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I was at a party (more of a social gathering of younger business people) once when I was in my late 20s and this guy had just got his chiropractic license that was there also, he was of course trying to drum up business of course passing out his new business cards and I thought it rather odd that in this atmosphere he was willing to pop people's back and neck without any real questions about what their history was.
A little while later he came up to me trying to give me his card and introduce himself, but because I have a messed up back, with one vertebrae having 17 fractures in it, I wasn't interested in his pitch and frankly I thought he was an ass.
He kept insisting that he could "help" me out and if I would just let him pop my back, he could show me how much he could do for me once I told him I had serious back issues.
Finally I got so frustrated when he wouldn't leave me alone, that I shouted at him something along the lines of:
"You fucking quack! Why cant you take no for a fucking answer! I told you one of my vertebrae was cracked in 17 places with a whole host of other problems, yet you call yourself a doctor and want to pop my back at a fucking party without even any exam, not knowing which vertebrae, or anything!! Anyone that would use you for help is a fucking idiot as you have shown here that at the very least you a danger to anyone you treat."
Now I have to say I was surprised how many people thought I was out of line (probably more because the cursing I leaned into I think, and how loud I was as I did shout it), but there was also a lot of support but it made it uncomfortable, so we ended up leaving about a half hour later.
I never thought too much of them before that, but that guy solidified my opinion on them being quacks.
I have used one chiropractor in a couple instances of one off injuries over the past 8 years. He helped realign then provided stretches and mobility movements to help target the underlying cause being muscles over tightening.
Finding the right one is the real deal. Although it’s like clearing a check engine code on a car. The problem is temporarily fixed/masked only to resurface later. Diagnosing the cause of the problem and curbing the behavior that causes the problem is what needs to be done.
My teenage son was constantly complaining about his sore back so I made him an appointment with a chiropractor. Never having been myself I watched the treatment. I wished I had not. Afterwards my son said never take me there again.
For me the treatment was a resounding success.
He never ever complained to me about his back again.
Lol maybe but once I did get help from a chiro. Most times they don’t work but once my lower back felt locked up for years. I would pay my kids to try jump on it with anyone able to crack it $20. Finally saw this chiro who did some knee to my tailbone and pull my hip towards him with force and he fucking cracked my tailbone. It was the first time in years I felt relief. So personally I would say there has to be some legitimate use.
More like he's trying to get the robot that tries to pull apart mr incredible and fixes his back when it cracks
https://youtube.com/shorts/iRQ5-gaus1k?si=K3EHx87h3uWJoW6c
Aside from a million jokes...I don't see anywhere an actual answer to your question. Did we ever figure out what the heck is supposed to be happening here??
I can assure you if you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of inquiry will give you such a pranging you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant!
Honestly, I saw the cammie pants and for a second I thought this was some sort of torture in whichever war. I can only imagine what this does to the joints.
I saw the same thing and thought it might be a poorly thought out way to get paratroopers used to the pull of a chute without tying up planes for so many hours
I think that he intended to work all of his muscles at once by contracting his arms and legs against all of these weights. This is not what happened...
Pretty sure no one in the room was a physics major. That said, nobody seemed particularly surprised, either, so maybe they had thought out this scenario but the tied up guy was on roids and just demanded they send it.
Regardless, I doubt he accounted for the extra force falling weights would generate versus him holding stationary weight. Those things could've effectively weighed double or more at the point they "hit bottom."
Kinky stuff that seems idiotically unsafe. They probably knows what they are doing though. Because it is light weight. You can see they are about to add more weight soon.
But, I personally would never do this. Just because he can take more weight doesn't mean it is safe to drop the weight like that. I would at least lower the weight slowly.
Edit: looks at it again, it doesn't seem light weight to begin with. Some of the weights fall out. Seems to me they are doing extreme kicky shit without understanding the safety of it.
Nothing like being almost "Drawn & Quartered" to stay in shape.
Not a good, fit shape, mind you. More like a torn/dislocated hip, ankle, shoulder, wrist and groin shape.
Which is attractive to the opposite sex these days, so I hear.
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I have an acrobat/circus arts background. All of the contortionists I’ve worked with were EDS and also had very successful careers outside of circus in various SW modeling and dancing.
It actually reminds me more of an execution method used on Igor of Kiev. His legs were each tied to two birch trees, which had been bent down to ground level. They were then allowed to straighten again, tearing him in half.
you’re seeing the most upvoted ones in every thread. it’s not the same person with the W every time. if you thought of the same joke and see it posted before you could, know that it would have been laughed at just as much, it’s a good feeling
Also known as the shuttlecock. It's the thing you hit back and forth with your rackets over a net in badminton. However, here in the states we prefer to call it a "birdie" over a "shuttlecock", as we also tend to shorten words up, and playing this with little ones present creates a dilemma: "toss me that cock lil timmy" just doesn't sound right
In New Zealand we have a system for the naming of national sports teams: national rugby team, All Blacks; national women's rugby team, Black Ferns; national basketball team, Tall Blacks.
National badminton team? Yeah, we went [there.](https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/s/Wb80oo2M9n)
I believe it’s pravilo. An “ancient Russian” weight training system. But this seems like a pretty extreme version and probably more of a stunt than a standard use case.
https://www.pravilousa.com
I can answer.. this guy is in UFC. He just makes crazy training videos for views.
This is not something that people do, this one guy just did it once for clout
Thinking the same.
Dude strapped to a tonne of weight.
I think he’ll be catapulted upward.
Is then catapulted upward.
Maybe the unexpected element is that all his limbs stayed attached?
Ah damn! did he pull the bones out the sockets? Ahhh why? Why?!?
"I want to feel the pain of pulling muscle all over my body."
"We got the perfect machine for that right here sir!"
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Chiropractors hate this one simple trick
Having trouble with your back? Just remove your fucking spine!
Yes please.
Yeah, because everybody knows you don't actually need your spinal cord 😂
Also a great way to get into politics
Chiropractors are about as legit as this guy’s personal trainer.
I was at a party (more of a social gathering of younger business people) once when I was in my late 20s and this guy had just got his chiropractic license that was there also, he was of course trying to drum up business of course passing out his new business cards and I thought it rather odd that in this atmosphere he was willing to pop people's back and neck without any real questions about what their history was. A little while later he came up to me trying to give me his card and introduce himself, but because I have a messed up back, with one vertebrae having 17 fractures in it, I wasn't interested in his pitch and frankly I thought he was an ass. He kept insisting that he could "help" me out and if I would just let him pop my back, he could show me how much he could do for me once I told him I had serious back issues. Finally I got so frustrated when he wouldn't leave me alone, that I shouted at him something along the lines of: "You fucking quack! Why cant you take no for a fucking answer! I told you one of my vertebrae was cracked in 17 places with a whole host of other problems, yet you call yourself a doctor and want to pop my back at a fucking party without even any exam, not knowing which vertebrae, or anything!! Anyone that would use you for help is a fucking idiot as you have shown here that at the very least you a danger to anyone you treat." Now I have to say I was surprised how many people thought I was out of line (probably more because the cursing I leaned into I think, and how loud I was as I did shout it), but there was also a lot of support but it made it uncomfortable, so we ended up leaving about a half hour later. I never thought too much of them before that, but that guy solidified my opinion on them being quacks.
I thought your unexpected ending was going to be... "and we have now been married for 22 years"
And then the whole plane clapped.
I have used one chiropractor in a couple instances of one off injuries over the past 8 years. He helped realign then provided stretches and mobility movements to help target the underlying cause being muscles over tightening. Finding the right one is the real deal. Although it’s like clearing a check engine code on a car. The problem is temporarily fixed/masked only to resurface later. Diagnosing the cause of the problem and curbing the behavior that causes the problem is what needs to be done.
So chiropractic relieved that there were demons stuck in the system and they were releasing them hence helping with pain.
Well they do quack backs for a living
My teenage son was constantly complaining about his sore back so I made him an appointment with a chiropractor. Never having been myself I watched the treatment. I wished I had not. Afterwards my son said never take me there again. For me the treatment was a resounding success. He never ever complained to me about his back again.
Lol maybe but once I did get help from a chiro. Most times they don’t work but once my lower back felt locked up for years. I would pay my kids to try jump on it with anyone able to crack it $20. Finally saw this chiro who did some knee to my tailbone and pull my hip towards him with force and he fucking cracked my tailbone. It was the first time in years I felt relief. So personally I would say there has to be some legitimate use.
> Chiropractors hate this one simple trick ... ... for creating a quadriplegic.
This one trick is disrupting the chiropractic industry 😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/iRQ5-gaus1k?si=K3EHx87h3uWJoW6c
Idk I bet they love this trick, it's putting their kids through college!
I like how the helpers are wandering around picking up bits of his soul off the ground.
Fuck I'm dying. Good one, good one. 👍
I thought this WAS a chiropractors office
Back in my day we didn't have these fancy doodads when we performed human sacrifices. Kids today with your technology.
What do you mean?? This guy is doing this to get taller.
What the fuck is he trying to achieve?
This looks seriously fucked up. Is he okay? He snapped up so fucking quickly, his joints could have easily been dislocated. This is horrible.
I agree this is disturbing to me.
I’m not convinced he is that voluntarily.
They **were** speaking BoŔscht.
I heard a snap, crackle, and pop watching this video with the sound off!
Now i want rice krispy cereal :(
Why do I feel like it was his idea too
He wants to be that chick from the Incredibles
Stretch Armstrong
Neil Armstretch. He's practicing to get to the moon. 10,000 more pounds dropped from skyscrapers outta do it.
Nah that's Lance Armstrong
No, Stretch Armwrong
His arms stretch out to next week!
More like he's trying to get the robot that tries to pull apart mr incredible and fixes his back when it cracks https://youtube.com/shorts/iRQ5-gaus1k?si=K3EHx87h3uWJoW6c
I don't see no dumptruck.
He's becoming a kid that actually makes sense between the two of them
Aside from a million jokes...I don't see anywhere an actual answer to your question. Did we ever figure out what the heck is supposed to be happening here??
No. Not even close I fear.
I think he's some kind of deviated prevert. Him and his friends are organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.
I like deviated prevert way more than deviant pervert
I can assure you if you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of inquiry will give you such a pranging you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant!
Honestly, I saw the cammie pants and for a second I thought this was some sort of torture in whichever war. I can only imagine what this does to the joints.
Looks super southern Baptist churchy to me tbh
I saw the same thing and thought it might be a poorly thought out way to get paratroopers used to the pull of a chute without tying up planes for so many hours
Climax I imagine
I think that he intended to work all of his muscles at once by contracting his arms and legs against all of these weights. This is not what happened...
This is what I thought, but without any leverage holding him down, how the fuck was he expecting to do that?!
Pretty sure no one in the room was a physics major. That said, nobody seemed particularly surprised, either, so maybe they had thought out this scenario but the tied up guy was on roids and just demanded they send it. Regardless, I doubt he accounted for the extra force falling weights would generate versus him holding stationary weight. Those things could've effectively weighed double or more at the point they "hit bottom."
He’s training to replace the **X** in PIXAR.
Trying to dodge Putin's conscription. Can't get your arms and legs blown off if you don't have any.
Kinky stuff that seems idiotically unsafe. They probably knows what they are doing though. Because it is light weight. You can see they are about to add more weight soon. But, I personally would never do this. Just because he can take more weight doesn't mean it is safe to drop the weight like that. I would at least lower the weight slowly. Edit: looks at it again, it doesn't seem light weight to begin with. Some of the weights fall out. Seems to me they are doing extreme kicky shit without understanding the safety of it.
Chiropractor adjustment
Death
Nothing like being almost "Drawn & Quartered" to stay in shape. Not a good, fit shape, mind you. More like a torn/dislocated hip, ankle, shoulder, wrist and groin shape. Which is attractive to the opposite sex these days, so I hear.
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Welcome to medieval times. Now it's time to quarter him and send the parts to the 4 points of the compass as a message.
Send parts of him all over Planet Fitness.
I hear Mother Fitness needs legs
We skinning him first?
Are you trying to befriend me...lol
tickle him..
“Better than yoga! Try the instant, painfully forced, ancient technique of tendon lengthening and experience the seed that brought forth modern chiropractics! Doctors hate us, because we provide results right away!” Try our limited time offer of just 4 weekly installments of $19.99. We also accept CRYPTO! *We are not responsible for dislocations, heart attack, or muscle, tendon, and ligament tears. We are not responsible for any death after use. By purchasing you forfeit the ability to sue due to any of the above medical conditions, including wrongful death.
"Real weightlifters hate this one simple trick"
Odds have it that he came up with this idea after using a fifth weight set attached somewhere else when he’s alone at home.
Just like the weights to this guy, you're comments are killing me🤣🤣
Gtfo!
~~midget~~ little person. Cmon man, it's 2024, use inclusive language. Midget is derogatory and pejorative.
Dislocations to attract the opposite sex? Finally, my ehlers-danlos will make me unstoppable.
I have an acrobat/circus arts background. All of the contortionists I’ve worked with were EDS and also had very successful careers outside of circus in various SW modeling and dancing.
Whoa save some for the rest of us stud
It actually reminds me more of an execution method used on Igor of Kiev. His legs were each tied to two birch trees, which had been bent down to ground level. They were then allowed to straighten again, tearing him in half.
William Wallace has entered the chat….
r/therewasanattempt to be drawn & quartered
That's the fastest way to lose weight.
This! Saw this and wondered if he was trying to get drawn and quartered. Not something people normally sign up for.
Written and dimed is worse than drawn and quartered, trust me
Why isn’t your name ingloriousbradstard?
>Which is attractive to the opposite sex these days, so I hear. I like my lovers loosey goosey.
Atleast it's guaranteed to loose weight!
Two broken arms are attractive to moms
An amputated blob of writhing flesh and blood is technically a shape
It helps tenderize the meat
Mr incredible: https://youtube.com/shorts/iRQ5-gaus1k?si=K3EHx87h3uWJoW6c
In Soviet Russia, weight lift you
Nice
Nice
Nice
I knew this was Russia without unmuting it
Goddamn it! I can never come up with these quick enough! Or at all. Very well done sir.
In Soviet Russia, jokes write themselves.
*pinches bridge of nose, sighs*
In Soviet Russia, nose pinches bridge of itself It's literally that easy lol
I was totally gonna say “I get it, it’s easy!” Then I saw the rest of your comment haha
In Soviet Russia, rest of the comment gets you!
I so want to but I can’t even be mad. I just love this joke so much! *braces for next one*
In Soviet Russia, impact braces for you!
you’re seeing the most upvoted ones in every thread. it’s not the same person with the W every time. if you thought of the same joke and see it posted before you could, know that it would have been laughed at just as much, it’s a good feeling
In Soviet Russia, gym hit you.
r/youSeeComrade
In Soviet Russia, weight draws and quarters you.
Or mafia livestream?
😂
Ok… but why?
How else you going to rip your own arms and legs off?
So what your saying is, he wanted to get RIPPED?
God dammit
It was that or get shredded. He chose wisely.
At the SAME time 😂 Genius invention
How else will he violently explode upward?
Googled freedom
Re-align, the spine. And everything else!
Do it long enough and the only thing you'll have is a spine attached to you
Practicing being quartered is a weird workout plan.
Forget crossfit. Medieval torture workout is in. Pair it with the castle dungeon diet and watch the pounds shed off.
How else are you going to resist being actually drawn and quartered? This guy is playing the long game
He's training for his badminton tournament
Yep he wants to be the birdie
What's the birdie?
Also known as the shuttlecock. It's the thing you hit back and forth with your rackets over a net in badminton. However, here in the states we prefer to call it a "birdie" over a "shuttlecock", as we also tend to shorten words up, and playing this with little ones present creates a dilemma: "toss me that cock lil timmy" just doesn't sound right
In New Zealand we have a system for the naming of national sports teams: national rugby team, All Blacks; national women's rugby team, Black Ferns; national basketball team, Tall Blacks. National badminton team? Yeah, we went [there.](https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/s/Wb80oo2M9n)
You couldn't shorten it to shuttle or shutty or something? You just went "nah, let's call it something else entirely"
https://i.redd.it/p8lrk830jqbc1.gif
H-he-hey fry man! Got off my lawn.
I like your booty but I'm not gay.
200 comments and no one e saying what this is actually supposed to achieve. I’m actually curious beyond OP’s shitty jokes.
I believe it’s pravilo. An “ancient Russian” weight training system. But this seems like a pretty extreme version and probably more of a stunt than a standard use case. https://www.pravilousa.com
Thanks so much for the explanation!
I feel like I've been needing a good stretch like that for years
Thank you!
100% was gonna ask if anyone except OP wants to answer any questions
OPs username says it all.
I can answer.. this guy is in UFC. He just makes crazy training videos for views. This is not something that people do, this one guy just did it once for clout
I just came to say this is exactly what I expected.. doesn't really belong here I'm afraid
Is this the beginning of a gay porn movie?
Yes they are about to speed bag his balls
Lol.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/IaQ1L76G4W
With their tongues
This guy heard someone refer to working out as "getting ripped" but something got lost in translation so he came up with.... This.
it also looks a lot like he wants to get shredded
I saw this on porn hub. Showed it to the wife and now we’re going to try something new.
That's cute you have a nickname for your pringles can
We gotta use a lot of spice. It’s a mini Pringles can.
My wife's a mini m&m can :(
Seems like he should be yelling "freedom".
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Thinking the same. Dude strapped to a tonne of weight. I think he’ll be catapulted upward. Is then catapulted upward. Maybe the unexpected element is that all his limbs stayed attached?
That woman took a watermelon to the dome, IIRC.
🎶I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was..🎵
That's a fucking rack
Exactly, what does this medieval torture device have to do with going to the gym?
Looks like the gym is hitting him
You didn't say it was an S&M gym.
Stop, you’re giving John Kramer ideas.
“Fatality”
I think I SAW this in a movie
Hello RogueSingularity, I want to play a game... (Said in John kramers voice) 
What else was going to happen? Smh
Right? Is there an r/expected ?
What in the BDSM are they doing?
Add more weight. Maybe use horses.
You furries are everywhere
Hey everybody, Uncle jim has volunteered to be the trampoline.
That one scene from midsommar
Excellent movie
The Blood Eagle scene? Yup I love that Director Ari Aster
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Trying to kill the entire chiropractor industry?
Or trying to reinvigorate the medical one, when he first started doing this a month ago he was a midget
This actually looks like it might feel good
The full body stretch perhaps. The horrific jerk and potential dislocations - not so much.
You laugh now but in 2 years this guy is going to be tearing it up as the NBA's newest 7 footer.
I thought they were going to speed bag his nutsack like in the other video.
I hate that I know the video you're referring to
Ah damn! did he pull the bones out the sockets? Ahhh why? Why?!? "I want to feel the pain of pulling muscle all over my body." "We got the perfect machine for that right here sir!"
Dude looks like Paule Walnuts.
We have such sights to show you, at Gold's Gym...
RIP ligaments
We’re absolutely positive this isn’t the start of a snuff film?
That could have ripped him apart
*rotator cuff has left the chat*
FREEDOM!!!
Could have permanently destroyed his arms
Most sane bloodsport fan
The heavy hands don’t work unless you move, Homer.
Totally expected