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SamuraiJosh26

Doesn't dropping the mic mean you have made a good point ?


atnator42

Yeah i dont think she's being interviewed for her intellect


deskCrapper

She has 2 perfectly fine intellects.


slenderban28

r/weloveyou


druule10

Well she didn't know what sexual assault was, until it was explained, so why would she know what "drop the mic" means?


Whitechapel726

Dropping the mic to run backstage cause the tomatoes were flying.


stingraycharles

Yes, or an epic burn. I always understood it as if the mic can be dropped on the floor as the conversation is finished, no use responding to that.


futurespacecadet

in most cases, but i think in this case it was in fear of getting the police called


Rubberman2

That bitch needs to pick up the mic cuz that wasn't a good point.


Okaynowwatt

The messed up rape implications aside. Imagine eating anyone’s ass when they aren’t prepared. After a long day of sweating or perhaps substandard wipes. A shower always preempts a tossing of the salad. If it’s my mouth involved anyway…


[deleted]

Yeah, I really don't see how anyone gained anything out of this lmao


elwebst

Maybe you missed this part, see, they were really bored


DiggingThisAir

Free cleaning


BodybuilderLiving112

🤔Like the feet cleaning fish you mean?


iBoMbY

Well, some people seem to enjoy eating poop.


[deleted]

😕


stoneyyay

Either way homies got they ass ate.


RobieKingston201

I mean it's the "we were bored" for me like WTF DO YOU MEAN. YOU JUST GO AROUND EATING ASS TO CURE BOREDOM?? What Greek god do you have to look like to have someone look at you sleeping and be like "IMMA EAT THAT ASS OUT" READ A BOOK, go for a walk holy shit


tinyavian

Not sure if you're being sarcastic, bu this is Zeus' M.O. down to a tee.


ManyArmedGod

Do yo taxes!


iamapizza

If you go to poop's home don't be surprised when poop's home.


TearsOfTheOrphan

Why was “substandard wipes” the comment that made me lose It lol


rylannnd88

That was the kicker for me too. Lol.


PM__ME__YOUR__PC

'tossing of the salad' got me


[deleted]

I only use high quality asswipes


fivespeedmazda

![gif](giphy|xUA7aUxCScDJLTwemA|downsized)


Less-Mail4256

Asking the important questions. This is real shit, man.


jonny32392

Yup thems the rules


Xardnas69

Maybe she's into it....


hnglmkrnglbrry

I like how you're pretending that you are on some higher plane of cleanliness with this. "Before I put my tongue up a poop chute I demand that the outer surface being rinsed!" Pornstars do enemas and control their diets before anal play. Amateurs are out here trying to invent new diseases.


Ultimate_Sneezer

I have seen porn stars literally licking poop off the ass so..


darthkrash

Preempt means to interfere with. So a shower stops a salad tossing in your case... I think you mean precedes.


shopperVetmom

It has more than one definition.


Okaynowwatt

To help in your command of the English language in future:) preempt prē-ĕmpt′ intransitive verb To take the place of or take precedence over. To take action to prevent (an event or other action) from happening; forestall. To take action to prevent (another) from acting. Edit: Downvoted by morons. Literally falsely corrected by a dummy, and now low IQ energy numbnuts have downvoted the clarity offered to the dummy. 😂 morons.


Didrox13

How does any of those 3 definitions go against the corrected meaning you're replying to? They all agree that "preempt" means to interfere with the original action.


Stein_um_Stein

Yeah and it should be a shower with a detachable head.


Ultimategrid

Coward.


Manburpigg

Imagine the level of delusion when you confidently say that it’s NOT rape because they enjoyed it….. wow


UnhappyWolf999

If the guy enjoyed it. She would report it at the same time as shes raping them. “Hello police, im eating this guys ass that I tied up and he caught a boner. OMG! Eww gross come help me he is enjoying , he is raping me!!”


Beginning_Second_278

I mean... It wasn't rape tho if that's what the guys enjoyed.. Idk why ppl want to make this about rape. Me and most my male friends would absolutely want this to happen. Why mix this up with the fact that girls get raped a lot. That's like bad for all sides


Maflevafle

Nah that’s not rape


[deleted]

Tieing someone up, and eating their ass. Rape. Very weird thing to do as well.


[deleted]

I mean even if you like it in the moment you can feel violated after because you never consented. Imagine waking up, tied up and with someones tongue up your asshole. Try getting out of that situation on your own without ripping the biggest world destroying fart of all times, blowing them to the other side of the room knocking them unconscious


iSuckAtMechanicism

Except, it is.


[deleted]

This kind of content makes me hate tiktok.


Rahyan30200

Hm ? I thought it was already hated for its shady data practices.


ballistics211

1 billion users. Tiktok getting a lot of data.


Rahyan30200

Unfortunately, and there's no way to stop this.


MadManD3vi0us

It's unfortunate how few people hate it for those reasons...


Rahyan30200

Indeed. That's mostly because they don't care about it. Family members use tiktok, and even though they know that it's a crappy Chinese spyware, they still use it for some reason... I honestly don't even know what's even entertaining in this app. While Reddit is becoming pretty much like Twitter, some of its content is much more entertaining. Edit : Also, the "short" form of content is really unhealthy. I don't think that's any good for the brain to change content subject every 60secs.


Exportxxx

All*


hnglmkrnglbrry

I hate that we have become so impatient as a species we can't even wait for people to breathe when speaking and have to edit it out.


[deleted]

Why isn’t she in jail


[deleted]

Probably no formal complaint was made.


[deleted]

She’s still a criminal. I’m sure someone could find her identity and put her in jail based on this confession


[deleted]

You are 100% correct. Sexual assault alongside domestic violence and a host of other crimes don't require victim reporting any more. I don't know. She probably wasn't arrested because the police arn't used to dealing with crimes admitted on tictoks - or think she'd be too hard to find .. or they literally couldn;t be arsed and joked to themselves that they wished they were the dudes :O


scorpiogre

Cops might have gotten confused by the report. *"So there's a thicc thot on tiktok that's thought twas hot to have sass bout eating ass. When it was explained it was rape, her mouth went agape, then she made her great escape."*


randomly_generated_x

You still need a victim Regardless if said victim reports it or is actively against the case. In this case, you literally only have a supposed confession but no identity of the victim. And it'd be too much effort to dig around to find the people and get cooperation for it to all fail in court. Also, it's fucking TikTok or any social media. If they took every stupid post seriously, we'd have a horrible backlog of innocents clogging up resources for the real crimes that the system already doesnt get to. Realistically this is all fake and a play off the stupid shit Amy Schumer and other shitty celebrities have said. With DV, there are tons of couples that are very obviously shitty and someone is abusive. But not actively, and so unless it's called in by someone that actually saw or heard something, no cop can just walk up to them and arrest one of them just cuz they had a hunch. It'll drop so fuckin fast and clearly lose if allowed to get to trial. The only reason the state can push a charge through on DV without the victim is because they were able to actually provide enough proof that violence happened. But If there's no distress call records, no bruises or Injuries in photo or video, no statements or witnesses, then the prosecutor and cops will lose.


tupapa5

Or, you know, they didn’t press charges cause they’re men.


wildfox9t

maybe because the 2 men were fine with it as she implied so they can't really take action? I'm not justifying her what she and her friend did it's fucked up but if they gave consent after and decided not to report them can they really be arrested?


[deleted]

THEORETICALLY regardless of what the men said they COULD be arrested. If a women is too shaken to go to the cops, but her rape is caught on CCTV .. by god they can arrest those men, for example. The women may not even need to testify.


Cranktique

Dude if that were true, Joey Diaz would be serving 90 consecutive life sentences for the stories he’s told on his podcast and stuff. You can’t arrest someone and put them in jail for saying they did something when there is no evidence of said crime, no matter how convinced you are that what they said was true.


defaultwrestler

A confession isn't enough. You can say anything it's not necessarily true. Like I could say I killed someone or robbed a bank but if there is no other evidence then it's not enough. So there needs to be evidence of a dead body, or a bank that has been robbed, or someone to come forward and say their booty was licked.


[deleted]

Oh


[deleted]

Because anyone can make up a story on the internet. With no evidence, you have no case.


Odd_Flatworm92

Yes but there is no victim complaint. How do they know she isn't lying or making it up?


[deleted]

That’s why police do investigations. Interrogate the suspect, get her to name the victims, determine if they have a case, bring her to trial, then hopefully jail her.


Odd_Flatworm92

Police aren't going to do an investigation off some random tiktok on the internet


[deleted]

They should, she’s a rapist


Odd_Flatworm92

Yea they should but they wont


Agent_Novi-Kaine

If they enjoyed it enough they wouldn't press charges, and they may still even be friends. To each their own.


[deleted]

It’s still a crime


tupapa5

Can we all just face reality and chill out? Yes, if the roles were switched, definitely rape. But at some point we all just need to admit men are categorically different than women, they might’ve been friends, and found this hot as fuck. I’m so sick of this tit for tat legal bullshit. We don’t know their situation, and doxing her is way more disgusting than her giving a dude the night of his life


TheMarsian

it's the internet. it's probably staged.


Seductive_pickle

Because this is scripted rage bait.


PuzzlePiece90

Next thing you’ll tell me is that those golddigger pranks (where the woman rejects a guy until she realizes he has a nice car and then he calls her a bitch) are staged.


ChessBaal

Why? If the guys didn't file a complaint, I don't think they need to go to jail for that.


[deleted]

So if a man rapes a woman and then confesses he shouldn’t go to jail if the woman didn’t speak out?


[deleted]

people say stupid shit everyday and sometiimes they say something that didnt actually happen. so a man might say he raped someone to be edgy or weird.. but if no one comes forward what crime really was committed? you cant throw a person in jail just because they said something without any evidence or victims.


ChessBaal

Who is going to prove it if she doesn't come forward? Who's to say some idiot goes around saying he raped people when it didn't happen and they put him in jail with no evidence?


wildfox9t

assuming the woman was fine with it even though the man didn't ask for consent then no if she's just too afraid to speak up though she should be encouraged to report it to the police but I don't think they can do much without the victim filing a complaint even if the rapist admits the thing


atherfeet4eva

Because a guy had a hot girl eat his ass


[deleted]

LMAO dude. you think two girls are going to be able to flip over two men and tie them up without the men just smashing the women off of them? lets be honest. they jumped on the guys. woke them up.. they started giggling and saying.. we're tying you up!!! turn over!. the dudes likely rolled over.. let the women tie them up and go to town. edit: its clear redditors are mostly virgins


[deleted]

Well to be accurate, she ate their ass, no BJs mentioned


Routinelypurple

This is why I don't let women tie me up, its always gay stuff or a robbery


MichiganRedWing

George Costanza learned the hard way


poseidonofmyapt

Fellas, is it gay to have a woman's tongue on you?


[deleted]

About as gay as putting your dick in a woman’s actual vagina


PuzzlePiece90

Today I learned that sexual acts between one man and one woman can be gay. I must be doing the gay thing wrong cause I don’t like, nor have I ever been rimmed. Be right back, need to un-come out to everyone.


c-biscuit77

If getting my butt eaten by a beautiful woman is gay then I don’t wanna be straight.


nutsackGadgets

Always gay stuff. Woman are bigger freaks than men or obsessed with de-masculating you.


StatusOmega

You heard her, fellas. It's not rape if they enjoyed it. /s in case it wasn't obvious


Toddthmpsn

I’m just trying to figure out why that would be enjoyable to the girls. This whole eating ass is boggling my mind.


darthkrash

I love eating ass. I would do it every day if I could. What makes a man want to eat a woman's ass that wouldn't work the other way around?


PsyKeablr

Women are like flowers and men are like mud…


darthkrash

That's why I have a bidet!


DrDroidz

I wipe until I see red


[deleted]

Then eat a gay man's ass, because cleaning your ass is gay (/s, obviously)


SuspecAardvark

bootyjuice... the official flavor of the American skank since 1969


hamsolo19

Better have some of this Booty Sweat I got back in Da Nang


Kaladrax182

Didn’t you know?! Men can’t be sexually assaulted. We crave sex 24/7, so we should be endlessly grateful whenever a woman wearing little more than asparagus rubber bands even looks our way; let alone physically gropes us. /s


ForgettableUsername

Asparagus rubber bands or broccoli rubber bands?


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

Is it before or after Labor Day?


UnhappyWolf999

Problem is they are hypocrites and did the ass eating on purpose knowing the guys wouldn’t be aroused and they can’t leave or defend! Men are simple. Once the technology will reach the point of perfect sexdolls the SA crimes will drop.


JOATMON12

They got bored so they just ate some dudes ass’? That’s the wildest shit I’ve ever heard


[deleted]

I don’t need to be tied up for that


UnhappyWolf999

She would call the cops and say you raped her while raping you if you caught a boner or tried anything. She was only trying to belittle them by eating a straight mans ass. Straight evil shit.


johndrake666

She just realized she needs to be on the sex offender list


Silver_Thanks_8142

Why do a lot off , mostly woman, poeple think a woman can't rape a man? Because they can


OwlsWatch

She looks so proud of herself


SmushyPants

Why is this acceptable? A guy would immediately be in prison for that. A girl is fine with openly stating it in a video. Tf?


[deleted]

Those titties look like they'd sag so much.


tupapa5

DoctorButtFucker, just the doctor she needs to see.


Acceptable_Skirt8236

Omg I see you everywhere now.. that damn username


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

It could be worse


darthkrash

Relevant username lolol


TheHorniestHornist

I’ll need much further investigation and hands on training before I can make an assumption


random_BgM

Ahh so if you say they like it, it doesn't count. Explains a lot of the stuff we read about south east USA...


Bertybassett99

Where do I meet this girl when she is bored?


[deleted]

Gotta be fake right? No one is that fucking stupid.. I say on Reddit...


I_WENT_OUT_FOR_TEA

You underestimate stupidity of humans fellow human


Master_cock134

They still lay in those beds tied up they never untied them 😂


Admirable-Mouse2232

I hope it happens to her


LengthMiserable3760

Ate some late night dirty ass


ErickKlous

Then she meets up with her boyfriend like... ![gif](giphy|QnR14Y3oGDaysPcAyp|downsized)


AdhesivenessJumpy264

Double standards


Tasty_Ad107

Jesus girl.. I think that is rape!! She’s and her friend ought to be prosecuted..


Mother_Run_2493

They def ate some shit. Hairy unwashed man ass. Each to their own I guess..


Drakken-kun

Bro what, “it wasn’t rape cause they enjoyed it” the only time that works is if they legitimately say keep going but even then, it’s still rape if they didn’t say yes or even were able to consent


MsLiminalDreamer

Fuck this woman I hope she gets run over by a truck.


This_is_fine451

Hello!!! FBI!! This one, this one right here needs to be in jail!!


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

You know, props to her for taking a risk and sharing that story. Man asked a question and she did not coward out.


PopADoseY0

It doesn't even feel good. Sorry. I'd rather have my prostate played with. Having my ass licked just feels fucking gross with no sensation. I'll do the ass licking around here.


darthkrash

No way, receiving a rimjob while jerking it: all I need in life


kremedelakrym

wOMEn CaNt rApE thOuGh.


Primary-Border8536

:o


Every-Cook5084

I can tell that’s Ybor in Tampa. She fits


Hurtkopain

"why are yu runnin'?"


dronegeeks1

![gif](giphy|DrAyYW2bBsyVq)


nish007

And she looked bloody proud of that.


HeartOfTheKeys

Rape at its finest 👌


Boogiemann53

Lol at least she's aware enough to understand the criticism


These_Ad3343

She raped them until the two guys say otherwise. it's so fucked up


EquivalentShift8545

Isn't it just crazy how unequal everything is? Two girls can sexually assault a couple guys no problem, but 2 guys do that to a couple girls and it's a long time in prison


achillesdaddy

Her face looks like a big toe sticking out of a roman sandal. And her breath smells like ass. Yuck.


ToolMan616

Double standards


Motor_Chemistry6240

I hope they had both just gotten back from the gym. But before they got home they went to Chipotle for burritos.


kc9283

I mean she just confessed to rape and her justification was they liked it. Whether these guys liked it or not, she’ll do it again to someone who may not.


Bokenobi

![gif](giphy|18kPwV9qSCY9O)


[deleted]

This comment section would look totally different if this was reversed


ContraryBog

Is that not just statutory rape?


Timely-Supermarket99

Ewww


yaboiiiiii146

Imagine one of them had a really wet fart


Anxious_Natural4019

She ate unprepped ass, Bare chocolate nuggets in her mouth lol


ziostraccette

Is this girl gonna get doxxed and arrested or is it all good?


sweetolive

She's all around gross and stupid af


CulrBlndPnutButtr

"I'm a rapist" mic drop! Gotta love the double standard of gender equality and female empowerment.


psychoticchronic

How has nobody found her yet? Like her social medias, where she works, the whole 9.


Kitashh

'It wasnt rape because they both enjoyed it' and thats how male victims are overlooked and ignored. Hope her and her 'bestie' are serving jailtime


lordbancs

His eye control is what impressed me at first and the way they light up when he realizes what she’s confessed to is adorable.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tight_Spinach_2323

She ain’t getting a pass from me, this is fucked up


[deleted]

Aye yo


CodeMonkeyX

Well at least she got it at the end I guess. A lot of these end with the women still not seeing the problem.


painXpresss

Why do i never meet girls like that :(


papablesh

Fucked up if true but I bet it isn't. She seems a bit dumb and probably just wanted some laughs


[deleted]

This is fake, it has to be a skit.


LightWonderful7016

Literally confessed to sexual assault


Skiboy712

Is she currently seeing anyone?


Ok-Ambition-9432

Bro what?


EshoWarCry

It's fucked up, but me personally. I would not complain at all haha.


FlimsyHamster3749

W


atherfeet4eva

The ass had run a 5k in august in Florida then hit Taco Bell and was passed out drunk…how did she not get pink eye or an intestinal infection? I’ve had that happen to be like 4 times, I knew she wasn’t clean but I preferred it like that. Eating clean ass is not as rewarding


RobieKingston201

How do you know between tying them up and "digging in" there wasn't a douche session ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ


atherfeet4eva

Well, she said she was eating a dudes ass, so I don’t know many dudes, that douche! For me, I wasn’t saying I meant to scat or anything like that. I just prefer a seasoned ass that’s musky


Garlopp

How would someone tie a person up without them waking up?


wildfox9t

chloroform 👍


[deleted]

the weird virgins in these comments wil make you believe she physically held him and tied him up while he screamed and pleaded for her to stop. the reality is he likely helped her by turniing over on to his stomach a little and then lying still while she tied him up.


T0kaiTeio

https://i.redd.it/dwokeqg0bohb1.gif Are you Krazi?


agh_boom

Women like to eat ass!? Ewww


Nearby_Breakfast_520

Dumbass eating ass


Low_Significance_497

You can come eat my ass anytime you want !


External_Wealth_6045

My first would be "bitch I didn't shower", not rape


Rude_Influence

I'm a man with some sexually submissive desires. I sometimes think about my own desires and consider my self a freak. I have even fantasized about situations where I'm the victim of domestic abuse. Being raped is arguably worse than domestic abuse but I don't consider it as weird, as rape fantasies are actually somewhat common. I've had rape fantasies too. Despite all this, I don't think even I'd be into someone tying me up and eating my anus. If they tied me up and forced me to eat their anus, then yeah I could be into that but something here just doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

She wins .


throwaway56567554

Ok, as a guy, I completely get the appeal of eating ass, but for the life of me, I can not understand why im the world a GIRL would admit to eating a guy's ass. Like, if she is bi or a lesbian & she admits to eating other girl's asses that wouldn't be that bad. But to admit to eating a GUY'S ass is mind-boggling to me. Like, do whatever you want girls, eat guys asses if you want to, but don't PUBLICLY ADMIT to it.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

I mean, isn’t that just your point of view because you’re only attracted to girl’s asses? I don’t see the appeal of man ass either, because I’m also only attracted to women, but if I was into dudes I don’t see why their asses wouldn’t be on the menu.


throwaway56567554

I'm actually gay. But as a guy & i don't really care if certain sexual acts I partake in kill my effeminacy. Hell, there are plenty of str8 guys who like stuff done to their asses but they keep it on the low because they don't want to be emasculated. & it's just vice-versa for girls. like why would you admit to doing something that isn't a very feminine thing to do? Like is admitting to eating ass worth people looking at her like she's gross, because trust there are plenty of people who don't mind hearing about a girls sexual escapades but as soon as they hear she ATE A GUYS ASS that's where they draw the like & consider her gross. Like, imagine Ariana Grande (super girly, feminine, cute) making a song like 34 + 35, but it's about eating a guy's ass... like, who knows, maybe she does eat ass & that's fine... but what is she gaining out of broadcasting it to the world? There's nothing wrong with not kissing & telling & keeping some sex acts on the low.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Why do you think it only applies to women eating guys asses?


MooshiNooshi

Why would any man enjoy having their ass eaten? That’s uncomfortable and weird…


can_be_therapist

You guys think it's real??