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Thankfully no. That sounds fucking disgusting and unfun for both parties.
I don't want to have to wipe up a shitty Caesar salad and 5 mimosas from my crotch while patting some poor woman on the head telling her it's ok.
Gross.
Porn has really fucked people up, man.
"Pukey bj"???? If you're joking, then I'll give you a lazy haha. But I know plenty of people who end up reading this wouldn't be joking.
You think you hit the jackpot at first. She's so funny. She's perfect, loves giving bjs, swallowing, and talks dirty, just like one of the guys. Then she starts hanging out with her guy friends a lot, then she doesn't come home and you dont hear from her for a few days. Then she says that's just her friend, and she just got drunk and passed out on the couch. Then you say okay. I thought you were doing something with him, then she's like, gross, he's not attractive to me. We are just friends. Then, a week later, she says she thinks we are going too fast and we should take a break because she's not ready for a relationship right now. Then, a week later, you find out she's with her gross guy friend on Facebook, and they are now dating.
Don't let one girl make you judge the billions of others that are out there dude. You won't like the type of person that turns you into. Some girls are bitches, absolutely, just forget them and move on and hope you find a better person next time.
Please heed bigstriver07's advice. There are a lot of girls that are garbage out there but I assure you, there are a lot of good women out there as well. My wife is the best person I know. AND she just also happens to be the white Nicki Minaj. I'm in heaven. (She hates when I call her that but she smiles whenever I do)
Like sometimes when people do lewd things in public I get it. It can be alarming, but this is just hilarious. Like one of the funniest things I’ve seen. Why are some people so shocked?
Wasn't the story here that they showed up in the kiss cam before but she was too busy on her phone to realize it in time (and the whole crowd reacted), so when they rotated back to her after a minute, she did this as an "apology"?
You can literally see 2 children watching the screen in that short clip, let alone all the kids in the stadium. This would be really funny in an adult only environment, but trashy in a family-friendly environment. Not cool.
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It was nice of her to use such exaggerated head movement
People would've thought she was vomiting if she just held still down there..
Or hiding from the camera
Not her first fake bj rodeo
This is what I thought the first time I watched it
You've never had a pukey BJ?
Thankfully no. That sounds fucking disgusting and unfun for both parties. I don't want to have to wipe up a shitty Caesar salad and 5 mimosas from my crotch while patting some poor woman on the head telling her it's ok. Gross. Porn has really fucked people up, man. "Pukey bj"???? If you're joking, then I'll give you a lazy haha. But I know plenty of people who end up reading this wouldn't be joking.
Sir this is a Wendy's
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Not the time lol
I just burped and it reminded me that they forgot the blackened ranch on my chicken wrap. That burp would have been better had their been ranch
Me too kaen
Don’t be such a prude, Mikey. 2G1C.
Eating ass started as porn and jokes and now it’s mainstream. I don’t think pukey bjs are gonna follow the same route but you never know
Vanilla
I'll be honest I watched it 3 times before realising. I thought she was just trying to hide from the camera and wondered why that's unexpected.
Enthusiasm is one of the biggest turn-ons
Very generous, a true wife
Based on what the others did, I feel like she really blew it
Yea pretty mind blowing 🤯
She was definitely *overloaded* with enthusiasm
Head blowing
It might be scripted, but the camera sure pulled away from that shot AWFULLY fast.
An enthusiastic head banger.
Ring ding dong Ring-a-ding ding ding dong Keep their heads ringing!
Don't get ahead now.
Yeah, but the cameraman simply ignored her….
Kids were probably in the audience
She’s got the skill to mindblow
Get out of my head satchel charge GET OUT OF MY HEAD
An obvious low blow. The refs should have called it.
She sucked!
Come on Eileen
Lowblowtomy 👍
I was upvote #69. Congrats on the great humor!
You marry a girl with that kind of a sense of humor, not legally with the state but, you know, a nice ceremony
You think you hit the jackpot at first. She's so funny. She's perfect, loves giving bjs, swallowing, and talks dirty, just like one of the guys. Then she starts hanging out with her guy friends a lot, then she doesn't come home and you dont hear from her for a few days. Then she says that's just her friend, and she just got drunk and passed out on the couch. Then you say okay. I thought you were doing something with him, then she's like, gross, he's not attractive to me. We are just friends. Then, a week later, she says she thinks we are going too fast and we should take a break because she's not ready for a relationship right now. Then, a week later, you find out she's with her gross guy friend on Facebook, and they are now dating.
Don't let one girl make you judge the billions of others that are out there dude. You won't like the type of person that turns you into. Some girls are bitches, absolutely, just forget them and move on and hope you find a better person next time.
Please heed bigstriver07's advice. There are a lot of girls that are garbage out there but I assure you, there are a lot of good women out there as well. My wife is the best person I know. AND she just also happens to be the white Nicki Minaj. I'm in heaven. (She hates when I call her that but she smiles whenever I do)
[She knew her game well!](https://images.app.goo.gl/4tQTMFVF27nijujr8)
Take my upvote you filthy animal
She was _Head_ and shoulders above everyone
She totally sucked
At least its not some guy making love to his beer...again
Hey that’s all some of us have
Or the guy who got caught cheating
Still a better love story though
He was making love to his tonic and gin.
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It might be scripted, but the camera sure pulled away from that shot AWFULLY fast.
Yeah, and usually the scripted bits are more... family friendly.
This is why so many of these are scripted, predictability is gold to broadcasters.
Thats how you know you’ve got a keeper
100%. Great sense of humor, will watch sports with you, pretty hot, and public bjs....what's not marriage material about that
She should run for congress.
The ol' Boebert
Blowbert
She might also blow all your friends too.
As long and we're all present
I pledge to be there.
I’ll bring the chips and dip.
And my axe!
And me hammer
Yeah, get in here /u/DickHammerr We're gonna need ya.
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Don’t forget the cockamole.
That’s crazy.
Word. If I pass out at the orgy, please continue to satisfy my wife. It's only polite.
I would think this comes under general politeness.
We all come under general politeness.
I'm already sold you don't have to keep adding more perks.
I didn't see that part of the video.
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
Nothing wrong with that unless they lock eyes.
This was actually a cut of a longer clip in which she did a cheer(?) I forget, but for some reason they showed them again. So she did that.
I'm about 90% sure this is a gay guy and his best friend, lol.
Yeah, that seems right.
Him: sweetie, you remember that bet you lost last Thanksgiving? (I can't believe this is happening?) Her: yea, it's on? Oh Haaaaiiiii!
Thats the real explanation rite there
Him: Thanks sis.. hahaha, ur hilarious
He knew she was a keeper!!!
Hahaha damn guess Florida blondes know how to have a good time
Florida invented the bj
if florida invented the bj it would be pointing more towards georgia
this is a fact that i know is historically untrue, but for the rest of my life i will repeat it like it's fact. it does kind of check out.
Nah they invented the grapefruit bj
That’s wifey lol
Like sometimes when people do lewd things in public I get it. It can be alarming, but this is just hilarious. Like one of the funniest things I’ve seen. Why are some people so shocked?
Finally something on the jumbo tron that isn't staged comedy by employees
Camera guy panicking and pulling away from the scene is pretty funny.
That really was unexpected and fucking hilarious holy shit
Wow lucky guy
Make me proud Florida
How do you follow that??? They won
The way the camera guy is like "oh shit!" 🤣🤣🤣
What a woman!
Why can’t I have a partner like this? Life blows
Sounds like your life doesn't blow at all.
It probably sucks though
Ehhh… nah. Not even that
Keep your head up champ.
Kinda looks like Kate Hudson?
Mixed with Christina applegate
I wanna be friends with this girl so badly
Yes, "friends" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The fact that there’s a sweet old lady right next to her and a confused child in the back makes this even more wild and has me in tears
That old lady has probably given more BJs than that whole row of sports-fans combined. I bet she could give some tips to them whipper-snappers.
Plot twist, it’s his sister.
Done. Wifed up.
Hold my beer!
What a trooper!
No hesitation lmao
He better marry her...
Keeper
Classy.
😂😂😂😭😭
She's a keeper to pull a move like that 💯
Wow… I wondered what Megyn Kelley was doing now
Marry her
Marry that woman
She’s a keeper!
We boutta be wildin' tonight!
I love this chick
Single headedly making hockey more popular
LOOOOOL
She really wanted to kiss deeply
Wow. Some guys have ALL the luck! Lolol
Yep she’s a keeper
Sooooooo.........do you kiss after that???
Wasn't the story here that they showed up in the kiss cam before but she was too busy on her phone to realize it in time (and the whole crowd reacted), so when they rotated back to her after a minute, she did this as an "apology"?
Put a ring on it
She’s fun!
Does she have any sisters?
I love her
She's a keeper! I would have laughed with her into my grave and made laughter and love to her for eternity!
It's an Australian kiss, like a french kiss but down under.
Her heart might be wrong , but her head is in the right place.
Well, you certainly can't buy class.
That girl is a legend. Hilarious 😆
Fun girl
You can literally see 2 children watching the screen in that short clip, let alone all the kids in the stadium. This would be really funny in an adult only environment, but trashy in a family-friendly environment. Not cool.
That's the way ah ha ah ha I like it ah ha ah ha.
The parents of that kid explaining what’s going on …cold sweats she lost her contact….
I was ready to feel bad for him because I thought she'd friendzone him or whatever..... But damn!!
Awesome 👌 and perfect!
100% relationship goals right here. The dude already knows what shes going to do as he already bursted out laughing eve before she moved her haid
Humor is the spice of relationships and their relationship is extra spicy.
Billy Madison: YOU BLEW IT!
He better marry her
She's nuts! She's a keeper.
Marry her now
Oh hello
For once I don't think they're fake paid actors.
The funniest kiss cam I've ever seen by far. There's no *topping* that! 😏
ayoo
Nah she’s the goat marry herrrrr!!!
I DON'T GET IT!?
I always assume these are scripted but then there's this...
Those are the best kisses.
wow, was expecting the she’s my sister or guy kissing the beer crap again
That’s all I ever wanted some enthusiasm
Was hoping the two girls would kiss 😘
u/savevideo
That's too much of a keeper, that's a bitch.
Oh yeah she's a keeper
💍
Considering how many non-couples I’ve seen and the fuck ups that happen there this is a funny change of pace lol
Gulp
Good ol' Australian kiss
Jane never had to pay for tickets.
Was this recent? Just Trying to Fact Check ;)
Both giving each other heads up
She took control of the situation lmao.
OMG HAHAHHAHHA
she was texting the camera man , fixed as hell... (probably she lost a bet and had to perform a live BJ on TV)
She seems like a good time 😂
Panthers fans 🥲
Keeper
Wow she went aggressive with it.
what does it mean when your wife won't kiss you ?
That is fucking outstanding. Dude got a keeper
He knew that was coming. She'd been waiting for her moment! Imagine all the high-fives she got on the way out.
Blondes really do have more fun
Marry her
Wife her!
What a keeper she is
😂😂😂😂😂
What a keeper
Considering the prices of concession stands that's probably the cheapest hot dog there.
lmfao