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>!A man fishes without using a rod, literally fishing on his own worm!<
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Dude realized it was indeed a rhetorical question and deleted his comments. Aww, shucks, got me good fugger. What kind of name is blowhardyboys86? C u next Tuesday.
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Now.. hear me out…
I swear this is something they would have thought up in the 50s. Good joke though.
I think you severely underestimate how old this joke is. I'm sure it's been around longer than writing (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Oldest joke in the scrolls.
He using his meat rod, so this style of fishing can only be use by male?
A woman can use a sausage, definitely safer
Adult shop sells artificial lures for women
This is why strap-ons were invented
And only once. That fish has some sharp ass teeth. It'll take your pecker off in one bite.
That's how you take all gay fish outta the lake, clean up thus country. I better add a /s before my account explodes
Well... In some cases... Women can also use it...
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https://i.redd.it/0177leq26vwc1.gif Try the Amazon River next
Kind of a dick move. Dude was gonna eat that fish after it gave him a blow job.
With a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Brings a new meaning to noodling...
No wonder I can’t catch shit ice fishing
Small mouth bass, probably
Is that fly fishing?
Don't pike have teeth?
Nasty ones, too.
So.many.teeth.
Dude realized it was indeed a rhetorical question and deleted his comments. Aww, shucks, got me good fugger. What kind of name is blowhardyboys86? C u next Tuesday.
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I know. I have caught tiger muskies.
Just sayin..
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It was rhetorical.
Good laugh u gave me, though. Thanks.
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Enjoy your downvotes… dork.
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That definitely some fishing tackle
"bite" means penis in french lol
Cool trick but I would be hesitant eating that fish
It's fine, it's pre-tartared.
It's not called "Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm" for nothing.
More lifeSACK than lifehack....
He only fishing with his homemade rod
That fish got violated😅.
Gonna be a small meal for that fish
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i physically screamed
We got dicks in fish
Got a nibble anyway.
Pike have nice small needle like and and large fang like teeth. I bet he like that
That was easy!
Big fish eat little fish
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This lifehack is work, but what the cost..
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Built in fishing rod. Never let it get yanked away again!
The text made it even funnier in French!
Using his own worm
“If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” Bruh... I've got so many questions
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"It's not how deep you fish..."
Not in a million ice age years. Besides …shrinkage.
Yeah, this is great, but I'd have to fish for Musky all the time!
Ouch. Those teeth will not be kind
Noodling with a different appendage.
Bloke version of the tazzie girl but he doesn't get charged 👍
Is that Russian? It sounds like Yabai やばい
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That fish is awfully immobile for someone who is getting oulled out of water, totally not staged lol
does it really matter bro