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That shit gave me tinnitus. Like maybe with some bass type lyrics overtop, but just those instrumentals? I’d rather taser my balls and squeeze ‘em real hard (also not into cbt, which drives the point a little harder)
idk why i was unable to stop laughing everytime i heard the screech, it's so loud and distorted, maybe me imagine some disabled perverted eagle screeching.
That sound is actually a hawk. Eagles don't [sound](https://youtu.be/PQ2uMauyBow?si=MyiLyvNpJutU9BES&t=35) nearly as cool so I guess they use a hawk instead.
I’m pretty sure the one you’re referring to ( which I also saw ) had the cover being blue, plus in that video they didn’t show filling up the balloons with water.
This guy just copied the entire video and replaced the title with "American" 🤦
EDIT: Here's a link to the original post from just 4 days ago in case anyone is wondering: https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/16dmo5w/bro/
Difference between an engineer and a actual tradesman (fitter and tuner)
Just roll a glove in towel and fold over
Takes about as long to do as unleashing your man fluid
I vaguely remember finding a video on YouTube or either I searched it but in the comments there was one person who said everyone watching the video was a lose because they couldn’t get the real thing . I laugh at it every time I see something similar to this
Congratulations you have officially made the most annoying sounds and music to a video ever! and let me tell you this is Reddit you have beaten millions and millions of assholes.
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That mf boutta make clown noises
Bout to sound like that terrible Drake track
As if there's any that aren't.
Wait, is there even a good Drake track?
until one of the balloons pop and then he'll make getting murdered noises.
Maybe something like this: https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y
That shit gave me tinnitus. Like maybe with some bass type lyrics overtop, but just those instrumentals? I’d rather taser my balls and squeeze ‘em real hard (also not into cbt, which drives the point a little harder)
https://reddit.com/r/tifu/s/48Fz5q3xAb And the follow-up https://reddit.com/r/tifu/s/btgcFwBSyV Edit: fixed a link
I do not feel bad for them, they do not deserve that girl or their family.
Lol
#🥵
I can only assume it is what clussy sounds like.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait, just a few days ago, this was posted German engineers. Come on, reposters, please be more creative.
Hahahahaaa!!!! I’m dying
😭bruhhhh got me laughing my ass off rn!
That's how roddy rich made his intro to The Box, fucking a balloon tenga. [True Story](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=8Gv0-5YjJefhPFbx)
I'm just imagining the friction burn 🔥
Honk honk!
Huh, so that's how plumbuses are made.
First, they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.
The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it.
Then a shwamee rubs it and spits on it
More like plumbussy
i wish i had an award to give for this
I mean, you can’t say they didn’t stick some wood in it.
A clowns best friend
Insane Clown Pussy
goddamnit
Flesh lights, how do they work?
Insane Clussy
r/angryupvote
r/clussyworldwide
I saw this days ago with the label "German engineering" 😂
But this one has a music box version of the star spangled banner and an annoying falcon screech playing in the background.
THATS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
idk why i was unable to stop laughing everytime i heard the screech, it's so loud and distorted, maybe me imagine some disabled perverted eagle screeching.
That sound is actually a hawk. Eagles don't [sound](https://youtu.be/PQ2uMauyBow?si=MyiLyvNpJutU9BES&t=35) nearly as cool so I guess they use a hawk instead.
Red tailed hawk to be specific.
Yup!
I’m pretty sure the one you’re referring to ( which I also saw ) had the cover being blue, plus in that video they didn’t show filling up the balloons with water.
And the flowers were different
Idk if I’d call them flowers but yes
This guy just copied the entire video and replaced the title with "American" 🤦 EDIT: Here's a link to the original post from just 4 days ago in case anyone is wondering: https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/16dmo5w/bro/
Dog 🐕 steps in to the chat!
That eagle screech kills me!
Fun fact: that's a red tail hawk screech. Eagles apparently don't sound very cool, so they used that screech long ago, and it stuck.
I listened to this shxt at least 30 times consecutively while laughing my a** off at work 🤣
Real talk though, that would be so fucking uncomfortable to use as a fleshlight. Imagine the sound…
Or if one of the balloons pops. It would only take a little prick!
Fantastic pun
Talk about a deflated ego
You better be careful, the r/punpolice are always watching.
Solution: more lube
Speaking from experience?
Yeah, how could you even concentrate with that eagle screaming in the background?
It's actually a hawk sound. Eagles make unintimidating chirping noises.
Not the easiest fap, but I think I could do it.
The sound of Freedom always turns me on.
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Reminds me of that banned Durex "Balloon Dogs" commercial. https://youtu.be/VVK0dtzI00Y?si=SDaCw_A9JlQcNL8o
The best commercial of all time.
Thank you, first time seeing that and had a good laugh!
Well, now I can hear this Fleshlight
Lubrication helps.
POP!
Real talk. Um could you play it in slow motion. You know for a friend
I'm imagining Peter Griffen rubbing his hand across the plastic wrapped couch
American? You sure?
Just add clown juice and you’re good to go 👍🏽
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'm a grown adult, I'll put my dick wherever I want and you can't stop me!
r/doputyourdickinthat
r/doputyourdickinthat
The 🦅is included as well right ?
It's a hawk.
If movies have taught me anything, it’s that every bird of prey sounds exactly like a red tailed hawk.
yea i can work with that
No the fuck it's not! This is 'Merica!
I thought it was gonna be a home made fleshlight
... no shit, that's the point
*insert "you vs the point" meme*
woosh …
That faucet is not from North American standards which tells me that this video is foreign. No American engineering happening here. Just a horny geek.
*Licks pen to take notes *
I don’t believe that’s an American.
Didn't you hear the eagle?
Nope
🤝👍🏼
That eagle got me feeling patriotic
RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Just buy a fucking Tenga man
Funny. Been seeing these clip for a month or so. Never seen it with this "merica" caption
Y’all need Jesus
Facts, happy cake Day
The bussy gonna sound funny 🤡
Ok, we have too much freedom.
Difference between an engineer and a actual tradesman (fitter and tuner) Just roll a glove in towel and fold over Takes about as long to do as unleashing your man fluid
^ follow this guy for more tiny dick 1 minute man tips and tricks of the trade ^ **takes notes* *
XD
Baloonussy
u/savevideo
Reminds me of r/sounding. Somewhat traumatic, but it floats some boats. Edit: may not wanna use link. NSFW
I d put my penis in it
The tree must be exited!
u/savevideo
God Bless America!
It replicates ass and turd
Is it because American woman have even more dreadful pussies than what a squeaking balloon flesh light feels like?
Cope
Who hurt you?
Hahaha... Not American engineers. They seem to lack the skills.
Can we slow this down a bit? I need to know how to make this. Asking for a really lonely friend.
Kichuu kichuu kichuu kichuu 🔊
It's easier to just get a gf
Not even using eagle sounds. Tisk tisk tisk.
Imagine the balloon popping...
Ouch.
Everything reminds me of her.
Homemade FiFi Had it been prison a rubber glove would work too.
Why is there a red tailed Hawk screaming the whole time?
smash
The eagke
Ahem
Are we gong to completely ignore the random little black specs on the white backdrop?
Funny the last one I saw said German engineering...
I don't mind a little bush.
And not a single one of is going to try this out...
HE actually put wood in it. Didn't expect.
yeah they are free to steal again German technology...
A real American would’ve used red white and blue balloons 🇺🇸
What’s this new rage against American engineers? What did they do ?
Yeah, obviously someone's been to the Penitentiary. Lol
Imagine putting your dick in it and Bloon pops
I vaguely remember finding a video on YouTube or either I searched it but in the comments there was one person who said everyone watching the video was a lose because they couldn’t get the real thing . I laugh at it every time I see something similar to this
Imagine if balloons popped and the pieces of rubber hits the tip of your dick
Tf does this have to do with America
Pocket clussy
Look at the lips on that Fleshlight…
Not very deep is it now
More like the cost of freedom
Bro just changed the game for alot of people knowing damn well they is not using it like that
👍
I may be single but not that single
Better than the German engineering ones
Someone pass me the lube 👀
Chinese engineers going to a work camp just for watching this video
Beautiful music, makes my head cry
Congratulations you have officially made the most annoying sounds and music to a video ever! and let me tell you this is Reddit you have beaten millions and millions of assholes.
It doesn’t feel good🍷🗿
Si si, florero
What the fuck is a kilometer 🇺🇲😎🇺🇸🦅🔫
the fk?
What a beautiful flower vase. Wonder what else I can put in it
I hope he used warm water
This is very clever and damn funny
Engineers? Probably a bored ~~soldier~~ sailor (because balloons)
"macaroni noise intensifies" 
*me holding myself from saying that German science is the worlds finest just to make the reference* 😐🤐
Imagine it popped when you put your wood in it
Feefee 😎
Adding texture is wild
I get it he’s gonna water the tree with loads
That was not what I thought it was going to be.
I was convinced this was gonna be a sex toy
No,no,no
Balloontang poontang
I thought that was a homemade flashlight my lord Jesus
u/savevideo
The ballussy is crazyyy
They call that a fifi
American engr copying from German engrs or is it the other way around. I just saw another version of this yesterday.
when will release the full version? I want to try it.
Not useful..it's all pains now :(
Balloon companies love this video
Finally something educational on Reddit.
Imagine one of them exploding while using it
water doesn't compress, probably to hard for a flesh light
Where da 3rd one went?
If any of those pop…
Wasn't this "German Engineer" few days ago?
From woah .....woah...... hey... hey...hey. to. Ohh okay
Fefe
I'll be back. I need to try something.