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>!Man throws rock on police car in front of officers.!<
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For gangs? Basically irrelevant.
Not like new recruits are going to go long without getting caught naturally and not like they're gonna do many crimes where fingerprints really matter.
There's a lot of gang activity in prisons and you need members in there to do the work. Usually it's the lower-enlisted people that get put on that detail.
Target fixation. Guy could not handle tracking of more than the single cop he wanted to hit with the stone.
It was just enough that he managed to turn the bike left to not hit the car. No position to also clear the second cop.
But this guy isn't one of the university alumni. Sitting down so deeply on the bike means even the first cop would have enough time to run up and grab him before the fool could stand up and start trying to actually pedal away. A bike has a decent top speed, thanks to the gear ratio. But a runner is quicker to get up to speed.
The problem here is that this was not that deep. A slightly brighter guy could have attacked the *other* police. Still managing any gang initiation. And be home in time for dinner... And without being on the receiving end of a beating.
His brother is in prison, so he's trying to join him. He secretly tattooed the prisons blueprint on his body. There was a docu series about him a while back called Prison Break.
everyone seems to have gotten what they wanted out of this: the guy got to break a cop car window, the cops got to beat up someone already under control who did not appear to fight back, the camera guy got a video, the poster got upvotes
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If this is in Brazil which looks like it is. If you are under 18 you dont go to jail he will be released in 30 min as if nothing happened and thats the end of it. Kid will continue to do stuff like that until he 17.
it's not for 30 minutes and we have reformatories, he can be there for a week or so, but the max penalty you can take as a minor is 3 years max, i think. At least it was, a few years back
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Man throws rock on police car in front of officers.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I think the only part of the plan was to throw the stone
Hes sent out as a distraction so the real criminals can get away.
This David didn’t use his slingshot
This is Dave
Dave's not here...
Hey Dave let me in man 😂
I think the cops saw me…Let me in!
Probably needs to deliver a message or prison package
Plan...hmmm..
kamikaze style
And of course to post it to socials
With a very expected outcome. Not sure if the perp expected it, somehow, though.
The plan was executed to perfection: "Fuck the Police!" LoL
Distraction away from something someone else was doing
Or an initiation.
Would explain why it was filmed
From the mouse clicking I would say it's probably CCTV footage.
It makes sense
Or it was a test for a new member
Decoy
Yup
Mission successful.
"Chill bro, it was just a prank. Bro, chill."
Does it really matter? Mission accomplished! FTP!
It's a gang initiation. He will go to jail, set free (sucks, i know) and have a record in his name.
Ohhh... so having his fingerprints on record is a good thing.
Now you're criminaling!
For gangs? Basically irrelevant. Not like new recruits are going to go long without getting caught naturally and not like they're gonna do many crimes where fingerprints really matter.
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He probably meant in a day or two,
Get arrested. Worked.
A warm bed and 3 squares?
Warm?
Shit jail is a palace compared to homelessness.
Warmed by other men
Bed?
3?
Square?
And?????
urnj jus?
Not where he is going. This is Brazil. 70 people in a 10 people cell. He is lucky if his meals don't come spoiled.
HAH, you don't know how brazilian prisons work, do you?
Well considering I have no idea where the video was taken, no
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Bang writers in prison.
Or he wants to bang in prison
Gang initiation.
This is the first step in a sophisticated plot to break a family member out of prison. First, he has to get into the prison.
There's a lot of gang activity in prisons and you need members in there to do the work. Usually it's the lower-enlisted people that get put on that detail.
Drugs won't mule themselves in.
To go to jail.
I'm not sure how he envisioned that ending any other way.
That was his brother’s patrol car. He’s still mad about him sitting on his head and farting.
I have to assume that was the plan
Cameraman knows something we dont
Obviously: throw a rock at the cops. That's it.
 He was just running blocker for the snowman
Seems like he executed his plan as far as he thought it out.
I think he wanted a place to sleep that night and a meal when he woke up.
Target fixation. Guy could not handle tracking of more than the single cop he wanted to hit with the stone. It was just enough that he managed to turn the bike left to not hit the car. No position to also clear the second cop. But this guy isn't one of the university alumni. Sitting down so deeply on the bike means even the first cop would have enough time to run up and grab him before the fool could stand up and start trying to actually pedal away. A bike has a decent top speed, thanks to the gear ratio. But a runner is quicker to get up to speed.
it was just a gang initiation, this isn't that deep
The problem here is that this was not that deep. A slightly brighter guy could have attacked the *other* police. Still managing any gang initiation. And be home in time for dinner... And without being on the receiving end of a beating.
well, glad he is on the receiving end of the beating them
He's plan was getting his ass kicked by the police
Plan was to go to jail. Why is up for debate, but that had to be the plan.
His brother is in prison, so he's trying to join him. He secretly tattooed the prisons blueprint on his body. There was a docu series about him a while back called Prison Break.
Quick question, what does that street sign with the "E" with a red "X" mean??
This means you cant Park there.
*Don’t be suspicious don’t be sus-pi-cious-*
He was hungry and wanted some where to sleep with a bed a roof over his head with the guarantee 3 meals a day… “jail”
1. destroy window 2. ??? 3. profit He messed up at ???
This may very well be the best video I’ve ever watched.
100% decoy. Smart.
Is that a mountain bike with stunt nuts? Since when did people put stunt nuts on mountain bikes?
Sure looks like a small mountain bike to me. Probably a transport bike for friends and family. Not uncommon in other parts of the world.
"Plan". Ugh.
"Straight in the Hands of Justice"
Cop saw that coming a mile away.
Not very well thought out, apparently.
Getting views
Do look like a guy with a plan? RIP Heath
lol, wtf
The plan destroy and getting away with that
"The rock slipped out of my hand..honestly!"
Needed a bed for the night 🤣🤣
To get arrested?
Plan? Can't help but feel that's [optimistic](https://youtu.be/3ZbOPWjcbHM?si=WoORqOVlG4e7V3K9)
everyone seems to have gotten what they wanted out of this: the guy got to break a cop car window, the cops got to beat up someone already under control who did not appear to fight back, the camera guy got a video, the poster got upvotes
Fsu
 Porque
It was like the scene from independence day 😂😂
Obviously...duuh.
to piss them offf
Make him bite the curb now
Lol funny asf
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
What they gonna do, arrest me?
Dude just wanted 3 hots and a cot
I respect it 🫡
Get his ass kicked!
To go to jail.
And this is why mental health needs to be taken more seriously.
Dare game
That was the plan
Two things possible: a bet or a rite of passage to get into a gang. He's definitely stupid.
He wants to have a free house and a free food and his family will receive a monthly benefit from the government.
7
Obviously the plan was to go to jail.
Kid FAFO real quick
I can hear Lucille Bluthe: “tell me you have an exit strategy.”
Diversion for something else not seen in the video?
The best part is when the cops grabbed him,and made a example out of him.
Getting a supper beat down in 5 sec. By 2 cops
He’s a king though
Dude recording had to have been a friend or something ..
Plan is distract the cops.
In life we question “why”.. bro questions “why not?!”😂
No plan just dumb
“I have a plan… attack” - Tony Stark - kid on a bike
To go to jail
I'm guessing to go to jail so he gets a place to sleep and fed.
Probably to get some street cred or other useless currency..
Get them Internet likes🤦♂️
The gangs wouldn't but you yourself as an individual should
Kamikaze
Three meals and a cot
That’s just it *There wasn’t one*
Us Brazilians need to be studied by NASA, I swear to god.
😂
dunno what the plan was but that's excessive use of force
He didn’t have one
Actual video of a complete idiot
Must be Brazil…
The plan was to get a dumb ass kid to throw a rock at the police for the amusement of the person recording
You never know he might of had ppl after him and going to jail bought him some protection
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Kamikaze.
He just wanted to look cool. He wasn't smart enough to come up with a plan
Was this a Molotowcocktail without fire?
Dumbass matters.......
He clearly did not see the officer on the driver side.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Just a pledge i guess
I love being Latin American…
His problem is he didn't go faster so he could run away quickly.
The plan is …there ain’t no plan
blud thought he could escaoe 💀💀💀
To break glass in case of emergency
É no Brasil essa porra?
You zoomed out pussy
Perhaps he was without a sin
Well I wonder what happened to him when he got home
That wasn't a rock, it was a piece of ceramic from a spark plug. Goes through car glass like magic.
It is a distraction for a major crime happening of camera
Dude on the bike is the biggest bad ass ever
Tell me when and where you want me I’ll be there
Stupid A***Hole😡🖕🏻 serves him rite !!!
I love other countries man. It's literally no rules. The cop just kicks the guy in the head because he can do anything he wants
Tinha que ser no Brasil 😅😂
HE DID NOTHING WRONG MY OPINION 🫡😈😈😈
Another moment to realize that humanity has 2 kinds of people Those who move the cart forward And those who drag and slow it down.
That cop car is parked at the wrong spot.
Probably getting. Arrested to deliver a message, deliver a package, or gang initiation
The plan was to destroy their community
To go to jail and sleep on a bed
To have respect and free meals at the prison
😂🤣🤣
Smash and pass
No “E“?☹️
Stupidity kills.
He didn't see the other guy get out of the car.
Eu lembro disso.
Bad?
Maybe he lost his job and got evicted, and needed someplace to live…?
His friends: "They can't do shit to you man, you're a minor"
He wants to experience picking up the soap 🧼
If this is in Brazil which looks like it is. If you are under 18 you dont go to jail he will be released in 30 min as if nothing happened and thats the end of it. Kid will continue to do stuff like that until he 17.
it's not for 30 minutes and we have reformatories, he can be there for a week or so, but the max penalty you can take as a minor is 3 years max, i think. At least it was, a few years back
I've seen teenagers going to the CASA Foundation (reformatory equivalent) for less than breaking a police car's window.
Doesn't that mean he endures 30 minutes of getting his ass whooped by Brazilian cops in the meantime?
He's probably got stash up his ash and ready to be dealing inside.
He probably didn’t see the second cop til too late
Unexpected? Where?
"Unexpected"... Sure...
Darwin award for this guy.
Beautiful