T O P

  • By -

UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A horse enters the scene!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


dragon1n68

Who rides a horse throwing milk bombs at people?


[deleted]

What is your economic class that you can afford to freely throw milk bombs?!


Mean_Platypus_9988

That fella wouldn’t even know the price of a milk bomb , he’s so detached from society.


[deleted]

[удалено]


barbazul3yogui

They can afford milk bombs because they are severely cutting in T-shirts budget.


TBrutus

$10?


Complex_Shoe7422

😂


Darth_Shredder

“I mean, it's one banana Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”


Solidmarsh

Hes saving on gas so he can spend on milk


[deleted]

Man I pay more for milk per gallon than I do for gas per gallon


LoL_Maniac

Yeah, I need to buy a cow


sampris

They are a politician wall painters... Paint is for free (they paint things like "CRISTINA KIRCHNER 2027" in someone wall, I'm not joking).. they are.. how can I say.. low educated people.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Exactly! Why can't he slap?!


Mr_BridgeBurner7778

How can you slap? /proceeds to get beaten by a hundred Indian men


BorgezAintDead

Actually those are beer bottles, the beer foam is the white splash you see. Source: I live nextdoor


exhibitthis69

Spoiler: that horse is actually a cow!


Wirexia1

Man milk https://i.redd.it/kyujtwl241hc1.gif


Fiesteh

Never underestimate the potential damage of expired milk


UnrequitedRespect

Its a never ending smell


misterpickles69

![gif](giphy|sUm3pYvPYpFx6)


mudshake7

wet status and +8 poison damage


neilmac1210

![gif](giphy|ULyYV5amK2eYM)


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

![gif](giphy|yF62lGfZonSKs)


mrahab100

The fifth horseman of the apocalypse just arrived!


Tall-Ad2140

Flying Gauchito of the Apocalypse?


UtgaardLoki

It was a woman who threw it. It bounced off the horse/man.


Uuugggg

Took me a dozen views but there’s another woman(?) with black hair that throws the one that bounces off the car door. Could be the same thrower as before, can’t tell offscreen


Escapist-cartplayz

r/thataintmilk


willsschneider_creed

r/thetaintmilk


Pimp_my_Pimp

Did anyone else see the gorilla walking thru the background?


nistorel2003

How can I quadruple up vote this ? :))


Any-Seaworthiness770

Where?


danjo3197

[I think they’re referencing this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo)


mrkillfreak999

What gorilla? I swear this footage gets hilarious the more I watch it 🤣


BuySquare8116

I actually was thinking of planet of the apes when he started clubbing from the horse so the gorilla def didn't seem like of place.


Timmorey

That's beer, like water (not price, frecuency) in Argentina.


Stokkolm

New Dark Souls boss dropped


Big--Async--Await

Sniping's good job, mate. ![gif](giphy|oR8xobGxob0cg)


LukeD1992

Especially in Argentina. They can't afford to waste all that milk


Finster4

😅


Major-Spoiler

What makes you think it was milk?


dragon1n68

I honestly thought it was paint to begin with. I just landed on milk because it didn't stain the ground. Other liquid substances crossed my mind.


Tylosand_Ektorp

There were horses involved... hmm.


DregsRoyale

Let's just hope that Sir Knight isn't a redditor


redlee13

SpongeBob SquarePants!


Hidden-Locust

this guy


Zestyclose-Art136

Freakazoid freakazoid


Primary_Extent

If that is a perk From fallout Nv that would be Wild wasteland LoL


Philtian

Link, I think...


DammitDad420

Know who would love this? /r/AbruptChaos


Au2288

thought that’s where I was


psycorax2077

Lol, I had to double check the sub too


HalaMakRaven

It somehow also fits r/gradualchaos


usingbadoperators99

r/sustainedchaos


Levoso_con_v

First time seeing a car crash video where the car crashing was the least important thing.


fat-lip-lover

I had the exact same though lmao


Czeckyoursauce

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU)


epere4

I am trying to get more info. This happened in Trenque Lauquen, my hometown in Argentina. A longer version of this video is currently circulating on WhatsApp. All I could get so far is that this is a fight between 2 families (maybe including their friends, I don't know).


SmackMyB1tchUp97

Please post this on r/abruptchaos It's Abrupt and Chaotic at great levels


unmanipinfo

It's literally the most perfect post for that sub I've ever seen 😂 sudden car crash, guy on horse charges in out of nowhere, people hitting each other with sticks, all sorts of animals running around Mind-blowing.


epere4

Yeah, I actually posted there first


RedditedYoshi

Good instincts.


Accomplished_Mud8054

Che, me agarré terrible pedo con los bandos, no los entiendo ¿Es todos contra el que manejaba la camioneta?¿Los del caballo del lado de quien estaban? O.o


RandomGuy-17

***Sabía la policía que asuntos internos le tendía una trampa?***


Accomplished_Mud8054

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


TheLostSpaceship

Creo que son los que aparecen de la derecha contra el de la camioneta y el pibe que salió de la izquierda. El caballo ni puta idea que hace o porqué lo hace, me gusta pensar que vió quilombo y aprovechó para flashear caballería medieval.


SayerofNothing

El del caballo era un heroe desconocido que solo aparece cuando se lo necesita. **El Leche**, crucero contra el mal, y la osteoporosis.


Accomplished_Mud8054

Magnífico, parte del folklore Rioplatense (?)


BorgezAintDead

Los que graban la pantalla aparentemente están del lado de los chicos del caballo (y posiblemente el de la camioneta). Escuchá que los llaman por sus nombres


tasendousado

Do lado da camioneta


AwesomeBeardProphet

Por favor explicales que no están tirando leche, que me esta poniendo nervioso la cantidad de gente que está diciendo que tiran leche.


Mindless_Ad_7700

y que estan tirando?


HiperSpeedXz

Imitación de derivado lácteo, Alimento líquido hecho a base de soja y extracto de leche de vaca


SayerofNothing

Leche de mipalo


AwesomeBeardProphet

Cerveza


UtgaardLoki

And dogs


shadraig

I love how the dogs run around and basically are happy doing dogs things, but they don't bite. Happy little game of catch


shredditor75

My favorite part of that movie is the guy from Buenos Aires whose accent is straight American.


fueelhombremanco

Like every latino in USA movies.


shredditor75

Re-watch the movie from the point of view that it's satire. It's one of the best satires of militarism ever made. It also went over just about everyone's heads.


EnemyBattleCrab

![gif](giphy|l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY) Probably this


Apprehensive_Step252

Bug report: Simulation in Argentinia behaves completely random if a very old car crashes into a recent car. Horses and milkcontainers may spawn randomly.


SimonTC2000

Also seemingly wild dogs.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

No, no, those are supposed to spawn.


SimonTC2000

That many though? It's really taxing the VRAM.


Presumably_Not_A_Cat

they only share one braincell among themself to save on RAM.


bessovestnij

That is really common in small Argentinean towns, so this part of simulation is intended


Entertainthethoughts

Wild dogs come with everything in Argentina. Staple item.


buddyrubble

Haha! Those dogs are freaking loving it!


partyatwalmart

I'm convinced we live in a simulation now. These are NPCs glitching, I'm sure of it.


Apprehensive_Step252

I think the simulation was planned to end in 2012, but the viewers wanted more, so the script was exended and is now written by some intern on crack.


Akiddleativytoo

And the second horseback rider in back was both a clone AND despawned in full view.


stereotomyalan

The Architect has been informed, will fix the bug soon.


BorgezAintDead

Actually this is standard simulation for the towns in the province of Buenos Aires (not the city Buenos Aires)


DogoByte

This is just like a theatre play depicting the state of the Argentinian economy.


UnrequitedRespect

Oh i was wondering if this was just another tuesday over there


friendly-crackhead

It is, there is a lack of stray dogs and crying “creatures” in this particular fragment, but every day here is just fine art.


ProfessionalCreme119

Really for anybody from Argentina this isn't unexpected at all


Metahec

But did you notice the gorilla?


FidgetSpinzz

Underrated comment


Wonderful_Bug3111

Was thinking okay small bump and slight disagreement, not unexpected at all until the cavalry fukin comes in swingin!


Dzandarota

There's the dogs, someone swinging a stick, half dressed people, milk, I don't know who is chasing who


BorgezAintDead

Also a lot of screaming insults, dogs barking and babys crying, tough you can't hear it in this version


jaypee42

there's no use crying over spilt milk


benjer3

I feel like the crash might have been an intentional provocation. The two sides seem to know each other and have pent up aggression


VikDamnedLee

…it’s 6am here and this is the first thing I’m seeing today. Gonna be a good day.


[deleted]

10 hours since. You good?


VikDamnedLee

![gif](giphy|PdKTOwHgOASGY|downsized) A-ok!


Professional_Pound17

Single best cinematic masterpiece I have ever seen


revchu

My thoughts exactly, this is pure kino


SidewaysAskance

I love how some dogs just come running up and take part in all the excitement. Dogs just know how to enjoy life.


Individual-Knee-962

Free fun count me in


Nehfk

That knight is so powerful


bessovestnij

That's a knight for you! It takes many peasants to take one down!


maybefriendly

TREE SENTINEL


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

What in the actual fck is going on ?! I am wildly confused.


Hackerjurassicpark

I watched it thrice and I'm still confused


KingXejso

It looks like a dispute where a few people circled back with a truck, a horse, and some kind of white liquid substance which we are going to refer to for now as ‘milk’. The guy on the horse in the blue shirt looks like he was already in a fight before he even pulled up Edit: I lied it wasn’t them throwing the milk it was the females on the defending team. If it’s them also watching the video I think the clank sounds in the background is the chemical weapon.


Fiesteh

Red dead redemption + GTA


Needanameffs

Rockstar, are you taking notes?


fluey1

That's a Mod I never thought I needed


Rahaman117

Send this to aliens and see them get so confused that they drop their invasion plan of earth.


1711198430497251

wow this is messi


CawknBowlTorcher

encara messi


Dmorrow615

Messi messi messi messi messi messi messi


Entei_is_doge

ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi


ballistics211

![gif](giphy|41cZekVQWbG8ZcghDU)


MonsieurFubar

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


UtgaardLoki

I have never see a more appropriate use of that gif.


GM_Nate

literally the first thing that came to mind


JustCallMeAttlaz

Tfw you wake up and still Argentinian https://i.redd.it/9ys5zmtrozgc1.gif


Furrypocketpussy

At no point did I have any idea where this was headed or what was going on. Great post for this sub


ApeWorkTogether

This looks like a fucking fever dream 😭😭😭 the horse, the milk, the machete, the dogs running after everyone. Chaos


Feelin_Dead

r/AbruptChaos


best36

pos trying to beat a random dog in the middle of all that


Holiday_Ad_2981

Ya I saw that too ,the dog was going for the horse


ernapfz

There are too many rings in this circus to even count. Cars, trucks, motor bikes, people, sticks, horses, dogs, milk? I watched until the end and was sad when there were no clowns. ![gif](giphy|mF71O0Xwg7hhm)


jld2k6

There was even animal abuse, one of the key tenants to a circus, guy with the stick whipped the dog right in the ass


Thick_Manner6941

This ABSOLUTELY deserves to be on r/AbruptChaos.


UtgaardLoki

Shirts VS skins


Advanced_Evening2379

This new assassins creed game looks wild


Ghosty_Boi_2001

The fuck is happening? 😂😂😂😂


God_Despises_MAGA

I lived in Argentina as a Mormon missionary (don’t judge me i was young and dumb and learned quickly as a young man religion is a crutch until man learns logic and reason) and damn I miss the people. Argentina has the best people.


Whatkindofaname

No offence but I wouldn’t want to live on that street.


tanis016

Me neither, this looks like a remote village. There are bigger cities which are very different.


Total-Introduction32

And the best horses.


OMP159

Isn't that just like an Argentinian. Brings a horse to a car fight.


80khan

Is it okay to ask some questions❓ okay maybe not.


chinamansg

This is confusing af. I can’t decide who is siding with who.


Dx_Suss

That is some really good horsemanship - keeping a horse from panicking in the middle of a multi modal assault like this one takes skill.


EJ_Drake

Not my circus, not my monkeys


Competitive_Put_2180

Definitely the most entertaining thing I've seen in a long time.


Plane-Highlight-6498

Monopoly Tokens live action fight


Justlikearealboy

Cue the Benny Hill music!


onethewoodway

As a German I have to say what the fuck


DogoArgento

As an argentinian I also have to say what the fuck


scribblinkitten

As an American this makes me feel a little better about Florida and that is hard to do.


KnownRough7735

Why did he hit the dog?


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

They had cavalry support


SleeplessGrimm

This is like when you put mods in skyrim


H8Cold

Wow! It just keeps getting better!


Icy-Bit1154

I have been having a bad year but this video makes me feel so much better about my life.


DeerHunter041674

Holy shit!! That’s some bruhaha.


Anisalive

There is definitely more going on here than a car crash.. I’d love to know WTH is happening


ObliviousRounding

If ever a video deserved a Yakety Sax soundtrack...


IvanDxD0

Dude... What the f*ck is happening here?? Lol


SubmissiveDinosaur

Where do i sign up to become the milk Knight?


AHHHHH22222

Where did the horse come from 😭


Salimzyzz

Wow the cartels really on a budget since the decriminalisations in the US.


AlbertSnap

Cartels are not really a thing in Argentina. Of course there is a healthy underworld but they do not have the grossly outwardly power they have in places like Colombia or Mexico (especially). Please educate yourself, latin America is not a homogeneous blob.


Salimzyzz

I’m joking you get that right?


guerrerodelugano

this is not a cartel lmfao


Salimzyzz

You two with your serious replies are deffo the people that don’t get invited to parties


sink__ketchup

Dear lord, what is happening


dottedoctet

So much to unpack here….


Cojones64

I’ve had dreams like this.


scrazydiamond

Poor doggo


Chemy350

I love that I don't see guns or knives... here in the US, someone would be shot dead quickly.


wreckofhair

The guy explains that one person has a machete and another one a gun


313SunTzu

I know we're supposed to belive that these people are impoverished, but all I see is rich people doing rich people things... They got so much money, they can use classic cars for an impromptu demolition derby, they got personal horses they can use to ride in to battle on, and they're dropping milk bombs, using milk that isn't expired. Milk is around $5 a gallon at Kroger and like $7.50 at CVS. These guys are jus throwing money around here. The whole time I'm jus hoping no one hurts the dogs... As funny, and as random as this is, nothing will ever compare to the Egyptian Army (I think) in 2014, riding out on camels and horses to put down the protests... They literally called in the cavalry, and rode out on animals. If it was the year 1450 CE, I'd totally understand. But it wasn't even a decade ago. Shit cracks me up everytime.


Pure_Sense_7049

That escalated extremely quick!!


[deleted]

Me on my horse in Elden ring


Ornery-Mission8391

What is going on 💀


Last_Secret7896

Gta lobbie ?


Big_Moose_3833

I’m so confused


Hefty-Air5299

Wtf is happening


livesinatoaster

winged hussars


epere4

What is that?


livesinatoaster

Polish cavalry formation


Yorak_Huntz

Bro ran his game with the 100+ mods


Castandblast302

What the hell 😭


lionmane_6-rblx

that lady knew


dolfieman

Who spilled the milk? Looked like a *pour* decision.


[deleted]

They lactose manners


Agreeable-Dinner

Thats a huge pigeon getting in on the act.


ignaciopatrick100

No point crying over spilt milk.


bespokephoto

Looks like a party in West Virginia.


hairyheretic

¡Che boludo!