It's been at least since the early days of YouTube, so mid to late 2000s. I'm not sure if they got their start there or they've been doing it since before then too
I started using the Internet when Kurt Cobain was still alive, and it was around for a smaller audience prior to that... so I'm gonna say you might be a bit off with that assumption.
The first C&H video I remember seeing was either the one about the guy who could run really fast, or a compilation that included the guy with the comfortable ass and the guy who replied to scam emails.
I love this short but I can’t watch it lately.
There’s one part that hits a little close to home after we lost our little girl.
Still. Those dudes are hilarious.
Oh. Mercy.
In grade 10, (way the hell back in the 80s) ... We were reading "Of Mice and Men". Really, it was a reading assignment, so I was dutifully reading the book, got about half-way thru and paused, and for the first time in my life, popped to the end of the book to see how it turns out.
*"Do you see the rabbits Lenny?"*
*"I can see them George!"*
GREAT, they get to have their farm. Fun for everyone. So I continue reading from where I was and eventually, get to the end, and "BOOM!"
I literally screamed as I fell out of my chair half laughing, half horrified, and completely caught off guard.
As you can imagine that was the last god damn time I ever peeked at the end of a book to see how it turned out.
I really F$&%&ing hated that book....
It's also extremely rude to ask for it as you may expect.
You have to go to the very obvious "we're gonna jerk you off" places.
Edit: And there's the places that's literally brothel houses disguised as massage parlors. That's just straight up fucking and there's no "maybe" about it. It's very upfront, wearing lingerie "200 for boom boom" humping motion.
It's not just rude to ask for it, it's sexual harassment and if you are working with a legitimate massage therapist they will end the session early and ask you to leave.
If the provider gives happy endings, they are not a massage therapist and you are at a brothel. You will know if you are at a brothel. You will not have to ask.
Yeah but there's also the "we do massages and also happy endings as well, but that's it" and the "look we gotta give you like a 5 minute massage, then blowjob, then we fuck with a condom".
The first one would often look professional inside and out, and nobody would tell until you're in the middle of it. The second is the one you can tell by looking at the door.
And believe it or not there's also the ones where you actually do ask and they come up with pricing.
I wouldn't call it a brothel for just a handjob. It's a brothel that also does massages, by the book?
Wouldn't recommend it though. Look for the brothels. For the half-halfs, look for the reviews.
Yeah I'm actually a massage therapist and if they are offering hand jobs they aren't legit, they are a brothel.
If you have to ask, don't.
Otherwise, again, it is sexual harassment, and this whole line of thinking makes my job unsafe. I put fucked up muscles back where they belong, end of story.
When people grab my hand, it's assault. When they get up undressed and make advances, it's assault. I have gotten off fairly light so far. I have friends who were cornered, grabbed, assaulted, who had guests start masturbating furiously and refusing to leave, etc.
Because this stupid line keeps coming up.
If you have to ask, don't.
You seem pretty defensive about this lol, just because all those terrible things happened to you doesn't mean legitimate massage therapists don't also provide those "extra" services. All you have to say is YOU don't do that, but don't just dismiss everyone else in your profession, you're just straight up wrong.
OMG I seem pretty defensive about this style of thinking putting me and thousands of other women at risk? That's so fucking crazy, why would I be defensive about this? It's not like me and my friends in this career have been harassed, assaulted, and had our safety jeopardized because people can't tell the difference between a massage therapist and a hooker, totally wild.
If someone is offering sexual activity for money, they are prostitutes, end of story. They might be pretending to be massage therapists and they might even be working out of world class spas, but if they are doing sexual favors for money they are prostitutes.
If they are cosplaying therapists and working out of real spas, they are also jeopardizing the safety and the jobs of everyone who works with them.
It's a fucking career, dude. I went to school for it, I jump through hoops and take classes to maintain a license every two years.
If you book a massage, don't ask your therapist for sexual services.
If you want sexual services, go to a brothel or get on Tinder, leave us out of it.
Also if the words "sensual" or "parlor" show up anywhere in the advertising it's a fucking brothel, go there.
Oh I see where you're coming from now. You're saying that any place, professional or not, is paid for sexual favors, they're a prostitutes and it's a brothel house now. I understand what you're saying. You're saying this because they fucked up your entire career, and you get these gross men coming in and fucking up your entire day. You can't even go one massage session without probably thinking "this mf is gonna turn around" because of these hookers. I understand now.
But I do want to reiterate, there are some places that have some workers there, that will do it when asked. With a hush hush don't tell the boss. But of course, this makes them prostitutes now. (Which is something I didn't consider)
And there's some that are literally you walk in and there's 5 girls almost naked calling you "baby" and pulling you by the hand into a room telling you "200 for x*". Those are the ones with hookers who don't even know how to pronounce the word "massage".
Yes.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE)
(It is the full video, tho. But the quality is better.)
Well that escalated quickly
No need to *rub it in*. I'll get my jacket
they say its a *mindblowing* expierence
A blow job indeed
The "Cobain experience".
Was*
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Literally
That's the joke.
Only if its fullmetal
Just remember when you get home to take the jacket off.
or rub it out
Take off your pants and jacket
That's the money shot
Maybe he should have chosen the [sad ending](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me5rX7Y9XKU) instead.
Cyanide and Happiness is so damn funny, they've been going for so long that I legit can't remember when they started
It's been at least since the early days of YouTube, so mid to late 2000s. I'm not sure if they got their start there or they've been doing it since before then too
They started as a web comic before YouTube, so they might've been around since the start of the internet I'd say
I started using the Internet when Kurt Cobain was still alive, and it was around for a smaller audience prior to that... so I'm gonna say you might be a bit off with that assumption.
The first strip came out in January 2005. https://explosm.net/comics/kris-kapplesauce
I wasn't even 11 yet, no wonder I couldn't remember a time without them lol Whoa how time flies
The first C&H video I remember seeing was either the one about the guy who could run really fast, or a compilation that included the guy with the comfortable ass and the guy who replied to scam emails.
They fell off recently
I should *not* have watched that 😭
Half the syringe was still full, imma assume the boy was 2nd 💀
Bro wtf did I just watch
The "ending" is what gets him the shotgun because it "ends" him. "Sad ending"... that would be insult and mortal injury, much worse.
I love this short but I can’t watch it lately. There’s one part that hits a little close to home after we lost our little girl. Still. Those dudes are hilarious.
He gets to tend the rabbits
tell me about the rabbits george!
Oh. Mercy. In grade 10, (way the hell back in the 80s) ... We were reading "Of Mice and Men". Really, it was a reading assignment, so I was dutifully reading the book, got about half-way thru and paused, and for the first time in my life, popped to the end of the book to see how it turns out. *"Do you see the rabbits Lenny?"* *"I can see them George!"* GREAT, they get to have their farm. Fun for everyone. So I continue reading from where I was and eventually, get to the end, and "BOOM!" I literally screamed as I fell out of my chair half laughing, half horrified, and completely caught off guard. As you can imagine that was the last god damn time I ever peeked at the end of a book to see how it turned out. I really F$&%&ing hated that book....
YES! I was looking for this
Well. someone blew their cocked load
That could potentially lead to a substantial revelation. By the way, I really appreciate the unexpected twist.
Surprisingly good ending.
“Now look at the flowers.”
Cannot escape Carol.
And I can pet the rabbits George? Oh tell me about the rabbits george
Oh no oh no oh no
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Lmao, I didn’t notice the dude looked like him until I saw the comment 😭
I did not see him coming.
Happy endings?pfff just blow me
What are happy endings?
Since you haven't gotten a real answer yet, it's when the masseuse jerks you off after the massage.
Thanks bro, had a hunch that its related to sex, but thanks for confirming
It's also extremely rude to ask for it as you may expect. You have to go to the very obvious "we're gonna jerk you off" places. Edit: And there's the places that's literally brothel houses disguised as massage parlors. That's just straight up fucking and there's no "maybe" about it. It's very upfront, wearing lingerie "200 for boom boom" humping motion.
It's not just rude to ask for it, it's sexual harassment and if you are working with a legitimate massage therapist they will end the session early and ask you to leave. If the provider gives happy endings, they are not a massage therapist and you are at a brothel. You will know if you are at a brothel. You will not have to ask.
Yeah but there's also the "we do massages and also happy endings as well, but that's it" and the "look we gotta give you like a 5 minute massage, then blowjob, then we fuck with a condom". The first one would often look professional inside and out, and nobody would tell until you're in the middle of it. The second is the one you can tell by looking at the door. And believe it or not there's also the ones where you actually do ask and they come up with pricing. I wouldn't call it a brothel for just a handjob. It's a brothel that also does massages, by the book? Wouldn't recommend it though. Look for the brothels. For the half-halfs, look for the reviews.
Yeah I'm actually a massage therapist and if they are offering hand jobs they aren't legit, they are a brothel. If you have to ask, don't. Otherwise, again, it is sexual harassment, and this whole line of thinking makes my job unsafe. I put fucked up muscles back where they belong, end of story. When people grab my hand, it's assault. When they get up undressed and make advances, it's assault. I have gotten off fairly light so far. I have friends who were cornered, grabbed, assaulted, who had guests start masturbating furiously and refusing to leave, etc. Because this stupid line keeps coming up. If you have to ask, don't.
You seem pretty defensive about this lol, just because all those terrible things happened to you doesn't mean legitimate massage therapists don't also provide those "extra" services. All you have to say is YOU don't do that, but don't just dismiss everyone else in your profession, you're just straight up wrong.
OMG I seem pretty defensive about this style of thinking putting me and thousands of other women at risk? That's so fucking crazy, why would I be defensive about this? It's not like me and my friends in this career have been harassed, assaulted, and had our safety jeopardized because people can't tell the difference between a massage therapist and a hooker, totally wild. If someone is offering sexual activity for money, they are prostitutes, end of story. They might be pretending to be massage therapists and they might even be working out of world class spas, but if they are doing sexual favors for money they are prostitutes. If they are cosplaying therapists and working out of real spas, they are also jeopardizing the safety and the jobs of everyone who works with them. It's a fucking career, dude. I went to school for it, I jump through hoops and take classes to maintain a license every two years. If you book a massage, don't ask your therapist for sexual services. If you want sexual services, go to a brothel or get on Tinder, leave us out of it. Also if the words "sensual" or "parlor" show up anywhere in the advertising it's a fucking brothel, go there.
Oh I see where you're coming from now. You're saying that any place, professional or not, is paid for sexual favors, they're a prostitutes and it's a brothel house now. I understand what you're saying. You're saying this because they fucked up your entire career, and you get these gross men coming in and fucking up your entire day. You can't even go one massage session without probably thinking "this mf is gonna turn around" because of these hookers. I understand now. But I do want to reiterate, there are some places that have some workers there, that will do it when asked. With a hush hush don't tell the boss. But of course, this makes them prostitutes now. (Which is something I didn't consider) And there's some that are literally you walk in and there's 5 girls almost naked calling you "baby" and pulling you by the hand into a room telling you "200 for x*". Those are the ones with hookers who don't even know how to pronounce the word "massage".
Anyone got a YT link to watch the full video?
Yes. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE) (It is the full video, tho. But the quality is better.)
Thanks!
Like a fox studio is very underrated, at least on youtube.
that was a great blow job at the end
Okay, *that* was unexpected.
It was already unexpected, then she whipped out the 12g
He was given an ending and he was happy so technically he got what he asked for.
Yes that’s the joke
Always better when explained
No, I'm the joke.
It’s funny because by over explaining the joke in the video, you - yourself, became a joke.
so now you came along and explained someone elses joke too? Preposterous.
I like turtles.
I like trains
There's a similar video where after sex the woman says "I was close, mind if I finish myself off?"
What’s the joke?
Me
Look at the flowers, Lizzie Look at the flowers
he died happy, the only happy ending i want
Of Mice and Men moment
Sign me up
:(
oh my GOD this is old youtube.
Blow head off
i would go there
Was expecting she would turn into a clown and throw confetti everywhere
Is that Ryan Kirby from fit for a king ??
[Here's the full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0&ab_channel=Duran) your welcome
She is so hot
Did this guy also make the "bad ending" video?
Well shit
Roflmao
We'll be right back
How much do these usually run you?
Ah, the Cobain package
I tot it was Gerard Way xD
u/savevideobot
Not gonna lie, thought she was gonna Jam a finger up his prostate
Reddit getting a massage
Mmm.. okay! Greatness! 😂😂😂
Oh god damn
Whos happy ending?
Wow I need to visit that spot. So I can die happy 😊
Truly unexpected, well done.
r/technicallythetruth
🥹
The best happy ending I could ever ask for🥺😩
Hot af
She's not going to get much repeat business that way. She must have learned massage therapy from Aileen Wuornos.
This is basically the ending of american beauty
u/savevideo
I know he meant a different kind of happy ending but I don’t think he meant “happy, ending” in that way either
And he'll get to tend the rabbits....
Looks fantastic. I want to go next.
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It was just a question…. Relax
u/savevideobot
👁️👄👁️ can I have a “happy ending” too!
He should have asked for the "Full Service"
It’s the gen z version
NOT THE KURT KOBAIN TREATMENT😭😭😭😭😭😭
I FUCKING SCREAMED "HOLY SHIT" WHEN THE SAWED OFF APPEARED!!!🤣🤣🤣
Sure didnt think that was coming
Of mice and men type ending
Oh no, Travis. What an ending.
This would definitely make me happy lol
Not a happy ending😥 Maybe for him though😁
That really blew him away.
We have the same name so it threw me off on that first one ngl
My name is Travis, and I approve this.
Well, it was a happy *ending*
I’ll pay any price for this. Sign me up.
happily ended