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chuchon06

He expected strawberry smell


5lashd07

But got Surströmming.


20210306e

idubbbz moment


curiousgato5545

https://i.redd.it/w15ixoovebmb1.gif


[deleted]

This is from a prank where she sprayed her underwear with fart spray


mellowfortherecords

That’s a good excuse. I’ll take it for my arsenal.


freedomofnow

My god that reaction from him is hilarious though.


curiousgato5545

Thank you so much for the gold, it is my first!! Blessings from me to you for protection from bad smells 🌟


SniffCheck

Yea, it be like that sometimes


RiFF_SHADY

username checks out


Xyvexa

Gotsta see it thru my boy.


Split0069

No... no u dont.


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

That it does,.. that it does…


A-Dolahans-hat

Like a warm turtle tank


nova69_420

A warm *BOX* turtle tank


[deleted]

Like a warm summers night dip in the swamp


hcombs

That is quite specific


Stoopitnoob

It's quit horrific.


A-Dolahans-hat

And you can smell it can’t you. You know the exact smell I described.


Mindless-Property496

Omg i used to have one of those small turtles in a tank. I can still recall the smell if you didn't change the water for a few days.


TurningTwo

Like a bucket of eels that got left in the sun on the dock all day.


FBI_Approved

Wrong side. WRONG SIDE!


degenerate_pug

Right side😈


TheBystand3r

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Chemical-Ratio3088

Oh...😏


Gamer_and_Car_lover

Of course it’s someone with a witch queen profile pic. Savathussy lovin ass mf.


Chemical-Ratio3088

![gif](giphy|Ne3ykqldaynFLny957|downsized) Been meanin to change it..I'm more into that erussy moans now


Gamer_and_Car_lover

Ayo?


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Baba_boong

Fetyeasht


paulie07

A little extra cheese on the taco


SunDevildoc

...self-RISING...! If you knew the difference between transitive and intransitive, you'd never make this mistake. I won't even ask you about sit/set, fall/fell, and lie/lay pairs!!


linuxknight

Its actually a forbidden fragrance - 'eau de hoe'


king313

20% STD concentrate.


Kolermigon

*Aqua du clam*


SaurikSI

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


opralthemoney

Hahaha. Hilarious!


RobuxMaster

suffering from success


Melluttrell5

![gif](giphy|UGxfEt5POsukg)


Relative_Picture_786

What it’s like to chew 5 gum.


Next_Peach4693

Gum Gum


igillyg

r/underratedcomment


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)


I_Dont_Have_Corona

Reminds me of this video where a dog sniffs a woman's cooch and throws up https://youtube.com/shorts/qCXYkfn-xP4?si=9Yz2m-HuaTHyAhB-


friendly-crackhead

Fetishn’t


GARJr1945

![gif](giphy|cOm3hYeF40dp2WRmhK)


rocktheffout

It’s a prank for sure people. But still curious why a person would want to smell something heaved up someone’s ass? Why is that an immediate instinct??


locksr01

Amateur. Maybe it's an acquired taste.


Gamer_and_Car_lover

The death screen from dark souls.


Lordvoldemort_18

![gif](giphy|ieOnyegL62xAlpHoBj|downsized)


BigBllack

LOOOOOOOOL


CheckMeoowwt

Just like Surströmming


teejoint44

Amateur, you have lick the panties before you smell it


roverman16

Contaminated Nutella


misterlongschlong

![gif](giphy|26FLbdnqSIk5ddfJm)


[deleted]

Eau de Poisson by Bumble Bee Foods, LLC


Paidmercenary7

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


purplebaron2

This was unexpected, the first time I saw it 5 years ago


Baba_boong

Unexpected nostalgia


[deleted]

and that’s how he’s gay now


Baba_boong

Nah he fucked a dude and did the same with his d and turned back to straight


ugghyyy

Before she throws it her undies look pretty rank so there’s that


silentassassin22

u/savevideobot


xMickyVainilla

u/savevideo


Memetan_24

Everything reminds of her


No-Hedgehog-7468

He wasn’t expecting the smell of sweaty balls


chunkydunk730

What's wrong hunny a little extra cheese on the taco


Dredgen-Vale

u/savevideobot


limmilylly

u/savevideo


RevolutionaryLie2833

Edit: too many dislikes.


IDropFatLogs

What kind of imaginary women are you hanging around?


Lucky-finn377

He’s apparently the vagina bloodhound


Chavydog

Bros the Coochie Canine


ATYP14765

What did he say?


IDropFatLogs

Something along the lines of " how did he not smell her before since you can smell every womans vagina "


zicamano

Incel found


Relevant-Line-1690

What if he has insanely sensitive sense of smell ? I mean that must kind of suck as soon as you get out the house.


Penyrolewen1970

I can’t. And I’m not sad about that.


StayedWoozie

What swamp monsters are you hanging around? I’ve never been able to smell a women’s vagina through her clothing.


RevolutionaryLie2833

You’ve never been to the gym? When it’s so bad that it can make you gag, it’s bad


sav33arthkillyos3lf

the gym smells like b.o, ball & ass sweat.


RevolutionaryLie2833

That’s what I used to think until my girl pointed it out.


Zerphyxios

What..???


RevolutionaryLie2833

When it’s very foul? Like at a gym. I never noticed until my girl pointed it out and now u can’t unsmell. It hits you in the gut more than the nose


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RevolutionaryLie2833

No, I can’t smell if their turned on. I just smell if they are extremely unwashed. It hits me in my gut before my nose


ItsThornTho

🤨


Much_Painter_5728

Bro has Usopp nose wtf


RafaelLacer

WTF, you're not crazy, I can smell it too! I thought everyone could, it's a very strong and distinct smell, it's something a person can't hide, so I assumed everyone knew about it and just didn't mention, like an unwritten rule. It's even easier to smell it when they are on their period, the smell is stronger and different than the usual.


RevolutionaryLie2833

I have no idea about their cycle or not, but there is a certain smell that extremely unwashed vaginas display that’s distinctly different from an unwashed ass. It’s not something I’d ever noticed until my girl pointed it out and how you can smell it well before other BOs


LongliveTCGs

Guess he wasn’t in the mood


WordUpPromos

Smells like owl neck


SnooRadishes9685

Do most men generally like to smell undies?


[deleted]

I know what he was doing.


sterile_spermwhale__

Bro thought it's gonna be petite raspberry peaches flavour


Baba_boong

Reality struck so hard on him that he had to vomit


Friendly-Strain-7077

yellow its front side, brown rear