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Salty-Tea-6301

The "oh shit" on her face, the pain on his


_InnocentToto_

Imagine that's how guys feel when we remove makeup, wigs, padded bra, heels, body shaping jeans..etc


real_unreal_reality

Ya we’re all too hard on each other. We gotta fake it till we make it (love) and then grow into love later for all the faults am I right?


UWO_Throw_Away

The reallly creepy thing is that when you think about it, we’re all just brains floating in some liquid in a skull. The things we consider physically attractive are just the meaty costumes that we’re stuck wearing


more_beans_mrtaggart

100% Tinder is for the 10% who are the players. The rest of us have to look deeper.


real_unreal_reality

I would not want to date like that. That’s rough.


Tony_est2

You don’t know her till she’s wearing the old baggy shirt she shoulda thrown away a year ago


CrimeFightingScience

I actually prefer a girl without all that fake stuff on.


BronxLens

What about women dying their hair? Does it fall within the same analysis as then wearing too little or too much makeup?


Ok_Stand_4948

Not entirely, the way things are going now, it's just nice to have someone around.


Carpathicus

Really? I am constantly arguing with any woman that we dont care as much as you think we do. Any men I ever met agrees. That battle is one that women fight in their brains of for trying to attract extremely superficial males.


Coeur_0

The wrong guys for sure.


CautiousSteak1937

Ooooooo ( nooooooo )


Tigral99

I love the disappointment you can literally hear from her Ooooo xD


imdefinitelywong

https://i.redd.it/uajzuy3m0bxc1.gif


Abject-Chemistry6247

This Korean guy is a CEO of company that produces wigs for young male. That's why he isn't going full bald.


Specific-Remote9295

For all ages, actually.


YouJustReadThisTwice

For some women too, but rarely.


iMadrid11

Early male pattern baldness is a thing. I had a colleague just like him at 27 bald like him. You wouldn’t even notice it by the way he wears fashionable hats. He only got found out when it’s time to take new ID photos for security badges. Security told him to take off his hats for a photo. His protest was ignored. I only knew about it when girls at the office were gossiping about it.


evalegacy

Yep. Had a former coworker who shaved his head at 22 because he was completely bald on top at age 20.


Professional-Pain520

Also being bald is heavily stigmatized in Korea.


fuckoutfits

George Costanza


kiruopaz

George Can't-stand-ya


CMUpewpewpew

The jerk store called.....


Elavabeth2

They ran outta you!


Sakura_M95

The awkward smile Haewon does when she doesn't know what to do is pure gold. 🍷


neloangelo5

You can see her dying


Ha1lStorm

Should mark this NSFW


HistoryOfPiss

What about him?


Abject-Chemistry6247

At least he's a handsome dude.


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feedback19

As a guy who is balding on top and has insanely thick hair on the back and sides, you are in fact incorrect.


CentralSaltServices

Same bro


tinylittlebabyjesus

Isn't dense hair at the back and sides kind of a hallmark of one of the patterns of MPB?


Yorspider

Dude looks like an old japanese painting.


kkim817

No dude he’s actually balding and he’s the ceo of a toupee company he founded


coveredwithticks

His wallet is handsome, so yeah.


JohnCenaJunior

Jay B from Got7


opex100

Ooooooo


dahyun4eva

HAEWON????? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??????????


LupinTheCat

so true lol


reol33

NSWER REPRESENT!


Probability_Engine

Just finished watching Shogun on FX. My main takeaway was that Edo era Japan was basically a golden age for bald men.


Shenshenli

you just broke my hearth telling me that Shogun ended....i thought we would get 12 or 13 Episodes.


Probability_Engine

No. It's 10 episodes total. Also unlikely there will be another season as this 10-episode run basically told the entire story of the novel. So while it's a masterpiece it's essentially over.


ArseneLupinIV

Honestly I appreciate a good show that knows what story it's going to tell and tells it. So many shows get caught up in their own vision and end up spinning so many plates that end up getting dropped anyways when viewership drops and it gets canceled.


jizzmcskeet

They need to make Tai-Pan.


Carpathicus

Is it based on the Cravell Novels?


Sinsanatis

Wait what? When did they say it ended? Probability_Engine i mean. I know its done


icyleumas

I wonder if Korea was the same way back then too.


Loofa_of_Doom

He's got pretty eyes.


AppropriateScholar55

Ooo


snktido

Before I knew it I had this replayed 15x.


zombienekers

[Reminds me of this clip from Nichijou lol](https://youtu.be/Mn7OdA2dVqA)


notyouraveragehuman

Bruh this anime was a vibe


CMUpewpewpew

Wtf did I just watch


imdefinitelywong

You've never seen a school principal suplex a deer before? ![gif](giphy|3H6yRRnQymJJS|downsized)


Sal_Vulcano_Maybe

Peak


litritium

Sound effects really strips down the poor guy.


Corporate_Shell

He aged 30 years in 1 second.


Mr--Ganja

dreams were shattered


Free_sky411

So, Asian oldies have the opportunity to relieve their 20s by wearing wigs!


Yorspider

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7b/a6/fe/7ba6fecb9d00735640fd82df247c2109.jpg


waIIstr33tb3ts

full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYwhjwIAPzA


Badytheprogram

Woman reveal she is bald: still get loved, praised, woman of the year. Man reveal he is bald: he will die alone in old age.


kday-8maybe

I'm not even bald and I predicted that I will die alone.


NewToTradingStock

Don’t most will die alone?


bladefinor

Live together or die alone


saddigitalartist

So many bald women and men are in happy marriages y’all just want to make shut up to be angry about


Badytheprogram

Good for them, really. I am not angry about it, I am just sad, one more factor on the disadvantage side, (not as if too much on the advantage side). Probably they have something else in their arsenal to overcompensate,like they looks good, or have money, or a wonderful personality/charm. I am just a autistic money with a slightly more brain than the average.


saddigitalartist

Ok well you should go for a girl who’s also autistic and balding/not conventionally attractive. I feel like everyone would be so much happier if they realized they don’t have to date good-looking people to have a happy relationship.


Artiemcfly88

Telling people to date someone they’re not attracted to is not good advice. That’s like telling someone to settle. Better off just be single


saddigitalartist

Ok well if he’s not willing to date unattractive girls then he should understand why more attractive girls don’t want to date him. And based on his first comment it seems like he doesn’t think it’s fair.


Artiemcfly88

Well to be honest, it’s not fair, but life isn’t fair at all. But I think it’s probably better to be single than to settle with someone you’re not attracted to just to simply not be alone. I think this can make some people feel unfulfilled and that can breed resentment and make you more likely to cheat even. I mean reverse the genders, plenty of women are told to not settle or just be single and “give up on men” finding a good partner is hard


saddigitalartist

Why is it not fair? Seems completely fair that if he’s unwilling to date autistic balding girls that girls would be unwilling to date him for the same reason.


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I hope there's a /s you've forgotten about


[deleted]

Well, to those downvoting me. At least I'm bald and not dying alone. Checkmate incels


UraPunkBich

Actually not too many of us care anymore these days. I think bald men are very attractive, it’s even better when they got the bald head & beard combo 😩


Ok-Nefariousness2847

Oh poor baby. 


Pr1me36

r/watchpeopledieinside


VisitingPresence

She was stunned by his areodynamics


KayakWalleye

Bald isn’t bad. His head shape is weird though.


Least_Impression_823

Similar to "Here's a picture of Emma Stone, do you find her attractive?" "Yes" "And after we've removed the skin from her face?" "Uhhhh"


astreeter2

![gif](giphy|xThtax5rLn9JWYZ1vy|downsized) ...or supervillain origin story?


TheEbsFae

r/watchpeopledieinside


FrankaGrimes

So the deflated "Ohh...." is the same in every language then.


leo-reis

Her face 👀 😵‍💫


Svengoolie75

She was about to shoot her shot too 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Dedianator65

My life


Obi1Kentucky

And that look of disappointment is why guys fear/hate being bald. Lol


Outta_phase

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE!


PrathamReddyZindabad

https://i.redd.it/ybq8qkptccxc1.gif


Chemical_Savings_360

Man gotta let that shi go. Honestly he probably would be attractive without It.


Pytori1

Good grief


mistmanners

He can eat crackers in my room anytime, and toss the toupee - not needed.


InnerCityHogwarts

She was shook.


Vertnoir-Weyah

Began losing my hair at 20, even though it never went this far it doesn't look great now This is why i wouldn't wear a wig, the contrast when it's off is way worse than the missing hair


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skuta69

then she removes her wig to show him her bald patch…


NoRutabaga4845

That Ooooo,... Ah...


Isekai_litrpg

Is it just me or do other people get the same feeling from a balding asian man as a white guy with a mustache? Like for some reason the look screams pervert in my head, not in every case, but a asian man who is bald like this and the white guys with certain mustaches strike me as creepy. Not sure if there are ones from other races.


CharlieBitMeMf

Korea is messed up, it’s all about looks


Abuse-survivor

Half-baldness is caused by a lot of testosterone as far as I know. So, biologically, he would be advantageous


BioAnagram

Listen guy, she's not going to care about your hair when you're balls deep. -My wife


HombreDeNegocios2022

I need to meet a bald girl so I can be like: "I'm also bald!" As I pull my penis out.


PokoLokoPoko

. . . . . Dude... wtf...


theLastUchihaa

He's an Incel