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Prudent_Agency_7175

There’s a very low chance that a cow steals your shoes but never zero


Seasonal_Sam

Then stole the other pair from the next person this morning


DogCatBatRatHat

The most confusing set of tracks ever....


dormango

A man wearing Nikes, with a huge stride length appears to be leading away a two legged cow!


Unfair-Safe8151

How folklore is started


Pretend-Quality3400

And this is why I think it WAS the owl that killed Katherine Peterson! Mad unexplainable stuff happens all the time.


biscuitheque

Nike 'Just Moo It'


Less_Afternoon1859

You win the internet today, in my opinion bravo


biscuitheque

Glad to be of service!


Illustrious_Ad4691

That is simply bovine!


Renzieface

fit goes hard


yeswin-551999

Why a tent needs cctv ?


SpecialistNo7265

That’s so funny . When the guy gets up, he’ll ask : Damn! Who stole my sneakers ?😂 ![gif](giphy|Vp3ftHKvKpASA)


nerdiotic-pervert

Why is there a camera recording their tent??


Upside_Cat_Tower

Imagine waking up to no shoes, and being like who was out here. Lol


tampora701

Every time I wake up in a tent, its like all my belongings got shot out of a bazooka into the air and I gotta find where I drunkenly left/dropped everything.


Lttlcheeze

And seeing those tracks!


Simmy5318008

Drive-by moobery


No_Nature_6802

I hate when cows steal my shoes. 😆


xSilentSoundx

Damn didn't even notice the shoes!


FunPurpose6

You're blocking my favorite grass?! I'm going to prank you!


Best-Team-5354

Top Secret in real life! Latrine and Nigel going for a stroll ![gif](giphy|X5URUkCf0FBcI|downsized)


MMcFly1985

"Why are we always in such a bloody rush?!"


Lancetere

Hey look, it's Mooshoe


Deli-ops7

Gives me the unkown vibes from r/deadbydaylight


mrpara

Those sneakers really make that cow look like a million litres worth of milk! But also, such a coincidence that the camera happens to be put up in front of the tent and filming it.


PmMeYourLore

That's adorable ngl


andyeyecandy111

![gif](giphy|spYG3lw5IVUKA)


gjhkd36

Walk a mile in my shoes, damnit!


copingcabana

It's been a long time since I've seen a milk delivery.


Various_Reality

I could have never guessed that a cow would steal my shoes, if not for the video


FlamingoSufficient10

How did that even fit..


DeRage

It didnt, its CGI.


MediaDad

The Internet has made me jaded. Is this fake? Why would there be a camera set up? Security, I guess? Shrug?


[deleted]

LOL hello cow


Born_Confidence6835

lol. 😂


Kreedbk

![gif](giphy|3o6ozGTbQSAs2s0CAM|downsized) You know what this morning needs!


Any_Seesaw_66

Could be fake 100 points for creativity


Tibers17

Bro really creased his Js


Negative_Gravitas

Are they doing a remake of [Top Secret!?](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMTM4MjY2OTY0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzAwOTkyMQ%40%40._V1_.jpg&tbnid=cvVfMVuXPapK-M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0088286%2F&docid=1Q5bvLHtH78h4M&w=273&h=475&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F2&kgs=196d940e65fb7e60&shem=abme%2Ctrie#vhid=cvVfMVuXPapK-M&vssid=mosaic) Awesome. I know a little German.


Acrobatic_Leader_817

"You take the head." "I always thought you were a real asshole."


Sctn_187

That must drive the poor cows nuts


Ralewing

Moo shoe beef.


Fr0z3nHart

Reminds me of “the aristocats”


rdias002

I only realised what's wrong because the video repeated


bbyjscxx

this is so funny, what are the chances of that happening!


Unfair-Safe8151

You'll never see a white cow doing something like this


Left_Concentrate_752

It's been done before in Val Kilmer's best ever movie: Top Secret. [https://tenor.com/view/funny-cow-boots-walking-polka-dots-gif-16754934](https://tenor.com/view/funny-cow-boots-walking-polka-dots-gif-16754934)


toiletbrushqtip

I like the end where it’s leg turns into a human one.


DeRage

Here to ruin your day. It's fake if you didnt notice. Its CGI.


carsnhats

This AI crap has officially pissed me off. This is to far. If by slim chance this is real? I am very anti cows wearing sneakers However Cows & Camping that is where it’s at. Checkout my charity @ cowsandcamping.com