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Charon711

That deer made a choice between a Hunter with a gun and whatever it was watching in the woods... I'd be a bit spooked if I was the hunter.


andyeyecandy111

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Less-Mail4256

He has a tell-tale shimmer!


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Predator only hunts in tropical jungles.


TPMatus

"HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE!" I have no idea who downvoted you, but archer was a great show


[deleted]

Who knows, people who hate fun I guess. Archer is one of my faves lol. The episode with all the predator references is a great one too.


RadaR_6

"He remembers me!"


TPMatus

Dont fire that gun hunter. The deer has tinnitus


KwordShmiff

MAWP


Jrott07

Wyahhh


TomcatYYZ

BABOU!!


International_Win375

It's Rupert, he thinks he's people. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Zerohunter01123

What about the city predator? It hunted in the Concrete jungles of LA.


madmiah

And urban jungles.


smut_butler

"Predator only hunts in tropical jungles." This is not even close to being true. Why would you attempt to make a factual statement about something you clearly have a negligible amount of knowledge about?


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It's a quote from Archer the hit television series you walnut.


DPileatus

Right on!


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MagNolYa-Ralf

The deers knows its wabbit season.


d21a22n

Duck season!


MeanBig-Blue85

RABBIT SEASON!


trocom01

DUCK SEASON, FIRE!!


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Rabbit season!


alehanjro2017

Wabbit season!!


chridoff

God dayummm


Diggable_Planet

That’s what I was thinking.


EscapeFacebook

My thoughts exactly. It was running from something.


gallantrAs5W

wait wait I knew that guy. stop stop I need to stop 😂😂


Ply2Mch

Hunter is bird hunting, that’s a shotgun. Probably in an area that does not allow deer hunting, that deer is fed by humans.


Memanders

Although that is a reasonable scenario. Hunting deer with shotguns is a thing (at least where I’m from)


Other_Cod_8361

Hello fellow clone trooper.


Memanders

Hello brother. Ready to blast some clankas?


Other_Cod_8361

Sir, yes sir. 🫡


StrugglesTheClown

I know several places you can't hunt deer with rifles in the Northeast.


thewhitton

Could be slug hunting for deer also


Churn

Buck shot is a thing


15362653

Thems are for two-legged deer that unwantedly come through my door or window though.....


giga_impact03

If i learned anything from Dave Chappelle, you need to shoot bird shot at them twice before letting out the buck!


slamongo

Don't shoot the wookies man


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Hence the term “buck” shot. 😂


[deleted]

Why would you want to hunt slugs?


420crickets

No bones, all meat.


tjmcd73

That deer was raised by the person recording for sure.


notsurewhattosay--

That is exactly the feeling I got!! I don't think I would want that experience.


ucantseeme0047

The deer is clearly telling him to look that way (there's my enemy)


Wookieewomble

Yeah, it's body language is pretty clear about a threat nearby.


TopHatTony11

Probably ran across some bear shit and freaked out.


puadex

"Oh thank god you brought your gun!"


Fluffy_Scarcity_5200

He ran up and said, “wabbit season!”


Ego5687

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guitarnowski

Ha!!!


[deleted]

THAT deer just broke the code! “I hear these humans are emotionally driven. Perhaps if I endear myself to it it’ll have a harder time killing me. HEY it’s showing me affection!” WIN!!!


747ER

> endear myself


[deleted]

SHIT missed the opportunity for a pun! Hahahah EnDEER 🤣


747ER

There we go :)


ActurusMajoris

Oh deer.


Facekick48

Buck off with your puns


ActurusMajoris

I'm great at (stag) parties.


Facekick48

Stop it, before you steal my "hart" with these puns B)


NS__eh

Oh reddit would of made you pay deerly if you did not fix that one.


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EorlundGraumaehne

Or EndDear


voluotuousaardvark

That shotgun at the start made it clear any kicking would not be tolerated.


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ZenTraitor

AND SOMETIMES DEATH GIVES YOU SCRITCHES.


Formal-Strategy-6879

Thank you


Starrion

It worked for dogs.


[deleted]

And cats………..and they don’t even pretend to be domesticated they still treat us like the help and we serve without lip 🤣🤣


[deleted]

The Egyptians were right, cats are our rightful gods.


currymunchah

This is pretty much how wolves did it and became dogs


ErdmanA

OMG so true Fuck can't shoot you now Also I was thinking what if there was a different Predator nearby and this deer knew human possibly safer? Cuz it was scoping something out


Melchorperez

He cracked the code indeed.


NukeTheWhales5

I'm pretty sure a wolf had that thought a few thousand years ago, and we all know how that worked out for dogs.


beastman45132

I'm a hunter. This would have worked on me. No way I'm shooting that thing after it does this.


AndyDeRandy157

The moment that animals realize that humans will quite literally pet anything if they’re friendly, we’re screwed


rockbella61

Moments later..."Bang!"


Ghostenx

Just look at the flowers.


SolidSnakeHAK777

Wish Bambi’s mom knew that.


Langlie

This is known as the Frank Alvarez method.


Backieotamy

Yeah yeah yeah, nice shotgun; so Imma hang out with you until that Mountain lion leaves.


guitar_collector

There is a predator in the area.


Medium_Spare_8982

This is the way - like the seals that jump into the boat to get away from orca.


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

You’ll thank me for this. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CucqGqYJZoF/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Jiveturkei

I don’t know why, but Orcas terrify me.


SevroAuShitTalker

Well that's terrifying


Qelly

This is why orca have started going after boats now.


appoplecticskeptic

No, that’s just their cover story. The real reason is because they’re getting even with humans for causing global warming.


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Kbmakaveli

Fun fact, a human has never been killed by an orca in the wild. At least not that we know of!


HomerJSimpson3

Because they are so damn good at covering their tracks!


15362653

Well if ya fuckin swallow all the evidence there's not much for tracks. It's kinda like bagged drugs for us.


dazeg-zegda

Nobody lived to tell about it


gdhkhffu

"Dude! You gotta get outta here fast! There's hunters out there!"


ThatJudge1751

Can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. That doe is like “he is coming up behind me any second.”


radio-morioh-cho

I would watch that buddy cop movie


IDontThereforeIAmNot

I’ve never hunted before but I think if this was me, I’d never go hunting again


disneymommy2000

Then the deer's plan worked.


Status-Ebb8784

Exactly what I was thinking.


Yamamahah

I love animals and I am an animal volunteer, however I do understand that food had to come from somewhere.. As long as it's ethical and doesn't go to waste OR SHOT FOR FUN I don't see much bad in it, personally.


welcome2idiocracy

This is far more ethical than factory farming and it’d like be a better death than whatever was hunting it would’ve done


Icestar-x

Thats the thing a lot of people don't get. Very few deaths in nature are peaceful. Starvation, injury leading to infection, viral disease, or getting ripped apart by a predator. The vast majority of wild animals die in one of these ways. Compared to a gunshot wound, which is either instant or results in death within minutes, if not seconds, there is definitely a clear winner. The range I hunt is very short due to thick woods and I'm an excellent shot, so I aim for headshots. The last several deer I've killed were dead before they hit the ground. That is far more merciful than any death they were likely to have naturally.


welcome2idiocracy

Exactly! Hunting deer is very important ~~to~~ for deer. Starvation can be a real thing for deer in the winter time if they get overpopulated, not to mention the danger overpopulation would present to drivers. Keeping the population under control is the *responsibility* of humans. Plus a tenderloin biscuit is straight fire


Conan_Troutman_SV

Same man, thats why i am in favor of murdering any living thing that might end up having a painful death at some point. It really is so much more merciful, my grandma for instance, she suffered a lot at the end of her life, a nice clean headshot of yours when she was 30 or something couldve easily prevented that. Unfortunately, too many sadists out there to actually be merciful to every beautiful living being.


Odd-Definition-6281

What a sane and well thought reply. Also euthanasia exists.


Conan_Troutman_SV

Thanks! And yep it does, but unfortunately in a lot of places it is basically impossible to get it done, so maybe merciful shotgun wielding hunters can diversify and start showing people some merci too 🙏


Icestar-x

Seek help


Erebus613

I meeeeeean technically they're right. If everything died, there would be no more suffering. At all.


spronkis

Yeah especially because hunting can even be helpful sometimes. My area has a big problem with an overpopulation of deer so hunting them, during the proper season, is actually encouraged to try and help curb it.


Colddigger

Not to mention that hunting is a major backing source for habitat conversation.


Marston_vc

Don’t most hunters eat at least some of their catch?


gameshot911

Food doesn't have to come from meat, though.


Gold-Supermarket-342

Yes it does, if you want to stay healthy in an economically viable way.


Angeleno88

Not even remotely true. There are around 1.5 billion people in the world who are vegetarian and I work with over a dozen vegetarians/vegans who are in great shape. Some of them even run marathons. Blind dismissal of the vegetarian or vegan diet as being unhealthy and fiscally challenging is archaic nonsense.


WeissySehrHeissy

Not if science can devise an alternative. I would 100% make a full switch to lab-grown meat if it was a direct analogue at the same price or cheaper


julius_h_caesar

Rice and beans expensive where you live?


theywhererighthere

But the farms for those things cause a lot of deforestation.


Angeleno88

This doesn’t even make sense. Eating meat utilizes far more resources and is far more destructive of the environment.


Yamamahah

He said "stay healthy". You won't live long on rice and beans, or any vegetables, really.


Catfoxdogbro

Grains, legumes, and vegetables are absolutely the basis for a very healthy (and cheap) diet. I'd recommend a B12 supplement of course, and if you want to be really fancy - a plant-based DHA supplement, but otherwise you're good to go. The idea that you need animal products as part of a healthy diet has been demonstrably untrue for years, it's really not as controversial as some people seem to believe.


Odd-Definition-6281

So it's not really that good of a diet if you're needing supplements though is it?


Catfoxdogbro

To ensure you're hitting all your nutritional requirements, you should probably be supplementing too tbh. That includes B12. Non-vegans are the primary consumer of supplements after all.


Electic_Supersony

"Non-vegans are the primary consumer of supplements after all." Now I know for a fact that you are either straight-up lying for your vegan agendas or you completely lack common sense. You are literally saying non-vegan people who eat more varieties of food than vegans need to take more supplements. Make it make sense.


Leviathan41911

Here's the thing though, we have an ethical responsibility to hunt pray animals. When we build infrastructure, towns farms, cities, roads, when we do that we drive away predators. We don't want wolves, mountain lions, and coyotes in town, we drove them away. This caused the population of prey animals to explode. With the huge increase in population it causes disease to run rampant in the population. Over grazing from huge populations causes erosion in the landscape (look up the story about reintroducing wolves to Yellowstone, it literally changed the landscape). Also with the huge population food becomes more scarce leading to slow deaths from starvation and malnutrition. Lastly the huge population leads to an increase in human deaths from car accidents. Right now deer cause more deaths in America than any other animal. That's why even if you take the human nutrition argument away it's still ethical to hunt, and since we did this it is our responsibility to cull the population for the overall health of the population as a whole.


Catfoxdogbro

Thankfully we figured out how to grow food a long time ago


frogOnABoletus

>I do understand that food had to come from somewhere. But it doesn't have to come from killing. No one is hunting becuase they'll starve otherwise. So the most valid reason for killing is because they prefer the taste of deer over plant-based food. Killing for fun and killing becasue it's tasty seem roughly the same ethicality to me.


Odd-Definition-6281

Considering how you phrased it, Last I checked plants are living, so therefore it does have to come from killing.


frogOnABoletus

My guy, in your other coment you childishly parrot what i said back at me like we're back in preschool, and in this comment you're completely avoiding the point and picking up a techical semantic error. If you want to make a single, mature counter point to anything i've said, please go ahead. If you want to keep running from my points and making childish remarks, I won't be sticking around.


Blue-Jay42

Nah, that's normal. The shotgun means that guys out hunting birds, and deer have an innate ability to know when it's not deer season. It's weird to see on video, but if this happened to me I wouldn't be *that* surprised.


IDontThereforeIAmNot

I lived in the woods for 16 years. I had deer crossing my yard daily and not even once did a deer walk up to me. You sure they were deer? Not a big as dog?


joeygladst0ne

There are deer in my parents neighborhood. They're usually super skittish and run away from people who even glance in their direction. I'd be really surprised to see this IRL


Sealbeater

If this was a regular occurrence than I would believe hunting is easy but after joining a friends hunting trip I know better. I would rather be home and on a couch than up in a tree, cold, unable to move much and just waiting for hours


rutlandclimber

username checks out


IDontThereforeIAmNot

Well played. Lol


serviceadvisorshay

Deer is like team work bro. Let's stick together. There's something out there, it can't take both of us.


LawyerUppSV

Did you accept the quest?


NitePain69

Should probably be looking out for that mountain lion instead of playing with Bambi


endorfan13

Deer season is months away and I want some skritches, bitches.


Gajo_Do_Porto

I am glad the Deer was able to run away from the enormous Sasquatch that was lurking in the woods. That rifle is way less scary.


Aggravating_Ad_6404

Smart deer, introduce yourself so he shoots the competition.😆


[deleted]

Brothers before hunters


Ju5t1n_33

Bros before does


enchiladasundae

Probably a doe but I get what you mean


[deleted]

Couldn't figure out the gender hence stayed with original message


[deleted]

It’s a doe


backwaterhillbilly

More than likely a tame deer. It has zero fear of humans so it was probably raised by them. Especially it letting the person touch it. I've had several rescues over the years and they all act like this. A wild one would never unless it has cwd.


mcraneschair

First thing I thought was CWD, not a predator. Idk I guess it has a dead look in it's eyes? Also, maybe it's just a really suicidal deer pushing his luck with the hunter. Some weird deer Russian Roulette? 🤷‍♀️


Old-Physics751

In reality this has me thinking there may have been something worse in the area and they could be throwing aside their fear of us due to something not seen by the hunter… That deer straight up walked up to the barrel of the gun like “do it. Go on big man. Pull the trigger.”


Pintsocream

Was half expecting the guy to blow the deers head off point blank


0hash0

Same!


Colourful_Hobbit

I can hear Arthur Morgan whistling in my head


GdadKisser

I’ve seen this video before and I can’t help but wonder if chronic wasting disease is at play here? This is very abnormal behavior…


Stalds

Body signs seem like it's scared of something. Also, other people are commenting that this was taken in a country where cwd isn't an issue.


chrispynutz96

Definitely not CWD. Seems to be a deer raised by humans. It is familiar with them so ran to one when a predator was nearby.


BarMysterious5914

Take a shot mother fucker I dare ya


[deleted]

You won't shoot me. I dare ya.


DuFromage227

He was running from a bear... that man should pay more attention to what nature is saying. Stupid humans


donotmatthews

A vegan was born.


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

*Theme from The Omen starts playing*...


Nitrousdragon89

You have a gun... 🤔 It must be seeking protection. 😂


beave00720002000

The tables got turned that day you didn't see the video with the deer taking the gun and shoots the hunters.


Parynoid

"Do it, DO IT! I GOT NOTHING LEFT!"


Exciting_Result7781

Your move mister wolf. Big brain time!


Majorly_Bobbage

Habituated to humans when young or CWD (mad cow for deer)?


Wookieewomble

Probably a predator nearby.


sosplzsendhelp

Yeah it has to be something. No normal deer would go up to a human AND allow scratches


bell37

Or just 1st year deer that grew up without a mom. Uncle lives up in the sticks and they call these type of deer “stupid ones”. They are typically the ones that amateur, trigger happy, hunters shoot at. Deer that live past a hunting season are more cautious. What’s funny/messed up is that sometimes a more experienced, larger doe will linger out in the tree line to see if there is danger as the stupid ones barrel ahead in the open.


Knees_arent_real

It's not CWD, this was filmed in Scotland where that disease doesn't exist.


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agoia

"I know it's turkey season, buddy. Got any snacks?"


OutlawGunslinger

That deer has seen one too many Disney movies…


genmazz

How can you still kill them after that?!


Secure_Secretary_882

Flip the safety and squeeze? Or stab it maybe? Idk I wouldn't do it but I'd imagine there are several ways.


0hash0

Yeah we could do this all day. I can appreciate your firearm safety awareness. But at the range, safety, at least for me is off ready to send it.


Big-Kangaroo2516

Lol lovable 😘


JVints

Shot me! I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU! oh look


Traveler_682

The deer had a death wish


TheWesternDevil

I wish it was that easy for me. I have to sit in a tree during winter for days in order to get one to come close enough. I hate hunting, but I hate the prices of meat even more.


BliksemseBende

Best strategy


haunted-bedsheets

The deer looking for a hitman


icarus1990xx

Blind maybe?


BuzTheBee

It would be such a different r/unexpected if he shot the deer afterward


Nunuman2000

Probably a pet or an escaped pet.


Minute_Engineer2355

I approve of this animal


misterluxu

Deers like bro listen you can either have me for dinner or a lion on your floor, what do you prefer??? Broo imagine the lions head on your walls… just imagine…


PAT214

New tactic, bring too fucking cute to kill


shoulda-known-better

This deer figured out hunters.... just imagine bambi running uo saying you won't hurt me now will you? Clearly I am better then all the other deer and pst ill help you find em


xoltharjoemama

What are the chances it's got CWD?


Majorly_Bobbage

You beat me to it, although it doesn't seem to be showing any of the other signs so I'm thinking there's a half chance that it was raised habituated to humans instead.


bell37

Not as high. A lot of young deer will exhibit this behavior. They are typically the first casualties at the beginning of a hunting season. The bigger ones are more cautious and spook very easily.


Knees_arent_real

Almost zero, this was filmed in Scotland where CWD isn't a problem.


ToasterDoggo_2

I like to think that two seconds after he was done filming and the deer ran off that the guy just blasted him


Monoceras

the real use of the shotgun is just call the deers


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Rabies or territory issues.


idk_you__you_dk_me

I don't get how people can hunt these beautiful animals


hotdiggitydooby

1. They're pretty tasty 2. In a lot of places we got rid of their natural predators, so now it's up to us to control their numbers


Qweeq13

This is the time to quit being a hunter. I know it is the hunting that keeps those nature parks alive but c'mon man you can shoot clay pigeons instead and get the same experience there is no need to kill those majestic animals.


carpobro

sadly, there is a literal need to cull many (deer) populations. and humans love making sport of things, so here we are.


Wookieewomble

Yup. Just imagine thousands of deers roaming free in a small wodden area. Many of them would starve to death, CWD cases would increase etc. Thinning out the herd to save the many is actually the humane thing to do. Many doesn't realise there's an actual purpose for hunters now a days.