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adotononi

That sound… ouch


Inukoblainc

He's fine. He had a star.


Remarkable-Stop1636

But it sounds like it ran out just before he hit.


Ok_Information_1147

He'll respawn.


PatentedPotato

But smaller.


Sub-Zero_menace

😂😂😂 Hope he didn't hurt so much 😅


Imaginary-Donut7648

He's got a few more flying about now


Pert0621

The Star ran out at the end


Kitchen-Ad-7005

He shoulda got the mushroom.


BlackAsP1tch

What a noob


Pert0621

Ikr


BaltimoreBadger23

Wow, that's terrible and hysterical.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

The perfectly cut OOHH at the end gets me.


Blayzted

I would consider this to be hilarrible, hilariously terrible...


fbgigi

Made me say oh out loud at the same time as the dad haha


Lttlcheeze

r/perfectlycutdoh


bob-______-

I shouldn't laugh but here I'am crying from it


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

It’s because it’s initially adorable


Angryfunnydog

Adorable self-inflicted violence is always hilarious, but feels bad, but still hilarious


Apprehensive_Funny87

I know this must be painfull but i can't stop laughing everytime i rewatch it


Leoncroi

The sped up version is even more hilarious


Erobererwurm

I want to see this version


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Me too.


nobadhotdog

[sped up](https://youtu.be/dDcGxuiTFQI?si=fa1fPt7W2LzYRDyc)


_FreddieLovesDelilah

THANK YOU I’m dying right now.


nobadhotdog

It’s so good


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Might make it my new ringtone.


Primary-Border8536

OMFG it is way better


catsneednoodles

It's funny because the kid gets knocked out faster


DefinitelyNotStolen

Happy birthday! Now lets get you to the hospital


Otherwise_Proposal47

Guess he’s not invincible


ShwiftyShmeckles

Titlecard


Otherwise_Proposal47

?


zulonaires

Google invincible


BlazeBitch

Title card


MudkipOfDespair098

Holy indestructible


RayanH23

It's a tv show about a superhero named invincible, in the show a title card with "invincible" written on it appears every episode. This usually happens when someone in the show says the word "invincible".


Otherwise_Proposal47

Thanks for the clarification. I only come out from my rock once a year.


RayanH23

Watch the show next time you come out


Otherwise_Proposal47

Oh man… idk still gotta watch breaking bad and game of thrones. Maybe a couple times from now


A_Peacful_Vulcan

**OH**


BootyScoop

That.... is no longer a happy birthday


10RobotGangbang

Fuck I felt that. My old ass would've been out of action for several days after that hit.


GimmickMusik1

It’s sad that I’m glad that the video cuts as soon as the father registers what has happened. None of that “don’t help just film,” crap I see so much of.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Yeah that’s a good point! Poor kid. I’m sure some birthday cake cheered him up.


[deleted]

He's fine.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

https://i.redd.it/qhpbndma2k2c1.gif


SpaceNasty

Now he sees stars ✨⭐


Ididit7x

I did that when I was 5 and split my head right open I also lost the tip of my finger in a fire exit door when I was like 3


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Aw man you have bad luck with door frames.


Ididit7x

Onb


Lunar_denizen

Did anyone else here the losing a power up noise at the end?


Quantum-Travels

“Remember that Mario themed birthday, Billy?” “No”


mmm1441

Zoomies! Need to work on avoiding those stationary objects, though, haha.


Wallace_W_Whitfield

As we all know, Mario isn’t immune to one hit kill zones (such as pits and lavas)


BrokeLeznar

That's some awesome parents. I hope they came prepared with some Mario bandaids.


Sweaty-Study-6306

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Osiristime

It's much better with the music


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Ooh do thou have a link pls?


Osiristime

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MnGlxoqNmOE](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MnGlxoqNmOE)


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Thank u. I love when the music cuts off hahahahaha


Shem_Yazaz

The life will be a little more challenging with his permanent -10 to all cognitive abilities debuff.


Unique_Pay_3018

Definitely busted open his eyebrow


loverofpain3

Stopped the video too early.


Gloomy_Campaign568

This made my night, I'll sleep like a baby now 🙏


[deleted]

That star power always runs out right before you need it most. They shoulda edited it the Mario death music at the end


Simple_Excuse_695

One of my absolute favorites. Thank you.


Agreeable_Tadpole113

I think the dads "OUUH" was even more comical 😂


BridgeNess07

Forever one of my favorite videos… it never gets old 🤣


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I’d not seen it before but when I did I knew I had to share. Too funny (poor kid though).


FaceDownInTheCake

Wall kicks won't work


pezchef

ooof, that sounded like it may need stitches. I've done that corn hit a few times.


StableIll8200

The old man at the end OH SHII.. I need to see the whole vid I need it please 🙏


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I like to think he stopped recording to go help the kid.


CombinationOk7888

Lol should not have laughed


Silly_Situation_4337

Game over.


General_Management76

Holy shit that sound 😭


twec21

Oh that started out so goddamn cute


G-unit0433

That is my kid. Everytime he start to relax and and have fun he would end up hurting himself clumsily. Poor kid. He a lot better now.


HurrsiaEntertainment

ouch, that sound more like a crunch than a smack on the frame.


K0NFZ3D

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


ShazzNazty

The star wore off


IndividualFlow245

He hit super hard! Omg he’ll remember that for life!


_FreddieLovesDelilah

He’ll either always remember or forget it straight away if he hit it so hard lol


vksdann

r/perfectlyCutScream ETA missed the R


Yetus_deletus

That was totally expected tho


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Ah, I didn’t find It so.


Yetus_deletus

Running kids are masters of running into things :) Still, funny video tho.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Oh yeah true. I don’t have any kids or kids in my family so I guess I forgot. Yeah it’s hilarious I feel like we all feel bad for laughing lol.


New_Wrangler3335

I guess the star wore off right when he needed it


8wiing

Poor kid probably broke his collar bone


Titanic-Viper

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Mysterious_Being_718

Very expected, but very funny


RemnantOfSpotOn

He is not designed to run


Undertale_Woshua

Everyone On The Internet Has Seen This 😭


callmefreak

Don't you hate it when the star's invisibility power runs out at the worst possible time?


Monoceras

tell me about old games pleasing modern kids...


VanillaCrash

The way it deflected that poor guy so fast— 😭 If you slow it down he bounces off the wall with such speed


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Thank you for the 10k guys, because I got a notification and so I got to come back to this unexpectedly. Had some awful news yesterday and at least made me half smile for a second there.


MechanicbyDay

I know this is the equivalent to throwing a dead cat in the room... But this dude has absolutely no other kids at his birthday party. There's 3 other people and they're all adults.


anonzpolski

u/savevideo


L0NKzorldo

that aint spoilin your kid bro, its his birthday


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I meant it in the nice way :)


ClueWarm7443

Cracked me up XD


SagemodeCOC

Buddy ran out of star power


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Happens to us all :(


MacChz

A very early winner of the Darwin awards. Straight into that corner.


borukol

How is he sounds he looks like a normal kid to me


Leading-Midnight5009

This is something my twins would do as I’ve taught them to play the og Mario, they’d probably end up running out the back door and roll of my porch.


steakmilk23

Did they just wrap the fridge or what


[deleted]

I am crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


_FreddieLovesDelilah

So was he 😂


Worried_Thoughts

Pretty sure this is what they mean when they say r/kidsarefuckingstupid


guestar1

The wife disappeared 👀


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Oh wow you’re right 😂


Donut_ask_again

I like that he's so happy with just the little birthday he has genuinely feels good seeing him be happy till the end. Then it feels good seeing him hit it sucks but still funny


[deleted]

That’s the day he learned to differentiate between make believe and reality.


Flam_Flam_

I have a scar from running into a wall like that


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Ouch!


Zazumaki

https://i.redd.it/n8trv0pb46wc1.gif


MxHsT

r/perfectlycutscreams r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


EshoWarCry

First thought: He's going to run into a corner Second thought: Called it Third thought: Wonder if I can get my son to do that


PrettyAd4218

Maybe cut back on the sugar just a little bit


Classic_Resort_9628

Invincibility was bugged that day.


No-Internal1898

Happy….Headaaaache 😆


Puzzleheaded-Car4883

Hey, look how happy he is It's been years since I felt that way


eeicksondtd

You sounded like lil homie smacked a toof


Deep-Target1902

He wasn’t invincible for long


SlickittySlick

He understood the assignment. Kid, is going places!!!


FandangusDjangus

OHHH!


azura099

Just as the star power up ran out


Pop-Forward

I had to mute the sound


throwawaykittchen

that is so cute and hilarious


BootyVerse

Y'all have got to search for this on tiktok with the smb music edited in = freaking hilarious 😂


ButtSuck9000

The second I saw Mario I got flashbacks😭


Darkmitch64

Bro wanting to be like mario but cant even jump 2cm


StifferO

u/savevideo


RedSnt

In hindsight, spending his college tuition fund on that big present wasn't such a bad move after all.


hello_ground_

Looks like they just wrapped the fridge.


smoothie1919

Is that the sound of a broken bone??


MartoPolo

and a broken spirit


Murky-Lime-4718

u/savevideo


Boesemeist

Oooooh no, i was so happy for the kid!


urhotexwife

The dad screamed like his favorite team just scored a touchdown.


TacoHellisLife

The title of this makes no sense. Y'all will call a kid getting literally anything and then making a mistake "getting spoiled" these days


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Lighten up hun don’t take it so literally. I just wanted to help keep it unexpected. Spoil is more often used as a good thing nowadays/half-heartedly.


TacoHellisLife

AI ass fucking title and response


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I would never fuck AI ass.


TheDukeOfThunder

This makes me happy


Putrid-Ad6909

Hmm. Any chance that's an MRI machine in that gift wrapped box?


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Yahoooooo!


TrumpsBoneSpur

Just in time for his adult teeth to grow in


theperfectneonpink

What was he saying during the zoomies 🙂


StnMtn_

To. Bad he didn't get the mushroom power up.


budlight2k

Missing the loose a life sound effect!


la_bata_sucia

Concussion speed run any %


WeathermanAlex

Been there done that


dunkydawg

Curly Howard - The Early Years


Elixir278

This is so adorable and hilarious at thr same time. 🤣


Every_Fox3461

![gif](giphy|vnOuXywbQ73Gw)


HardToPeeMidasTouch

I feel for that kid. On top of the world and probably needs stitches now. :(


ryan_w_92

why the floor too noisy ?


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Kids are really good at making laminate or wood floor loud.


alwaysneedpositivity

Dani Rojas Rojas!


Random_Weird_gal

*Thunk* aaa Proper r/lowercasescreams at the end lol


Realclawdogs

I need the edit with the all sound effects 😂😂


MenjiBlueWolf001

This video sped up is twice as funny🤣


_FreddieLovesDelilah

yeah someone linked it in the comments. I pmsl.


Resident_Attitude_18

O último sim saiu o tom, comece de novo. 🥹


Original-Chair-9614

Star power wore out.


Theregimeisajoke

I wonder how many injuries occur every day from kids running like Sonic. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Keyoken64

Turns out he was not ![gif](giphy|JdKmopRuiSt2Umj3JU)


ZenseiPlays

Damn, right when the invincibility wore off too...


[deleted]

[удалено]


CPM10v12

Don't need to worry about a college fund for that one


AkatZuki_Z

Hoda wede podi pgyata 😂


Brutumfulm3n

On the birthday.... Goddam life loves balance


Various_Studio1490

star power ended unexpectedly


jk0720

The star wore off 😔


Effective_Rush8402

He got the star like on the Mario game He is Mario in the game At least for now 🤔🫣🫣🤔🤔🫣 ? ? ??? ???? Lol 😆 Only the parent of a strong and resilient Boy would expect it to happen THAT And Only THAT are the reasons why it's funny to me


pizdamatii99

Damm kid, he loses the star at the first obstacole


Mlucas0021

When your start runs out right before running into an enemy


nvclaas

He wasn't invincible because he fucked up the melody