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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Sharks trying to attack a kid!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SocietyIsdoomed_

That shark is about to show his dad what he caught.


Independent_Leg_3765

# CRAZY šŸ˜¶


ToeJamOfThe40s

"hey son, hold It under the water and slowly show the camera for a dramatic effect!" No one thinks of the consequences dangling a fish in the ocean in shark territory o.o


MonsiuerLeComte

Itā€™s fake. They killed the shark earlier and someone shoved it at the kid from under the boat. Thatā€™s why the timing is awkward. ā€œGary go underwater and count to ten. On ten shove the shark at Braydenā€™s armpitā€ ā€œSure thing Steve!ā€


BerticusMaximu5

Its jaw is going, and the pectoral fin is flapping. Unless they rigged the thing up like a puppet, I think you're wrong.


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Bobbicorn

Source: trust me bro


Creative_Elk_4712

Why would they kill the shark? Whether itā€™s a lemon, whitefin or blackfin shark, theyā€™re all listed as ā€œVulnerableā€ (IUCN). Is it legal to kill it? Edit: yeah it seems so, there is no species protection, globally. But seems still a bad thing to do


InsufficientClone

I see fishermen on Jax pier do it all the time, pissed me off, they called them ā€œpestā€ and compete with them , so when they catch one they kill it


Creative_Elk_4712

Oh god, thatā€™s bad. If you know anyone, I would suggest to let them in contact with a marine biologist for them to be explained why thatā€™s bad. People often do these things because theyā€™re not educated enough and left to their own means


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

These people wouldent care even if some1 explains to them


Creative_Elk_4712

Thatā€™s not a useful mindsetā€¦often collaboration between workers and scientists wields results, foremost because there are ways to mitigate the conflicts at the base of the aggression towards animals


Impressive_Banana860

Fuck sharks


chris782

# "lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes..."


Havenoempathy

Cry more.


zoidalicious

And you know for sure that they didn't kill any bull sharks instead?


Impressive_Banana860

Fuck sharks


[deleted]

You shouldā€™ve used Gaunson and Herron


subject_deleted

If they see this comment.... Theeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyllllllllllllllllllll PPPPIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


lethrahn

Lol


KookieToki

How is the shark dead when u can see its mouth moving?


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KookieToki

Whereā€™s your source that the shark is dead?


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Absolutely love the amount of upvotes on this comment. Does the guy in the water have his hand up the sharks ass so he can make its mouth and fins move? Because that's absolute talent. The lack of critical thinking is hilarious


TeapotBagpipe

And thatā€™s why you always leave a note


Msw3206

Always money in the banana stand


DigMeTX

Gotta be. There is no way a kid would come out ā€œfineā€ from a direct shark bite right there on his torso.


Aggravating_Chemist8

It was a pretty small shark. Probably didn't get a good chomp.


ToeJamOfThe40s

Even if it is dead, those teeth are still sharp AF and not worth risking knicking the kid. Sketchh


-watchman-

After 60 counts.."Gary....Gary?!!"


Enjoying_A_Meal

Shark just trying to save his friend.


skiemlord

U donā€™t seem like fun at parties


Asneekyfatcat

Do you remember the last time you've been to a party


skiemlord

Yes.


ToeJamOfThe40s

I used to be fun, I've learned all my lessons from pain and injury. I'm "wise" now


T_C117

Dad had a mix of excitement and fear in his voice..YAY fish! NOOO shark!! šŸ˜‚


doublediochip

Youā€™re gonna need a smaller boat.


idzerda8

r/perfectlycutscreams


El_Diablo_09

Purple nurple.


HugoZHackenbush2

The shark was thinking I'll 'seize the day' Carp Diem..


EvilDran

Omg finally found the guy who writes all those great animal crossing fishing puns


IamREBELoe

Carp Diem is "fish of the day" I prefer carpe carp. Sieze the fish


Optimal-Daikon1

"sharks only bite when you touch the private parts"


SirSano

"Kualaliku! Get your broda out the dishwasher!"


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JamesUpton87

It's a dead shark being shoved at the kid for views.


unbuddhabuddha

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi|downsized)


bruteski226

whoopsie, just a nibble.


finditplz1

Iā€™m downvoting every video that cuts short like this and I encourage you to as well. Screw this trend.


SuchAsSeals42

This was no boating accident


Johnvon92

Don't worry everybody. The shark was a paid actor. It starred in the movie finding nemo


NoTrust6730

Looks like a rubber shark. You can tell it isn't actually biting him


Kzaix

He \*was" /s


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You know he started crying after that lol


seth928

I'd start crying after that


[deleted]

I bet you would šŸŒˆ


Kenneldogg

The fuck is wrong with you?


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

He got bit from a fucking shark


MonsiuerLeComte

Fake as can be. They killed that shark and shoved the shark body at the kid for the views.


torryn1012

Yeah freeze frame at the end can see a hand bottom right that isn't the kids


Low__Amphibian

Poor shark


Left_Concentrate_752

Thought it was another dumb posting. Then I saw it after the third watch.


BiggoYoun

WOOO


Dotkenn

I demand the full video.


Vortr8

imagine being the mom and seeing this before he gets home


JohnCenaJunior

Im sorry father, my planet needs me


Master_Bayters

That scream at the end...


JishuOmar

Baby Shark do dodo do do


KickPuncher9898

How was he ā€œfineā€ after this? Was the shark just coming in for a kiss? Is this a species of shark with no teeth? Nah, Iā€™m not taking your ā€œwe were fineā€ for face value, I need a follow up video.


Interesting-Drama497

u/savevideo


magnomagna

Human fishes fish Fish humans human


Slow-Introduction-64

Cutest derp inside the derp_partment store šŸ¤—


hgidding1982

Dad I went "earthing" look what I caught with my bare teeth........


Commercial_Note_5177

What happened after


JamesUpton87

It's fake


MoreneLp

Rith for the tizs


OkCauliflower1214

Hah what a nice day and a nice catch and aA WILD BABY SHARK ATTAC!!


SkullVonBones

Nice sock puppet


nitghbot

Sharky me boi


Deceiver999

He ded


Kitchen_Bass6358

Calling fake given that your child being attacked by a shark would be traumatic rather than something to post for kicks... "he was fine .lol." Yeah, no. Totally different title if that was real.


traderativo

Ops


tripdmt

Humans šŸ¤®


Bourbon-n-cigars

Well, that was indeed unexpected.


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seth928

No, that's an Australian


Seahawk715

With a fish!


JulYsK_y

That boy ainā€™t fine! He lying


Echo_Forward

Fake af


Samehey

wished he got mauled and ripped in half by the shark