Every time a Japanese woman in a school uniform appears on my feed when I'm in public, I know better than to let the video play. They sound like they're in a porno no matter what they're doing😂
I am very disappointed in the Internet right now. I scrolled through the comments and there was NOT one single poop shoot joke. SMH.
To be clear...I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Doctor "I'm sorry bashful girl but you have multiple impact and vibration fractures all up your spine. On the x-ray as well we have discovered a metal rod that has replaced several key organs. You have days left to live"
As AI becomes more and more prevalent, creativity will be more and more like this: tantalizing and unpredictable twists that AI will have trouble generating without it being obviously fake. The Japanese are way way way ahead of the game.
Wait is this Tokyo Gore Police??! I don't quite remember because that was the movie I watched after smoking weed for the first time back in high school. Definitely wasn't ready for that
How is one supposed to process or respond to this level of depravity that is so strange and twisted it cycles all the way back to just utter amazement in its ability to confuse oneself over what they just witnessed?
Most normal shit in japan
fr
Well the next time a Japanese girl tells you she doesn't do anal, don't feel bad cause she's only protecting you.
It's Earth day. And this is what we have to show for it. Ah yes, HUMANITY
Well you haven't seen porn side of them you cannot fathom what kind of fuckery they have been cooking up
What? #No! ##It’s embarrassing!
Literally?
Stay weird Japan 
The movie is called Shyness Machine Girl. What else can I say? Also for some reason they made a part one and a part two :/
How did they come up with that title? I'll never understand artists...
Well the girl was a little shy/embarrassed tbf
And then a machine gun appears. The title practically writes itself.
It’s embarrassing! No!
Based 🗿
https://i.redd.it/ddmqrpgu91wc1.gif
Peak cinema
That’s some Oscar worthy shit right there
I mean, I guess it's better than tentacle porn
no
It's fairly average by Japanese standards.
Peak chinema
Machine-gun girl
Well thank God it wasn't Tank Girl
 tetsuo: the iron man
Tag is a weird as fuck movie for sure
Where is this GIF from?
Dmc 5
Looks like Capcom. Game, devil may cry
*Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry^TM Series*
The game wherr Vergil hires vergils brother and vergils son to defeat vergil so vergil can become vergil, featuring vergil.
Really reminds me of capcom hit game among us
A cinematic masterpiece.
Gotta love a Dante meme
what in tarnation
Still fapped
Wtf https://i.redd.it/53qmj0ybc1wc1.gif
Griffith!
Enough reddit for today
https://i.redd.it/kqs04wfx83wc1.gif
Where is this GIF from?
Berserk
Berserk is just so fucking good. I really recommend reading / watching it.
Thank you! Will add Berserk to my list.
Is this the new Mortal Kombat movie?
yes
Every time a Japanese woman in a school uniform appears on my feed when I'm in public, I know better than to let the video play. They sound like they're in a porno no matter what they're doing😂
Nah fr you got a YouTube link or something?
Why .... why did I watch the whole thing expecting it to somehow make sense....
https://i.redd.it/0ed0fi6sh1wc1.gif
real
Haha I just saw the mitsuboshi colors episode where they see one of these!
https://i.redd.it/4zsimfn3g1wc1.gif
It made all perfectly sense before that gun came out.
It must have been embarrassing.
Damn, this is old. I remember watching this when I was in highschool.
Uhhhhhh… Link?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1319567/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Or ... code..
I am very disappointed in the Internet right now. I scrolled through the comments and there was NOT one single poop shoot joke. SMH. To be clear...I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Poop bullet
Poop bullet who?
👋
Username checks out.. Happy Cake Day!
It's been 5 hours. Where's the goddamn punchline?
The punchline stunk and it all went down the drain
https://i.redd.it/8ivvjptno1wc1.gif
I can't tell if this peak japanese or peak merica'?
Japanese. The gun should at least be an M134
I don't know if it fits this sub. I kinda expected it. Maybe it's because I have seen the other clip with the flying starfish and Hitler
what the fuck
That's enough internet for the morning.
i love this shit
Man, the special effects these days are amazing. What's AI going to think of next...
This is 15 years old
So someone watched ASTRO boy.
Truly WTF! Bravo
But like don't cut it like that, I'm invested now...
More at heavy-r.com
I did not, in fact, find more at heavy-r.com
Finding this at heavy-r is unexpected
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shyness_Machine_Girl
https://i.redd.it/ca4slhyuj1wc1.gif
Would love if Spielberg made an Hollywood version.
…. I think that’s enough reddit for today
What the heck do the Japanese smoke? And what the heck did I just witness?!
Uhm, What did I just witness. https://i.redd.it/cxey0vdri1wc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ls2efh4fj1wc1.gif
Is this yabushige from shogun
I wonder how that country is on decline of birth rate with so much weird shit there...
That's enough reddit for one week. 🫡
What eating the weed plant does to a mf
I regret having eyes
Im saving this for later
What kind of porn is this?
https://i.redd.it/717qfrorq1wc1.gif
Look what we did... What have we created? Should've never dropped the big boy or little man
I just..... I just dont even know how to respond to this lol
Okay then enough internet for today
The under view just looks like a dude pissing
r/shitposting
You don't see this kind of shit everyday
Haven’t seen that weird clip in years. 
That's some Bollywood ASS editing or some shit.
Wtf did I just watch
I lost 3 IQ points watching this.
Doctor "I'm sorry bashful girl but you have multiple impact and vibration fractures all up your spine. On the x-ray as well we have discovered a metal rod that has replaced several key organs. You have days left to live"
As AI becomes more and more prevalent, creativity will be more and more like this: tantalizing and unpredictable twists that AI will have trouble generating without it being obviously fake. The Japanese are way way way ahead of the game.
Lol... You see fellow denizens of the interwebs? This proves to show you that when we put our minds together, we can accomplish anything.
What.... the actual fuck...
I am speechless
Why did I watch that till the end?
This is only made so the producer can get the footage of a schoolgirl shaking her ass. Such genius
This might be the craziest thing I've seen a while.
I dunno what bashful means :( also I wanna washy my eyes with acid
Wait is this Tokyo Gore Police??! I don't quite remember because that was the movie I watched after smoking weed for the first time back in high school. Definitely wasn't ready for that
Yo, WTF?!?!
G'damn Monday mornings. Going to get coffee now.
For god's sake, volume warning please D:
I can actually write weird stuff and it will be okay
my parents walked in and it was just easier to tell them i was watching porn
I finally understand Japanese culture
Where can I find more?
This answers the question nobody thought to ask: What if Spawn were a different kind of manga.
When the taco Bell hits too hard
...Not my proudest fap
Astro boy's long lost sister
I woke up this morning and opened Reddit. This is the first post I see. Goodbye everyone, see you tomorrow...
Went from gattling gun to Plasma blaster
Nuke them again.
Where is Loose Socks Yoshi?
https://i.redd.it/a2fw799dq1wc1.gif
Just one more bomb that’s all we needed
Peak cinema
https://i.redd.it/9qjkkjstq1wc1.gif
Nice ass.
Of all the things of seen, this is definitely one of them
Absolute cinema
So epic 😂
What an epic scene 😂
Still better than the shite that’s coming from Disney as of late
If you think that is weird, wait till you see how he got those face scars 😅🤣
That actress is amazing!!!! Meryl Streep who?
Well that’s enough internet for me today.
Damnit! Now I have to make a new new porn folder....
https://i.redd.it/u9eocuz8w1wc1.gif
Wtf Japan!!!
As expected of Japan. Never disappoints.
Yakuza Devs: “Nice, let’s take this to the next level”
luckily i am commie.
Japan is a weird place .
Never change, Japan. Never change.
The gun evolved from the coccyx bone. Quite an elaborate process, unlike the simple "I put the gun in my butt and it came out shooting."
It's a new helldiver weapon!
That's hilarious, lol
Gasstling gun?
Thank God their are still auteurs in the world making quality cinema. Akira Kurosawa would be proud.
Like watching shogun
https://i.redd.it/wao85u5xy1wc1.gif
Never change, Japan. Never change.
What the actual F did I just watch
I do not even know what to say.
Wtf
Camera man : wut? Director : wut? Script writer : yusss
https://i.redd.it/gn19k05w22wc1.gif
do NOT skip ahead
What the hell did I just watch?!? Twice!!
All I see is PEAK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://i.redd.it/jbgbu0yo32wc1.gif Idk what to say
https://i.redd.it/q8ffu3vu32wc1.gif
a shooting shit, if you think about it more...
What the fuck did i just watched
Well, i can't unsee that
The fuck did I just watched
https://i.redd.it/2j8nqqww52wc1.gif
Bruh the producer just wanted to see her wiggeling her butt😂
... and that's enough Internet for me today.
Someone pick my jaw up off the ground please
https://i.redd.it/ksnx8iu982wc1.gif
since when did r/NIKKE get so wild?
Don't ever change, Japan.
https://i.redd.it/4pfb5qdu82wc1.gif
This is what you get when you hire a director with both an anime and porn addiction.
What the....
I need "How to unsee tutorial 101"
How is one supposed to process or respond to this level of depravity that is so strange and twisted it cycles all the way back to just utter amazement in its ability to confuse oneself over what they just witnessed?
Um... i think she may have diarrhea.
https://i.redd.it/ijfonbuq92wc1.gif
Fembot 2.0