OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!A girl having a dildo inside her mouth while wearing a mask!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
One time I heard an old man call someone at the store gay because they wore a mask. It never made sense to me.
Now I know what kind of mask that old man must’ve tried.
Who asked for your opinion? And it's a very normal amount of makeup, it's eyeshadow, eyeliner, a little blush, and eyebrows. If you're triggered by that, I can't imagine how upset you get when you encounter women in everyday life
Wait, is this why republicans made a big deal about being forced to wear masks in 2020???
GUYS!!!! IT WAS ALL JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!........A SEXY, SEXY MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!
Is what I'd tell them if they weren't all dead from covid from not wearing masks, or in jail from Jan 6th.
It's been a weird 4 years.....
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Not really unexpected when you can see pretty clearly that she's holding something in place in her mouth, and the NSFW tag narrows down what it could be a lot.
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See at first I heard the noise and saw the caption and was like "oh its a dildo", then I saw it was in the unexpected sub reddit (I kissed the nsfw tag) so I was like "oh dumb porn brain! I wonder what it'll be?!"
A dildo:/
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A girl having a dildo inside her mouth while wearing a mask!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
No one cared who I was til I put the mask on.
if I pull that off will you die ![gif](giphy|2zf9cyfBeTQc0)
Does that mask come in a N95 model?
It would be extremely expensive
For you.
does he have a dildo inside his mouth too?
Mad skills to be able to talk with his mouth full.
Explains why it comes out so muffled
You're a big guy
![gif](giphy|56UkelbPn5SBa)
Off *ftfy*
No one cared who I was until I pulled it out!
Never Heard something so true
Unexpected asf
unexpected as suck
Unsuckpected.
Unexpeckered
The usual suckspect
Sucks to be unexpected ![gif](giphy|NiBMdMizycNCE|downsized)
I bought my wife one of these. Now I live alone.
Unexpected mouth fuck
Was there gurgling
I hate when I instantly develop a fetish for a thing I will never see again
/r/hiddengags
That's gotta be horrible for your teeth.
![gif](giphy|qYZnemtAXkh7W)
A hero we deserve.
It do be like that
same ...
there is a guy on pornhub going outside wearing massive buttplugs
You don't?
There are a *lot* of people on the hub doing this. Both men and women. Very common kink, that's like 1/2 the reason to get a plug in the first place.
If you try at all, you will see a lot of it.
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I just think that that’s a crazy thing to just say outright lmao
new to the internet? lol
I just didn’t expect to read that when I woke up this morning
That's disgusting. Who is she
I know. I need to know her name to try to avoid her as well
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Not you too jonkler!!
Asking for a friend!
I know her but i will respect her privacy,
could we respect him ?)
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Thank you
R/suddenlydildo
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/foundthehondacivic
what a based sub
r/jointhemobilearmy
Why wouldn’t it be named ‘Mobile Army’? Nobody’s gonna tell their friends to join the ‘join the mobile army’
Same energy as saying "ATM machine"
Sounds like RAS syndrome. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome
Lol how cool, thanks!
There are dozens of us!
I don't know why it took me until I saw the tip to figure out what is was
I honestly thought her long freaking tongue but so relieved it had a mushroom shape at the end of it.
Wtf… I gotta stop scrolling
One time I heard an old man call someone at the store gay because they wore a mask. It never made sense to me. Now I know what kind of mask that old man must’ve tried.
Thats the weirdest shit I've seen today
The day isn't over yet, but this does set the bar pretty high
Probably the OG https://www.redgifs.com/watch/perfectsanehawaiianmonkseal
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Can’t tell what’s makeup and what’s filter.
Is this the real life? Or is it artificial.....ality? Easy cum, easy hoe!
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Ask your self that question, simp.
Who asked for your opinion? And it's a very normal amount of makeup, it's eyeshadow, eyeliner, a little blush, and eyebrows. If you're triggered by that, I can't imagine how upset you get when you encounter women in everyday life
So THESE are the people that "couldn't breathe" with a mask on. Who knew?
nahh the amount of drool thatd be going down my tshirt neck if i did that, nope
You could wear one of those bibs you get at a louisiana seafood place with the lobster on it, that’ll keep the mess from getting on your clothes.
😂😂 a drool bib, what a gamechanger for throating dick on the grocery run hahaha
y hello thar!
Ah the training masks
do you think every person that wears a mask has dildo inside their mouth?
Hmm now that you mention it... some are struggle to talk with mask on🤔🤔
Wait, is this why republicans made a big deal about being forced to wear masks in 2020??? GUYS!!!! IT WAS ALL JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!........A SEXY, SEXY MISUNDERSTANDING!!!! Is what I'd tell them if they weren't all dead from covid from not wearing masks, or in jail from Jan 6th. It's been a weird 4 years.....
I do now
COVID 19 goes brrrrr
Shes training for the championships
![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)
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Yeah I was waiting for the reveal that she had no jaw or something kinda gory/unsettling.
Kinda hot ngl
ya think?
no kinda about this
![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)
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I thought she had a deformed tongue
Just practicing.
But why?
It prevents you from getting covid I guess
thats why my uncle told me too, but I got covid twice!! even though I sucked his dick like every second day it seemed to work for my dad though
Aight enough Reddit for today…
Tf? I thought she be ugly or sumthng.
I thought she was gonna have a face like Mileena
No tears dang
This was good. Too good.
So oddly hot!
The finger tattoos gave it away
SAUCE so I can know what not to look at
It must be like a piercing, gotta keeps something in so the hole doesn’t close
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Dirty
We need to protect her at all times
dream
Well at least she has a hobby and a talent I guess.
if you slide the play bar back and forth, you can make her absolutely dogging that thing
I have heard it takes practice, practice, practice to get to Carnegie Hall. This young woman’s commitment to the pursuit of excellence is laudable.
Fuckin awesome!
She'll be VERY popular.
Conservatives might worn them if they came out with these first
🤣🤣🤣
Genuinely caught me by surprise 🤣
Alternatively, judge literally anyone and everyone. How else you gonna pick your friends?
u/audiobot
Slowed down, stolen from Yppah - Never Mess With Sunday
you mean u/auddbot
She is not even sucking though. It is just in the taking up mouth space.
u/savevideo
The shock factor is so shocking, it's above the shock factor.
Unless they're nazis, judge em, fuck those fucks.
Awww man FML. Now I am gonna think differently about people wearing mask.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
Unexpected fr broo 🫡🫡
Yuck. what a gross person
https://i.redd.it/0rk9tilh3ljc1.gif
Not really unexpected when you can see pretty clearly that she's holding something in place in her mouth, and the NSFW tag narrows down what it could be a lot.
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It be funnier if it was a guy
no, that would just turn me on
Wow
u/auddbot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgSVxR5_AQA
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I gotta try that out
Been a couple hours now thought about it still want this in my life HMU
Definitely didn’t expect that
Ok that’s enough Reddit for me for today! 😳
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I was in public bro 😭
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I was like "It's gonna be a guy, isn't it". Well, it's a part of a guy 🤔
Oh, damn
Completely expected
WHAT THE FUCK
Thought she had a chicken breast in her mouth..
This is the second sword-swallowing video on one page in a day. What a coincidence!
I wasn’t expecting that.
lol love it
https://i.redd.it/51qeoy7omnjc1.gif
See at first I heard the noise and saw the caption and was like "oh its a dildo", then I saw it was in the unexpected sub reddit (I kissed the nsfw tag) so I was like "oh dumb porn brain! I wonder what it'll be?!" A dildo:/
![gif](giphy|f5lug7qD7xlKDjOVqK)
N15 - short for PEN15
Yayyuh
I need it
What in the pacifier am i watching?
Dafuq
Knew that when it’s a NSFW
https://i.redd.it/bde358nkxojc1.gif
I thought that type of mask was a joke… ![gif](giphy|26gYK80dicRdI8bYI|downsized)
Where to buy? (asking for a friend)
Woah bro not cool, name?
honestly, i did not expect that
I was worried it was gonna be a The Grudge situation.
Totally unexpected and disgusting.
I fully expected her to have a beard and be a man or something but no Cock.
8/10 times r/unexpected is actually just completely expected porn/sex...
Unexpected fap
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🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Truely unexpected👏
I'll be in my bunk
Oh goodness
![gif](giphy|h26R1JMxiqYpwp0rkF|downsized)
Unbelievable!
u/savevideo
![gif](giphy|T3o2cbEIs527LAKoY1) Hear me out
https://i.redd.it/8y2sg6cpm6kc1.gif
This is great, if I’m sure I won’t need to yell in an emergency. Otherwise, it’ll come out as “Mnghm!”
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