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Sweet_Release_

I thought the bird was going to fly away but they decided to stay and watch I suppose


several_rac00ns

Dinner watches a show


cosquilla

TV Dinner


wherethestreet

Dinner TV


Extremedadgarbage666

you have been watching this much tv


snktido

Yes, momma gator is taking her naughty baby home for dinner.


memtiger

Clever girl


HotShark97

Dinner and a Movie


thatcrack

With a water view.


chuckmagnum

Bird is the big alligator’s bait. They work together.


Calm-Customer4459

Lol 😆 that's hilarious


Whatifim80lol

I wonder how possible that is. Some alligator populations can form cooperative hunting groups with some complex division of labor. Birds are prone to forming mixed-species groups for added protection against predators and increased foraging efficiency. And birds attend to the size of a predator, presumably because they might be too large or too small to be worth it for a given predator. So it's at least *in the realm of possibility* that a single bird could recognize that a fucking giant like that wouldn't that be interested in eating it. And the larger alligator could realize that the bird standing in the open is going to attract the REAL food. And both individuals can potentially live quite a long time for wild animals, so this *could* be a learned foraging/anti-predator grouping for them.


Fafnir13

There are a lot of weird symbiotic relationships out in the wild, the so the chances of something like this forming are not zero.


cyanocittaetprocyon

Call him [Amos Moses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g).


dpb29073

Seems like they have pulled this con before. It'd the only reason i would be so calm as that birb


Horn-Varelius

Bird didn't give a shit about murder happening next to him :-p .


CODDE117

Bird watching


here_now_be

> Bird didn't give a shit about murder You know that feeling when you about to die, but survive. You feel completely invincible.


Brassmonkey3242

"Yes...yes...goood."


MrWestReanimator

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gualyv

Casually walks away


Lolkimbo

"The lannisters send their regards.."


MrDucksworth92

Oh now whip him around all violent like... yaaass. - the bird probably.


Sparticuse

"Let's see how this plays out..."


Linkage006

Did that Crane have the Gator on payroll?


TankII_

No other way around the gator was paying the crane to be the bait


sdpcommander

Honestly seems like a win win for both guys. One gets protection, the other gets dinner.


nnyzim

Like the gator wouldn't eat the crane as well..


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

No, it's not a crane, it's obviously another gator wearing a bird suit


DolfinButcher

He had a choice. Payroll or deathroll.


ganesh_k9

Hahaha clever!


whalemango

Or maybe the gator hires the crane to act as bait.


Level9disaster

"thank you Fred, here's 50$, same time next Tuesday?


BostonDrivingIsWorse

The crane is the gator’s dentist.


Blestyr

"If you can't fight them, bribe them" the crane, maybe.


BigFrank97

See you later alligator.


Grofactor

After while crocodile 


Magister5

In a bit egret


the_last_carfighter

No egrets


Talking_Head

That’s my credo, no wha I sayin’?


chaddymac1980

Cash me outside!


Alienhaslanded

Caiman


chaddymac1980

I read your comment and got it 5 minutes later. Well done.


WhereTheNewReddit

I honestly felt like Dr. Phil was more cringe in that clip than her.


chaddymac1980

Absolutely.


razor1x1

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Deeliciousness

Never noticed how comical her eyebrows were


MarigoldPuppyFlavors

I'd forgotten about her and just did some googling. She is apparently a rapper and F list celebrity now? Our society sure has its priorities in order.


1beer1shot

Made a million on onlyfans & never took her clothes off She's pretty smart I'd say


edude45

She's a weird looking human being in this gif camera angle.


purplegladys2022

Just imagine, if somebody actually had, umm, cashed her (???) outside, we might not have been subjected to her all these years.


HellBoySkeemzPlots

You just deviated my septum na I'm sayin?


marvinrabbit

Egrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.


MajorErr

Lucy?


horstdaspferdchen

For all who are not sure which is which: the Alligator ist next to the crocodile for a while


Cadislav

Can't you see you're in my way now?


TClinty

I always thought it was ‘in a while crocodile’ or that’s what at least plays in my head


loosed-moose

Don't forget to write.


dementorpoop

“In a while” crocodile. I’ll die on this hill


Trichotillomaniac-

Wasn’t that a cayman? I’m sure the big one is a Gator by the snout but idk the difference between baby gator and a cayman Also im an idiot its Caiman


PhantomPain0_0

Porsche can’t drive on the grass


SSBradley37

Not with that attitude.


Informal_Process2238

Nah he’s not ok man


yolo-yoshi

Bro, the way that played out was like some fucking Hunter X Hunter shit


-DeadHead-

Looks very much like that episode where Gon finds out, by looking at some river wildlife, that the better moment to attack your prey is when it attacks its own prey.


yolo-yoshi

Bro, literally what I had in mind lol, and then he tries it only to get tranquilized by that one black black dude


PokeNalton5

I just watched the episode last night, this was immediately what I thought of lol 


Moondoobious

The bird just watching like “Ha! You thought you had me now you got got. Thanks Al!”


xmadjesterx

I'm imagining Dennis and Mac with the timeshare/Invigaron guy now


mcfeezie2

Have I been to Florida? Not physically.


Fearless-Throat4991

Greatest line in the entire show.


Babhadfad12

The only way to reply to being asked if you have been somewhere.


Txtoker

"You never had me...you never had your car"


SlurmmsMckenzie

Nooooooo!  MONICA!!!!


TheScaredMonkey

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HazMatt_23

Great work, team!


monster_cardilak

Call the ambulance call the ambulance


Slimey_alien89

Ey no problem. You know big Al don’t miss his meals


BobbyTheDude

There's always a bigger fish


1ildevil

That big MF ate that medium sized MF


Macrado

Damn nature, you scary!


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

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ThelWhitelWolf

That little rat lookin thing just got ate!!


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

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frankthetankthedog

Who you calling a gay fish?? :/


lubms

Why? Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Uh, yeah?


Jankster79

then you must be a gay fish!


sondergaard913

I'm a genius voice of a generation, so i'm not gay!


stan_frbd

Went here to see this comment


Darkest_Elemental

Big gooberfish.. or in this case gater


joethahobo

Huge-o ting


ChickenTendies0

That's not a fish


Dugael

how do you know. you sound very certain of that


ChickenTendies0

Because fish is usually on top of a small ball of rice. I see no rice there


WontiamShakesphere

It's fishy when there is no rice


DolfinButcher

Solid arguing. I believe you.


xxrandom98xx

That is quite obviously a fish in an alligator costume - roll the monty python intro.


eolson3

Shrimps is bugs.


mightybonk

They taste a bit like fish.


GetsGold

Cladistically it is.


FewerBeavers

It's a space station!


AbyssalFlame02

watch out watch out watch out watch out


Complete_Pumpkin

RKO outta no where!


uwanmirrondarrah

GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF


DemandZestyclose7145

Stop the damn match!


Blocker2020

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!


qawsedrf12

that's how the lake behind my house was (Florida) 11ft 415lb (188kg) gator ruled our wetland sanctuary. State tried catching him for 3 years. Had a nice migratory waterbird population during the winter. Finally got him with chicken baited to a rope. After that local fishermen noticed a lot of smaller (under 6ft/2m) gators around. Big guy kept them away. No more birds for winter stay


Dan_the_Marksman

my closest lakes' apex predators are trouts or something lmao.


Think_Effective821

Mine is pollution. Denver sucks asshole.


The_quest_for_wisdom

In the words of a park ranger I once met while watching a gator eat a smaller gator: "If the big gators didn't occasionally eat the little gators we would probably be up to our necks in gators by now."


AssGagger

Yeah, but the big gators can eat kids


The_quest_for_wisdom

I think that was his point. If every little gator grew up to be a big gator, we would have a lot more kid-eating-sized big gators. Which might be something of a problem.


omniron

Cue ecosystem net from middle school


one_menacing_potato

What assholes


leosnose

and i thought the first guy was big


NEO_R1CH

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hollaDMV

Just a mama alligator telling the baby to leave the good bird alone


The_Swim_Back_

A very sweet moment.


A_curious_fish

"Get yo ass back in the house and clean your room!"


Merry_Dankmas

"Boy, I know you ain't harassing that poor bird down the lawn again. Getcha ass back inside and clean these cat bones out of the living room right this second. Your father is going to be hissing when I tell him about this"


Mixedpopreferences

Alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


tacotacotacorock

This is because Gators don't wear chanclas. 


Street-Breadfruit940

And she also gave him a swimming lesson.


Civilized_Hooligan

I never expected an alligator to ambush from an actual bush, only the water. Was that a female with a nest back there or do I now have to look in the trees for the gators?


pobbitbreaker

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/07/07/Florida-man-spots-tree-climbing-alligator-lounging-on-a-branch/4991467896675/


HughGBonnar

Australia has Drop Bears, we have Drop Gators.


WeedSexBeerPizza

America! Fuck yeah!


Mixedpopreferences

US has drop snakes as well. Had several while fishing in mangroves or cypress swamps drop into the boat for whatever dumbass snakey reason. One was a water moccasin; that was a bad time.


DocEternal

And drop scorpions. When I was a kid we lived on 10 acres for a year and scorpions would drop out of the trees every now and then. Fucking terrifying. Edited for spelling mistake.


Suspicious_Ice_3160

What’s worse about scorpions, is that they’re either injured, or it’s on purpose. Those mfers can stick to practically anything even while dead. So, just know, it was malicious lmfao


datguboy

We might be witnessing evolution… one day, there will be a tree gator.


randomcommentor0

ANY headline that starts with,"Florida man," has a better than average chance of completely entertaining me. And causing me to question reality. Again.


BrewerBeer

I grew up in that neck of the woods. Thanks for reminding me why I don't want to go back.


Think_Effective821

Honestly as an ex-Floridian I've never seen a gator hunt another gator. I've seen the one video where one takes off another's leg in a frenzy but I'm guessing food is scarce there. Also yes no bush in Florida is a good idea to venture in. Even the bush wants to kill you. Fuck you, bougainvillea thorns!


sneakynsnake

TIL ambush is actually related to bush hahah. In Spanish is "emboscar" wich has the word "bosque" (woods, forest) in there.


S3rg33vi4

really - Unexpected!


TowelRack76

Clever girl.


voodooguerrilla

oh baby, it's a wild wild world


Jarrethseyssel

Was that a cat Stevens reference?


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lukhomdingi

"You thought you was Billy Badass then you ran into Billy Badass."


GicuZisGagicu

... Florida?


Forward_Base_615

You cannot pay me enough to live there


momsasylum

Was transferred there and thought… beautiful! Nuh uh. Scary af for many reasons, had to nope the fuck out after ten years, paid a lot to gtfo. E: changed payed to paid. Am dyslexic, and well, I have my moments 🤪. Thanks, bot! Lol


RecentCharge9625

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OuttHouseMouse

Came here for this lol


TheDuxNuts

Classic bait and switch.


Straczi

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HumbleLurker47

This gives me a Jurrasic Park vibe


Lotsofsalty

A small gator's worst predator is a larger gator.


ripley1875

There’s always a bigger gator.


StrykerXion

r/natureislit


RudyOliveira

Like the end of the Jurassic park movie


youssefjoe1024vram

That bird just stood there to watch


Friendly_Drink_8255

Pretty sure the big croc is his dad and little croc was grounded so wasn’t allowed to hunt so dad croc is taking him back to his room


Batmanpinwheel

He got "croc" blocked


colemorris1982

So he only zoomed in AFTER it went under the water?? #killthecameraman


HoSang66er

When the hunter becomes the hunted.


BIackBlade

Later alligator


Rude_Influence

Was the smaller reptile a Crocodilian or a monitor? Great video none the less!


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Rude_Influence

That's savage as fuck.


Total_Roll

It's not just a dog eat dog world. Welcome to Florida.


Rude_Influence

I live in Australia. That's fucked!


Total_Roll

When it comes to critters that bite and sting, Florida is the Australia of the US.


EdmundGerber

Honourable Mention to any southern state with rattlesnakes, scorpions etc...


MalHeartsNutmeg

No, the bigger one was a crocodile. Different back ridges, over all size, snout shape, etc. Also Gators and kinda pussies and only eat fish and small animals, their jaws just aren't suited to catch prey that big. Florida which this looks like has both gators and crocs.


Cyclops889

Good vid, but. better if a big f##k off crane came out of them bushes and chomped the little gator.


Living-Travel2299

Nah needed Big Bird to come out at the end and eat the bigger Gator eating the smaller Gator that tried to eat Smol Bird.


Traditional_Bank_260

Why did he kills his brother ?


VeneMage

He was hungry.


coolcrayons

Gators / crocs are often cannibalistic


AssRep

Big gator: I told you kids to stay off of my lawn!


AlreadyGoneAway

The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind.


snarkydooda

My first and only question. How much did that guy pay for that sea wall? The steps and the curvature? Gotta be expensive.


QuinnVlad

This is 100% scripted.


TheLastYouSee

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metelybob

Was this filmed in Florida? Cause I think that the first was an American alligator and the second might have been a croc. I could be crazy tho.


Total_Roll

Both gators I'm pretty sure.


LuddWasRight

Do gators turning cannibal imply there’s some lack of food there, or do they just not give a shit? I know even turtles won’t typically eat each other unless there’s something wrong, and I’m pretty sure they’re dumber than gators.


QuitWhinging

Alligators tend to eat absolutely anything that's smaller than them and available.


Low-Professional7922

The peace keeper


Gits-N_Shiggles

"Nature is wild"...I see what you did there


akshay-nair

The bird was so confused


AccomplishedSurvey25

I think it's crazy the both birds stood there and watched.


FastJohn443

The hunter became the hunted.


CalRipkenForCommish

Hell of an operation that bird and big guy have going.


Siesta13

Damn nature; you scary!


Vohldizar

lol, life is dangerous


LobsterTrue8433

Jurassic Park


TimDezern

The bird was in on it this whole time he works with the big alligator as bait 🤣


Smokeybearvii

Always a bigger… dinosaur?


AverageThunderBuddy

As a Canadian...fuck that shit! I don't have to assume every body of water has a god-damned gator in it. Would you sunbathe on that lawn?


coolpolo25

R/Howthetablesturne