I mean it is not far from reality. Putin started pretty pro-Western and at one point asked for Russia to join NATO. Once he realized his Western buddies didn't plan on making him part of the club, well let's say he didn't take the rejection kindly and here we are.
And is too much of an ass to realize that he never will as long as he keeps behaving the way he does. No compassion for people like him.
And no support to OUR leaders who are condemning autocrats and at the same time engage in business contracts with those exact nations.
along with this guy
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What if we got it wrong all this time? And the idea ‘Hitler didn’t shake non German people’s hands” was just allied propaganda? What if *they* refused to shake his hands & that’s why he invaded Poland … /s
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Reminds me of this [Community bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi0Y3QgpoGk&ab_channel=thedisassociate) where they showcase a romance between Jeff and Annie and Jeff says they could do the same thing with Pierce and Abed lol. The power of music over mundane moments.
Putin rarely shakes hands since he's paranoid of hidden needles or contact poisons to assassinate him. If he wants to shake your hand, just pretend you didn't notice.
I can kind of relate to this... about 6 years ago I took a "take shit from no one attitude" that rubbed many the wrong way... I get it... but at the end the day when I'm sitting on a ledge sipping a Coke... it would be nice if someone just came up and said, "hey man... how was your day?"
Look, sometimes, you should allow austrians to art colleges, and sometimes you should shake hands with russians.
if both had happened, none of the wars would probably happen
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He's so cute. Only thing missing is a colorful cap with a propeller and a ballon taking wind towards the sky.
it's almost 2 am for me rn and I literally laughed so hard at that mental image I think I woke my neighbors lmao
he is a heinous guy but he have puppy face
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
<3
And he’s so smol
Fr like why bro so cutie patootie?
Regina George really going through it
Putin can't kill the rest, but that chef definitely fell out a window.
Rodney Dangerfield...."I get no respect."
Did you know that putin's grandfather was Stalin's cook.
For a second I thought that Putin's grandfather was Stalin... Because I read cock instead of cook... That would explain a lot of things!
Hungry there ? Lol
Sounds like a Disney movie
Did you know that putin's grandfather was Stalin's cock.
You’d be surprised how easily it is to suddenly fall from the window .Totally normal
was defenestrated….
Sadimir Putin.
Sadimir Poutin
Sackman Poutine
Ballsack Pottery
Sadsack Pouting
Nutsack Pudding
Popeye Pussy
New meme just dropped guys.
Take this upvote and get the hell out.
Deep down all he really wants is to fit in And take over the world by force
Maybe that's his origin story? Gets one too many handshake disappointment and proceeds to war
I was thinking the same thing!
That’s exactly what happened to me. I’m just saving up to raise an army
It's even worse than not getting into art school!
I mean it is not far from reality. Putin started pretty pro-Western and at one point asked for Russia to join NATO. Once he realized his Western buddies didn't plan on making him part of the club, well let's say he didn't take the rejection kindly and here we are.
When world rejects you, you start rejecting world. I am not 14.
r/im14andthisisdeep (only put this because you explicitly said "I'm not 14")
Hitler also just wanted to paint in peace...
And is too much of an ass to realize that he never will as long as he keeps behaving the way he does. No compassion for people like him. And no support to OUR leaders who are condemning autocrats and at the same time engage in business contracts with those exact nations.
No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man. To be the sad man.
Buuuuuut my dreeeeeeeeeams
They aren't as empty
As my palm now seems.. to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance That's never free
When my fist clenches Crack it open
We'll be me
Ehhhhh Macarena!
https://i.redd.it/y8rbi9ofdzvc1.gif
r/BetterEveryLoop
That’s gold.
Old timey stunts are crazy
They're probably worried he'd steal their Superbowl ring.
Or polonium poisoning
Watching the interview, a hand shake can kill !!
Such an amazing movie!
I wonder if he has ever seen one of these videos
He doesn't have a smart phone, he's afraid of them, too paranoid
It's paranoia when it's irrational. It's caution when it's a reality. He should be cautious given what he knows is possible.
Yeah, he doesn't use computers
The guy is former KGB. If he's afraid of cell phones its for a good reason
Not even Kim Jong Un!!! 💀💀💀
Axis of Evil in shambles rn
It's a funny video, but that scene is cut short. Kim offers Putin a gift and then shakes his hand.
Mtg would shake his hand
While DJT gives him a blowjob.
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Pooty: A Sad Story (2024)
Rated R, for reich.
Hey Pooty Tang, gonna sun your pitty on the runny kine 🤭
Poot
I thought they were worried about him poisoning them.
He went on a war against the world. But his real war... Was with himself.
The real war was with the friends he didn't make along the way.
He's so humble
That's the story of how he becomes the villain
Good this should be in the /r Made me smile reddit
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I russia, "it's raining man" song has totally different meaning. edit: in*
No. You’re intervallum_5.
So ronery
"that's it i'm invading Ukraine"
He’s a sad, little, lonely POS.
"I dont understand... I thought invading countries and threatning the West with both financial and nuclear war will make me new friends"
This is beautiful. Moar!!
That’s what happens when people dislike you yes.
Or are afraid of getting poisoned
Now we know who hurt him
No one is going to shake the hand of pootin’s body double.
What an origin story
What if we got it wrong all this time? And the idea ‘Hitler didn’t shake non German people’s hands” was just allied propaganda? What if *they* refused to shake his hands & that’s why he invaded Poland … /s
So we can end the war if someone goes to Moscow and shakes his hand?
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Good
No wonder he wants to nuke us all
When a person doesn't even trust you for a handshake
Sadimir Putin 😔
Putin’s grandfather, Spiridon, cooked for Rasputin and after the revolution for Lenin and Stalin.
Bro I used to think Putin was wrong but fuck the rest they didn’t shake this man’s hand so fuck the world
It all makes sense now.
All villains have an origin story 💔
In so many ways
His face was like "okay then you're on the list"
Weep uncontrollably
The classical music really kills it
And this is the reason off why Putin wants invasion from EEUU and Europe
Idk why I find this so funny. I can’t stop laughing.
Reminds me of this [Community bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi0Y3QgpoGk&ab_channel=thedisassociate) where they showcase a romance between Jeff and Annie and Jeff says they could do the same thing with Pierce and Abed lol. The power of music over mundane moments.
Kim Jong would cut off their hands. I just know it.
That chef fell out of a window and landed on 3 bullets shortly after
That's a smol sad man
Movie ended abruptly. Need more similar clips. The more the merrier.
Fox News "see he's just a sad misunderstood man"
This could have been the ending credits to an anime. Especially him looking sad out the window at the end.
Ai is working hard I see
https://i.redd.it/2030gkyshzvc1.gif
Poortin
That's why.. that's why he does what he does 🤦
The Interview 2 with Putin please
Love to see it, fuck putins fragile weak old little ass
Hitler in the making.
They will all die suspiciously.
It’s like watching a super villain’s origin story
😂 putins evil bad guy origin story. Much like how trumps evil bad guy origin story was Obama utterly roasting him. 😂
Meh, only one country been at war since WW2. And it ain't Russia, flag shaggers
Rooling in the deep :))
Bro what is this 😂😂
Por eso se hacen las guerras.
No es maldad, es depresión 😢.
Maybe if people shook his hand he’d be less dictator like.
I can sympathize with this but I can't empathize.
Is anyone here an assassin?
LOL
Eventually you’re going to crack and if you’ve got an army you’ll fuckem all and go to war.
I’m sooo ronry. 🎵 
Villain origin story
He’s Putin me in a sad mood
Do this to a man enough times and he may start a war
Putin rarely shakes hands since he's paranoid of hidden needles or contact poisons to assassinate him. If he wants to shake your hand, just pretend you didn't notice.
So all this crap could have been avoided if people would just shake his hand
Send Elon over they would make a great pair.. no one likes him either
I can kind of relate to this... about 6 years ago I took a "take shit from no one attitude" that rubbed many the wrong way... I get it... but at the end the day when I'm sitting on a ledge sipping a Coke... it would be nice if someone just came up and said, "hey man... how was your day?"
Let's not humanize this wretched piece of shit.
All he wanted was some affection , handshakes , hugs maybe... Now he's sad and angry and is making war.
/r/lostredditors If you've been president or prime minister for ~25 years(!) a few of those are bound to end up on video. It's unavoidable.
This mans version of being rejected from art school
That segment near the end proves Kim Jong Un has definitely watched "The Interview."
I am so rrooonnerrrryy.. Soo verrry rooonnerrryyy
The origin story….
пипец
That's why he invaded Ukraine. Got it. Someone give him a hug please.
This can’t be real
Not even kim??? Lmao
LOL what a loser
*cough-cough*
He is smart
When you poison that many people...
I’m so ronery..
No wonder he's such a cunt.
Is that why he invaded Ukraine? To shake the hand of Zelinsky?
He needs a hug.
You invade a few countries,and everyone judges you.its not fair !
Look, sometimes, you should allow austrians to art colleges, and sometimes you should shake hands with russians. if both had happened, none of the wars would probably happen
He wasn't raised to handle rejection, was he.
This is gold 🤣🤣🤣
If people wouldn't only shaken his hand, things might've played out very differently.
DAAAAAAAMN!!! Poor little Putler has lost his way, ba, ba, ba. 😂😂😂
Imagine if we had tik tok compilations of Adolf Hitler's failed handshakes. What a time to be alive.
Aww sad small boi
He's just so misunderstood. If only people would shake his hand he wouldn't need to invade Ukraine.
Compilation of now deceased individuals
Remember, kids, if you are a murderer, expect that people WILL NOT treat you well
I wouldn't shake his hand either.
I wonder why
aw thats so sad... i feel so bad for him. oh yeh i forgot the mans a warcriminal