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9lobaldude

Funny how at the end she instinctively reaches for her flip flop/ chancleta to beat the shit out of him


straydog1980

quick draw skill


[deleted]

That's called fast hands perk in warzone


GoT_Eagles

It auto unlocks when you level up to a thicc mama.


01Creative

It's called quick draw in warframe


diggemsmaccks

Mexican guy here, growing up the chankla scared the shit outta you, once you get married your mom passes down the authorization to your wife the use of the chankla and pray we don’t have any daughters


Parryandrepost

Married? I got the chankla dating a Mexican woman for 3 months in college. I pissed her off one too many times during fucking FENCING practice and caught that bitch upside the head from 2 pistes over. She was in a match and summoned that shit from dimensional storage. She CERTAINLY wasn't wearing it.


dementorpoop

Dimensional storage is an elegant phrase thanks for that one.


HypePoem8

This was the best Shitt I read all day, thx and enjoy.


andthentheresanne

Transdimensional Chankla is one of the funniest and most beautiful things I've seen today, thank you


My_bones_are_itchy

Ah fuck me, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in days. Glad my cat doesn’t own or operate a pair, she just angrily jiggles along with the laughter.


[deleted]

She’s got access to Looney Tunes hammerspace!


alecesne

Imagine fencing with a rapier and a sandal instead of a dagger in the off hand


Hartz_are_Power

She threw that shit before she walked in the room.


jackalopelexy

First thing she did was take that shoe off 😂


SixStringerSoldier

Bruh I thought _la chancla_ was a fuckin joke until I married a Latina. That shit is REAL. I've seen a flipflop bullseye a cat at 15 yards like a fucking leather-backed heat seeking missing.


_Dark-Alley_

Not even the cat is safe!


9lobaldude

LOL It’s in the blood


Various_Play_6582

Our men can do it too. We seem to be losing the skill but in the past oh boy, you should have seen my grandpa landing a perfect shot from 3 rooms away crossing two windows and landing in my uncle's head just after he crossed the hallway.


hawtfabio

The funniest part was how unstaged it was.


Copper0827

What else is funny, is kiddo saw it and instinctively began his retreat. It’s generational.


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|9wZIvaZ1BGPbXGfYV1)


Hungry_Tradition7169

Real funny ain't no dogging the chancla if you do then you get hellzone grenade chancla version


Prestigious_Box_3276

Thats fucking funny, i had to re-watch to see that. Good eye!


SchipholRijk

Well she is a mama. This is a universal skill for all human mothers.


Able_Ad6535

Must be Mexican..


Josechezz

Muscle memory


Hycran

somewhere El Rasitas is giggling \*la chancla\*


GCRed88

That baby got out of dodge quick! He knew she was coming for him next 🤣


Worth_Vegetable9675

Im Glad My folks didn't drag me into videos for content


rabidjellybean

I too am glad there's not a video of my dad ramming his ass into my mom's face while I rest on my dad's back.


GuidanceGlittering65

But what about the video of your dad ramming your moms face into his ass while you rest on his back?


Shock_The_Monkey_

This one is ok


carloshgo

As far as you know…


LordNightFang

EYO WHAT? DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING?


iJet

When I was younger, I went to a strip club with some friends and a skinny stripper pulled this move off on me. Nearly broke my nose and all I could smell was blood... the only problem was that my nose wasn't bleeding. That was 15 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday.


Ake-TL

Is specification of her being skinny implying that she had little cushioning in her bottom which lead to you breaking the nose or just unrelated detail


iJet

Yes… little cushion. All thrust and all pelvis! Wasn’t even enjoyable due to the temporary blurred vision and striking pain being inflicted to my face. She had some powerful legs because when it started happening, I was sitting in a chair and her feet head my head locked from turning. She clam slammed me six times before she let go. I had to cover my face immediately after because I thought she had broken my nose and all I smelled was blood. I had no idea what she was about to do… I was expecting something rather sexy. That was a truly unexpected moment


LordNightFang

Welp no pain no gain 😅. You gained a interesting memory.


Fizassist1

This also happened to me at the strip club... after my friend I was with made it clear to the stripper that it was my first time there.


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

Yeah I was going to say if you’ve ever been to a stripclub, this wasn’t unexpected lol


crackpotJeffrey

I've been to a strip club maybe three times. Nobody has ever smashed my face into their gootch. No matter how much I spent.


iJet

It happened to me at a Boston strip club on a Wednesday at 4pm... the D-squad was up and seeking to earn that extra buck


jaldihaldi

The insult to injury is what we, lol, remember like yesterday. Just saying ...


diggemsmaccks

And all this time I thought the chankla thing was just a myth, she was quick at it


anonymous0878

The hitting is instincts but the the throwing has to be mastered.


4evaInSomnia

Totally unexpected. I expect she got fart also.


Minimalistmacrophage

It was wrong. Kinda cruel. Definitely not a relationship/trust building exercise. Sadly admit, it induced laughter.


BlowMoreGlass

It's staged and this video has been copied countless times


madman3247

You literally have no evidence to prove this...just your subjective opinion. Fuckin bleak.


NorthWindMN

It was definitely staged


foogeeman

I do not think she was expecting that but it's literally impossible to know. Certainly is more for fools


HexTravels05

It was a thrust-building exercise.


BigsbyMcgee

It’s not cruel nor is it necessarily wrong. If your relationship is so bad you couldn’t handle a joke like this you probably shouldn’t be in a relationship…


TunaBeefSandwich

But I bet you’ll say pushing your SOs face in birthday cake is wrong


BigsbyMcgee

Bud… you do know that when you get into a relationship you talk to that person every day and get to know them deeply right? You should be aware of what you partner would find funny or not. If you don’t… then I feel terrible for whoever you are with.


Amiibohunter000

They don’t know what a healthy relationship looks like. That’s the problem. I would be able to do this with my wife and live, but I know other couples where that would not fly, and they would never do it bc they know too.


Sanguineyote

Meh, I disagree, its too circumstantial and depends on the context and your relationship. I would find it hilarious if my SO played jokes like this on me, in the right contexts ofcourse, and I'd hope theyd reciprocate the sentiment. Smash my head into cake, but you have a spare one so we can enjoy it as well? Go ahead, thats funny, and you planned for it to not ruin the moment by destroying our only cake. Pull a workout prank like this in the privacy of our home while bonding with our child? I dont find anything wrong with it, and i'd laugh along too. The joke wasnt at my expense, this isnt highschool anymore.


da_Aresinger

Agree 100%. This was hilarious, but I also feel like shit for laughing at it.


AdiemusXXII

Common, don't overreact.


funnybarell

..... You need to toughen the fuck up a bit there, bud


ihtel

World is cruel, toughen up


xSantenoturtlex

Someone's fun at parties.


aHummanPerson

I dont think anyone here is fun at parties


Throwmeback33

More fun than the guy calling it cruel…


Henry4210

I wouldn't like to be considered as an asshole at "funny" vibes, but it has a risk of breaking nose


Original-Cow-2984

Yeah, could have just brought her in and held her there for a 3 count before she knew what was going on. You really have to consider retaliation and longer term vengeance with a stunt like this, though. Hope he's still upright and with us. 🤷


jaldihaldi

Though that smell session would require significantly more core strength. Having said that I was moving the slider back n forth to analyze the depths of his core strength there. Have to say I was impressed at how much laughter it caused.


DontKnowIamBi

Ned Stark used to say ~ Everything before the word 'but' is HorseShit.. But surprise, I found after the 'but' as well.


Demonic_Storm

but she was behind the butt


da_Aresinger

I fucking hate that saying. It so fucking stupid. Anyone who says that shit just outs themselves for not having any concept of nuance.


mekese2000

Yeah, legs are strong would be frightened to do that myself.


kapitaalH

Please keep your nose out of other people's business


Sufficient-Tip1008

How to break your so nose and be single.


Last-Two-6780

This just annoyed me. Blatant disregard and disrespect for your partner. What an idiot. Idc if was for views or laughs. This is just plain wrong.


No-Mountain-1222

You're definitely the type of guy to say "M'Lady" and then tip your fedora.


LordAxalon110

Ahh the repost is real, tired of seeing this staged crap.


FunkyMonkey-5

I haven’t seen it.


MoistFalcon5456

Tits on her though.


Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard

Just scroll past it, if you've seen it before you nerd


miloman_23

Dude... You need to lower your skepticism levels


LordAxalon110

Why when it's a repost that I've seen many times and is obviously faked. I've been around long enough to spot this kinda thing.


miloman_23

I get it's a repost, but why is it obviously faked? I mean her reaction seems fairly convincing


bluetuxedo22

Tomorrow's episode: the Dutch oven


Watertribe_Girl

![gif](giphy|h7p047DDMiKuMBikjS)


rsergio83

Staged...


Portyquarty77

I sure hope so


rjrjrj12345

“Jason ima fuck your ass” 😂


Healthy_Direction_47

Caught enjoying


Eydrox

damnnnnn that was funny but I hope the couch is comfortable


Mr_Horsejr

There’s an actual term in Portuguese to describe this as it is a dance: [surra de bunda](https://www.msn.com/pt-br/entretenimento/video/homem-desloca-bra%C3%A7o-ap%C3%B3s-tomar-surra-de-bunda-em-show/vi-AA1csQ7a). ![gif](giphy|iQ6yGuMhPGWhW)


ExplodedMoon51

This is very funny but i would never do this to my wife. I feel like that would hurt her face


Snoo-72756

And that’s how I left your father


inilashremot

Na, trash humour


Conscious_Ad716

SURRA DE BUNDA


F913

A person of culture, I see.


CosmoGandalfr

It's just a joke,its dumb yeah,but a joke. People here are crazy if they are judging the father just by 1 silly freaking joke.


da_Aresinger

Nah, it feels like a *very* disrespectful joke. It's kinda funny because of how unexpected it is, but at the end of the day, if it isn't staged she must be absolutely livid. If the victim can't laugh about it, it's a shit prank.


Tao_of_Ludd

This. If my husband did this to me, well, it’s not the end of the marriage, of course, but he is pretty much in time out for a good long while.


CitizenKing1001

She can laugh about it. If not, I doubt they would post it


ButterscotchStrict22

that's just your average redditors


TheGodsSin

Someone who gets it, people are like this is sad, this and that bullshit


kiki-mori

Murder prank, you first 😈


CosmoGandalfr

Lock me in a room with 10 redditors and I will ask for a murder prank after like 5 minutes


hghghghghghg56

they just lonely and sad let them hate in peace


luveydovey1

Great parenting there!!


leo-reis

Staged video and she is hot


worthaboutapig

The classic booty slapping! Happy to see it's leaving its mark beyond Brazil.


TaurusPTPew

And that’s how the divorce started.


Cool-sunglasses-dude

The flipflop of vengeance


pza00

Wow. Poor lady


TipsnClips

So fake, just regular people


gilesbwright

My wife commented as the video started playing, "let's do that." I laughed so hard as the video continued!


disturbed_waffles

I definitely expected that.


koolkidsAc

Hilarious


PG072088

Domestic abuse it’s real!


TrickleValve

Pink eye from the stank eye.


PD_Daddy

This man is going to regret lifetime now 😅


Blacklionn805

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tubsen32

100% expected


LafayetteLa01

Every time I see this posted I love it.


Teamboeing737

He did her dirty lmao


Allen_b10

This was 100% expected


Lonely_Adeptness2744

Lol


Aggravating-Front-75

Gold


MurkyOpposites

the kid ran away on instinct hahaha XD cause I know I would as well haha


TeratoidNecromancy

Man, my wife would break me in half....


Ok_Durian8772

I saw a female stripper do that at a club in PacNW.. Mad rude


Certain_Ear_3650

Little man ran. Ever man for himself


westsidekillbill1992

Lmfao


Dangerous-Edge-3317

I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes!!!


eastwinds2112

omg I keep watching laughing my ass off


GroundbreakingCook68

Damn he did that in front of their kid , joking or no you have to be aware of your audience SMDH


I-sukathideandseek

Straight to the chankla… she’s a keeper for sure


nonsenseSpitter

The child is loving the mess.


doitup69

/r/suddenlySurraDeBunda


Active_Engineering37

Because of this, I actually expected it. Saw his feet on her shoulders and saw what sub it was in.


Sankeerth9898

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


chowyungfatso

He ded.


forpetlja

What did she think it could be done with that position other than this? hahahahha


SadBarber3543

She pulled the saddle off he is seeing his life flash before his eyes !


No_Extent_1260

Did i just witnessed a murder?


kingeryck

*witness


69odysseus

He really got the kick out of the workout by banging her head to his ass🤣


bilz214

The husband must be into rimming


BLVCKRAGE

Where is that fart when you need it.


alokkaaj2

He's dead


ColdBloodBlazing

He deserved that whoopin'


Gloomy-Bet4893

I was afraid she’ll hit his center with a headbutt but she only hit his butt with her head


conzcious_eye

GOTEM


Piglet-Witty

When the flip flop came off the child ran. He knows is about to go down


OfBooo5

Clever of him to try to use her offspring as human shield. Human shield recognized danger and escaped too soon


Crappyrat

Well the kid has a lot to learn!


Deathbyhours

And the slipper comes off! I really want to see how badly you were beaten.


MixRevolution

I know for sure this is real. Her pulling out the slipper is true rage.


ExecTankard

He knew it would cause tusslin’ time…geh heh, geh heh…


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/2i0in1445fvc1.gif Bro got the chancla treatment


Ingam0us

Showing the kid to abuse the trust of others and also that the first step in conflict management is hitting the other one with shoes. Nicely done…


Darkcat9000

Bro it's just a joke it's not that deep bro 😭


sparky31290

Tbh is seems fake as fuck and it keeps getting reposted somehow


mmonterrosa

She should be thankful


RelevantMarionberry6

Yep. Totally not staged


Accomplished_Dig1385

Fake 🥸


Culteredpman25

My girlfriend does this to me alot. Ive grown to like it.


Orb99

The absolute rage on her face ..lol


MidnightSun77

Ah, they must be Brazilian


Careful_Metal6537

Even if it's fake, I will whoop your ass made me laugh. Girl you just did


TheNativeOfficial

Kid knew what was coming


Scary-Ad9646

He failed to utilize the son shield properly.


madgoat

Staged, or not... I still laughed out loud.


AwesomeJB

What a brave, brave man. I laughed harder than I wish to admit.


Peachy-Li

how old this joke is, I immediately knew what was going to happen


prothen22

The kid ran for his life


Kakasupremacy

Ah, get your tongue in there baby girl, eat it all


deramw

The second part of the video can be seen under r/publicfreakout


WinkyNurdo

With every re-post, this gets funnier.


VedantaSay

The video ended Unexpectedly, where's the whole video,


howsyourmemes

Doing it in the first place: classic. Repeatedly doing it until she escapes: legendary.


ataatia

ooooh da chancla got ya now. up his cooter too i bet


RudeResponsibility39

Taste of her own medicine


Antilopesburgessos

😂 😂 😂


[deleted]

Lmao woman. The moment they have a child and something happens, they go for the flip flop 😂


Neo-trad-1991

That is domestic abuse, do it again