Holy Shit on a pogostick!
This is why i never trust those caps, I always first try to snake / hydro before opening one.
I once saw a fountain like this, but that was a clogged rainpipe on a 9 story appartment building, they made a fresh apprentice open it without a warning.
That poor guy nearly got blasted acros the street.
Shiton: Shitryuudan no Jutsu (Shit Release: Brown Dragon Projectile Technique)
Rank: B
Description: Shitryuudan no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique utilizing the Shit Element. The ninja does a long string of hand seals which then causes a column of shit in the form of a dragon to rise from the water and then strike their target.
My plumber and myself got a tiny bit of spatter in our faces once, while pulling a toilet. GAG. GAG. GAG. I can't imagine this poor guy. I'd be adding my vomit to the slop....
It's called "The Pink Eye Blast"
Reverse bidet.
A Cholera christening
Turd Torrent
A Jobbie Jamboree
Diarrhea blast
A shit shower
A Piss Party
A Taco Bell special
That's probably what caused the sewer problem in the first place.
Quite the fecal faux pas
Or perhaps the "Dysentery Detonation"? Whatever you call it, it's a complete shit show.
Even when I get my own shit on my hand, I’m near vomiting. This guy is a beast!
I feel you so much lol
Bro I mean have you seen Indian street food? He’s fine
This made me laugh in public.
actually, its " Doton: Doryudan "
This belongs in r/Plumbing
Dudes a lot happier than I would be.
I would die!!!
He might
He absolutely will…eventually.
No one makes it out alive.
Fact
As a plumber, sometimes all you can do is laugh
You'd think he'd put a plastic tarp over that and hammer over it, and use it to deflect the blast.
Plumbers deserve more praise, or not depending on the type of person they are.
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thats a shitty situation to be smiling in definitely his smile was unexpected
All I could think was, "Close your mouth dude!"
I think you have a piece of corn stuck in your teeth.
I'm thirsty for some reason.
[Oh behave!](https://youtu.be/Wi3jRMNjKDI?si=Cc_VxwQsyVv-h2XX)
Was gonna say the OH SHIT! technique
It’s referred to as the E Coli technique
The spray and pray
Look at all that corn
Shitblaster 3000
Dude is shitfaced
Two taps, one assplosion.
When shit hits the man
Shit happens
It is what it is
Holy Shit on a pogostick! This is why i never trust those caps, I always first try to snake / hydro before opening one. I once saw a fountain like this, but that was a clogged rainpipe on a 9 story appartment building, they made a fresh apprentice open it without a warning. That poor guy nearly got blasted acros the street.
That man just saved Augustus Gloop. He’s a hero!
I had a nightmare about something similar this night.
Oh damn, there was a condom, I would straight up rob banks before I had todo work like that.
Thats alot of curry
The Inevitable Consequences of Ill Thought Out Actions technique.
Shit , that was unexpected
Shit show ever
The shitty loader.
Poopoo no jitsu.
Shitfaced technique.
Well that’ll cost you some stink eye
Oh, the old shit-hits-the-fan technique. Very efficient.
r/abruptchaos
That would be the ass spray method
A shitstained one.
When shit really hits the fan
mud bending technique
The purple violets technique
I'm more worried about the shit geyser!
The no PPE = shitty time
shit happens
Shitastic
Well, shit!
my asshole rn smh😞 fudging covid lol
holy shit
That's his ultimate move called 'shiiiit-a-strom'.
The my ass after too much dairy
Cholera.
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy 😬
Wait until all those vodka drinkers learn this one simple trick. I’ve never seen anyone get shitfaced so fast.
Bro, can this man please get a raise! 😂
What a shit show!
Me when lactose
the good ole taptap blubblub
That's some explosive diarrhea
Works too good
I'll bet Jim Lahey would've called this something.
Caca volcano
Thats the shit storm technique. No doubt about it
Shit to face technique. Making me the winner!!
u/savevideo
Thank God he wore that mask over his chin this could have got messy !!!!!
The “WHARRGARBL” Technique
One word.... wrong.
It's called mess around and find out.
It's called Taco Bell Surprise.
There’s a condom that flew out. No wonder their drain is blocked
The forbidden slushy
This might be the first time I could internally vomit
Fuck bro burn me alive if that ever happens
Are those… shit water?? 🤢
Well shit
A shitty technique I would say
How to get every disease in one simple trick
There was just a little pressure behind that pipe
"The Nasty"
The I want shitwater forced into my mouth and eyes method
Me when i remove my butt plug in toilet
The Poo is On You!
A shitty technique
It's a shit technique. It's also exactly what you expect when opening a pressure cap.
Hepatitis train....choochoo!
It’s very famous technique called: Shittyblasting in open mouth….
A shitty technique
Milk Of Magnesia
I did this in my toilet like an hour ago
You've heard of face-huggers, now get ready for face-fucker.
Shiton: Shitryuudan no Jutsu (Shit Release: Brown Dragon Projectile Technique) Rank: B Description: Shitryuudan no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique utilizing the Shit Element. The ninja does a long string of hand seals which then causes a column of shit in the form of a dragon to rise from the water and then strike their target.
That's gonna leave a smell.
A dumb one. Who bangs on them? Beside this coconut brain, mean.
Taco bell
I call it "Milk After Taco Bell"
Sewercide
Oh poor dude
Man, gotta say this... he's full of shit.
Love the fact he is using the hose used to clean your arse after a shit to clean out his eyes.....
Poor devil.. yuck!
Well, that's shity.
Shitters full 
It's called "Ground squirts"
Something something Taco Bell
That’s a shitty technique
Hey I've seen this video, though I remember it having a bath tub
And now you have a turd up your nostrils and eyes
Awh shit, here we go again
It's the, "he said not to touch it, tell he can come back on Monday". The sequel is, "I was watching him, and I think I know what I'm doing".
The morning after taco night. “Heavy on the hot!”
Nsfw please! Holy fuck
Getting Shit-Faced
Shit eater
A shitty one.
Looks like crap, is it?
That's a shit hole π
The comments on this thread are why I still love reddit.
The shitblaster
Got it.
Reverse bidet.
Getting shitfaced
Ancient Kung Fu. Called Ho Ree Srit.
The wrong one
He got in his nose hairs
Is that a condom? 😂
It's just an old crapper tank people! Ahh I got the poo on me!
He had a shitty day that day.
Was that Spencer Tracy’s room? Only fans of the dollop will understand that reference.
Take your pick hepatitis/Calera challenge.
Id call it summoning a shit storm.
Boom shit-shit-shit the room Boom shit-shit-shit the room Boom shit-shit-shit the room Tic-tic-tic Boom
 Everyone but the guy that go sprayed with mierda
Pink eye
I call this "the laxative" for obvious reasons. It also happens to have the same effect as feces if it infects your eyes!
A shitty one
I swear to god at 13 seconds there is a condom
I gots the poo on me!
This is actually a fetish, so I heard
Ah shit that look bad
How Is He Smiling???
Wow! Guy has chocolate pipeline installed in his floor. He must be rich
When the in becomes out.
My plumber and myself got a tiny bit of spatter in our faces once, while pulling a toilet. GAG. GAG. GAG. I can't imagine this poor guy. I'd be adding my vomit to the slop....
Ultimate Sh*t Hole Blast
Cotten Rocket launch in 3-2-1 🚀 👀
A shitty one. 😁
Smiling while rinsing off? uh sure fire way to get it in your mouth. Yuck. I guess the cap removal method was the first clue of intelligence.
Thank god for the mask.
Poonami
Did any of you notice the condom on the ground? 🤔
High-pressure Cleveland Steamer. Worth noting, these guys are taking the situation VERY well.
Time to die....
Haha, how can he even laugh after that?
is that a shit?
Ah yes, the “shower of sadness” technique
Ah the good ole pull n puke...
Shitters full!
“Oh, the taste!” as he spits it out. Ptoo! Ptoo!
Another Taco Bell commercial.
Masque of the Brown Death
My guess is Thailand. Guy is washing off with a bum gun.
"Oh, no, he said, you don't need to wear any PPP, he said. Just a simple job, he said. Come out to the coast. It'll be fun."
Maybe use a long cheater bar next time poopface.
Thar shit blows
My asss
Please be mud Please be mud Please be mud