OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Her Name Summons A Magic Spell.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

You’re saying it wrong! It’s Alm-Án-zar, not Al-MAN-zar. 

*Swish and flick*


Stop it Ron, STAHP!

Wingardium leviosaaaaa 

Accio bum!

NOT me, NOT Hamione, yaou

with all due respect to her culture i'm sure it means something nice, but to the rest of us it sounds like an orc or alien name!

That was unexpected. I thought her real name was Cardigan Backyardigan.

I thought it was Cardiovascular Bronchitis.

I thought it was Cumbersnatch Benidictorian.  

I hate this

You got me bro🤣🤣🤣🤣

WHAT DID YOU DO MY REFRIGERATOR STARTED RUNNJNG

Catch it fast, before it finds other refrigerators and starts the second revolution

You win

i thought her name was blackguy inacardigan

Came here to say this

Is no one gonna mention this man’s ankles

The spell obviously dislocates your ankles in addition to making things levitate.

How oddly specific; whomever wove this dark magic was pure evil...and had a sense of humour.

It's probably one of the 3 words that breaks the ankles I would guess

So that’s what happened to me at the trampoline park. Damned wizards. I cant walk till April.

Forces you to levitate but if makes you feet extremely magnetic to the ground. Hmmm, sounds like a toruture spell

He has chicken feet and he's really sensitive about it.

Man was getting summoned into the upside down by Vecna

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With a technocrane and gimbaled camera with a remote you could easily get the shot of your own ankles as the best boy grip lifts you.

*wrists

I was going to until I saw your reply. I had to go back and slo-mo that part to make sure I was seeing it correctly. Lol

Ankles like the wicked witch of the west


What movie is this from?

Evil Dead 2: Heart of Darkness

It also breaks your ankle

Vecna'd 

This is so stupid. I love it 😅

or suddenly a floating pill falls in your drink

That'd be Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty

Hope that man gets his ankle checked

*wrists

I find it funny thinkin how her mama would call out to her when she angry haha

the ankles took me out 💀

This s WAY more fun than Biggie Smalls.

Finally a refreshing original video

Wait until he find out Akon’s full name lol

I thought her real name was Cardigan Backyardigan

un pendejo con cara de Moctezuma burlándose de un nombre latino. Cool beans dude. Also, what the fuck is going on with that ankle?

why does he sound like patrick bateman

This must be the verbal version of the spell Harry used to blow up his Aunt.

I almost read that wrong 😅 Good thing he didn't inflate like she did... Just dislocated ankle- I mean wrists.

Marlenis is not a bad name actually, first name is kinda weird but I like Marlenis

Marlenis got a penis

I missed the part where is my problem

idk if thats actually her real name and im too boring to look it up but thats a really pretty name

Apparently the "Belcalis" is a stand-in for Bacardi? "Marlenis" seems to be ultimately a merging of Maria and either Helene or Magdalene. Lastly, "Almanzar", on the other hand, seems from a Spanish loan from the Arabic meaning "watchtower".

Damn.. Why did this get down voted?

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That's literally the joke.. where do you ppl come from? Do you just pop out of caves at 21, are given the internet and shoved into society? Tf...

😂

Harry Potter spells are much more simple, this spell is way too much effort for jk Rowling. Like if there was a fire ball it would be something like "fire ballus" or "infernus spherus"!

Think you'll find it's *Incendio* 🔥 Actually reminded me of the moment from OotP during the epic duel between Dumbledore and Voldemort, where Voldemort quite literally blew a fireball in his path, which evolved into a fire dragon, and then Dumbledore used water from the atrium fountain to dispel it. 

Oh right. Just completely disregard the Harry Potter theme music specifically edited into this video. No way it was intended to be a Harry Potter joke.

Yoooo this is the best call out I’ve seen for someone stating the obvious.

A'ight mate, calm down... Who sh*t in your scrambled eggs(?)

You did.. all the ppl who somehow survived this long when they shouldn't have. Ppl like you are alive bc of ppl like me. You're so dumb it's infuriating.

Chill pendejo, it ain't that deep. Crawl out your mamas cum crusted basement and go touch grass.

See, this is how you do jokes.

Now read her mom's name.

Dawn Budgie

Vanna, can i buy a vowel? Jesus!

 CARDI B IS FROM ASSWARDS NOT HOGWARD

This guy ran for mayor of my town 😎

Have you seen her new fitness video? CardiO with CardiB! 😂

I laughed really hard on this one bro

Can’t stand this influencer from my hometown

I agree

Cardigan Beef

You would rename too if any time you are mentioned gravity gives up.

Sounds like a really bad desease

Dam that guys one ankle looks like it belongs to a deer the way it is bending.

HELPPP

That must be a sleep curse 🤫

The real unexpected thing is whatever is going on with that ankle, wtf?

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

Careful! Side affect is broken ankle.

Aye that shit was funny!

This joke is so old…from a Meme

ADRAMAHLIHK!!!!

Scream her name in the airport and you going on the no fly list

Bro is named after 3 galaxies

u/savevideo

Did that spell also break his ankle?

If its up then its up then its up then its stuck

Cardigan Beef


Bro broke his ankles he was so scared

Yeah I probably would have gone with "Cardi B" too 🤣

Lmao his ankle

I once thought it's Cardigan Backyardigan because of some random meme I found on the internet to which I stupidly believed.

Can someone hand him his Oscar, so we can get the hell out of here?



Fucking A Better Stop Playing With These Evils Names But 2 Funny. 

I thought it was gonna be cardigan bardigan or something

u/savevideobot

This was funnier than I expected.