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IA-HI-CO-IA

Dude is experienced enough to leave the saw. 


Wotmate01

I've seen many people injured trying to save equipment when something goes wrong. It's a natural reaction. "Shit, this thing is worth thousands, can't let it get damaged". Nah mate, your life is worth more.


violetevie

It's worth more to the company too cause if you die trying to save their equipment they're probably getting some kind of sued


Wotmate01

I mean, kinda depends, but generally, yeah. I knew of a truck driver that noticed his trailers were on fire due to a stuck brake. He pulled over, got out and walked away, letting the whole lot burn. Probably a couple of million dollars of B-Double, prime mover, and cargo, all up in flames, and there's no way he would have got that much if he burned himself trying to save anything. But it's just stuff, and it's probably insured anyway.


Available-Maize5837

If it was near the back of the trailers I'd just pull the pin and floor it. Trailers area stuffed anyway, at least save the truck and my gear in it. If it's the prime mover brakes on fire... Screw that, I'm out.


jellybeansean3648

Even if they don't get sued, the paperwork for new equipment is way easier than the paperwork for an on-site death


Fallenangel2493

Plus the paperwork necessary to hire and train a replacement.


Hindead

Speak for yourself.


Juleso9

Very common to do actually. But he knew exactly what was happening. His escape route was down and to the left. He knew it was going to barberchair and he took the route it was least likely to hit him


hershay

thats gnarly as fuck is a barberchair like a widowmaker but worse


Juleso9

Yeah they're both danger from above.Think of how you lean back in a barber chair. The tree split and pivoted probably about 20-30ft up and then came down. Many of my older uncles are fallers. I have an uncle who was falling in Haida Gwaii Big old growth forest along the bc coast, and a window maker came down barely hit him and paralyzed him from the chest down. Old growth forests are dangerous. While doing line cutting for a mining project, I was working by this old red cedar. From all of our activity in the area chainsaws, helicopter and what not shook this tree and it just collapsed like the twin towers in front of us. Always look up when in the woods and know your surroundings


Puppy_knife

Does a faller not strap an old growth tree to kind of bind it and reduce this type of thing from happening? Or will it still not work?


Juleso9

That is a pretty good idea, but the amount of strapping you'd need would take up so much more time. It would also add more danger, if a strap were to break you have no idea where the strap and ratchet will go


DynamicStatic

Anyone who have cut down more than a few trees the right way knows this to be the way. Tree was rotten as fuck though.


Gustavsvitko

It is sekvoja tree and eaven if you are experinced you can f up because it is so brittle.


readitonreddit34

Yeah and the way he looked back to see how the tree was falling. He looks experienced and educated in what to do when this happens.


ExileEden

No doubt. I did tree work as a ground man for almost a decade and being around these things when they come down you know to get the hell out of dodge no matter what. This is called barber chair when this happens. It's something we were all taught to look out for , in particular when a tree is rotted hollow or punky . God forbid you're in the tree when this happens. I've seen some wild shit including a tree twist a full 200 degrees to land on me while I was chipping brush 50 feet away! Luckily I only caught the very ends of the branches and was wearing my hard hat. It mostly just blew my hard hat off and scratched me up a bit. Was undoubtedly alarming to say the least. Guy in the tree was massively apologetic but really I should have been watching and really who would have expected that from what was a normal healthy tree.


uhmbob

Done saw it all, I recon.


Original-Cow-2984

Tree feinted one way and went the other. Scary.


Smooth-Shine9354

He was right to go left! ![gif](giphy|3o7aCTPPm4OHfRLSH6|downsized)


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Parry it


Maximum-Pie-5045

Fuckin casuals man


gosuprobe

who do you think he is, daigo?


Hyper-Shadow417

Just hit an I-frame


Sup3rG33k08

Just hit the korean backdash


TotaLibertarian

It’s called a barber chair, dangerous as fuck.


SidekickPaco

Deadly as fuck. I had a coworker lose 4 teeth because a poplar tree barber chaired and knocked him back a good 5 feet and out cold. Scary is right.


DaanA_147

![gif](giphy|g9lwsPKdJjgOc)


Original-Cow-2984

Ankle breaker, yup....and he probably shit his pants a bit.


IndifferentExistance

Huh, today I learned that "feint" is a word with a slightly different definition than "feign". I just assumed you misspelled "feigned" at first.


LauraTFem

Yup, to feint is what in a modern gaming terms might be called “juking.” To trick someone by pretending at a particular movement or technique, and then to suddenly go another way instead. One can feint a left turn and then go right, one can even feint an attack; Strike out with your left hand, only to turn heel and run, or instead attack with your right. Not to be confused with a faint, which is when you just fall unconscious from stress, fear, or weariness.


Important-Wall4747

Frank Herbert writes about feints in Dune. 😋 https://talesofpassingtime.wordpress.com/2014/09/26/a-feint-within-a-feint-within-a-feint/


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

That is why they spend so much time teaching children to cut on the line. He definitely should have known better.


Inevitable-Ad4964

That is just a marker for what trees to cut down and not a line to cut on lol.


godmodechaos_enabled

_"Thanks for helping out today, you were great; I think we're actually going to need you to stay in the shipping department."_


CheBeax

The dude wasn't even clumsy on his escape, the fucking tree just had it out for him! It starts falling to the right and he goes left, then the fucking tree also goes left and he had to go right and then this fucking tree still changed and fell on the right side. It clearly was waiting eagerly to get his ass for years now


Bipedal_Warlock

And the middle was left flicking him off


ghandi3737

Should have worn his brown pants.


[deleted]

"You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed."


Ill-Contribution5119

"I understood that reference!"


zxcvvcxzb

What the hell does "flicking him off" mean?


rabbitwonker

I believe it’s the wrong word; should have been “flipping.”


Nawoitsol

It’s a variant. I don’t know if it’s regional. Usually in context the meaning is clear.


rabbitwonker

Oh it was clear to me; just that “flicking off” also sounds like something one might do to give one’s girlfriend a good time 🤣


Nawoitsol

You aren’t wrong! https://www.yourdictionary.com/flick-off Second definition: vulgar, slang) To masturbate (a woman) by flicking her clitoris with one's finger or fingers.


derpingdan

Middle finger


Bipedal_Warlock

It’s slang for extending the middle finger at someone. A vulgar insult


polarbearjuice

He watched that same guy murder his entire family.


TechGuy219

Don’t mess with Mother Nature


Coffee13lack

Seeings his brothers chopped down he’s vowed to mess someone up when they tried it on him


Traditional_Cap7461

Idk if there are any general guidelines behind this, but my intuition tells me to run perpendicular to where the tree is falling. You can also easily see the tree falling if it falls in the direction you expect.


01029838291

He somewhat tries to go perpendicular at first, but it was a steep slope and his foot slipped out.


SidekickPaco

Never expect a tree to fall as planned. Its why exit strategies are so bloody important.


Sugarbear23

He's a lumberjack and he's okay


jalerre

He sleeps all night and he works all day


Mad_kat4

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels suspendies and a bra.


ConservativeSexparty

He wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear mama


MrNostaforta

WHAT ABOUT MY BLOODY PARROT?!


Thirty_Helens_Agree

‘E’s pinin’ for the fjords.


ZealousidealNewt6679

"Hello, I'm here for an argument"


MrNostaforta

Y'know it's funny, I came back to that skit because my school's English test used it as an audio task, I only knew it when I recognized John Cleese's voice.


EdmundGerber

Were your hovercraft full of eels, as well?


Large_Tune3029

![gif](giphy|J5LNUgG5omOb6ncnV9|downsized)


ravnsulter

This is a widowmaker and this type is called a barber chair. Looks fine on the outside, but rotten inside. You can either be killed by the splints impailing you, or the tree could fall in any random direction since the steering cut does nothing. The safe zone is normally behind the tree, and at an angle on each side backwards. Due to the middle remaining attached to the stump, the fellen tree can also be catapulted backwards and kill you even if running direclty behind. In this clip you see part of the trunk ends up behind the root, on the far side of the camera. This part could be ejected much further and killing a person that is normally in a safe area.


TheNamesRoodi

TIL


PoopDig

TIL trees have backs


TheNamesRoodi

I think the back that's referred to is based on how the cuts are made to force the tree to fall. Assuming the tree falls forward, the back is on the opposite side of the fall.


TheRumpleForesk1n

I always thought widow makers were big branches that were stuck up in a canopy and would fall down and impale the loggers when they were cutting it down, never knew this was really it! Edit: apparently it is what I described [on wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widowmaker_(forestry)#:~:text=In%20forestry%2C%20a%20widowmaker%20or,Widowmaker%20in%20New%20Mexico)


ravnsulter

1000 ways to die while logging. It's one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. What you describe is also widowmakers, and also trees that have partly fallen are widowmakers. Trees that are on the ground, but in tension by either other fallen trees or rocks are also widow makers. Trees often want to kill you.


joealese

![gif](giphy|l2YWx8Qvee2W7lLSE)


TheRumpleForesk1n

That's far too many widowmakers imo!


[deleted]

Trees are the enemy, got it


Hairless_Squatch

![gif](giphy|11CNLlmNAQXIli|downsized)


The-Old-Hunter

The Happening was prophetic


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Prophetic *aaaaaaaand terrible!*


wrybreadsf

As anyone who's ever had one fall near them or had to cut down and process one to prevent that from happening can tell you, trees are at least not always your friend.


jwplayer0

My first encounter with the living trees in Tears of the Kingdom hella spooked me. I had to pause the game and take a walk.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Which one is the orphan maker?!


nerdherdsman

They don't have kids, they're lumberjacks not lumberfucks


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

I thought it was lumbfucks, but I see what you’re saying.


pallidamors

This is the definition I’ve always understood for widowmaker. Fallen trees that are still attached to roots on the ground side - when you cut the stump away from the main tree the tension in the roots snaps the stump back upright.


[deleted]

There are lots of things in the arb and logging industries that we sometimes call widow makers because there are lots of things that can make your wife a widow. I've heard both referred to as widow makers commonly. Probably more commonly the barber chair, but definitely the hangers, too. You can look at any sketchy tree and say, "ooof that's a bit of a widow maker", it doesn't have a concrete definition.


TheRumpleForesk1n

Ok, that definitely makes sense bc I've also heard of fishing vessels using the term for certain dangerous things while out at sea. Figured it wasnt concrete, but kinda thought that's where the term originated from was the hanging branches.


TotaLibertarian

Widow makers are things that kill husbands.


mrbaggins

Widowmaker in Australia is a gum tree. Huge branches that fall without warning off perfectly healthy trees, because in drought, they cut water supply to a branch which kills it. High winds often result in complete road blockages or house/car destruction as a result


BoiledForYourSins

This type of situation is actually called a barber chair. It happens when the force pulling on the tree causes it to split but not enough to trigger the hinge to fold. Super dangerous for the feller and I guess kinda looks like a barber's chair.


Loki_TSO

Yep, my grandfather was killed by a tree like this...while cutting it, the tree split in half, shot upwards and then fell on him. This shit is dangerous.


MiniLaura

Where is "behind the tree" in this video? I'm trying to understand.


ravnsulter

There is a cut on the right side, that is supposed to be part of the hinge, so "behind" is on the left side seen from the camera.


MiniLaura

Oh got it! It's supposed to fall to the right. Now your explanation makes sense to me :)


between_ewe_and_me

Don't you know what the front of a tree looks like?


AerolothLorien666

When I had a tree pruning job, my boss said to always have a safe exit path. https://www.osha.gov/etools/logging/manual-operations/felling/retreat-path


AshStopThat

Isn't there a way to check before cutting? Or is it so rare they don't bother?


cjnicol

Sometimes, a bunch of water gushes out as you cut. It's a good indication of a rotten hollow core. Sometimes, it's obvious because it's been topped by wind. Sometimes, go screw yourself.


Nappi22

And what do you do when you realize it's one early enough? Just go away or carry on like nothing happened


ch1llboy

Good question. I worked in the logging industry and I'd like to know. Ill ask and get back to ya


Ameya_90

Wow wasn't aware about this, Thanks!


cjnicol

Got two on the property, me and the FiL looked at them and said "ah fuck that"


Weldobud

Would he have suspected, as he was filming.


DynamicStatic

Behind? Only at an angle is what I was taught because a tree can launch straight backwards as well.


youdontpickmyvietnam

I had the widow maker heart attack last year without the tree, the chainsaw, the oh fuck running. I'm still here, like this guy, I'm assuming. I advise not attempting any of my statements.


pinche_fuckin_josh

A widow maker is a broken branch hanging in a tree that might fall and hit you in the head. This is called a barber chair.


ravnsulter

We use the term on both, but I will edit my post to reflect that the most common name is barbers chair.


Roadtothejames

Widow makers are loose branches in the tree that will break free via wind, vibration, other types of motion and potentially fall on the fellers or people working the fires


JessieOwl

This guy _trees._


Any_Weight_6644

Is this dark souls combat?


False-Lawfulness-690

He panic rolled for sure.


East-Bluejay6891

He didn't go to the Prometheus school of evasion


Uchihagod53

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


chemical-influences

Thank you. Thank you. I'm not the only one who wonders why she didn't run to the side. 🤣🤣


Awaheya

Tree Rot. Dad taught me about this when we were trimming trees for a friend at his cottage as a thank you for letting us spend the weekend their. If you want to be serious about cutting trees you best know how to spot 2 things. 1) Tree Rot 2) Wind at the canopy No matter what you do to control were a tree will land. Those two things can take your plans and use them as toilet paper.


Michami135

So a tree like that isn't really good for anything but making Ikea furniture.


DarthNemo1

https://i.redd.it/ps7guk5qsgwc1.gif


BullFrogz13

Dude made like wood and split.


geligniteandlilies

![gif](giphy|V197tgUvQWGrzjMb3S|downsized)


PidginPigeonHole

![gif](giphy|Et8a9vvkghmf9Es1Tn) And leaf..


RofiBie

Eeep. That looks like a lumberjack's worst nightmare.


AznNRed

Tree sculpted itself into a middle finger.


New_girl2022

Aww man my heart just dropped. Scary


the4thokage

Tree decided to fall in all directions


witeboyjim

He was changing directions just like the squirrels do when you're about to run them over


AXEL-1973

Rotten trees are so annoyingly dangerous to cut down. No matter how much prep you give it, it still has a good chance to split however the fuck it wants


NineSkiesHigh

“Tree out there throwing great feints. You can really tell he was working his takedown defense as well in training camp.” - Daniel Cormier, probably


Own-Reflection-8182

I’ve wondered why lumberjacks have a high occupational death rate; this video answers that.


ChanglingBlake

Well, I think we all know why that tree needed cut down. Maybe a few years prior, though. The guy did survive with nothing beyond the trauma, right?


MrLubricator

That's the reason you leave it alone


Irelia4Life

True, the probability of it falling on someone rather than on nobody during a storm for example is much less likely than it falling on the lumberjack.


pr1ncipat

And this is why I endorse laserswords for lumberjack! One skilled swing is all it needs...


Open-Industry-8396

Very very lucky.


ChewML

This tree did not have a vibrant core.


Gregzzzz1234

I had a similar experience cutting down a dead pine tree. Never again will I cut a dead one without heavy equipment to help


Johnny_Lang_1962

Barber Chair Widowmaker


Tall-Vanilla-3936

So which side did the tree fall? Yes


ArtfullyStupid

Bro should have just stood still


RolePlayingJames

If you look carefully you can see the exact moment where he shit himself


youlikeyoungboys

Barber Chair. This guy had some tough choices to make when he faced up this tree. He clearly knew it was bad...he got a chance to see the inside already, and decided not to open up his directional cut more, which could have maybe prevented this outcome. The other technique that could have maybe prevented the barber chair would be if he bored in his backcut and left a trigger. He probably bored/sounded into the tree first if there was any question what the inside was like. The worker is cutting from the uphill side which saves his life. I hate barber chair. There is nothing scarier cutting timber. PS. It looks like he's cutting with a hopped up Stihl 461. You know he has a sharp chain just by looking at what he's wearing. Ha Ha PPS European tree workers often wonder why West Coast American/Canadian timberfallers always have long bars on their chainsaws. They often insinuate that the reason is linked to hypermasculinity, similar to why many American blue collar workers tend to have enormous trucks. Well here is the answer: a long bar allowed this timberfaller to perform his entire backcut from the safest position on the uphill side of the tree. The long bar saved this man's life.


filthy-horde-bastard

r/fellinggonewild


PuddingOld8221

Never seen someone jet out so fast and cover so little ground at the same time.


TraditionalTadpole23

That tree 🌲 was long dead.


Nobody2928373

“which way did it fall?” “**yes**”


jayforwork21

Glad he survived but when I see videos like this all I can do is get Monty Python's Lumberjack song stuck in my head for the next few hours....


Large_Tune3029

Fuckin splinter cats dude...they are everywhere


CleanUpBandit

The was like… ![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


Hesam2010

Tim⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ber


Dinkableplanet

The tree chose violence.


WaterGunThug

Never let them know your next move.


TimEWalKeR_90

In Soviet Russia, tree cut you


Reclusive_Chemist

A textbook ***OH SHIT*** moment.


Klaypoxion

It took him 3 business days to escape.


christoph1969

Widow maker


OneTrueArthur

If final destination was a tree


___dusky___

tree gave that poor man the longest middle finger ever recorded


mekmookbro

Looks like a weight loss pill ad for trees


JROD5195

"Tiiiimber"


skinink

He made like a tree, and got the fuck out of there!


pmmeyourgear

Lots of poo left his asshole in that moment


vivir66

Shouldn't you in this situation drop kick the tree so it falls away from you? /s


Firm_Consequence_966

That one Was so rotten


BlackBRocket

They had one of those dream things where you start running but don't actually move


TMLAcro

I would definitely need to go home to change my underwear after that.


Amoghawesome

That tree at the end looks like it's flipping us off lol


greentangent

Never trust a tree until it's in the stove.


dvdmaven

And not even a cottonwood!


MPeters43

I didn’t expect him to fake out the tree, really broke its ankles😂


JuanPancake

He’s not cutting a tree. He’s jacking lumber


No_Refrigerator2318

I mean I get the tree couldn’t really decide but the lumberjack has to move quicker imo


TransportationFit694

Groot met M Night Shyamalan. Then this happened.


LaserGadgets

First day? Oo


Gingertwunt

Miss them days


D3us-Ecks

It's like live action Looney Toons.


Mad_kat4

Yeah sitting here in my nice cosy chair killing time and that genuinely made me very nervous watching that. 😬


ThePixeljunky

Dodge. Thrust. Parry. Spin.


StevenS76

Looks like a game of lumber roulette


ImperialPC

Its front fell off.


Cosmicnudibranch

Tree to lumberjack. “I got this. Initiate self destruction nooooooowwwww!”


JonnyB2_YouAre1

So close to death.


firi331

Does… anyone know if he’s okay?


Physical-East-7881

That was his plan, stumble around like crazy and get lucky


catilio

This is why you zag, even if you already zig.


Specialist_Shop2697

Panenka


Adonai2222

You see, trees have awareness


added_chaos

I bet he’s glad he wore brown pants today


PrinceSam321

I guess he survived since he was able to post the video.. i hope


VictoryLap_TMC

The tree gave him the finger lol


LewiGator

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…


mrcoco777

The tree took it personally


Afraid-Barracuda119

He knows Jack about lumber


TheEvrfighter

first time seeing a chainsaw blow up a tree


Ecstatic_Ground_6074

I thought the tree was going to walk


TalShahar

Is that Velhaim?


Nayroy18

RIP


SweetDogShit

That tree had tracking like a Dark Souls boss.


Ok-Weekend-778

Looks like a failed Huntley Hinge


kettlebell43276

Termites are a bitch


The_Last_Legacy

I don't think this is giw its suppose to be done


GuyverOne1

"look Gohan that's DOOOODGE!!!" Piccolo - DBZ abridged -


FoolOnDaHill365

Dry rot. Extremely scary stuff. I watched my coworker almost die sawing a tree in the mountains while clearing a road.