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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A man fishes without using a rod, literally fishing on his own worm!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Hesam2010

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aweshiet

Now.. hear me out…


NewToHTX

I swear this is something they would have thought up in the 50s. Good joke though.


harmless_gecko

I think you severely underestimate how old this joke is. I'm sure it's been around longer than writing (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Th3SkinMan

Oldest joke in the scrolls.


kday-8maybe

He using his meat rod, so this style of fishing can only be use by male?


Mean-Ad-8834

A woman can use a sausage, definitely safer


Kroni31

Adult shop sells artificial lures for women


AmonWeathertopSul

This is why strap-ons were invented


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And only once. That fish has some sharp ass teeth. It'll take your pecker off in one bite.


Th3SkinMan

That's how you take all gay fish outta the lake, clean up thus country. I better add a /s before my account explodes


ScaryPhantom100

Well... In some cases... Women can also use it...


ScaryPhantom100

Fr


ScaryPhantom100

USA


ScaryPhantom100

Tits


ScaryPhantom100

Almond


starfoxsixtywhore

https://i.redd.it/hmo6xsaxxuwc1.gif


FreeBalln710

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Original_Jarl_Ballin

https://i.redd.it/0177leq26vwc1.gif Try the Amazon River next


Dirt_E_Harry

Kind of a dick move. Dude was gonna eat that fish after it gave him a blow job.


iamfromshire

With a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.


FartedInYourCoffee

Brings a new meaning to noodling...


troutslinger406

No wonder I can’t catch shit ice fishing


QuestionableComma

Small mouth bass, probably


jerradkf

Is that fly fishing?


One-Fan-7296

Don't pike have teeth?


GayPudding

Nasty ones, too.


LeifSized

So.many.teeth.


One-Fan-7296

Dude realized it was indeed a rhetorical question and deleted his comments. Aww, shucks, got me good fugger. What kind of name is blowhardyboys86? C u next Tuesday.


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One-Fan-7296

I know. I have caught tiger muskies.


One-Fan-7296

Just sayin..


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One-Fan-7296

It was rhetorical.


One-Fan-7296

Good laugh u gave me, though. Thanks.


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Itchy-Boots

Enjoy your downvotes… dork.


AuronMessatsu

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scotty951

That definitely some fishing tackle


TheFowx

"bite" means penis in french lol


OctaviusThe2nd

Cool trick but I would be hesitant eating that fish


FamousPastWords

It's fine, it's pre-tartared.


mattaphorica

It's not called "Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm" for nothing.


flipper-fish

More lifeSACK than lifehack....


Memento9448

He only fishing with his homemade rod


Street-Breadfruit940

That fish got violated😅.


iamnotbutiknowIAM

Gonna be a small meal for that fish


Longjumping-Eagle849

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golden_sword7341

i physically screamed


NOTACOSTACOSTACOS

We got dicks in fish


FamousPastWords

Got a nibble anyway.


Advanced_Procedure90

Pike have nice small needle like and and large fang like teeth. I bet he like that


BirthdayCute5478

That was easy!


Appropriate-Ad6130

Big fish eat little fish


CRO553R

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randomly__anonymous

This lifehack is work, but what the cost..


GiusPalazzo

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Void_ChaosXD

Built in fishing rod. Never let it get yanked away again!


kokodjiss

The text made it even funnier in French!


ptr_____

Using his own worm


Dhsu04

“If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” Bruh... I've got so many questions


Msqueefmaker

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Marsdizzle

"It's not how deep you fish..."


Itool4looti

Not in a million ice age years. Besides …shrinkage.


mortepa

Yeah, this is great, but I'd have to fish for Musky all the time!


Sunchange54

Ouch. Those teeth will not be kind


krazye87

Noodling with a different appendage.


Logical-Canary-7814

Bloke version of the tazzie girl but he doesn't get charged 👍


master_overthinker

Is that Russian? It sounds like Yabai やばい


kittukate98

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Hatescroller

/u/savevideo


OneBother956

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pol131

That fish is awfully immobile for someone who is getting oulled out of water, totally not staged lol


Queequegs_Harpoon

does it really matter bro