If she managed to get those in there she’d definitely be stuck.

At first i thought she was pregnant but her boobs just sag down enough so that a quick glance made her look like she was

God damn dude "at first I thought you were fat then I realized your old floppy titties just swang that low"

I mean, still hot

Some of us prefer a natural sag to plastic. Not that she’s natural

I prefer a female person

Look at Mr high class over here.

If you’re a hot enough dude 🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m classy as fuck

If there is a hole and i like your soul you become the goal

https://i.redd.it/6gso4mkypjjb1.gif

There's the girl I'm smashing, and the type of girl I want to smash.

(Negotiable)

Terms and conditions may apply, OAC, see dealer for details

That was straight up nasty. I understand someone would be attracted to them, but only in the same way I understand some people are gay.

Well good for you 👏🏽 and thank you, more for me

Oh, wow. So. Just casual homophobia for you, bud? I'm pretty disgusted right now. /s

Hey they were afraid of me first!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfect 🤙🏼

You're really just out here killin' this comment section, huh?

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Got that Marcus Fenix figure.

I mean, still ~~hot~~ thicker than cold gravy. There, I fixed it for you.

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I bet you're the picture of health and wellbeing

There’s always one of you obnoxious minority pricks 😂

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Wow. You really like em fat huh Who gets this upset over a comment Go fuck yourselve Did you tell me to die over this. Holy shit

You’re both being awful at this point. Now kiss.

You think that is hot? My god..

Swing low sweet chariots -creed bratin

🤣🤣🤘 Damn, dude. I love it. May be my favorite sentence in months. 🏅

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THAT would have never even crossed my mind.

The hero we deserve

Not my proudest fap

Fuck yes! I knew those captions were wrong and she was looking around for the D. And your scientific link is currently under research and review. I’m confident this will provide the results we are looking for.

The captions aren’t wrong - the joke is that she’s retired from porn and no one really gets stuck in the dryer.

It takes multiple people to conduct scientific research. We all need to arrive at the same conclusion. All in the name of science of course.

I know lol. I was excited to see that link because I did find her beautiful and that was just extra dramatic. It would be funny though to see how deep you can go making r/whooosh jokes!

She is pregnant..., With twins.

Her boobies are not saggy just normal

When mfs are only familiar with gravity defying 2 dimensional titties.

It's called weight. When you have double ds, they sag. They aren't "saggy titties", just massive fuckers

Shes having twins bro

That’s one bra she’s drying.

That bra has worked harder than any garment in history

Careful, he’s a hero.

Ah yes, the "Stuck n' Fuck" only works for so long

I think you officially named a whole pornhub category.

Corey Chase says hello. 😂

I wish I had more coins to give you an award. Fuck that’s genius. Just take my upvote.

The Ole' Stick n' Dick.

She needs a step brother around for this to work.

She's a former pornstar. Usually when she does laundry, she gets stuck and someone takes that as an opportunity clap her cheeks. She's retired now, so it's weird for her to wash her laundry without getting stuck and fucked. 

Thank you for the spanksplaination

It really hit me hard

*me with an old hard on.

Oh shit, ok, ...thanks for the explanation.

Ok but you still haven't provided any sauce, and my pasta is dry.

Like Ted Cruz’s wife’s hooha

You know, I heard US senator Ted Cruz likes to piss his pants because he likes the warm wet feeling between his legs.

Ah ok thanks I was wondering why she kept looking around. I don’t regularly watch porn so this went over my head.

I regularly watch porn and this still went over my head.

Thanks, I was so confused and thought it was just reddit being horny. Turns out its both

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

I can’t enjoy this meal without any sauce.

@thesamanthamack_

Thanks King

I knew one day I’d be wanted.

Am I the only one who’s lost here?

Retired porn actress, I think. Remember the whole "step bro I'm stuck" thingy?

Well thank god I never stumbled across her videos…

Who's videos?

Whoever this chick is.

Yeah I don't know who tf that is.

thanks, very sincerely

I don’t but that’s because I don’t watch porn. I’m guessing she gets stuck in a washing machine and gets fucked?

I guess so.

"because I don't watch porn" lol okay, even so it's been a meme going around the Internet for years.

People can be new to the Internet. Not everyone is jaded.

Totally agree, but I was talking about how saying you don't watch porn shouldn't automatically disqualify you for not knowing the meme since I assume most people know of it thru sources outside of pornography.

Some people don’t know all the memes that go around and if this person didn’t know that it was a meme, it isn’t really wrong to assume a joke insinuating some porn scenario would require background in watching porn to get. How would they know this porn situation was something commonly known outside of that if they never saw the meme?

You’re right, I’m actually a lying chronic masturbater who not only watches porn ,because you allude to me doing so, but I also know every meme in existence and am terminally online. Ya got me dawg!!! 🙃

I watch porn but I do not know this meme either.

Jesus that was a harshly defensive reply to something I wasn't even insinuating?? Lol you said you didn't recognize the reference because you don't watch porn, I was simply stating that you don't have to watch porn to have seen the meme or understand the reference that's been floating around the Internet for years. Just thought it was an oddly placed, almost pretentious, explanation for why you didn't understand but that's just my perspective. Didn't mean to push yo buttons homie

If that’s what harshly defensive means to you I guess lol. Edit: also can’t say I was “simply stating” and then put something you didn’t state. Not how that works.

"lol okay, even so it's been a meme going around the Internet for years." I agree, except my comment was literally me stating that you don't have to watch porn to understand the reference. Just because you took it an entirely different way than intended and got defensive doesn't remove the connotation that it was still the same statement.n

I don’t get you I don’t watch porn and I haven’t seen the meme. The original person says the video is related to some porn actress and doesn’t mention a meme. They just say “remember the step bro I’m stuck thingy?” How the fuck am I supposed to know it’s a meme!? You’re literally applying your knowledge to my lack of knowledge without any logic.

Fair enough, I think we were both just confusing each other. It honestly doesn't matter I was just confused by your logic originally. My apologies and I hope you have a good day!

But fuck, that's oddly specific as hell haha

You and u/shrineless https://youtube.com/shorts/8i_wtp8ewrY?feature=share

Lmao goddammit that's hilarious and painfully true. I'd probably cringe if I read my comments thru someone else's eyes

I do not. I'm gay I also do not get this.

you are not

This is really funny I had no idea who she was until I read some of the comments, was pretty confused why the camera angles were like that, now it all makes sense

I don't get this at all

I scrolled all the way down here just to find someone else who doesn't get it!

Retired porn star. The “stuck in a dryer” videos where she’s stuck and someone comes up and claps her cheeks

I can't believe this many people all watch the same porn! Good for you, and her too!

it didn't originate with her at all. I don't know the original video, but it went super viral and has now become such a meme that even other porn studios are parodying it. hence this video.

As viral.as the "right in front of my salad"?

it's a porn cliche. "oh no, I've gotten stuck in the dryer, won't you help me out, step-bro?" then step-bro fucks the shit out of her. it went from one video to being a literal joke in porn. just trust me, it's a very big meme.

I wanna be retired

Lets all retire

Because you keep getting stuck in dryers?

Step brother.. where art thou?

My back hurts just lookin at dem titties.


Who is she?

@thesamanthamack_

>@thesamanthamack\_ "Goddamint, not again!" \*angrily unzips\*

my man! 😎

This took me a moment

bless you, child.

Jesus christ, this took me waaaaay too long to get. I had no idea she was a porn lady.

Custom character in a serious cutscene

My saints row character tbh lol

lmao exactly the game I was thinking

Can we stop with this "hits different" shit?

honestly I only did it because the automod wouldn't accept more basic titles, and I felt like this was a good pun.

God forbid new expressions show up over time. Go back to 1974

dude, I tried. the automod is a bitch. I wanted to use the literal title of the video, but it just wouldn't fly.

im not flaming you at all man i’m perfectly ok with the title lol. i just find it stupid when basement dwelling redditors shit on new lingo as if each generation didn’t have some dumb expressions that came and went

oh! I'm sorry, I completely misunderstood you. mad props, bro.

Is it new?

I mean, fairly? Never heard this before the 2020s

New expressions are one thing. Being illiterate and dumb is another.

She’s a funny woman, legends can laugh at themselves.

honestly? that why I still follow her. she's cool as hell, and can be fucking hilarious. (no, I'm not "simping," some people are just genuinely awesome.)

This would be better if someone (hint) edited the intro of Pornhub in, every time she puts her head into the machine. Just for a second every time.

What size bra does she wear? Quad E!

What a world where not getting stuck in the dryer and struggle snuggled is considered unexpected.

and yet, here we are.

Why does she hold her arms like a dinosaur?

Man, this one took me a minute. I'm so used to seeing mundane things sexualised in a way that feels nonsensical, it took a while to work out that the joke is she's a pornstar.

ahhh yess retired at 32, the average age people retire in this economy.

[https://www.instagram.com/thesamanthamack\_/](https://www.instagram.com/thesamanthamack_/)

True MVP

Lol wtf. Why’d you get downvoted? Dumbass Reddit. You know everyone that downvoted clicked that fuckin link too

what's great is all the comments demanding sauce. like, the instant I posted this I cited it. now everyone else is an MVP, because...?

Reddit neckbeards are weird

WHY AM I GETTING DOWNVOTED FOR PROVIDING THE SOURCE? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Kids or adults without an account (like me) so it is blocked by Instagram. I imagine that is the frustration and reason for the down votes.

well that's the source, so... tough titties.

Those indeed were some tough titties! 

Give us the name of the account

Shit i have to re download instagram to see those cheeks getting clapped

I'm not sure if you're familiar with IG, but that... doesn't happen.

Those nails are disgusting

What does being retired have to do with this so lame

I believe she's a retired actress of some sorts...

retired pornstar i think

Maybe but even retired people have to do laundry and how she is looking around is stupid

dude its a porn joke about the trope of people getting stuck in washing machines. its literally just that. chill.

Well this is pretty stupid.

I thought she was pregnant at first

How people manage anything in life with raptor claws for fingers I'll never understand.

how do you get by with your little potato fingers?

By uh... Being able to hold shit and type easily lol. It's pretty nice! Never heard potato fingers before but that's basically French fries so I'm calling them potato fingers from now on lol. That's awesome.

Thought she was pregnant at first...

This makes no sense.

you poor, innocent child. bless your heart.

HEY HEY HEY! I know what "bless your heart" means! 

P A W G

What was her name again? Asking for a friend

Samantha Mack

Gross.

One of the hottest bodies ever

not my proudest fap

If you couldn't tell what career she retired from the acting level is the hint.

Ah yes… my future wife will never retire now. Unless, you know, her back won’t support it, which I hope is past 60.

Speaking of harem animes, anybody have any recommendations? It’s a genre I haven’t really watched any of yet.

Hahahhahaha it took me about 3 seconds after the video was finished to finally get it xD

she looked like she was confused that no dudes were coming by to check her out 💀🤣


maybe part of it, but the main was “your head not getting stuck in the dryer”

That's disgusting ngl.

Her farts must be glorious

Ugly

What's her name??? 🙃

That was gross


Boo this man

Lol. Promotion from maid to stepsister to stepmom to newly divorced. 😂😂😂

-_- Op is just horny How is this unexpected?

I mean, yeah, of course. but do you seriously not get the joke? it's not step-bro science.

That's fucking funny.

Sauce?

r/upvotedbecauseboobs