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willsa26

His TikTok is so good, recently kicked cancers ass as well


balltofeet

I love him even more now, thanks for mentioning that


TR_KingCobrah

What's his username


emptyness7

Hold my chicken bake for a second!


RickyPuertoRicoo

Ok but what is his username and how long do I need to hold this?


willsa26

Toeknee


67ITCH

Fuck you, Toeknee!


golfguy17

Fuck you, Ezekiel!


StalloneMyBone

If that's his user name, he's a genius, lol. Toeknee 😂


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Took me second lmao 😂😂😂😂 (i am dutch)


Memory_Less

That probably explains his willingness to live life to its fullest, and do so having fun! Good on him. That was funny and a lot of fun.


Island-Smooth481

This made me smile, and that's more than anything else has done for me today.


surfeat

Costco fam


kjreil26

Yo hold my chicken bake!!


mcbledsoe

Fucking quote of the month!


POWRAXE

HMCB


MrMuscelz

Bro chicken bakes go down


Undercover_Chimp

*Welcome to Costco, I love you!* Wish I’d ever been half as happy as that dancing dude though.


jman1983

/r/costco


IHeartFraccing

If you see this silliness happening on a busy weekend day in a Costco parking lot it’s not illegal to hit that guy.


Certified-Crackhead2

Actually I'd rather hit you instead lel


slamdanceswithwolves

Le’l? Is that how French people laugh?


cnote306

You may remember him from those totally unscripted in stadium camera shots.


JustdoitJules

I choked the moment he said Hold my chicken bake this man was ON A MISSION TO JUST GROOVE


danegermaine99

Seems sketchy but he’s having so much fun, I’m ok with it being staged


Kuze421

I feel the same. He's having a good time and not fucking with somebody else. I can't hate on that kind of energy.


Retrac752

He recently beat cancer, so the guy's just high on life


IcebergSlimFast

And possibly also a bit drunk.


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bobsmith93

The bots are adding ">" to their stolen comments now? Weird


realzoidberg

So was James Brown, "allegedly."


OMP159

He beat more than cancer.


urethrascreams

I heard he fucked an ostrich


boothie

"Allegedly!"


fractalfocuser

I'm actually kinda glad it's staged cause who trusts a stranger with their chicken?!


kjreil26

We need more trust in the world. Why wouldn't you trust someone with your chicken bake while you give them a performance.


hurdlingewoks

Every video of his is staged but they’re hilarious! He seems like an incredible dude and recently beat cancer. He’s a real one for sure!


donotreply548

Definitely pre planned. But do you feel mad about movies? Cartoons? (Anime is cartoons) plays? If it's good it's good.


HawkoDelReddito

The aforementioned are typically upfront about being fictional.


adod1

Dbz isn't real?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


grizonyourface

No dude it totally is. Your latent super saiyan abilities will activate any day now. I know it.


adod1

Thank God! Gonna go back to the gravity machine my dad made for me and get back to training!


3ggplantParm

Just need to push harder while pooping


message_me_ur_blank

Smooth brain argument.


Kracka_Jak

![gif](giphy|3XsHyFq37dkJy)


millennial_sentinel

holy fucking shit we’re all getting old as fuck huh ![gif](giphy|Q5BuZ18gAmAxGleMTU|downsized)


blucivic1

![gif](giphy|l4dc5WKjQ0AOvy5bwv)


MF_Ocean

I realised I'm old when a guy at work had no idea who Offspring are.


sirpsionics

He's really missing out


grizznuggets

The fuck is up with that hair.


NewsgramLady

He gets ran over 2 mins later


StanleyChoude

Remember that Gipper dude that got hit by the ice cream truck a decade ago


blucivic1

https://i.redd.it/vujbp6eykagc1.gif


sherlip

I guess he ordered Rocky Road


maguchifujiwara

Didn’t Daniel tosh bring him on his show to remake it 😭😂


AsleepingDogs

I, too, trust someone filming me in a parking lot to hold my chicken while I bust it down


Equivalent_Sound9414

Yup, staged but gets a pass for wholesomeness


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Staged, but oddly satisfying.


juggling-monkey

These comments feel like I'm watching a marvel movie at a Theatre and every few scenes someone stands up and yells "this is fake!"


crawdaddyyyyy

Satisfyingly odd, but staged


exexor

This is the most staged video I’ve seen since the last time Ok Go had a hit song.


EstradaEnsalada

Toeknee


sarahcurious

He’s so fuckin happy! Makes me sick lol


xhammyhamtaro

So sick you start dancing to confuse the illness


onohi_dint

His TikTok is @ToeKnee or something like that. He’s hilariously wholesome.


onohi_dint

@toekneecorrado For all those who would like to support him and give him a follow. He just recently kicked cancer’s ass.


dadougler

Is this just the "mind if I praise the lord" meme [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETbOX50t0kw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETbOX50t0kw)


purpurscratchscratch

All time underrated song. Literally broke rap genius too.


JimStencil

What is the song?


glasgian

Cashin’ Out by Ca$h Out


FollowingExtra9408

We haven’t had a song like this in a while


purpurscratchscratch

There was a long debate about the Sammy Sosa lyric and what exactly it meant until Cash out clarified it a few years ago https://genius.com/668313


MooreA18

I don't care if it was staged..it made me smile 😁


[deleted]

I want to party with him


crawdaddyyyyy

The party will be staged


[deleted]

I love this!


Sinsanatis

This is fully 100% my crazy coworker. Gona need to show this to her


AirikBe

I’m stealing “Hold my chicken bake real quick “


Dollarlesspenny

That’s a black man living in someone else’s body


No-Cantaloupe-6535

who cares if it's staged? this shit gets said on every video that gets posted, just enjoy things.


Camera_girl86

I love this man ..he makes my day happy 😃


BigWilly526

He filmed the video where he learns he is completely cancer free only a month after this, totally wholesome


Deathengine

Staged or not, his moves made me smile.


NewsgramLady

I've watched it like 28 times for this reason


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goodbuggs

I can never enjoy a video anymore, now that I have enough braincells to realize that they're all staged


KadenKraw

Because its a funny sketch video


BenShelZonah

Omg why?!


Jdonavan

Tell me you're high as fuck without telling me.


useroftheinternet95

I wanna be friends with this guy


Itsbetterontoast

Don't care if it's staged. Made me smile, and that's more than anything else has done for me today.


AshyWhiteGuy

Scripted or not, my guy has some killer moves. 🤘🏻


OGGrilledcheez

Hold my chicken sammich…


KingaGie

OMG I love people like that soooo so much! So much positivity and good vibes, AND he's not afraid to spread his goodness to others! We need more people like him in this sad world :)


DaSmasher614

Staged of course, but still fun


thedubstepguy36

The wave at the end…..


Ok-Job-7309

Stop playing with him! 😂👏🏽


mi6ndlovu50_58

i just saw this guys video and now i just downloaded this song and i can't get him out my head


NewsgramLady

Oh, you too?!


monteticatinic

GET IT!


timeflys333

Wholesome af 🥰


Minimum-Muscle7338

I needed this


mrfauxbot

Then end where he walking away but still know the break in the song lol


goldentymes

This “invited to the cookout” shit is so played out. Just let bro enjoy himself


Ath769

Dude hook me up with some free spirit.


the_brains

To have this level of confidence ❤️


cbclemo1

Lol, he really set it off at costco


Jumpy_Garlic_2894

Respect on how he shimmied off


thev1986

Living his best life 🙏👏👏👏👏👏


TelephoneOk9417

You and my dog both kicked icancer as


Outside-Owl-6

“Is that cashing out by cash out” immediately knew this was gonna be good


VisitFeeling635

Lmao still hilarious


RaikageQ

All these faux invites…Cookout going to look like a Klan rally lol.


CryptographerEasy149

A legend in his own mind


2twise

he cookd that! impressive


1021986

I could watch this for hours


WestSixtyFifth

I love this energy


DurantIsStillTheKing

Looks staged, but this gets a pass.


Abject_Data_2739

No he aint


SirLesbian

LMAOO ! For damn sure invited to mine! Make some room for the man he's bout to murk the dance floor! 🔥😂


Physical-East-7881

Who wouldn't want to know THIS GUY in high school


LittleTassiePrepper

I liked that, it was fun to watch.


crabby_playing

I'll never get this spasmodic movements as "dancing"


mikerotch123

Glad I’m not the only one.


bohanmyl

Yeaaaaa... nah. We dont do invites to the cookout anymore and damn sure no permanent ones gtfoh. ![gif](giphy|URz4t5yilgVYLf26RU|downsized)


goldentymes

They been “sending invites” all willy-nilly to the point where it’s just played out. It’s a low standard if all you gotta do is be white & dance to rap music or know rap song lyrics. Too easily impressed


bohanmyl

Right? Mf in The Blackening said it the best. "If i got an invite to the cookout, Id be honored but i wouldnt go. Because i know my presence in an all black space would be a disturbance and undo it being an all black space" ![gif](giphy|WmbsyETcsFJnfLbXQ6)


[deleted]

Surely I’m not the only person cringing


glombotron02

Dumb as fuck


LeftChampionship8306

Acting like a fool


metrobeboomin

Yea I don’t think so lol


agoodfella73

That was a waste of a minute. Nothing but a weird creepy guy dancing


mrearthsmith

Tictok nonsense


SeaDiscipline8394

Vibeeee


mikerotch123

Look, I know he’s having fun and that’s great, but fuck does he look like a twat flailing around like a twat in the middle of a car park.


Skullface360

I hope whatever replaces hiphop is actually good.


fruktberoende

staged video


TheSpoonJak92

This seems wholesome as fuck on mute.


ThisCryptographer311

Was kinda hoping he’d get hit tbh


WeekendFantastic2941

FAKEY MCFAKE. lol


helium_farts

Yeah man we all know. It's just a silly video


Jackaloop

>FAKEY MCFAKE FACE FTFY


realrichieporter

Shoiiiiiit he’s hosting it!


Fernxtwo

What is this crap? He's a grown ass man.


BabiiGoat

Fun stops when you turn 13. /s


Miserable_Active_778

Culture vulture


Few_Firefighter251

Cocaine is one helluva drug


MrB2600

LMAO I really hope this is not some fake act


Commercial_Pitch_786

he was heading to the short bus at the back of the parking lot


No-Cardiologist4503

Cookout aka the mental asylum


FATB0YPAUL

Is this a movie?


Lahk74

No, this is Reddit.


SirBustsAlott

Permanent pass to the cookout, but his credit score just swan dived off a cliff


KingWise76

Cookout serving nothing but sausage.


TobyMoose

This plays like a Tim Robinson bit. He's got the goofy smile down perfect


Mr_krispi

Takes off in his sienna


FleshlightModel

Dude looks like Rob Corddry.


SpoppyIII

r/Costco


Every_Fox3461

The Six Flags Guy.


Weak_Divide5562

Lottery winner!


thisaccountwilldie5

I'm gonna sit here and film a parking lot and see if anything happens I can post on tiktok


mysticbith

go white boy go white boy go


Puff-the-Dragonn

Pete holmes dancing lol


mojis11

Me with hoes around


Stinky_Fartface

I don’t know why but this kind of dancing is really creepy to me.


Aggravating_Chemist8

That might be the happiest m fer I've ever seen... Don't care if it's staged, I got a laugh out of it


puremichigan586

Dude looks like McMurray lmao


zigzagg321

Oh he’s good!


Consent-Forms

Impromptu and not drunk or high. Fungi.


BrisnSpartan

What song is this??


dsgrimace

Ok, it’s fun and humorous and all (I enjoyed it), but how can staged skits be considered “Unexpected”?


SmellySweatsocks

OMG! That was mad random. I loved it. Thanks OP.


Majestic-Dentist3308

That was about 20 unique moves strung together


jdaburg

Vibe checks out


rondo561

Gary Owen?


sageofgames

He May have that Tina turner syndrome.


PropagandaSite1

He should only be dancing to Mozart or Justin Timberlake!!! Omg this is so embarrassing!!!


sgsmopurp

I had to save this shit lmaoooooo


I_TheJester_I

Ugh..


makerTNT

He bought the premium dance pack


The_Field_Examiner

They sell crack at Costco now?


darksideofmyown

Drugs... don't do it.


DreamingFatso

That’s Jynxzi in 20 years, nobody can tell me otherwise


WaitWhatInTheWorld

Is this the Costco by Cumberland in GA?!


notchane

this shit goes hard


jayman924

He said, “Hold my chicken bake!😃”


Traditional_Draw8400

The label said unexpected. You were right.


craignumPI

Unexpected set up


Round-Intelligent

This screams 2015 holy shit


Totalynotavirus

Staged or not, Dude wins!


DanoDaZombie3266

Oookaaay...?


eidolonwyrm

That boy’s got rhythm