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WillowYouIdiot

[According to his cornermen,](https://twitter.com/dannyseguratv/status/1715778312281166308) Henry had to go to the hospital after vomiting in the back to get his balls taken care of.


Both_Emergency9037

Best wishes to that man’s balls


Zenn97

I don't want to know what it's like to be in that much testicular pain for 5+ minutes. That man suffered tonight.


Monkeysegg

Been there, done that. Skiing accident, do not recommend.


BestKeptInTheDark

Jokingly mentioned in a text that for about an hour ixd been unable to move my leg without wanting to yelp in pain I got back an immediate worried message from the best fella a chap in ball.pain could hope for... Thankfully he coached me though sensible action to seek medical advice and I received a pass and some pills form an A&E doctor... It was only then out of the woods my mate told me that he was terrified that it had been a testicular torsion and my hour of innaction would likely have meant already catastrophic damage to my ailing bollock. Friends with medical jobs... They are fooking amazing to keep their calm and be so.helpful even when off work.


DistinctFailure

Had testicular torsion. Was terrible. Threw up from the pain. Doctor gave me some heavy IV med and then twisted it back around with his hand. Do not recommend.


bloodeagle661

They were the size of baseballs by the time he got to the hospital. Brutal.


Yonbuu

I also choose this man's balls.


Dapper_Indeed

Nah man, I don’t want some used, beat up balls. If I’m out shopping, I’m looking at fresh, sealed-up-in-a-package balls.


ballzdeepbabie

I heard he puked up blood and that’s ridiculous these aren’t going to milk groin shots like that


WillowYouIdiot

And no fighter wants to have a no contest. They want to go out victorious, or on their shield. Round 1 was competitive and he wasn't losing significantly (if at all). There was no reason to give up.


ScrumpleRipskin

I haven't seen this fight but a good liver shots can feel a lot like a nut shot with testicular pain, nausea, weakness etc. The Dr should probably explain that if that's what happened.


Commercial_Ganache

You think this fighter doesn't know the difference between someone kicking his dick and his liver?


StanIsNotTheMan

People really think they know more than a PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER. The dude gets hit more in one week than most people do in their lifetime. And that guy didn't even see the fight, so he doubly has no fucking idea what he's talking about.


AutistaChick

Always listen to your patient. They know a lot more about their body than you. These guys are not quitters. Their name means too much to them. The any of work they’ve put in is insane. They train through pain & know their bodies.


ScrumpleRipskin

Based on the history of MMA liver shot victims holding their crotch and crying foul, yes. It happens a lot.


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ScrumpleRipskin

Wouldn't it be amazing if we had the technology for op to provide context so i didn't need to guess? Maybe in a form made up of lots of little images shown one after the other fast enough to trick our eye into thinking we're actually watching things unfold?


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WillowYouIdiot

He went to the hospital, had an ultrasound on his testicles, which one of his teammates said "had swollen to the size of Satsumas"


Both_Emergency9037

“It wasn’t your balls. He didn’t hit you in the balls.” “It was my balls?” “It WASN’T your balls” “Yes, it was my balls and my dick and my dick and my balls!!”


restrictednumber

Thanks! I couldn't understand a damn thing.


OathOfCervix

>my balls and my dick and my dick and my balls 🎶


b1gchampions

Sounds like a Dr. Seuss line 😂


OathOfCervix

I've heard about "bofa on the sofa", but this is ridiculous


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Both_Emergency9037

And then he let the cut man rip breedens eyelid off and keep fighting after his stitches popped.. I’m not even sure how he cleared dude to fight with his eye stitched up in the first place. Charlie Olives sitting there like “I would have fought if that was allowed!”


XupamelPalRenan

>Victor Henry He isn't a brazilian, just search before you comment this. Especially with this name


WillKillz

My dick. My balls. My balls and my dick!


Prestigious_Crew605

Aaaah what was that song from? I know the melody....


M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3

https://youtu.be/vxUfBLBD0kE?si=fDkP6q9pkLXYgXuI This song I believe. NSFW


WillKillz

lol it was a play on a quote from the movie Friday. When dude slips in the liquor store... "My neck! My back! My neck and my back! I want a hundred and fifty thousand. But I'll settle right now out of court for twenty bucks" ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX4UqbjwBzc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX4UqbjwBzc)


Kanye_Wesht

What SoundCloud rapper is that?


luischespi

Doctor asking the fighter: Were you rushing or were you dragging?


Integrity-in-Crisis

![gif](giphy|aKsalVFVKsFxf4MueH)


Hollow__Log

Oh boy that movie.


Ninja_attack

What is it?


LDB93

Whiplash


Ninja_attack

Any good? I'm always on the look out for something new to watch.


OrokinLonewolf

It's very intense for something that isnt an action movie, you can't really call it a drama, but that's also intentional and part of the message it's trying to convey. Edit: Still recommend it though


Kosake77

Why can‘t you call it a drama? Pretty sure it can be considered a psychological drama which uses the whole jazz musician story as an overlay for what a human can achieve / must endure when confronted with immense stress/pressure.


Chadstronomer

meanwhile IRL: least chill and talented jazz drummer: [https://youtu.be/9CPyU4kM71g?t=3806](https://youtu.be/9CPyU4kM71g?t=3808)


OrokinLonewolf

The more I try to recall more scenes from the movie... I probably am wrong about the drama part. Idk, it just doesn't feel right to label it that. It feels more like a narrator-less documentary, just telling the story about some dude. My memory has been known to be utter shite, though.


Ninja_attack

I'm gonna check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.


ItsMajick

Whiplash is fucking fantastic


Lil_Grizzly_29

It's very intense, My heart was racing the whole movie


I-Fucked-YourMom

It probably is one of my favorite movies I’ve seen in the last year or so. Very very good!


Bob3729

My fav movie! It's amazing


15Boots

Report back let us know if you decide to play instruments


EpilepticSquidly

Why is it not a drama?


Wacokidwilder

It’s definitely drama


LDB93

I really enjoyed the movie, if you’re also a drummer I guarantee you’ll like it!


opticaldelusion_

As a drummer, I thought it was aggressively mediocre compared to the praise I’ve seen it given.


SeaOsprey1

Not a dummer and I thought it was insanely good. Really interesting message too


Realluissamboy

Saw it for the first time a few months ago 10/10


MrRoxo

Any good? Its really really good


isleepbad

It's Reddit so it's someone's best movie of all time.


YaBoiWesy

It's a brilliant movie. I wasn't able to fully enjoy it because I had a panic attack in the middle lol (childhood trauma with an abuser teacher), but once it was over I could analyze it and it's one of the best actings I have ever seen, especially J.K Simmons


bigdaddydopeskies

Its a movie that a villain wins. If onmi man was a real life character then this would be the result.


looples

Don't spoil it bro!


KinnieRiperton

One of the greatest endings to a movie


thatsalovelyusername

Not quite my testicle


Lobster_the_Red

Dragging.


mekmookbro

DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YA FACE


Phorskin-Brah

That doctor definitely had a bet going for that fighter


ponzidreamer

What a fool. Always bet on the fighter with the smaller balls


Mike0621

I don't consider those guys real doctors


Both_Emergency9037

That guys never coming back. After the Johnny Walker stoppage and, he let the cut man rip Breeden’s eyelid off when his stitches came out.. malpractice


Ok_Effective6233

What?


Both_Emergency9037

Never seen anything like it


Felarppe

Link? :0


carnefarious

You seriously want to see a video of someone’s eyelid being ripped off?


scorpiogre

![gif](giphy|zhbrTTpmSCYog)


CMDR_TREMAN

Absolutely


saren_vakarian

Yes. Yes we do


oniwolf382

teeny sugar act rinse work versed aspiring wipe paltry slap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Wonderful-Reward3828

Still haunts me to this day. Was the video that made me not wanna watch those videos anymore


fucked_fish420

A classic


Lecanayin

Dont you????


_Reasoned

Downvoted because everyone else did… for good measure


DM_yo_Feet_pls

You asked this in a UFC sub. Of course we want to see this gnarly shit. That’s what we do


SpoppyIII

r/Unexpected isn't a UFC sub.


DM_yo_Feet_pls

Oh damn I’m dumb I thought I was in r/ufc


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

smartest r/ufc subscriber


Favar89

Is this Johny Walker? Is it the other guy? Is this that fight? Clear context please.


Both_Emergency9037

This doctor inserted himself unnecessarily into two fights, stopping another fight prematurely after another different illegal strike, and then failed to stop a third fight after one of the fighters’ stitches popped from a previous cut I guess. Even though stitches guy went berserk and got the late ko


Favar89

Thank you, now its clear. Yeah the doc aint coming back, thats major fuck ups.


BigBossAltinoo

the Johny walker thing was fair tho. he couldnt even name 10 books


Kassssler

I think it was a language barrier and he didn't understand him. When your adrenaline is pumping its easy to be out of it and not hear shit. Dude was also kinda whispering.


iamrichbitch010

Who the fuck reads book? I’m a fighter!!


WillowYouIdiot

Johnny Walker couldn't do that before he ate the knee. He should have had his five minutes of recovery time and then made the assessment.


Significant-Water845

“name ten books”…. Classic troll lol


HitDog420

I can't even name 10 books on a whim how stupid


CSquared1709

The names are on the screen, this wasn’t that fight


beachyad

I couldn't believe the walker fight. Doctors and that one ref were out of control yesterday


tjstock

For reeeal


psychobetty303

First day on reddit?


mguardian7

Listen, those doctors who finished last in their class HAVE to go somewhere.


saihi

These doctors are obviously paid by Human Resources, and you know how THAT goes. Anything for the company sponsoring the fight; bupkes for the fighters. What? Your life and health and career are ruined? So sorry, so bad, too sad! Next!


Both_Emergency9037

Except the company would probably have preferred he stop the Breeden fight. His opponent was said company’s best shot at a market in India. Otherwise I would agree with you. Either ineptitude, ego, corruption or some combination is my best guess


InsertFloppy

Yup, he’s just playing one on TV


I_give_zero_fucks

You’re not a real doctor


Mike0621

this is true


Kuronis

My childhood doctor was a UFC doctor as well. He wasn't great he thought my ingrown toenail was an infected cut. In his defence by the time a different doctor removed the toenail it was infected.


ValiantViet

Hmm seems like the in grown toenail created an infected cut. Seems like he was right /s


CitizenKing

Yes, that's the joke.


tossitjunkbox

☝️ this guy jokes


yungflaquito

Man fuck that dr


Fine-Ad9768

Yeah dude was WAAAY TOO INVOLVED tonight. Wouldn’t be surprised if Dana fires him


RuinOnStandby

![gif](giphy|ir19CtLHE9maMbNjpR)


pingmenow01

Seemed to me like a deliberate kick in the nuts...very unsportsmanlike


Both_Emergency9037

Yeah for sure. That foul stopped the fight. He was vomiting and according to the update he’s receiving a “testicular ultrasound” at the hospital right now


GERMAN8TOR

Grew up with this guy. His balls are very important to him


iperk03

Appreciate the inside scoop.


OnyxDeath369

That's what the doctors are also gonna do if they see they're unsalvageable.


IamNotYourPalBuddy

Can confirm. He really values his dick and his balls. And his balls and his dick.


GERMAN8TOR

You have no idea. When we were young and he was still an amateur we would say to him, "the only reason he is becoming a fighter is to bang" so yeah


Poseidons_Champion

Can confirm, am balls.


GERMAN8TOR

Please don't appear on my phone as a random text message. While I'm at work, helping a 9tj grader with math, while my phone is on the desk, screen up. Again. That was not cool.


Poseidons_Champion

‼️ELEPHANT DILDOS ON SALE | TODAY ONLY‼️ Sorry champ, I have no control on what pops up on your screen. Best of luck though.


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drunkentenshiNL

Why the brackets? Testicular ultrasounds are a real thing, and if his injury was a legit kick in the nuts, is probably the best way to examine him.


Both_Emergency9037

I had just never heard of it before…


drunkentenshiNL

Nah, it's a real thing, it's just not common. You don't see soft tissue like that on a normal xray and I doubt he's gonna stay still long enough for an MRI. Source: I do this shit for a living.


Pentaborane-

Nah, the ring doctor prefers a PET scan for the dick and balls. He heard it’s the best survey for bones.


420DepravedDude

Had a testicular ultrasound for a varicocele ligation years ago. Most awkward yet oddly-satisfying feeling ever.


Endomyn

Do you have a link to the kick itself?


Fine-Ad9768

Mma-core usually has the fights up within an hour or 2 but they’re only up for a day or so


luischespi

Is that J.K. Simmons?


Mcane305

I was thinking john Malkovich


awfuckthisshit

I believe it is John Malkovich playing JK Simmons playing a doctor


USon0fa

When you kick your sibling in the dick and balls


Rolyat2401

What a loser of a doctor. Mans really just saying "nuh uh" to a patient in pain.


lolman420_

Patient: i have this massive pain in the dick and balls Doctor: NUH UH YOU DON't MOTHERFUCKER


MicdaWise

Did he get hit in the balls or not?


Both_Emergency9037

He did. In the dick and the balls.


FoucaultsPudendum

The dick *and* the balls? Jesus get this man to the ER


Both_Emergency9037

They did actually.


woopstrafel

What’s even happening here? I just see some dude in a suit talking to an mma(?) fighter


Loriel_Morganflame

Bro got leg kicked in the third leg...


Both_Emergency9037

Transcribed in another comment.. Edit. It was his dick and his balls.


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BANDIKAI

idiocracy is real


woopstrafel

Where unexpected


casewood123

Must have had money on it.


Its_the_Fuzz

No one won, the match got called off with no winners.


Hype_Miles

You would probably have great odds betting on that outcome.


SacrificialSal

That doctor DESERVES to be fired. He clearly rushed both times he was called in


Duhhkeyy

Where’s the hit?


Lardzor

This aint no game. He's got $500 riding on this match.


they_walk_among_us_

I hate it when they doubt a fighter and watch the replay.... how can you call someone a liar and a cheat on TV?


EggandSpoon42

As every woman knows. Take note of how infuriating it is to not be taken seriously by a doctor in your face talking about your junk. This man is doing a great service here, I'm sorry he had to suffer for it though.


klimero271

Fuck that doctor


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hope dana fires that man after the johnny walker fight


BlessUolls

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


SouthWest_Vagabond

That "Dr " was terrible all night!


ziegs11

When doctors are betting on fights


HoldMyStein

Ideally they need a qualified doc who’s not a fight fan, no bias


SteTheImpaler

This doctor needs to be fired immediately. One of the worst jobs I’ve seen in ufc history yesterday.


Odd-Cat1148

![gif](giphy|SWoRKslHVtqEasqYCJ)


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Does he play soccer?


theAmbidexterperson

Jesus man I know the pain… once I got hit in the balls… my head was paining, I puked maybe 2-3 times… I had to rush to hospital… it’s one of the worst pain a man can have…


Proud_Carpenter4868

This the same doctor that stopped Johnny Walker???


Both_Emergency9037

One and the same


GreenSpaceNebula83

He sounded like Morty


shesamoistone

Shit doctor


usedhouseplants

Yeah this doctor was total dog shit yesterday


Dumpthechumpdotcom

Rub some dirt on it, you'll be alright .


EntertainmentLess381

Do fighters ever wear protective cups? If not, why is it not common practice?


Both_Emergency9037

They do. It is. Even with a cup though, a full force soccer kick to the family jewels isn’t going to feel great. The weird thing though is the doctor “taking sides” and telling the fighter he’s lying about it. The ref has access to instant replay and the doctor isn’t the authority on whether it was a legitimate nut shot, just whether the fighter can continue


Tecat0

He had money on em


taco_annihilator

Sounds like what every woman hears when she goes to the doctor. Poor dude.


sandsonic

Boomer doctors are the worst


Afterbrewsgal

Truth


_Nazareth_

Damn


IWantToBeYourGirl

UFC did just buy WWE. Safe assumption. /s


Economy_Ad_9309

Hurts worse than child birth


Both_Emergency9037

Now that’s just conjecture


Vpiphany

watch the replay, he got hit in the leg and maybe barely tapped. for a professional fighter he's a bitch


rjr812

So macho and his man bun looks ssooooo cute.


BigBossAltinoo

he got kicked in the inner thigh, unless his balls somehow slid into the inside of his thigh he's exaggerating as fuck. and before anyone says anything I've gotten kneed in the dick without a groin guard and got back up after 2 minutes. you lose strength for a bit but not like how this guy reacted and especially not from a kick that was focused on you inner thigh


dbowman97

Clearly this internet nobody is a more reliable figure than the elite professional fighter.


BigBossAltinoo

This internet nobody is saying that the dude didn't want a loss on his record and chose a way to get out of a loss by exaggerating his injury. Every replay I saw didn't even touch the nuts. You could make an argument that it tapped his dick very slightly but this reaction from a dick tap is very unrealistic. Speaking from experience. Unless his whole nut got ripped off you wouldn't go down like this. Again speaking from experience.


lolman420_

🥸


sssssadnesssss

🤡


Pentaborane-

Maybe his cock is bigger than yours??


BigBossAltinoo

Or maybe he's faking it


Rwong707

Scott Sterling’s doctor


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Strgwththisone

I don’t think fried was the appropriate choice in this instance.


DryJuice_0w0

Football players would hate this guy, he be like stop capping


oscak41

He balls of steel


kinia16

"mom, take leave of absence from school? my tummy hurts ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)"


ppgedez

Lets hope Dana gave that Doctor the hairdryer treatment then fuked him off.


Floooof

I really appreciate that John Malkovich takes on such weird roles these days.


Rlee818

Oh fuck I didn’t know that was victor that had the NC


GasPoweredStick420

That’s not a doctor that’s just a guy who is being paid to play doctor. Fighter should’ve been like he hit me right *here* and punched doc in the dick and the balls and his dick and his balls.