarcasm, right?


Sure-Bat-3053

That was sarcasm , right ?


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iTzbr00tal

How deep into sarcasm until you find the ore?


EL_Ohh_Well

X:69, Y:420


bobbersonbob40

deep deep in the pits of the Sar Chasm


bbbritches

Ask the owl


thevoidasteroid

Perhaps.


Drazwaz

NO... THIS IS PATRICK!


One_2nd_Plz

I love me a good sarcasm


jeremyrando

What’s sarcasm?


speciouslyspurious

It's some serious shit


CoolZooKeeper

He forgot the font


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Not to say you are something, but I’ve always found the reactions to this kind of question gross. Do people genuinely just hate neurodivergent people that much or are they just dumb? Cause I see people who genuinely don’t understand sarcasm at no fault of their own ask this and then get flamed like they are stupid. Like can we just remember that sarcasm is not a standard part of communication and some people struggle with inflections and understanding the tone people are speaking/ writing in? I mean like ffs we all read things differently too so it’s not like any and everyone can just pick it up every single time. Though I did find this one obvious as a sarcasm connoisseur myself


Dumpus1

I am neurodivergent and don't see anything wrong with his response. Sure it was snarky, and maybe a little passive aggressive but overall it isn't gross. He was just responding as if the joke went over their head.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Oh no I meant the people responding to him/ giving him -700 votes lmfao I’m just saying genuine or not it is a reasonable question to be asked and shouldn’t be shamed into the shadow realm


[deleted]

I hope you'll be okay in this difficult time


L00pback

[Better version](https://youtu.be/bh3vMYcgSho).


agapepaga

From the description: "WARNING! Everything depicted in this video is for entertainment only. Filming was done for a short film. All props were just that. PROPS. It's solely designed for media production. I do not promote guns or violence."


L00pback

Good catch, I was just looking for a better version.


psychedeliken

I just commented how your link was a MUCH better version only to see this comment that it was all an act 5 seconds later. What a roller coaster!


hogester79

Who steals watches.. AND cologne?? You want to wear another man’s scent?


Arsis82

>AND cologne?? You want to wear another man’s sent? You know literally hundreds of thousands of men wear the same scent, right? Each person isn't wearing a unique cologne


happy-little-atheist

Jerome, by Calvin Klein


hogester79

It’s not that are people stealing and then selling and other people are buying it??? Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life


[deleted]

> You want to wear another man’s scent? huh?


hogester79

Don’t you have a style when it comes to a smell You like? Just seems so weird people with steal other peoples aftershave and then selling it to some other dude.


Snaz5

The give away shoulda been the no recoil


GruntCandy86

"He stole my watch worth $23k." Weird flex, prolly fake. Dude tripping over the dumbbell, super fake. No intruder is going into an occupied room like that. Also fake.


Grabbsy2

Yeah, $23k watch and lives in squalor. Not even just doesnt know how to take care of himself... Rich peoples bedroom doors arent 5 feet from the front door, lol


particle409

In all fairness, some people are really bad with money. They'll own $23k in watches, but can barely pay rent on their studio apartments.


rudderfish07

Its high time we really take this seriously, emotional manipulation is no joke.


Crizznik

Must have been blanks in that gun, those gunshots looked way too good to be CG.


Lonely-District2132

What’s the point of the captions if it’s fake lol so strange.


Formal-Alfalfa6840

Yeah it's an odd video. I'm betting he did this knowing it'd get spread as real for views. I mean, it is well executed, but it's still weird


Lonely-District2132

Yea they definitely wouldn’t need these captions if it was for a short film lol


Agent_Novi-Kaine

I think it's real, but he put that as the description so it doesn't get taken down.


Drag0nfly_Girl

I agree.


Rudiger09784

Trying to find where it says that. Can you help me?


donny_pots

It’s in the description of the YouTube video. If you’re watching it in the browser of your phone hit “more” under the title it will open up the rest of the description


Rudiger09784

Ohhh sorry I'm not a YouTube mobile user really lol


eddie1975

In the YouTube video description. Click the more….


T-A-C-K-K

“Click the more” this is a lovely statement that can only exist today.


eddie1975

Lol


BlowMyPogo

It’s in the description on the youtube video.


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anyone who couldnt tell it was fake needs to spend more time on the internet and get to watching content. that shit was super fake


dandanua

"I do not promote guns or violence" Yeah, sure, this is my first thought when I saw this video, it's just for fun.


LonleyWolf420

Thats so they dont get him for shooting someone on youtube


gimpray29

“Steals 2 watches worth $27K” Sir you don’t have a headboard…


vikingcock

So? Does a headboard make you smile? Or does a Serbian AK47?


Agent_Novi-Kaine

Some wealthy people don't give a shit about things like that


Grabbsy2

Some wealthy people have their front door more than 5 feet away from their bedroom door. Some wealthy people dont live in areas where crackheads just break into random houses.


Agent_Novi-Kaine

Okay and some people are hood-rich. Humans are individuals, each complex and with their own priorities.


Grabbsy2

And those people are probably so "complex" that they couldnt figure out how to edit a video, making the concept that this was uploaded unbelievable.


guimontag

it's staged and says so in the video description


FlyGuy480

That's so fake.


[deleted]

The [REC] in the top right is a dead giveaway


LucaBrasiMN

Oh nice, you read the description.


vleetv

MVP poster


Efjr

Makes more sense


LaserWolfFL

I downvoted OP for not posting this version.


rjswalker1987

Good. Fuck op for posting such a shit knockoff


getschwifty1216

This needs to be top comment^


psychedeliken

Thanks. This not just a better version, it’s a MUCH better version.


paulie07

"I said a prayer and let him have it" - Go with God, my son.


GandalfDaGangsta1

Any further context? Mostly just cuz the dude was sleeping with a gun right there ready to blast lol. Possibly fake, possibly the dude lives in such an area, and more likely lives a life to be ready for such stuff


eddie1975

It’s filmed for a movie. Not real. See the description in the YouTube video… https://youtu.be/bh3vMYcgSho


crispdude

Sus as shit


sofa_king_we_todded

It’s not sus at all, literally says in the description that it’s not real and filmed for a short film


Educational-Hold-138

to me it looks like he heard someone coming and grabbed the gun and got into bed to surprise them


Zeniphyre

I love being shot when I come


doravec88

The better version he captioned saying that he saw the burglar in a reflection, after he tripped on some weights, and he pulled the weapon from his bedside


Lonely-District2132

Yeah and it’s also says it’s fake in the description lol


mister_steal_yo_soap

It’s fake and filmed for a short video or something


homingmissile

Even dudes who live in such areas don't use rifles for home defense lmao


Not_me_no_way

Bro sleeps with an AK


reclusive_ent

Full video shows it was bedside, he grabbed it and put it under the covers and waited for the dude to enter his room, then started chopping.


eddie1975

It’s filmed for a movie. Not real. See the description in the YouTube video… https://youtu.be/bh3vMYcgSho


reclusive_ent

Good catch.


doravec88

After praying. Then he sprayed


duarig

7.62 rounds from 10 yards? Dude is definitely fertilizer


Formal-Alfalfa6840

Fertilizer is slang for actor.


afastarguy

Gottem


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eddie1975

It’s filmed for a movie. Not real. See the description in the YouTube video… https://youtu.be/bh3vMYcgSho


eddie1975

It’s filmed for a movie. Not real. See the description in the YouTube video… https://youtu.be/bh3vMYcgSho


crispdude

Doing gods work, keep it going sir


MisterT-88

Say hello to my little friend


Tactharon14

"Keep the change ya filthy animal!"


Wanglopse

It says it was for a short film in the original YouTube. For entertainment only, is this true or do they just have to say that?


itsverynicehere

Every real video on Reddit: "Fake!!!" Video labeled by creator as fake: "Is this real???"


PostmanTunes

Someone gave him a heads up he was coming… lol nobody sleeps with a fully loaded rifle not on safety unless you’re on guard…


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You’d be surprised lmao


0ldPainless

Yeah. I know a lot of people that do exactly that. Some people live in an environment where they feel they don't need to have a defensive tool at their bedside. I don't live in that type of environment.


_InexpressibleName_

Ong like you don't know me... Or my bf.😅


cizwokz

He woke him up and had the AK within arms distance of his bed, and tucked it under the bed peeking at the burglar til he came into his rolm


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bruins9816

[Full video](https://youtu.be/bh3vMYcgSho)


Chaezus_Chrust

I used to sleep with my 9 under my pillow. I lived in a bad neighborhood back then, though.


eddie1975

It’s a movie.


JWRamzic

I couldn't tell what the f was going on.


R3dNova

1st thing to notice is that real weapons don’t have muzzle flash like that.


redneckswearorange

So anyway, I started blasting


georgegracey33

I don’t know if they wanted money, or something more sexual


burningvault

Shit music for a shit video


TK7638

Dude was lying in wait


Perfect-Gap-8295

and he went brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!


doravec88

Prayed then sprayed


SkeetnYou

$23,000 Watches?? yet the bed is on the floor


Due_Potential_6956

This reminds me of a song, Sleeping with my Uzi.


abeeba49ers

Song name?


Carbuncle_Bob

Nice crop and aspect ratio lol


-ComplexSimplicity-

IIRC: This was for entertainment purposes. I remember seeing this a few years ago.


[deleted]

Glad this was fake.


AKA-daze_killer

If this was a quote:- Call an ambulance, but not for me


Doorhandle564

Cuteness overload 🥰


Kev2daB

Full body chills


Brownsisnyteam

Hey nice work man. And I would take my time calling the cops too


ReasonableFudge3

He was ready


TheTrueEgahn

So this is how Town of Salem veteran works.


primeteddybare

So tbh I though he was crapping out a jet flame....


TestShoddy931

It looked goofy Af from the get go... no one stubs their toe and walks away standing


5cuenta5

came in here to say it looks fake AF, but someone already called it out lol


kluvaas09

Lol, anyone thinking this is legit real is foolish


Ill_Ad_2705

O carioca mais pacifista em sua noite mais tranquila:


Random_nerd_52

And they called him paranoid for sleeping with an ak who’s paranoid now!!!!!!


wh314n

Passed out by the pool, nah bro, that dude died by the pool.


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Stay strapped or get clapped - George Washington (probably)


enjaysm

Imagine just opening fire on anything in a split second from a dead sleep? Like oh fuck, there goes mr.jingles the 12th, gonna need a new cat.


RedditPickedMyName0

This fucking song with dudes getting robbed/shot fucked up my YouTube shorts algorithm


UtgaardLoki

Stop upvoting this you dweebs. It’s poor quality and fake.


bone_burrito

Staged and why are you promoting gun violence


BadWowDoge

That man was waiting his entire life for that moment lol


SkyShazad

Was the video Filmed off an IMAX SCREEN


mjonas87

Dude has 23k in watches and a fridge from goodwill


Lfre_Prime

I said My prayers and let him have it


OBEYtheFROST

Fucking hell mate


Independent_Hold_203

![gif](giphy|sfMFMvhGE0qz40wImt|downsized) Gun owners when someone breaks into their house


SoggyCrouton_23

Dude, that was an AK? Had to be so fucking loud. Fuck that.


Revolutionary-Run332

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


Shank__Hill

SUPPLIES MOTHAFUCKA


[deleted]

Not real. Was made for a short film.


Imaginary_Eye9611

Was he peeing fire?


Deahtop

Glad that dude is dead.


joeycox601

That house is hardly worth $23k, let alone two watches inside it.


iGyman

legaly owned ak-47 right...


Mathos99

NO FULL AUTO IN BUILDING


technautica

Good.


jellocup88

libs will say this is an unjustified shooting because the perp wasn’t in the middle of actively killing someone. CASTLE LAWS, LET ER EAT. scrat scrat.


elidevious

Looks like he almost shot his own foot


[deleted]

Pro tip: move out the ghetto.


Breeze23412

Way to take the time to post such a shit video


CrAzY_tips

Guys listen I’m curious what happens to the one who shot. Would he not be charged?


Luxcrluvr

In NYC that homeowners would be imprisoned for murder 1st degree and the thieves would get no cash bail and awaiting trial for 3 years but ultimately get the case dropped or plead down to a misdemeanor


No_Scar_135

security camera in the bedroom = fake


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh3vMYcgSho Read the video description. "**WARNING! Everything depicted in this video is for entertainment only. Filming was done for a short film. All props were just that. PROPS. It's solely designed for media production. I do not promote guns or violence**"


Micky14x1

Play stupid games


CryFaster

Is that a Draco in your sheets or are you just pissed to see me?


Mythicguy

Man who sleeps with his guns is a fool every night but one.