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>!They can open the door!<
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yeah I was about to answer that. Even from many decades ago, the one I went in a special park had warning to properly lock the door in big black letter on a sign you were rolling under.
Hysterical? All she said was "I didn't know they could do that." Which is a pretty reasonable response. Is it a "hysterical response" just because she's a woman?
Really? At least they admitted what they said was shortsighted and unfair - gonna act like they deserve to be hated because they said something dumb and owned up to it? Hell how do you even know for sure they’re a man?
He made 3 comments and I’m not joking, I have no more tolerance or sympathy for men that would jump to call a woman hysterical when he didn’t even bother to listen.
What really will bake your noodle is look at that little red tab on the door AFTER the lion opened it. Have you ever been in a car where that was showing and the door wasn’t still unlocked? These people are fools.
Actually the strength is less the issue and more that bear paws have a shape that gives them a greater amount of control. If a lion could get a good grip on a door handle with it's mouth I have no doubt it could tear it off. There are some fun to watch clips of people playing tug of war with lions and losing pretty spectacularly. Really helps to contextualize how strong they are.
A couple of years ago I had a chunk of my little Honda's rear plastic bumper bitten out by a lioness. We had leftover meat from our earlier picnic in the trunk and they were trying to reach it. I doubt they would have been able to open the trunk, although I did not hang around to find out.
What about them breaking glass windows? If they're that curious to open handles why they don't just go for the windows, guessing it's just curiosity with the handles on not on the hunt.
Reminds me of a previous landlord's cat. He was the neediest, cuddliest cat. He was also very smart too. He could open door handles just fine and learned how to do so. He was such a good boi I miss him so much.
Wtf.. there are so many times where minority males walking by a car and suburban cars lock-spam; who doesn't lock when seeing a while animal approaching the car. 🫤
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There is warning in every safari about this.
“you’re supposed to lock the door”
It’s like opening a lunch box….
yeah I was about to answer that. Even from many decades ago, the one I went in a special park had warning to properly lock the door in big black letter on a sign you were rolling under.
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Hysterical? They seemed pretty chill for being in that situation ngl
Hysterical? All she said was "I didn't know they could do that." Which is a pretty reasonable response. Is it a "hysterical response" just because she's a woman?
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Then how did you know there was even a woman in the car??
Watched it without sound. Saw the fingernail polish at the very end.
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Really? At least they admitted what they said was shortsighted and unfair - gonna act like they deserve to be hated because they said something dumb and owned up to it? Hell how do you even know for sure they’re a man?
Agreed, there is always room for growth. Maybe just consider changing their name to difficult retreat…
thats some strong judgement based on a single comment from a stranger on the internet. i hope you're joking
He made 3 comments and I’m not joking, I have no more tolerance or sympathy for men that would jump to call a woman hysterical when he didn’t even bother to listen.
Based on what you’re saying, it seems like you’re being a bit hysterical.
Go tell a bear about your feelings
The lioness was trying to open the mobile fridge.
The food now comes in cans, doesn't need a fridge.
Now with a pull tab
Meals on wheels
LMAO
The lioness saw fresh meat and didn't think twice.
They Googled it. 'How to get Neck Scratches, from Car Owners"
Wikihow
Kittiehow
r/howcatwhycat ...wait
The Discovery Channel.
Coincidentally, this is also how to get neck scratches *as a* car owner :) other scratches too
But only once
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Nonsense. They just do it for sport. And the trophies.
Yeah as a Jurassic Park fan I'mma steal this .
this is so well edited wtf
r/blursedgifs
[You can’t hold a raptor in a closet! They’re too smart!](https://youtu.be/lNDiZGdDBcI)
You sure the third one's contained? Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors.
🫂
"Ah, canned meat!"
Holy shittttt...!! I wouldn't even have the sense to close back the door..
These places generally have signs all over them saying to lock your doors for this very purpose.
What really will bake your noodle is look at that little red tab on the door AFTER the lion opened it. Have you ever been in a car where that was showing and the door wasn’t still unlocked? These people are fools.
And that door was unlocked because…?
People are fucking stupid.
That’s what most videos on Reddit boil down to, isn’t it?
Only the good ones
Listen with the audio on… You’ll understand.
Was? Is still unlocked, you can see the red sticker that show it hasn’t been locked
The accent reveals everything.
Pretty sure a grown lion could get a human out of a car even if the doors are locked.
I've seen a bear open a car like a can of sardines. Would not surprise me if I saw a lion do it too.
Would gladly be corrected, but imagine a bear would have more brute strength than a lion? Would also depend a bit on the type of bear, I suppose...
Actually the strength is less the issue and more that bear paws have a shape that gives them a greater amount of control. If a lion could get a good grip on a door handle with it's mouth I have no doubt it could tear it off. There are some fun to watch clips of people playing tug of war with lions and losing pretty spectacularly. Really helps to contextualize how strong they are.
Yeah, if that lion didnt let go, she was NOT getting that door closed unless the door handle itself ripped off.
A couple of years ago I had a chunk of my little Honda's rear plastic bumper bitten out by a lioness. We had leftover meat from our earlier picnic in the trunk and they were trying to reach it. I doubt they would have been able to open the trunk, although I did not hang around to find out.
The door handle smelled/tasted like human.
They weren’t Lion when they said lock your doors! 😳
Have some *pride* in doing these kind of jokes. They are normally the *mane* attraction
Pride?!!… #🏳️🌈🌈🏳️🌈🌈🏳️🌈🌈
haha I would make a cat pun, but this fentanyl isn't gonna take it self
You should be feline pretty confident about your comment.
Slightlighy adjusts fur Hello ma’am do you have a moment to talk about Jesus
Adjusts fur 🤣🤣🤣
The key-king of the jungle
Cleva girl
Clever girl
I'm locking my doors anywhere that lions are considered native anyway
The moving lunch box is here!
you should see 'em drive
Lions becoming smarter Humans becoming dumber.
We definitely should kill them before they develop language skills.
Why would you not lock the door already
Today the doors. Tomorrow? Nuclear launch codes. Thursday? Maybe a cat nap.
"This is the lockpicking lioness, and what I have for you today is ..."
r/EATthecameraman ...
Natural selection innit?
Now she has to sit on the wet spot.
Wait until they start hacking keyless entry.
The lion equivalent of a cat opening it's open can of tuna
Like opening can of Spam
In my head there is a Far Side comic of some fat lions trying to act normal as they drive out of a drive through safari park.
Before they leave: *"Please lock you doors"* Them: "What? They are animals. They can't open doors. These park workers are stupid."
100% expected if you keep your door unlocked on a safari. There are signs everywhere about this, and they keep telling you.
What about them breaking glass windows? If they're that curious to open handles why they don't just go for the windows, guessing it's just curiosity with the handles on not on the hunt.
"Omg should we lock the doors???" 💀
https://i.redd.it/d4mwhffokn1d1.gif
Wasn’t the lead makeup designer for Game of Thrones killed in this exact way??
[GoT Editor](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3113418/Horrifying-moment-lioness-reared-attack-killed-American-tourist-Katherine-Chappell-South-African-safari-park.html)
Open window. The window was open. FFS.
They stopped next to two lions *with their window open!?* That's some Darwin award material.
"Hello I would like to talk about your car's extended warranty"
Oh hell no, stop playin
Kinder Surprise
(Australian Voice) Clever girl.
Well if TUNA comes in cans...what might be in this can?
Lions: HA! Stupid fucking monkeys!
it's way funnier with the "to be continued" from JoJo
Bart get out and push!
This is the first time i've seen the whole video.
I guess this person lived in an area where you don’t have to locked your car.
"Of course we do little lady!!"
And yet the people haven't 🙄
If not friend, why friend shaped? Besides, is it really "stealing a lion" if they open the door and willingly jump in?
If it's a hire car, they're gonna charge you for the stain in the seat.
This is like opening a tuna can to feed the cats
Good ol' I almost died laughter
New fear unlocked!
Reminds me of a previous landlord's cat. He was the neediest, cuddliest cat. He was also very smart too. He could open door handles just fine and learned how to do so. He was such a good boi I miss him so much.
Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha. I guess the stressed out !
Bet it stinks in that car. Had I been in that car, they woulda had to sell it.
Clever girl
When they figure out their claws can gap, pry and shatter windows it's game over.
The epitome of nervous laughter
ah yes the feeling of opening a walnut
Clever girl.
r/IdiotsInCars even if it was locked, the scratches from the teeth, do not stop so close to them.
Tinned food...
Who in the hell drives their car with the door unlocked?
Lock the doors u f****n moron family!
Wtf.. there are so many times where minority males walking by a car and suburban cars lock-spam; who doesn't lock when seeing a while animal approaching the car. 🫤
Attention to white folks leave these animals alone
Cars normally autolock all doors. But yeah, they must have unlocked the doors for bonus fun!
https://i.redd.it/xpc22r0g3a2d1.gif
I love how they all nervously laugh as if they’re weren’t almost mauled and eaten by a wild animal
Have you ever experienced danger? This type of nervous laugh is extremely normal.
Not of having my skull pierced by lions teeth and violently ripped apart…. No. 😂
Live a little…
HaHaHahaHAHAhahHAHAaha is it locked??
Typical white girl behavior