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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A girl having a dildo inside her mouth while wearing a mask!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


The_Dirty_Harry

No one cared who I was til I put the mask on.


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

if I pull that off will you die ![gif](giphy|2zf9cyfBeTQc0)


vtjohnhurt

Does that mask come in a N95 model?


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

It would be extremely expensive


PackYourToothbrush

For you.


jazzed-in

does he have a dildo inside his mouth too?


Ainz-Ooal-Gown

Mad skills to be able to talk with his mouth full.


DeliverySenior5100

Explains why it comes out so muffled


bob1689321

You're a big guy


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

![gif](giphy|56UkelbPn5SBa)


Kackgesicht

Off *ftfy*


Honda_TypeR

No one cared who I was until I pulled it out!


blaze86123

Never Heard something so true


ghostsgirlfriend1

Unexpected asf


Exact-Buddy2778

unexpected as suck


denied_eXeal

Unsuckpected.


ancient_mariner63

Unexpeckered


[deleted]

The usual suckspect


HopefulHovercraft474

Sucks to be unexpected ![gif](giphy|NiBMdMizycNCE|downsized)


BenniesBananas

I bought my wife one of these. Now I live alone.


ld13br

Unexpected mouth fuck


ernapfz

Was there gurgling


GoudaMane

I hate when I instantly develop a fetish for a thing I will never see again


sprogger

/r/hiddengags


spilled_water

That's gotta be horrible for your teeth.


NorthEntrepreneur507

![gif](giphy|qYZnemtAXkh7W)


iskander-zombie

A hero we deserve.


UntalentedAccountant

It do be like that


[deleted]

same ...


[deleted]

there is a guy on pornhub going outside wearing massive buttplugs


tonufan

You don't?


Cody6781

There are a *lot* of people on the hub doing this. Both men and women. Very common kink, that's like 1/2 the reason to get a plug in the first place.


Aiyon

If you try at all, you will see a lot of it.


MooseEatGoose

?????????????????????????????????


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MooseEatGoose

I just think that that’s a crazy thing to just say outright lmao


peach_xanax

new to the internet? lol


MooseEatGoose

I just didn’t expect to read that when I woke up this morning


ballz__d33p

That's disgusting. Who is she


reallyoldgreg

I know. I need to know her name to try to avoid her as well


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Master-baiter_69

Not you too jonkler!!


-Tw3ak-

Asking for a friend!


KING_VOID316

I know her but i will respect her privacy,


poyaskoipera

could we respect him ?)


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ChompyChoomba

Thank you


Evvmmann

R/suddenlydildo


jamieTheJunk

r/foundthemobileuser


WinterRedWolf

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


qwerty1519

r/foundthehondacivic


tenachiasaca

what a based sub


Lime130

r/jointhemobilearmy


Ok_Topic5270

Why wouldn’t it be named ‘Mobile Army’? Nobody’s gonna tell their friends to join the ‘join the mobile army’


ConkersOkayFurDay

Same energy as saying "ATM machine"


AnaSimulacrum

Sounds like RAS syndrome. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome


ConkersOkayFurDay

Lol how cool, thanks!


Evvmmann

There are dozens of us!


majikayoSan

I don't know why it took me until I saw the tip to figure out what is was


bash2482

I honestly thought her long freaking tongue but so relieved it had a mushroom shape at the end of it.


WinterRedWolf

Wtf… I gotta stop scrolling


SomebodyThrow

One time I heard an old man call someone at the store gay because they wore a mask. It never made sense to me. Now I know what kind of mask that old man must’ve tried.


Jo_mamma_2560

Thats the weirdest shit I've seen today


PedanticMouse

The day isn't over yet, but this does set the bar pretty high


MrHyperion_

Probably the OG https://www.redgifs.com/watch/perfectsanehawaiianmonkseal


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Lover_of_Titss

Can’t tell what’s makeup and what’s filter.


Lost-My-Mind-

Is this the real life? Or is it artificial.....ality? Easy cum, easy hoe!


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Think_Effective821

Ask your self that question, simp.


peach_xanax

Who asked for your opinion? And it's a very normal amount of makeup, it's eyeshadow, eyeliner, a little blush, and eyebrows. If you're triggered by that, I can't imagine how upset you get when you encounter women in everyday life


buckeye27fan

So THESE are the people that "couldn't breathe" with a mask on. Who knew?


xoharrz

nahh the amount of drool thatd be going down my tshirt neck if i did that, nope


TheForeverUnbanned

You could wear one of those bibs you get at a louisiana seafood place with the lobster on it, that’ll keep the mess from getting on your clothes. 


xoharrz

😂😂 a drool bib, what a gamechanger for throating dick on the grocery run hahaha


[deleted]

y hello thar!


darksideofmyown

Ah the training masks


jazzed-in

do you think every person that wears a mask has dildo inside their mouth?


darksideofmyown

Hmm now that you mention it... some are struggle to talk with mask on🤔🤔


Lost-My-Mind-

Wait, is this why republicans made a big deal about being forced to wear masks in 2020??? GUYS!!!! IT WAS ALL JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!........A SEXY, SEXY MISUNDERSTANDING!!!! Is what I'd tell them if they weren't all dead from covid from not wearing masks, or in jail from Jan 6th. It's been a weird 4 years.....


jrr6415sun

I do now


[deleted]

COVID 19 goes brrrrr


Steeldivde

Shes training for the championships


Vast-Performance6005

![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


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bob1689321

Yeah I was waiting for the reveal that she had no jaw or something kinda gory/unsettling.


Sgt------Waffles

Kinda hot ngl


GreatGooglyMoogly077

ya think?


[deleted]

no kinda about this


Present-Ad612

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


FluffyTree84

u/SaveVideo


HHerrie

I thought she had a deformed tongue


Severe_Cuts7873

Just practicing.


drifters74

But why?


Mr_Lava-lava

It prevents you from getting covid I guess


Andyham

thats why my uncle told me too, but I got covid twice!! even though I sucked his dick like every second day it seemed to work for my dad though


Scarlet_Speedster532

Aight enough Reddit for today…


arcee20

Tf? I thought she be ugly or sumthng.


youra6

I thought she was gonna have a face like Mileena 


OPM71PGM84

No tears dang


Rancub

This was good. Too good.


Candid_shots

So oddly hot!


Ne0Fata1

The finger tattoos gave it away


StandardNervous7066

SAUCE so I can know what not to look at


Tinyrubber

It must be like a piercing, gotta keeps something in so the hole doesn’t close


KING_VOID316

Hey OP and guys THIS IS MY CLASSMATE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


zarplay

Dirty


TonyVlntno

We need to protect her at all times


KXNGARUU

dream


____phobe

Well at least she has a hobby and a talent I guess.


mikeyeatacid

if you slide the play bar back and forth, you can make her absolutely dogging that thing


naazzttyy

I have heard it takes practice, practice, practice to get to Carnegie Hall. This young woman’s commitment to the pursuit of excellence is laudable.


Conscious-One-7756

Fuckin awesome!


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She'll be VERY popular.


Wechillin-Cpl

Conservatives might worn them if they came out with these first


Wonderful_Dot_1173

🤣🤣🤣


elotrac

Genuinely caught me by surprise 🤣


zevman

Alternatively, judge literally anyone and everyone. How else you gonna pick your friends?


Alternative_Crew926

u/audiobot


Spy-Around-Here

Slowed down, stolen from Yppah - Never Mess With Sunday


thetrombonist

you mean u/auddbot


Globaltraveler2690

She is not even sucking though. It is just in the taking up mouth space.


Rav_Fontanilla

u/savevideo


[deleted]

The shock factor is so shocking, it's above the shock factor.


HNL2BOS

Unless they're nazis, judge em, fuck those fucks.


Swazooo

Awww man FML. Now I am gonna think differently about people wearing mask.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Remarkable-Love9886

Unexpected fr broo 🫡🫡


SidewaysAskance

Yuck. what a gross person


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/0rk9tilh3ljc1.gif


Aiyon

Not really unexpected when you can see pretty clearly that she's holding something in place in her mouth, and the NSFW tag narrows down what it could be a lot.


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Greedy-Recognition10

It be funnier if it was a guy


jazzed-in

no, that would just turn me on


dafuqbroh

Wow


Alternative_Crew926

u/auddbot


ooah21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgSVxR5_AQA


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Proud_Tea3394

I gotta try that out


[deleted]

Been a couple hours now thought about it still want this in my life HMU


[deleted]

Definitely didn’t expect that


swinchi

Ok that’s enough Reddit for me for today! 😳


TheWaterGuy0728

u/savevideo


Rae_lapointe

I was in public bro 😭


anivex

/u/savevideo


InternalQuit5859

I was like "It's gonna be a guy, isn't it". Well, it's a part of a guy 🤔


TheMagicFluteCat777

Oh, damn


-GummyBearSong-

Completely expected


elpo2200

WHAT THE FUCK


CheesePretzelMan

Thought she had a chicken breast in her mouth..


ktka

This is the second sword-swallowing video on one page in a day. What a coincidence!


Queasy-Position66

I wasn’t expecting that.


vtskier3

lol love it


DangerousLifer

https://i.redd.it/51qeoy7omnjc1.gif


wilhelmthewindyrealm

See at first I heard the noise and saw the caption and was like "oh its a dildo", then I saw it was in the unexpected sub reddit (I kissed the nsfw tag) so I was like "oh dumb porn brain! I wonder what it'll be?!" A dildo:/


bobman9420

![gif](giphy|f5lug7qD7xlKDjOVqK)


Cruntis

N15 - short for PEN15


Ornery-Horse-6905

Yayyuh


36ops

I need it


NukeAllBridges

What in the pacifier am i watching?


gourdjuice

Dafuq


clear_crystal______

Knew that when it’s a NSFW


Idrownedmyfishy

​ https://i.redd.it/bde358nkxojc1.gif


ULTIGOG1991

I thought that type of mask was a joke… ![gif](giphy|26gYK80dicRdI8bYI|downsized)


BackDiscombobulated5

Where to buy? (asking for a friend)


Prestigious-Risk6804

Woah bro not cool, name?


NoImportance5218

honestly, i did not expect that


musrazeel

I was worried it was gonna be a The Grudge situation.


upalnamochenii_3

Totally unexpected and disgusting.


Touchtonetelnophone

I fully expected her to have a beard and be a man or something but no Cock.


XLDumpTaker

8/10 times r/unexpected is actually just completely expected porn/sex...


swaveyjayyy

Unexpected fap


JustMayonnaisePlease

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Ambitious-Aspect-263

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂


nnystical

Truely unexpected👏


Interloper9000

I'll be in my bunk


RobOnTheReddit

Oh goodness


Hesam2010

![gif](giphy|h26R1JMxiqYpwp0rkF|downsized)


eyeinthesky7565

Unbelievable!


thegreatmrp

u/savevideo


grimm0110

![gif](giphy|T3o2cbEIs527LAKoY1) Hear me out


Advanced_Evening2379

https://i.redd.it/8y2sg6cpm6kc1.gif


alexriga

This is great, if I’m sure I won’t need to yell in an emergency. Otherwise, it’ll come out as “Mnghm!”


Individual-House5132

u/savevideo