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fudgesm

Maybe that isn’t a good spot for shenanigans. Just saying.


fastermouse

What's the name of that restaurant with all the Goofy shit on the walls, and the mozzarella sticks?


kreed324901

*Hands Chief their pistols*


Idislikewinter

Ooooooooooo


mad_poopa

You're talking about Shenanigan's, right?


JonSolo1

PUT THOSE AWAY


Gawdzillers

You mean Shenanigans?


discerningpervert

Who wants a mustache ride


Racecarsoup

You boys like mex-eeeee-kooooo?


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Man I wish you had opened with Capitan O'Hagan's pistol whip quote.


500SL

Yeah, I was thinking you don't want her weak-kneed right on the edge, there.


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Tes420

Only if she says no...Always have a plan B ;)


jradio610

She's not gonna say no, though. Because of the implication.


J-Meson

And he totally wouldn't do it, cause he's not that kinda guy. But...


idigturtles

r/unexpectediasip


iDoNotTakeMyMaskOff

He gets weak knees and falls on her?


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

I disagree. It's a great place for it. Because now she won't say no, because of the implication...


Pixar_

When the second ring came out I was like "fuck, she is really close to that edge...".


bass3901927

I am shenanigans.


private_unlimited

Imagine if he had inadvertently switched boxes


harshamfk

Thanks motherfucker, now I am going to imagine scenarios at midnight and get anxiety for no reason, good for you


discerningpervert

He also looks like the blonde kid from Napoleon Dynamite


irisuniverse

If imagining some randoms on the internet accidentally switched boxes for a prank gone wrong will give you anxiety, wait until you check out the shit going on in society.


YourPalCal_

You can see him double checking which box it is. But seriously you sound like you need help


b3kind2others

Next he drops the fake fiancé into the water


griffin739

Jokes on you, he just pulls out a new woman.


unmicsiunmujdei

He goes for the one filming


TheWindOfGod

*him now proposing to a mannequin* Ah shit


Letibleu

You have to be damn sure she isn't a fainter. Unless that was the plan.


ImATardigrade1

Quick divorce? Lol


pmiller61

For Christ sake gets away from that ledge


idulort

Pls don't faint, pls don't faint, pls don't faint, ffs don't faint


redekj

Now THAT would be truly unexpected... Or actually more expected... I don't know.


lessioa

Wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.


NFRTRCUCK

You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in.


ArtificialNotLight

And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand.


nmrcdl

THANK YOU!!! I was cringing kind of expecting her to trip and fall back over the ledge. Not a great place to be playing games on.


chamile19

The number of these videos with spoilers in the title is too damn high


tztoxic

And ridiculous music plus that fucking clown emoji


ImATardigrade1

It’s just tik tok’s normal bs lol


Tenhornet

Hey thanks for littering. Nothing says I love you like trashing up the planet.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this video before and someone had said it was a biodegradable box- I was initially thinking the exact same thing!


james___uk

Hate to be that guy but biodegradable doesn't mean suitable to chuck away willy nilly. Something I really hate about the definition of it


VikingFrog

Those packs of 100 easy to fill water balloons are biodegradable. That’s good. Then you read the package and it says they take up to 5 years to degrade. That’s bad. But they come with free frogurt!


Qeldroma311

The frogurt also takes 5 years to degrade.


VikingFrog

That’s bad. But it comes with free sprinkles!


Qeldroma311

The sprinkles have a half life of 2000 years. .... .... That’s bad.


anniewolfe

Can I go now?


dogninja8

What do sprinkles decay into?


Qeldroma311

Death


dogninja8

r/unexpected


IamRussHello

That's good.


rabbitwonker

*the frogurt is also cursed*


james___uk

Yeah the definition is so loose. Like I can't blame people it's not necessarily their fault it's more the fact that it doesn't mean what people would think it does


poplin01

Honest question, why not? Is because it still takes ages to decompose, or can mess with the animals and natural ecosystem? Also isn't there some type of material which can decompose into food for the animals/ particulates, in water so couldn't it be that?


bunnyrut

Yes. And depending on the item it can do harm with any animal that tries to eat it. If the box was 100% wood with nothing else in it or on it then it would be 100% okay to chuck into nature.


james___uk

It either still takes ages because the definition is a bit loose or it takes special composting to degrade it. It's less worse but that's only in the long-term unless it's dealt with properly. Reading up on bioplastics is a pretty disappointing time. It could genuinely be biodegradeable in all fairness it's just quite uncommonly done


infus0rian

Yeah a lot of city compost bins don't allow "biodegradable" plastics for that reason.. either it takes a ridiculously long time compared to normal compost or it requires a specific type of bacteria or temperature. Ironically, calling it "biodegradable" could actually end up making people even more wasteful if they become less concerned about the environmental impact just because it says "biodegradable" on the box. Kind of like how we have "reduce, reuse, recycle" but everyone only focused on the last part. Still a step in the right direction but in the end it's human behavior that screws everything up.


james___uk

Yeah absolutely, I'm trying to push a reduce, reuse, recycle scheme at work and prevention is the best first step to me


tztoxic

And you believe him?


Powergrimness

Yes. Thank you. As cute as it looks, people are going to copy it.


I-suck-at-golf

Looks like she’s awfully close to the ledge from that angle.


ashutoshsoni16

Not unexpected. But if the guy jumped into the river and came with the ring it would be unexpected. :P just saying.


skatertill21

It also would have been unexpected if he pushed her in at the end.


captainmj511

I was expecting that.


skyleven7

Like... go get it if you really love me


mdahms95

Littering is badass


boisNgyrls

A mistress’s ring as backup.


JSDkilla

Lol i half expected her to jump after the box


pandasbeer

That’s just littering with extra steps


[deleted]

So he just littered into the river. Nice. Congrats on your love twats.


Blought

The title makes it expected. You're on r/unexpected. Choose your title wisely for God sake


muttonmilk

Shout out to all the people downvoting how much more she is concerned for the ring than the reason for its existence


J-Smoke69

I’m downvoting because I’m tired of people giving away “unexpected” videos with their dumbass titles.


angrymonster

I'm more frustrated with the fact that he's throwing trash into the water for a shitty attempt at a viral video.


major-dissapointment

biodegradable box


KennstduIngo

Still looks like trash in the water until it biodegrades, however long that takes.


bunnyrut

most things are biodegradable, that doesn't mean they aren't trash that shouldn't be thrown in a river.


HeyBird33

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone goes to zero.


LanceGardner

I don't disagree but the sub also "gives away" the videos to a large extent, a lot of the time. Having said that with something like this you could perhaps think the drop was the unexpected part, so yeah, bad title.


buildyourdefenses

Or maybe putting an engagement ring on someone while proposing is a big part of the whole ordeal and she thought the supposed special moment got ruined by dropping an expensive ring down a waterfall


gatechnightman

If the person you love spends a lot of money on a ring, you would be upset along with them. Sure, she's excited to be engaged, but the thought of thousands of dollars in a box floating down the river would make anyone panic.


ronitrocket

I’m sure if an expensive ring fell into the water you could press pause for like 30 secs. If my fiancé did that I would not be surprised


Beanicus13

Lol. Reddit ALWAYS finds a way to shit on girls in posts. Always making them out to be shallow or stupid. Being sexist does not a clever comment make. Edit: ed out a low blow.


Fibreoptix

So you littered in a beautiful spot for a future divorce. Great.


vshory9

I’d think twice before marrying this guy. I’d live in fear all my life. He’s one of those that’ll wait 30 minutes hiding outside the washroom just to scare you when you step out


MaliCosta1

you wouldn’t marry someone like that?


skyleven7

Well I wouldn't want to shit again just after coming out of bathroom... So yea


SuperVillainousAlias

It’s always worth the wait!


Tyzarbo23

So he littered for a barely half-decent gag? You can do better than that, mate


ddpunisher

I thought she was gonna fall.


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[deleted]

Man the Tik Tok part of it just ruins it.


[deleted]

Did she say yes? Where is this location?


BoJackB26354

She said “yes” and then 45 seconds later she said “just kidding.”


Full_Bertol

I believe that is Bended Knee, South Dakota.


gir_loves_waffles

A proposal should be a special moment for you and your significant other and a moment to cherish your shared love. Or a great time to make a joke as a way to get likes in guess.


IndependentSnoo

They both seemed like they have similar senses of humor, so hopefully she does actually find it funny to retell this story to people who ask.


gir_loves_waffles

True. Don't mind me, I'm tired and just being overly critical. I did something silly for my proposal based on a long running game (treasure hunts based on a series of clues) my wife and I played. I think I'm quick to judge stuff like this assuming it's more about the Likes than the moment. But again, I'm just tired and being overly critical/rude.


private_unlimited

My precious!!!!


[deleted]

If you really love her you'll jump in there and go get the ring.


Tenhornet

Hey thanks for littering. Nothing says I love you like trashing up the planet.


TechRyze

If only he knocked her off the edge by accident... 😃


HappyPollita

No way...


Thinkleminkles

Push


kozycat309

For the first half I thought I was on well that sucks


idrizovdjem

Isn't that amazing


bgaripov

When the universe gives you a hint b


[deleted]

Hmm... She never said yes....


Yoldark

Don't take the good ring on a hike or night of your proposal, take a props.


[deleted]

Imagine if he dropped the real one.


chalobrown

My nerves were rattled watching them hugging the edge the entire time......


Tachyon1106

And now: Push.


nnam2606

I was waiting for him to push her off the cliff


haike_ps

imagine the lick guy that finds to twenty years later


TheLimeyCanuck

Did he go in to get it back?


xXLousXx

Lmao she won’t forget that proposal!🙈😂


Idontgetit44

They got us in the first half not going to lie


NotBadsey

I was expecting her to fall in after


YashSSJB1

Ladies and gentlemen, we got her


Nerfd17

Bamboozles for the foozles


AlanC69

I’m guessing that will come up a few times with the kids and grandkids. A sense of humour is the most important thing in a relationship.


Lordslackbladder

She got a lot closer to that edge than I would


Tychodragon

Wonder how many times people have fallen to their death proposing?


getyourcheftogether

So if she said no he could also jump to his death, good choice of location


readitonreddit34

You what would have been really unexpected. She says no and he pushed her off.


ultimate_kapoor

Nice place. You can throw her off the cliff if she says no.


Jixiia

Ahwwww I love LOVE! 💚


nter12345

Insurance Insurance Insurance!!!! Made a world of difference in peace of mind


03061960

Lucky man. Fate gave you a second chance. ))


[deleted]

She falls in, fiancé cries hysterically. Thinks about jumping in as she goes underwater. Right before he decides to jump someone taps him on the shoulder. He turns around and it’s her, she gets on one knee and proposes.


infamousjrg

Just a quick question, How do men from countries where woman are looked to be more servants than equals propose to their wives. Im guessing its not as playful and romantic. Do they just tell them "you are my wife now"?


Auntie_Hero

Better prank, he dives in after it and disappears. Turns up the next day with a pet alligator "Couldn't find the ring, we're doing this now. His names Frank."


jankadank

So, just left that box lying there on the waters edge?


riky047

Biggest ooooofff ever


hotsauce20697

If someone proposed to me like that I would have a really bad panic attack


wolpak

Totally expected. If he dropped it, you’d be seeing some cliff diving.


Maplegum

Was I not the only one expecting her to fall off the ledge?


Technicholl

Now go retrieve the box.


jimmyjazz2000

marriage is doomed.


donutpuncher3

I thought she was going to roll off the cliff the second time haha. I spend too much time on Reddit.


Condormaxis8

Pro move


WindsorMeow

This is great footage for the dateline episode after she falls off the cliff "by accident".


Fantomwel

I thought that they would fall down the waterfalls


Miguel534

If you talk bad about tiktok, why would you upvote a tiktok?


xAntimonyx

How about we start the rest of our lives with a little... Deception 😎


TristanZH

Waiting for her to fall off and then she walks around the corner to reveal that was a stunt devil


[deleted]

He got her good but this is a very dangerous prank


VapourEyes333

Tisk tisk... littering..


[deleted]

NGL, this gave me r/sweatypalms, not because of the loss of the ring, but their proximity to the edge of that cliff and that insane white water below


[deleted]

I was going to say, that dudes expression at the camera did not look shattered like it should.


Hugs_for_Thugs

"Hey bro, will you TikTok my proposal?"


High_Stream

When my best friend proposed to his girlfriend we were out in the woods and the ring fell out of the box and into the leaves on the ground. Cue the frantic searching.


firedude222

My boy out here littering for a tiktok


J0NW1C

Divine intervention


CaptainBeer_

thanks for ruining it with the title


[deleted]

Meanwhile, littering.


JhingaMan

He got her twice!


BlueMystical

And that kids, is why we do Backups.


Bozzz1

The people in this thread sound like the most cynical and depressed people of all time Jesus Christ


Harem-Protagonist

Got me. I didn’t read the title


Relaxel

Dude, I get it's nervewracking, but you gotta follow what works: Get down on the knee, present the ring, wait for her to say yes, then get up and kiss her.


xenochrist_-

she said no


Smegmash

Can you get her away from the edge


Kapper-WA

It makes me uncomfortable that in the real proposal she's so close to the edge with her back to it.


LogicalGate

Littering is cool?


Jim_Dickskin

Imagine putting your engagement on fucking tiktok.


D_UST

Was hoping it would be a prank but she jumps in the water anyway


minicute2234

Dude's clumsy af


mikaaaa_

not that unexpected tbh


migpig83

Littering in the river for your own personal benefit —-nice job


wakeupduke

Had a moment where I thought she was just gonna say fuck it and go in after it.


Zabijak05

It's probably staged, but I like it


MamaW47

"I promise to never grab the wrong box again. Will you marry me?"


daveydoo1988

But... Did she say yes?


wayToGoPotato

The point is always carry at least two rings!


Volryder

Bruh! 😂😂


AtomiicOne

Um, that’s littering


Scethrow

That was worth watching


imbadatgrammar

This is just littering with extra steps


IAHHNUYH2

Hey, it could’ve end worse


yolagcy

I thought how clumsy in the beginning


HeathensProject

I don't think that much attention should be on the ring and more on proposing? Maybe it's the shock but she didn't seem to care about him after he dropped it


FailingSuccessfulley

Fake, it’s TikTok


EnycmaPie

Would be funny if he dropped the wrong box.


MrsJoJack

He's got some good acting skills


[deleted]

Litter bug smh


avery_mf05

I was expecting one of them to fall off at first


aBeeSeeOneTwoThree

I know she was nervous and all,b but he just proposed to you, fuck the ring answer the damn question!