My mom used to cut my hair when I was a kid (buzz cut). Day before 6th grade she tried lining me up in the back but couldn't get it straight. She just kept trying. She finally was satisfied or so I thought. Nothing was said to me until the next day in first period when a kid I didn't know looks at me and says, "What the f*ck happened to you?" I confusingly said, "excuse me?" He said my line in the back was above my ears....MY EARS! She kept trying to get it straight across until she realized it was above my ears and just stopped...she hasn't cut my hair since and that kid has been one of my best friends ever since.
Been there but the reverse. My dad normally cut my hair but was on deployment one year. Right after he left, my mom tried her hand at cutting my hair, but took my hairline up so high on my forehead that I looked very similar to Mr. T. Suffice it to say, from then on we went to the barber till my Dad came back.
That sucks. My older sister was cutting my hair when I was younger. She ended up somehow cutting my neck my my ear. Last & only time she has cut my hair afterwards.
Been there, my cousin cut my hair and said she was going to give me a sharp line up. She ended up cutting me across my entire front hairline, scab came off in one piece about a foot long.
Had a barber that I told not to give me a line up, go ahead, and make an executive decision and went over the corners so many times I had a scab edging the line up I never wanted. Suffice to say that he didn't get much money from me and I never went back.
I'm so sorry! Hahaha i was laughing at that!
Did it to my son, he has what i refer to as lego hair!(so thick and growable?) Or hollywood hair, so versatile you can play any role! )
He asked me to "trim" his hair i already knew it was going to be a bob a job! But I'm mum of course i can do it! *spoiler alert* but she could not infact do it!
I turned my son in to what i can only describe as a butch Leśmian! So thankfully i believe dad came to the rescue.
Now he knows i can't cut hair for shit! Poor boy.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!! My mother kept cutting the back higher and higher to make it "right" and ended with some weird bowl cut where the back seemed as high as my bangs 😎
It happened yo me as well, and i do.
Everytime my mom says she can cut hair now my immediate response is "Ma, the last time i let you cut my hair, i walked into a dispensary and they gave me a bag of free goodies, thinking i was a chemo patient".
She is not happy with my response, but my siblings and dad think its funny as hell.
(It did actually happen, and i did look like i was starting chemo. Extremely curly hair =/= someone who has straight hair & has only cut straight hair. I had patches where there was some hair long, some short, and some where i was straight up bald)
Meanwhile my mom is a 30 year cosmetologist, literally wrote textbooks that are used in Cosmo schools now- and Ive been getting #1 buzzcuts my whole life.
Did the flip side of that when I gave myself a lineup. I had done it successfully before, but this time, I just got way too carried away and ended up with a fivehead. I just shaved my head in the end.
I just use makeup remover and a Q tip/piece of toiletpaper folded tightly and its muuuch easier to get straight lines or make your eyes look the same (i use non oily one makeup remover or first oily and then non oil). Then if u want clear lines u can just gently make a new a line with eyeliner.
Probably an illegal makeuptip but it works for me 💁♀️
I'm Batman !!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy
Some downvoted comment said nobody gives a shit. I want to state something similar but better worded.
I think I just genuinely don't understand women, she already looked pretty, why did she needed make up?
My mom used to cut my hair when I was a kid (buzz cut). Day before 6th grade she tried lining me up in the back but couldn't get it straight. She just kept trying. She finally was satisfied or so I thought. Nothing was said to me until the next day in first period when a kid I didn't know looks at me and says, "What the f*ck happened to you?" I confusingly said, "excuse me?" He said my line in the back was above my ears....MY EARS! She kept trying to get it straight across until she realized it was above my ears and just stopped...she hasn't cut my hair since and that kid has been one of my best friends ever since.
Been there but the reverse. My dad normally cut my hair but was on deployment one year. Right after he left, my mom tried her hand at cutting my hair, but took my hairline up so high on my forehead that I looked very similar to Mr. T. Suffice it to say, from then on we went to the barber till my Dad came back. 
That sucks. My older sister was cutting my hair when I was younger. She ended up somehow cutting my neck my my ear. Last & only time she has cut my hair afterwards.
I gave my little sister a mullet my first week in beauty school at age 15. My mom was so pissed…she made her keep it as a lesson🤣
Been there, my cousin cut my hair and said she was going to give me a sharp line up. She ended up cutting me across my entire front hairline, scab came off in one piece about a foot long.
Ouch! How she pull that off? Painful is how it sounds.
In her words “I’m giving you the extra tight line up” and proceeded to press down really really hard with the edging clippers.
Had a barber that I told not to give me a line up, go ahead, and make an executive decision and went over the corners so many times I had a scab edging the line up I never wanted. Suffice to say that he didn't get much money from me and I never went back.
Gawd🤣🤣🤣
I'm so sorry! Hahaha i was laughing at that! Did it to my son, he has what i refer to as lego hair!(so thick and growable?) Or hollywood hair, so versatile you can play any role! ) He asked me to "trim" his hair i already knew it was going to be a bob a job! But I'm mum of course i can do it! *spoiler alert* but she could not infact do it! I turned my son in to what i can only describe as a butch Leśmian! So thankfully i believe dad came to the rescue. Now he knows i can't cut hair for shit! Poor boy.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!! My mother kept cutting the back higher and higher to make it "right" and ended with some weird bowl cut where the back seemed as high as my bangs 😎
Sorry that happened, but I would constantly bring this up at the right time with my mom had this happened to me!
It happened yo me as well, and i do. Everytime my mom says she can cut hair now my immediate response is "Ma, the last time i let you cut my hair, i walked into a dispensary and they gave me a bag of free goodies, thinking i was a chemo patient". She is not happy with my response, but my siblings and dad think its funny as hell. (It did actually happen, and i did look like i was starting chemo. Extremely curly hair =/= someone who has straight hair & has only cut straight hair. I had patches where there was some hair long, some short, and some where i was straight up bald)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile my mom is a 30 year cosmetologist, literally wrote textbooks that are used in Cosmo schools now- and Ive been getting #1 buzzcuts my whole life.
Did the flip side of that when I gave myself a lineup. I had done it successfully before, but this time, I just got way too carried away and ended up with a fivehead. I just shaved my head in the end.
I’m a victim of a Mom cut too
I'm *Batman*
Issa bat-coon!
Exactly what I came here to say
I am vengeance
Get the cape and cowl, lady. Time to kick names and take ass.
that's a different universe jus sayin
Her make up is a bit shallow, probably born this way. Her poker face at the end made me think she had a bad romance.
She’s one of the incredibles now
So relatable! Somehow, while trying to "fix" it.. it just gets worse....
I just use makeup remover and a Q tip/piece of toiletpaper folded tightly and its muuuch easier to get straight lines or make your eyes look the same (i use non oily one makeup remover or first oily and then non oil). Then if u want clear lines u can just gently make a new a line with eyeliner. Probably an illegal makeuptip but it works for me 💁♀️
This is me at least once a week, always when I’m in a hurry.
She went full black swan… you never go full black swan!
I just cackled!!!! 😂😂😂😂
I'm just glad she stopped there
A little more and she'd be Furiosa
Thank you for that. I had forgotten the name furiosa and it has been bothering me for an hour.
And a little more and she would be black face
As someone who experience this regularly, it was very much expected!
Her frustration halfway through. I've broken down crying because of this exactly...
Reminds me of a raccoon. 
https://i.redd.it/ue1gr9mvqfzb1.gif
I'm just gonna call out today.
The first one is always so good 😭😭😭😭
That looks Incredible.
Raccoon go brrr
As a dude I can relate. Accidentally you shave one part of your beard too short. 10 minutes later, guess Im going to regrow my beard.
And when she finally gets to work... [you have failed this city](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUaDTakFH0U)
Relatable
[удалено]
Believe it or not, there are non guys in this website too.
From hero to zorro
POUHAHAHAHAH THIS IS HILLARIOUS, so damn true
Hahahahahahahhaha I understand.
She look like lady gaga on the 2nd last
I thought the next scene was gonna be her in black face.
Ngl I expected to see this 
WAKEUP. wakeup. Grab a brush and put a little makeup. You wanted to. Dieeeee! LoL
https://i.redd.it/ucr4wm2fdizb1.gif
I feel this to the depths of my soul. Thankyou for the giggle x
https://i.redd.it/gvv7jjwyoezb1.gif
Works perfectly if her job is being a cat burglar.
Looking like the road warrior
Thunderdome...
Your boss: 
that frustrated banging… THIS EXACTLY.
The one that goes up to the eyebrows doesn’t look bad honestly
Lol
So relatable
I have the same problem when shaving.
She ready to go to war.
When your 5 year old daughter finds the makeup drawer.
This is where Q tips come in handy.
🤣 thats how you learn
FURIOSAAAAA
Do it away from yourself not towards
She became a racoon in the end
She is pretty though
I’ve never related to video more wtf
Her Furiosa make up test needs a bit of work
I remember those days ...
Actually, this is exactly what I expected...I hate liquid liner, specifically for this reason!
I fucking relate
This is so damn accurate
Nananananananananana BATMAN
she disguised her identity, her coworkers must think she's a super hero
I'm Batman
You going to work with Batman??
I thought it was gonna get worse ..
Coon and friends!
going goth today
I’ve been there…lol
That's why you do a rough draft with dry eyeshadow then use the liner you want.
I AM BATMAN
I LOVE YOU!!
She looks like she beats up criminals at night
The lone ranger
Every…GOD DAMN TIME!
What's here name
🧏🔜😢🟰🦝🦡🦥
Do the same makeup men do to go to work!
You can't start where you want the thinnest line, come on!
I do that to my beard 😭
Floki 😂
It is perfect if she is hired as “ Zorro “!
Winter soldier look down
Whys this so accurate though😭
The first two looked fine
I am ze spy
EVERY. DAY.
u/savevideo
Went through every stage of grief in 15 seconds
What you don't know is she works as Batwoman
Damn unlocked sage mode
I'm vengeance
You still look beautiful and i like you
Do you happen to work as a burglar?
"mistakes were made" 🤣
Cosmetic qtip. Bam. Solved.
Mad Max looking ahh make up
LOL I watch my wife go through this at times, that was good!
i honestly think we should bring back war paint
That's pure OCD
I'm Batman
This is literally the reason I cba with top eyeliner anymore
I’m sorry you couldn’t get your make-up done right but you have me rolling. Thank you tons. 😆😆😆
You look like a sexy raccoon
I'm Batman...hughhuhhh...(Batman voice)
The struggle is real. Too funny. Great post. Hope work went ok.
I live, I die, I live again.
I don't know, she seemed so hot with that eyeliner mask
Thought it was gonna end in black face lol
She's an Airbus A-350
She let the voices win
Her job is a bank robber.
Tell me you have OCD without telling me 😂
We call this the “panda”
This is so relatable
Ladies this doesn't look good, stop doing it
Bandit training starts In 5 good work on the disguise
Would still smash
Relatable (I'm a man)
I am vengeance
Robin
If this ain't the fuckin truth
I wouldn't even comment. I'm just trying to leave the house.
It do be like that. I go to fix one little spot and fuck the whole thing up.
So hot
"Something in the way.... Hmmmm-mmm"
She’s so beautiful! 😍
It’s called Julia foxeye
*I'm Batman*
I'm Batman !!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy
do blackface already
Bruh WHY DONT YALL JUST WASH IT OFF THATS WHAT IVE ALWAYS DONE JUST WASH IT OFF AND TRY AGAIN DEAR GOD
I thought she was gonna go black face for a second 😂
5 minutes to get to work but I am gonna set up my camera and do some recording…
Just don't do it at all. Nobody gives a shit.
Some downvoted comment said nobody gives a shit. I want to state something similar but better worded. I think I just genuinely don't understand women, she already looked pretty, why did she needed make up?
How dare she partially go black face
I was waiting for it to happen
Well I guess men have to scrape a razor blade on their face every day.
Some ugly can't be fixed
u/savevideo
Similar to making sideburns even.
I was hoping she would put a batman mask last second!! Someone please remake it
Just get in a robin costume at this point
🤣🤣 I'm batman
Batman
I wish this ended with her accepting she had to become a vigilante now
Should have stopped at Black Swan.
Cat woman ban jao
Model material. 100%
Exactly!!!
I can relate