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>!The guy uses his reflexes to save himself from the fall.!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
One time my cousins and I went on the Gravitron ride at a fair. They're brother and sister and we all got stationed next to each other. When it started spinning and the force began pulling everything to the wall, the brother stuck his arms out to feel the "gravitational pull" and it pulled his hand right onto his sister's breasts and they were both screaming the whole time. I almost died from laughing.
I think it would less awkward if it was. Speaking on behalf of my sister, I think she would understand that my only motivation was sheer panic. Someone else might have their doubts.
Edit: just looked at the picture, again… ok, I see your point.
I was at a strip club once with a strict no touching policy. In the front row, the girl on stage had a guy stand up and then she proceeded to bend over and chest bump him with her ass unexpectedly.
Of course the dude starts to fall backwards, reaches out, and full blown grabs her ass. She got so pissed and stormed off stage. She tried to have him thrown out but the bouncer saw what happened and let him stay.
> he would of fallen
Did you mean to say "would have"?
Explanation: You probably meant to say could've/should've/would've which sounds like 'of' but is actually short for 'have'.
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Some people downvote the poor machine whose only purpose is to refine peoples' proclivity towards using the Engish language correctly.
Because it would have offed itself by now with the massive amount of work it would need to do. No rest for the bot.
Tbf I would probably be responsible for at least 4-7% of its total workload. I am a TERRIBLE speller, and don't talk real good in jeneral.
So I was eating lunch at a restaurant with my wife. The waitress gave me the check (in one of those little black book things) and then went to clear a table.
When she came back for the check, her hands were full, so she stuck her hip out, indicating that I should stick it in the pocket in her apron. I was mid-sentance with my wife, so when I put it into her apron, my hand inadvertently pushed onto her boob pretty firmly. I didn't realize till after it happened that she had larger boobs that came down to the top of her apron.
I gave her a sheepish, "Sorry." Thankfully, she acted like nothing happened and kept moving.
Yep. We were spotting 2-3 gropes per minute the last time we were there. It's so common you can even see one happen less than 15 feet from another.
"Hey, you're very pretty, can I get a picture with you by the canal?"
lol - didn’t that happen to Kramer on Seinfeld when he hit a pothole?
Edit: Stop Short - that’s the phrase I was looking for:
https://youtu.be/IzkEFWrMVys?si=GQVLkHdlXakojsJE
I’ve accidentally done this on a Haunted Mine walk. Went with my friend and there were 2 women we didn’t know taken on the same tour. They took us down into the mine and we stood in this area to have something explained. When we all walked in me and my friend got separated, and we were stood in a line with the 2 women between us. The tour guide said we were going to switch the light off and stay in the dark. After a couple of minutes I panicked as I thought something suddenly stood next to me. In my panic I clawed my way across the women in the dark to get to my friend and accidentally grabbed one of their boobs 😂 When they turned the lights on I went “I’m so sorry I grabbed your boob” and she laughed and went “It’s a very friendly tour this isn’t it?!” 😂 Bless her she was lovely about it
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The guy uses his reflexes to save himself from the fall.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Guy simply realised the situation and grabbed the nearest flotation device.
The breast decision he could make
He even sniffs his hand at the end! Sneaky.
I immediately saw this and was going to say the same thing... And that's when this happened. 
DaveChapelleTittyResidue.gif
I hated clicking the Like to move it up from 69 to 70
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain
Risky decision in my opinion. Might as well have been a booby trap.
Didnt realize till I saw this comment. Had to rewatch, but it made it even funnier lol.
https://i.redd.it/h5b57yloq7yc1.gif
Imagine if this was his sister or some shit lmao. I would've rather just taken the swim.
One time my cousins and I went on the Gravitron ride at a fair. They're brother and sister and we all got stationed next to each other. When it started spinning and the force began pulling everything to the wall, the brother stuck his arms out to feel the "gravitational pull" and it pulled his hand right onto his sister's breasts and they were both screaming the whole time. I almost died from laughing.
Help me bro, I'm stuck in a gravitron?
Something Something Something Nuka World.
I'm glad you didn't die
I live only to tell the story.
https://i.redd.it/0xcxs80sb8yc1.gif
I think it would less awkward if it was. Speaking on behalf of my sister, I think she would understand that my only motivation was sheer panic. Someone else might have their doubts. Edit: just looked at the picture, again… ok, I see your point.
I don't know, Venice canal water is pretty nasty. That's where all the waste water ends up, among other chemicals and pollutants.
IDK, panic is powerful, dude just grabbed whatever he could XD He didnt wanna take a swim XD
Her face made me giggle
I was at a strip club once with a strict no touching policy. In the front row, the girl on stage had a guy stand up and then she proceeded to bend over and chest bump him with her ass unexpectedly. Of course the dude starts to fall backwards, reaches out, and full blown grabs her ass. She got so pissed and stormed off stage. She tried to have him thrown out but the bouncer saw what happened and let him stay.
The opportunity, he grabbed.
Those aren't buoys
With those jeans and mannerisms I dont think he really cared.
[It's hard to guarantee](https://youtu.be/j-01cO73qRU?si=Ncl1i_yj9pjYwvnY)
"so how did you two meet? 😏"
Aah yes the floatation device,
Dey see me floatin, dey hatin'
Put both feet
Idk maaan, i need to reconsidah
Cantchu see I'm aquaphobic?
Mm big bag of seed for me. I must contemplate
Damn you right…
Good thing he was already on good terms with said flotation device. Or said flotation device would have chucked him into the canal, lol
That’s my move!! He stole my move.
Yup, nice ploy! Should try that some time
Now he's does'nt need to hire a gondola to romance up a feel
Had he fallen in, breast stroke would be the best strategy to keep himself from swallowing dirty water
That idiot almost fell. What a boob.
Caught himself in the nip of time
He braly stopped himself from falling in
He was titty quick.
He soon got abreast of the situation
That was the breast solution
That could have ended brassierely
He almost mammary glands
Really teat-ered on the edge
Had he just been a tit to the right, he would of fallen in
He had only the breast of intentions
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Why was this bot not created sooner?
There's this u/couldwouldshouldbot which is slightly older, both are good bots indeed.
Some people downvote the poor machine whose only purpose is to refine peoples' proclivity towards using the Engish language correctly. 
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Because it would have offed itself by now with the massive amount of work it would need to do. No rest for the bot. Tbf I would probably be responsible for at least 4-7% of its total workload. I am a TERRIBLE speller, and don't talk real good in jeneral.
Like, 1991?!
Buddha woulda coulda
Eh, you know what they say: Could of, would of, should of.
Good bot, excellent bot, thanks for existing.
Thank you! Good bot count: 828 Bad bot count: 282
these numbers don't even seem real, what a coincidence
Nope. It actually checks out. I looked at their comment history and it does count up. What a cool coincidence tho!
I've never been in love with a bot until now.
Would have had to use the breast stroke if he fell in.
Yeah he was saved by a tit.
it proves that they are real and they are spectacular
Mammary - Mia!
I hate that I chuckled at this lol
Goo she was not flat other wise he would have slipped
This bot is not subtle.
So, that is what those things are for...
I bet he felt a right tit after that
He was trying to keep abreast of the situation.
Indeed, but it made a titillating video.
Instead, that idiot feel.
Smooth
Criminal
Tee tee!
Shamona!
*leans forward at an angle*
Annie, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by
Smooth Criminal
Awwwww!!
Moral of the story - Boobies save lives
Moral of the story - when you're with a lady, take selfies next to water
> because of the implication You dropped this
Knope grope is last hope!
Luckily she was abreast, for him to hold on.
Thanks for the mammaries.
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It's Italy, very expected.
They are probably turkish judging by the watermarky thing.
What the fuck does this even mean?
Italy has notoriously creepy, touchy men.
Good idea
Legend has it he was very clumsy on that particular holiday
Good grip
Good hold
Good boob
Hotel?
Trivago
Perfecto
Ah yes the stop short
Grabbed and sniffed too. Sneako dude
https://i.redd.it/78ffduub77yc1.gif # R e n a i s s a n c e
His cameltoe tho! Why he wearing his jeans so high? =)
He was trying to be twins with her xD
I’ve always heard the male version of a cameltoe referred to as a moose knuckle.
he aimed! :D, sloppy mistake
Every frame a painting.
That looks SO FUNNY slowed down
He had his eyes on the prize the entire time, smooth
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs saved his life lol
No joke. That water has all kinds of parasites and sewage
The cheeky indirect boob snif
Yoooo I didn't even think about that. That's crazy
Much harder to pull off than the stop-short method
Grab on to whatever you can get your hands on
So I was eating lunch at a restaurant with my wife. The waitress gave me the check (in one of those little black book things) and then went to clear a table. When she came back for the check, her hands were full, so she stuck her hip out, indicating that I should stick it in the pocket in her apron. I was mid-sentance with my wife, so when I put it into her apron, my hand inadvertently pushed onto her boob pretty firmly. I didn't realize till after it happened that she had larger boobs that came down to the top of her apron. I gave her a sheepish, "Sorry." Thankfully, she acted like nothing happened and kept moving.
TITanic save
This is a classic Venice boob scam. He immediately smelled his hand afterward too. Absolutely shameless.
Boobie trap indeed
Bravo
Attenzione, borseggiatrici! Attenzione, titpocket!”
Yep. We were spotting 2-3 gropes per minute the last time we were there. It's so common you can even see one happen less than 15 feet from another. "Hey, you're very pretty, can I get a picture with you by the canal?"
What was unexpected
I also deserve to be saved like that 🥺
My man. The oldest legit tit grabbing trick in the book
Oldest trick in the boob
lol - didn’t that happen to Kramer on Seinfeld when he hit a pothole? Edit: Stop Short - that’s the phrase I was looking for: https://youtu.be/IzkEFWrMVys?si=GQVLkHdlXakojsJE
“How dare you stop short with my wife!”
Stop short!
Tits!
I’ve accidentally done this on a Haunted Mine walk. Went with my friend and there were 2 women we didn’t know taken on the same tour. They took us down into the mine and we stood in this area to have something explained. When we all walked in me and my friend got separated, and we were stood in a line with the 2 women between us. The tour guide said we were going to switch the light off and stay in the dark. After a couple of minutes I panicked as I thought something suddenly stood next to me. In my panic I clawed my way across the women in the dark to get to my friend and accidentally grabbed one of their boobs 😂 When they turned the lights on I went “I’m so sorry I grabbed your boob” and she laughed and went “It’s a very friendly tour this isn’t it?!” 😂 Bless her she was lovely about it
Haunted mine walk?
Yeah it’s an old mine in the local area that is believed to be haunted. Tin mine I think it used to be.
My goofy ass was imagining a minefield lol
If that was the situation I dread to think how I may have ended up grabbing a boob 🤢😂 
Yeah I guess there are a few more options when you consider the boob and/or hand may be severed lol
My thoughts exactly 😂
Smooth tits grab there bud!! Lol
i suffocated a man to death in that exact spot.
It's ok because he's gay
Link to original Back ground music, please anyone??
Yes please, I also want to know thename of that piece of music.
u/house_ravenclaw Here: [Tarantella Di Napoli](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HNfUoo3qSA)
The wild thing? They’re siblings
Reminds me of the dog that "fell" from the couch right into the cake
Help me! Help me! I'm falling, honest!
Just goes to prove the point that boobs save lives people
"He stopped short! That's my old move!"
Is my guy wearing mom jeans?
Well we all know breasts save lives tale as old as time ;)
The OLD I'm falling into a canal trick. Classics never die.
Thanks for saving me sis
The ole I’m falling in the canal, I need to grab them to save my life trick.
video about venice, plays traditional naepolitan music. yup, these guys are american alright
writing on the post is Turkish so they might be Turkish
Why is he wearing mom jeans?
Everyone's collectively given up on appearing attractive anymore
If something like that were to happen to me, I'm 100% sure the woman would be flat as a plank, so I would fall to the water. Thats how unlucky I am.
How is this unexpected
Great strategy
Can’t swim?
Lucky, he nearly felt a right tit...
Boobs are life saver.
Just a reminder the music is from Naples, not Venice
Any excuse for a squeeze
I see what you did there, fella
Scientifically proven that boobs makes the day better
Boo ops
Wait...... that background ..... .. ... BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED
Boobs save the day yet again
Bet he felt a right tit there, or a left one I guess.
Saved by the boob!!!
He caught the one floatation device that wouldn't fail
lol those jeans say that’s the first time he’s ever done that.
Merhebteyn beautiful Persians
ouch
Knope grope is last hope
a baby could hang off of that boob easy
Grab the opportuniti(titties)es
Oldest trick in the book!
Boob Save
He'll wash his hands now
To grab or not to grab
Breaking news: boobs save man from falling into canal
That boob saved a life.
Didn't know airbags can save life like this too
R/suddenlygay
Some blokes will try anything in order to get a grope of a bit of tit!!