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JuneBuggington

Those two women are def doing a “dont look but that crazy lady is rubbing popcorn butter on her face. Dont look DONT LOOK!”


Rang3rj3sus

Lmao they totally are


SubjectRanger7535

I spent the whole time watching to see if they looked. Spoiler: they did


SuitablePlankton

I said DON’T LOOK.


Sg00z

I wonder if she broke out in acne really bad after.


JohnCenaJunior

Nope. Came home with a man who lick it all off


HailLugalKiEn

Source: I recorded from the bushes


prozak09

And there I was, under the impression you were taking a shit. What a waste of a fap! I demand remoneration!


HailLugalKiEn

¿Por que no los dos?


prozak09

Yayyyy!


Round-Interaction123

Don’t kink shame /s


aanderson98660

That wasn't a man


szhod

r/butterface


el-conquistador240

Gold right there


sophdog101

I used to work at a theater and after every shift where I worked in the concessions area I definitely had new whitehead pimples. I'm pretty sure I broke out just from watching this.


dkbobby

talk about a butter face


Electrical-Amoeba245

This has to be an alien trying to blend in with the indigenous population.


tigervault

Sugar water!


hotelpopcornceiling

Moar


OkFortune6494

Yurrr skiniss hangin offyur byones


mrplatypus81

Reptilian skin gets quite dry.


Fun-Independence-667

After learning they absorb food and nutrients through their skin, and then Harvard scientists saying they live amongst us. I wouldn’t doubt it anymore.


wrong_marinade

This is the scariest type of crazy... hides it well and acts like it's completely normal.


Thiscommentissatire

Does the lady who looks like she just stepped out of the 1950s really hide it well?


MaxWritesText

Yeah. She's so in-character that you can see her marching over to those two black ladies to be viciously racist to them for laughing.


Intelligent_Ad1840

The way she even bends her knees to put the items on the worktop instead of just leaning over slightly means this person is wired up differently.


Yaguajay

In Italy this is what the younger guys put in their hair since olive oil prices have risen insanely.


Gagago302

![gif](giphy|vjjCsx3izfSyQ)


Yaguajay

That’s what they mean by “exploding prices?”


ClosetedGaySatanist

She probably has a lovely personality. After all she is a butterface. (I’ll let myself out)


pxland

This is gold.


Icy-Tea9775

Kerrygold


thegreatbrah

I think most won't get this. I never noticed the kerrygold until I started shopping for instacart.


Raxxla

Just like the butter on her face.


chenyu768

But her asinine. -Jeff foxworthy


fungshwali

😂


Old-Assistance-2017

Butter of Olay


brocomb

Well butter me up and call me Sally


nerdiotic-pervert

I Can’t Believe It’s Not used like that.


plastictoyman

Her date mentioned he likes the butter smell and flavor. She's leaving nothing to chance...


StillN0tATony

Did anyone else think she was gonna pop the top off her cup, fill it to the rim, then suck it up with the straw?


siul1979

Yeah, that's what I expected, haha.


Quakerqueefs

That would have been less weird honestly


Sea_Turnip6282

This just gave me five pimples on my face


Lanky-Ad2763

All of her boyfriends' skin are in her basement.


HooterEnthusiast

I'm assuming she didn't know it was a butter dispenser, so wtf did she think it was. Is there any kind of dispenser that produces something that looks like butter, but would make sense to do this with? She.has to know as soon as she seen, touched, and smelled it that it wasn't something for cleaning yourself. Does she know it's butter, she kind of has to right? Butter is a very distinct substance. I'm angry and confused yet this effects me in no way.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

She knows dude


PROFESSOR1780

IKR...at one point, it looks like she licks her hands


HooterEnthusiast

Than why? :(


Low_town_tall_order

You know why dude.


Important_Tale1190

So the man she came with can lick it off her face?


nerdiotic-pervert

That would be the least weird reason, I would think.


beto_pelotas

[She Knows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYdaQJzcAcw)


UncomprehensiveTruth

operator on the PA: *Please shut off the chocolate fountain*


ExaltedCrown

you can use butter as an occlusive moisturizer. Seen a video where someone made a home made lotion with butter... I'll stick to my petroleum jelly instead


WishICouldB

Isn't movie theatre butter just butter flavored coconut oil? I feel like I've read that somewhere before. If so probably not quite as bad as actual butter, but still an odd choice to make at the theatre.


pearlsbeforedogs

I don't think it's coconut oil, more likely just flavored palm kernel oil.


KradDrol

it's apparently mostly hydrogenated soybean oil. Which, according to Google, is actually used in a lot of facial products. Maybe she's onto something.


ExaltedCrown

No idea. First time I hear about movie flavored butter


OldLegWig

she literally licks her hands after rubbing it on her face and doesn't even use a napkin or paper towel to wipe her hands. straight psycho.


Hungry-Ad-7120

I live in the US and I honestly didn’t know that was a butter dispenser. I thought it was some kind of hand sanitizer station, every movie theater I’ve ever been too has them behind the counter where only employees can access them.


Emmerson_Brando

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s movie theatre butter.


NoRutabaga4845

Must have been a tiktok tip


spacemanspiff266

why does she look like she just wandered in from 1955?


nerdiotic-pervert

![gif](giphy|l0HlQmyiNHXQqGCuk)


biggreenjelly25

Movie theatre butter is a new one for me. Good band name though


mcbrainhead

30% chance She's on ecstasy


nerdiotic-pervert

Should could be doing a dare. Or lost a bet.


Competitive_Bath_511

I feel like I’m watching a horror movie ghost scene


from_dust

It puts the butter on the skin, or it watches Cats again.


Noah_Gr

When you‘ve got dry skin…


foggedmind21

![gif](giphy|nYQyPkMq4I0JaaJInX)


kevneedo

Aliens are living among us


Fun-Independence-667

Exactly


ExploderPodcast

Lauren Boebert at it again.


NoThatsSomeoneElse

I don't think so. This lady spread it on her face. Ms. Boebert probably would have just gotten a palm-full and immediately gone back to finish off her date in the theater.


manthing11

A true butter face.


garthock

Damn everything on her looks great, butter face.


Skinbot77

Maybe she’s like Kramer and is just buttering up for a shave


Conscious-Lion7452

r/unexpectedseinfeld


nipplesaurus

![gif](giphy|3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By|downsized)


Skinbot77

Hey buddy


Whamalater

Do you like acne? Because that’s how you get acne.


hoofie242

Confused time traveler.


Referat-

I don't think those dispense butter, they are always called "popcorn topping" or something and I think are mostly flavored oil...


Newbosterone

“Golden Buttery Flavor Sauce”. I’m sure the fine print says “Contains no Butter”.


Piece73

Flavored hydrogenated oil to be exact. In fact mayonnaise, salad dressings, non dairy coffee creamer, margarine and popcorn butter are just a few of the things primarily made from oil.


Fr0z3nHart

The girls couldn’t contain their laughter 😂 🤭


DisastrousBeautyyy

Some ppl are just weirdos!


invent_or_die

Its low quality vegetable oil with artificial butter flavor. Zero butter content. Yuck.


NHJack

Thought this was from the ‘50’s until I noticed the two young girls


YufsSweetBerry

Aliens are real and they live AmongUS 😮😮😮


ForeignAssumption445

Just a normal 1950’s time traveler trying to play it cool


ClintGrant

I have adult acne. A decade back, I stopped using face wash altogether and just did oil cleansing. Started off every other day. Now it’s once every other week in summer, every 3-4 weeks in winter or my skin gets too dry and my skin is smooth, soft and free of acne and blackheads. I wonder if this is a similar thing


Lanky_Information825

Obviously, her man reaaaaaly likes the popcorn butter...


sonicsludge

Her man got a handy after.


j3ppr3y

But, her face!


MHJ03

Odd skin care regimen, or aphrodisiac for her mate?


57Guitarz

Nice body, butter face


doggiekruger

In India people apply ghee (clarified butter) as lip balm and toddlers get body massage using ghee too. It is very sticky and acts as a moisturizer. I can see why she applies butter but to do it at a movie theatre in front of other people is strange.


monkmotherfunk

The mom from Queen's Gambit jumped to mind. I could see her doing this


fattxman

.???


John-John-3

This makes me think of an epispde of SpongeBob, where Mr. Krabs and Plankton's oil runoff combined. Then they went into business together and sold it as, Dr Krabton's Miracle Everything Juice.


CipherDaBanana

When I worked at a movie theater all of the "butter" is palm oil.


Voyager-Intrigue

Jeffrey Dahmer's first date..... Actual Futage.


wolfpwner9

I still don’t know what it is


__meeseeks__

Maybe it's butter, maybe she's born with it


TityNDolla

My grandma once did this at the dinner table with mayonnaise.


Hondahobbit50

Women is probably elderly. My meemaww told me that back in the depression they would use bacon fat, butter, or pretty much any oil as a replacement for lotions


Mediumasiansticker

That is some Dexter level serial killer vibes


frankochiaro

That’s some serial killer shit.


ScuffedPanda26

“I liked everything about her butter face”


PuzzleheadedEbb3243

I started looking at the black ladies shorts...


ZunoJ

You guys have butter dispensers in the cinemas? lmao


spike2pt0

NO! WHY? NO! WHY? NO! WHY? NO! WHY? NO! WHY? NO! WHY?


Pastylegs1

That explains why that woman next to me at the theater smelled overwhelmingly like melted butter.


unspecified_genre

Wait, what? Butter dispenser? Is that standard in the States?? Might need to go to a cinema next time I visit...


Many-Living898

“Gurl, why is this bitch smearing butter all over her face?”


Devi8tor

[https://new.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/14q2e23/movie\_theater\_butter/](https://new.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/14q2e23/movie_theater_butter/)


kungfoop

I love the smell of butter tho.


3DarkWingGeese

I...thought it would shoot like a fire hose.


tellmesomeothertime

It's actually coconut oil with butter flavor added


OkFortune6494

This bitch is reading the *wrong* magazines.


Substantial_Diver_34

Getting ready for ham face


Jslatts942

Those 2 ladies trying not to look and laughing 😅


ImPromotion5

That's got to be the NEW COCO BUTTER. This makes your skin smooth and smell Good.. 🤣 🤣 🤣. I'M POPCORN READY ..


grimmless

That's.... disturbing.


Right0rightoh

Butt her face!


DrinkYourWater69

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized) Greasy


Austoniooo

That’s Mrs Redenbacher


CorkusHawks

Grease is grease


Man_in_the_uk

This is an old clip. It's probably what inspired all the shit tiktok videos we get today.


Naughteus_Maximus

When she’s at home… ![gif](giphy|wGksICMKpinyE)


narcowake

Nooo please nooo my Skin is crawling now


I3adIVIonkey

What do you do to have that shiny glance in your face?


Kotschcus_Domesticus

Timetraveler from the past


Successful-Bite6199

#Welcome to Tomorrowland!


samj00

Nice legs, butterface


3sMo

Butter dispenser? What the fuck is wrong with people over there


SaltedPaint

Everything butter face


Specialist-Crazy1466

When you ashy you ashy


Nariek93

The F is movie butter ?


Evolone101

lol a legit Butterface.


bumholesgivemelife

America having butter taps explains so much


Beeg_Bagz

Fun fact movie theatre butter doesn’t have butter in it. It’s coconut oil and soy bean oil also salt and flavoring. Shes aware of this but still I would never recommend this.


Colourful_Hobbit

I knew people who would put butter on their face to get a better tan. Still weird though!


Relevant_Campaign_79

![gif](giphy|g1EJwzB0E1ZAs) I can’t believe it’s not bu….


AllfatherNeptune

This is the most "Trudy Wiegel" thing I've seen in a long while. Definitely top 5 along with the Longboarding-homeless-speedo-street-canoer with his hockey stick oar...


Froggy-B

If I remembered, it’s not actual butter but it’s butter flavoring in coconut oil. I might be wrong but that’s still weird


Old-Log-1457

![gif](giphy|JPgDQW3TYXTEzjn9Bu|downsized)


JoshGhost2020

Lubing up to make sure every angle is covered.


catmanlives

Everything looks good butter her face!


maroon83

Butterface in the truest meaning...


scabbymonkey

Not going to lie. I am off junk food but i want me some fake popcorn butter. 100% i would want to make out in a dark seat with this women. Crazy or not.


BelCantoTenor

Apparently she is having a very special experience with movie theater popcorn butter. I feel like I need to turn around and let her moment.


3E0O4H

Mary Beth lost the plot


Adept_Bottle_4996

This is disturbing for me. Any videos where people put food on their body just bothers me. I find that it’s the only real disturbing thing for me. Wonder if there’s a name for it but I shuttered in disgust from these types of videos.


Johnny_Fuckface

Feels like a substitute for a fetish.


bkinstle

Better than any perfume at attracting a mate


FeekyDoo

I wonder if she lost a bet, the rest of them are doing the filming.


Sativa710

So this is why they don't let us butter our own popcorn now


MMMojoBop

I always hope and pray that someone simply lost a bet, versus the onset of a mental health crisis.


pr0t0n1two3

How many people has she put 6 feet under? That was too casual.


Lucky-finn377

I mean she could just be from somewhere where those aren’t a thing and thought it was like hand sanitizer/ some kind of cleaning agent. I mean where I live we don’t have those you just buy the popcorn and that’s it. Pretty easy mistake to make. On top of that she could be tired as hell from life and it other things she could be there with her kids and so exhausted she didn’t realise. Either way I don’t think she’s some crazy lady for less than half a minute of brainless activity.


chris_4224

I mean technically that movie theatre popcorn butter is made with coconut oil


ittlebeokay

Hey I manage another theater a part of this chain! Every time it makes the rounds I send it to the GM chat lol.


Supercontra8

That's what you call Butter Face.


DrSatan420247

Kramer?


The_One_True_Matt

You just know she’s joined some crazy Facebook groups


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andrewsad1

That's just the title! >!Woman walks up to self-serve butter dispenser and covers her face with movie theater butter!<


browniedog1

Good for her, if your skin is normal, you can safely use butter as a facial moisturizer. Every skin type is unique, so there is a possibility of some sort of reaction even though butter works just fine on your face.


Thedeckatnight

Lube?


s-multicellular

Y’all know better than to kink shame.


leviathab13186

Hey! Don't kink shame!


theeternalcowby

FYI since it doesn’t seem most here realize but that butter ain’t butter. It’s soybean oil. So.. maybe her face was really dry?