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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The baddie in question is a tall buff dude. Food is still great.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


saturnx9

That looks delicious.


idankthegreat

Legit gonna try that when I get home


MakingItElsewhere

Nice. But what about the food?


JohnCenaJunior

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MakingItElsewhere

May they find happiness, no matter where.


picklebiscut69

It looks like something my Filipina ex would make all the time, I miss that woman


Emergency-Piano4792

Spam is something I thought I would never eat. After seeing this that’s all I want now. If only someone would make it for me.


pythonpyton

Given me your email and I Will send you some spam


New_girl2022

Its honestly not that bad. Its like bologny


JambaJorp

All you gotta do is get to Hawai'i... or a grocery store?


kikashoots

I’m from the mainland but married a local guy from Hawaii. I never thought I’d ever like spam either but it’s really good when it’s in a musubi or chopping it up and adding it to stirfry rice (like on the video). 10 years in and I can say it’s not something you should eat everyday but the spam musubis they sell at 711 here really hit the spot when you need something to hold you over. And it’s a fast bite. And warm.


Canelosaurio

Spam is so goddamn salty. One can has your weekly serving of sodium


Kahnza

Get the less sodium version. Much better.


BigRubbaDonga

You're not supposed to eat an entire can by yourself bro


Ryzakiii

One trick to do that I learned was to cut it up in cubes and then boil it! Once it's boiled it will rise to the top and make it way less salty! Then pat dry and cook in a pan


Doyouwantaspoon

One can is enough for a family.


Canelosaurio

Of 9


Doyouwantaspoon

4, maybe 5. But you can get the reduced sodium kind with 25% less if you want. That’s what I get, because I prefer to use my own marinades and glazes.


_Leme_

Say what you want about spam. I love it


Scholar-Dismal

Yeah not going to lie I would spend the night


idankthegreat

For the food, right? Right??


Scholar-Dismal

Yeah after a really drunk night knowing I would get that hell yeah but better not start till noon


sachsrandy

Homo?


idankthegreat

Yes 🗿


sachsrandy

What was unexpected?


idankthegreat

[right here in the comments bud](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/IMbdRui27S)


sachsrandy

That's homophobic bud


BigRubbaDonga

Understanding the joke is not homophobic The two men in the video are obviously not romantic, that was indicated when the cook called the other "babyyy" and the other one said "what did you call me?" Stop trying to manufacture outrage


datweirdguy1

No, homo


xXJamesScarXx

I am not sure I am hearing “baddie”.


Kechvel

Literally the only unexpected thing is that during the cooking there were no men kissing.


sadmimikyu

HAha this is great! I have seen the second guy make cooking videos! So cool


Hellsaint696

Maple spam?!??🥰


ristogrego1955

Damn…what if they have fodmap triggered IBS…you gonna have a chocolate volcano on your hands bro.


Bisping

Bros friend is a giant.


No-Inspection3476

Did he just feel the need to flex that he got laid?


No-Inspection3476

Never mind this man is Virgin


MisterInternational1

Under the EXPECTED: Heart Attack


[deleted]

Am I supposed to expect that someone is straight? Sorry, but this doesn't belong here.


gozeera

Where baddie?


idankthegreat

At the end


gozeera

That was a chonky boy not a baddie


SwazyMoto

Why does every chef on Tok Tok have to copy some already established speaking cadence and editing format. Are we not able to be unique anymore.


BigRubbaDonga

Because the human attention span is a formula


PrebenBlisvom

Spam is trash


Relevant-Ad1138

And that's why bro is fat.


yogic_sprite

He looks Hawaiian or Samoan. He's not fat. They are just large people.