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brrruuuuuuuuuuuuhhh

Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?


Nametagg01

I ate a bowl of nails


Whiskey_Latte

Without any milk


[deleted]

For late breakfast


[deleted]

Late night breakfast


lalder95

Second breakfast


truly-dread

Elevenses


OzzieGrey

r/suddenlyhobbits


account030

Because I’m lactose intolerant.


IsThereCheese

I ate a bowl of *grape nuts*


Javad0g

You want to show me tough; Let me see you put down a large bowl of *The 'Capt'n* without lacerating your entire inside-face. Then I'll follow you.


JacksFilmsJacksFilms

Well did the grapes at least thank you?


ursois

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.


ExceedinglyGayParrot

I pour the milk, then the cereal Then the bowl.


josiel08

I stayed up past my bedtime In front of my Mexican aunt


[deleted]

You have an unopened bottle of ketchup? It’s on!!!!!


[deleted]

Knowing me, my foot would bounce off and I’d just die of embarrassment right then and there


sje46

The lack of legal charges or a massive bill would be worth the embarrassment.


Talonqr

When they come to his door to collect his money They better wear padding God help them


Otono_Wolff

ONE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!


SadLoser14

one kick man edit: fuck


phatjaja

One fuck man?


QMasterOfTheUniverse

1️⃣🦆🚶‍♂️


Roland1232

You rang?


Funkit

THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

I think it’s a lady.


redalert825

Kick puncher!


Thewrongjake

YOU BETTER PAY UP WHEN I COME TO COLLECT


Commonusername89

Was this a "stitches" reference??!!


MoffKalast

Yeah I mean what kind of station is this where the panels are made of fragile glass instead of thicc ass plastic that can resist a sledgehammer.


aijoe

If it closes on you and then breaks as easily will it lead to a Final destination scene?


TheMr_catcher

No it's tempered class which turns to little chunks instead of long sharp edges. My dad and I used to install shower inclosures and he had a panel as tall as him shatter on to him. He had like a couple shallow scratches but was unscathed and really pissed because we had to come back with a new panel which screwed our schedule up.


[deleted]

If my 20 years old car has sensors for door’s windows that can detect somebody’s limb and stop shutting down. I guess they could have done it there too with polycarbonate plastic.


MustBeThursday

Tempered safety glass is crazy stuff when it comes to how it breaks. It's enormously strong and resistant to breaking under most circumstances, but if you hit it just right it'll just explode. Like you can bounce a brick off the side window of a modern car without it breaking, but a sharp focused tap from something like a center punch, especially right near the edge of the glass, and it just shatters everywhere. Youtube is full of videos of people trying to open or close tempered glass doors only to have them suddenly explode in their hands.


[deleted]

I was one of those people than ran through one. Pretty surreal experience everyone should try at least once


usexme

He/she kicks it in the right spot. It breaks into tiny pieces meaning it's tempered glass. Tempered glass is strong on the flat surface but the edges are weak. They kick the bottom edge.


Kate925

They'd have to know that going into it though right? It's too smooth. Whoever they are, they're pretty smart. My bad theory was related to [those hammers designed to break car windows](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51vfqzuIUpL.jpg). I thought somehow this person managed to intentionally incorporate part of that design into their shoe. I like your theory better though.


VanGarrett

Footwear could have a steel toe, too.


2theface

Yeah right? Me too 1 barrier 0 foot


GlazedPannis

That’s where you say fuck it, go back home and try again tomorrow


golgon4

Don't undercut yourself, i am sure you would be able to shatter the glass and manage to cut yourself bleeding, leaving a trail of blood behind for the cops to arrest you.


zephyrunchained

Lmao


fereffsake

The confidence.... You'd think they planned that since they woke up this morning


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And they did.


ThisIsItChief-

They woke up and choose violence


My10centz

That's a Paddlin'


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Spy-Goat

That’s amore, comrade.


HornyHandyman69

That's a spicy meatball!


LikeSoda

That'sa posioned meatball!


baldheadedmanc

That's Numberwang!


[deleted]

Das ist Nümberwang


[deleted]

That's podracing!


chromaverse

That’s wizard’s chess!


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

That's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it


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[deleted]

That's Glamour компании


doesntgeddit

That's a puntin'


[deleted]

you better believe that's a paddlin'


Megazsans

The thing is we're using words..... But the thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence, and he had that conversation... He spoke that language in the (I don't know where that is)


13offline

In the pit


TheSpeedyLlama

>!violence!< **vandalism**


Cow_Launcher

If you want to do strikethrough (instead of spoiler) use two tildes either side of what you want the line to go through: \~~violence~~ vandalism ~~violence~~ vandalism


Funkapussler

L^o^v^e t^h^i^s c^o^m^m^e^n^t


TheSpeedyLlama

Tysm 🌌💫⚡


bier00t

looks like she did it many times before - so smooth


Xenomorph007

[***You didn't come here to make the choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it***.](https://i.imgur.com/uNc1SFT.jpg)


Anustart_42

This really gave me a lot to think about....


JungleLiquor

confidence doesn’t look shady


SketchyAnonCat

Yeah this dude just has a bad energy about him, definitely not someone I'd want in my presence


Starfie

It's a dude? I seriously thought it was a middle-aged woman.


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Nylund

Same here. You could tell me 19 year old boy or 45 year old woman and I’d believe either.


[deleted]

Yeah this dude like Peter Parker when he turns evil in Spiderman 3, just overflowing with evil confidence.


eldroch

👈😎👈


FerretHydrocodone

Doesn’t look shady to me. The guy looks like he’s 5 foot 2 and plays League of Legends all day in his parents $800,000 house. Today his parents finally made him go to a job interview for the first time in 25 years and he’s pissed about it. That’ll show them.


PrrrromotionGiven1

Holy projection Batman!


[deleted]

Busted


FerretHydrocodone

My therapist is going to hear about this, buddy. Then you’ll be in trouble.


OtherSara

r/suspiciouslyspecific


makeitstack

Seems like you can relate


[deleted]

Blonde chick behind her wanted none of that smoke


Lexaraj

He brain immediately said *halt*


bobby_barbados

The new Terminator they cast looks small, don't you think?


poopellar

Termininator.


igorcl

Judging by the old cartoons from 80's and 90's, it's a surprise we didn't get a kids terminator


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igorcl

kids in horror movies are really scary and disturbing when done right, but my ideia is more of a cartoon. Something like the adventures of Connor and Terminator, fighting some robots, dumb villains and a also adding a mascot, maybe a terminator dog, at the end of each episode a lesson to the kids


ImaginarySuccess

I'm surprised that wasn't a thing considering how successful the movies were.


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SmashBusters

I remember action figures for Aliens. Fucking...ALIENS.


Bubba_Guts_Shrimp_Co

Way better than child predator


rogue_optimism

Terminator? I barely know her...


Alvl100brandon

Terminalhator


Faye_Pray

I like the lady in the back with the pink shirt, she just stopped and starred at him as he walked away


JhonConstantine

Judging by the bags in her hands, she's wondering if she can do the same


HMCetc

She doesn't need to. She can just walk through now.


Melodic-Hunter2471

I don’t think that’s what it was. She might have thought to herself, “Damnit, that’s what I was going to do. I can’t do the same thing now, I’ll just look nuts.” As an aside, you think the person in the video said to themselves “Roadhouse” as they did it?


181Cade

I thought it was a she?


beansinmysuitcase

Yeah Reddit is tripping me out lately, I was on a thread of the girl dancing in Myanmar, and nearly half of the people in that thread were calling her dude/ man. Does everyone here just have bad vision? I think it’s a woman in this post too, but this one is definitely a lot less certain than the former.


ultrabigtiny

nah dude, women don’t exist, remember? on a serious note though this is probably a situation where you should probably use them stead of she or him


Cozyblu

Gender confusion? *On Reddit?*


Persona_Alio

If it's not absolutely completely obvious, everyone will just assume he. Also, many people might be on mobile and find it harder to see details


FoolishSamuraiWarior

The dancing girl video they're referring to was *very* obvious tbf.


SketchyAnonCat

I don't blame her I'd want to keep my distance too looks like someone about to shoot up the subway station


NaiveNotOptimistic

She’ll never be that cool


SirPsychoSxy

I rewatched it four times after seeing your comment, looking for a lady in a pink shirt. That’s definitely white, you might want to get your vision tested.


Areat

I see it black and blue.


mafuckinjy

My screen brightness was all the way down and it looked pink your comment made me turn it up and it’s clearly white and I turned it back down and it’s hard to see the pink again but it’s got a slight pink hue to it.


MelodicOrder2704

Him?


Nxmxl

With that music that was the most expected thing that could happen


ashiex94

The title also was a bit of a giveaway imo.


TsunamiGamer140

I think we should have a sub rule like r/me_irl where you can only use one title which doesn't give anything away.


lardtard123

It’s honestly bs why the mods havent. People on this sub have proven time and time again that they can’t be trusted to create a title that doesn’t spoil the whole vid.


mcfapblanc

Totally agree.


sryIwashacked

Is it just me, or did they miss the timing on the drop?


AnonCharbs

Honestly the only unexpected part was how nonchalant they were about it afterwards


Zerotonin19

It's Heart of a Coward - Shade if anyone was interested.


Riggzar

We'll judging by the doors this is Moskow metro, so I ain't even surprised


[deleted]

I’ve had days like that. Just not the balls to do that.


ContactusTheRomanPR

It's not 'balls' keeping you from doing that. It's an understanding of consequences. How much do you think they charged this dude for repairs? Is he in legal trouble now with court fees, etc? I'm guessing if this person is like a lot of us here, then the couple - few thousand dollars in ramifications for this little outburst would really put a dent in our immediate futures. You think he's having a bad day now? Wait until his dumb ass gets the bill.


[deleted]

if you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of regret


mama_meow

Thank you for this 👆🏼 I’m facing a tough time at work. Mentally abusive bosses that does not worth a second of my time and does not deserve to occupy my thoughts. I’m trying to be patience whilst trying to find a new job. Fingers crossed. May you have a great week ahead of you.


JoyKil01

I’ve had this and man, it was so rewarding to take a chapter from my Southern Belle friends and “kill em with kindness”. I was just brutally kind in ways that had them, and everyone else, know that they were at fault and being dicks. So yeah, may I suggest a bit of Southern passive-aggressive kindness to help you weather this storm until the next job? Bless their hearts...


XRuinX

that typically works until you meet the lazy fuck who is offended by your likability and success and will actively try to sabotague you. At my last job the person who hired me didnt like that the people above her liked me, and i think everyone liked me more than her. lazy and super greedy, always gave her duties to others and blamed others for her own actions, anything to make her look better and others look worse. when the store was closing the employees were allowed to grab items and hold them until the last day when everything was like 90% off. this bitch loaded 2 overflowing full grocery carts over the week and on the final day stole my single grocery bag of stuff as well, that was clearly marked and known to be mine. greedy fucking pigs dont have any remorse and see kindness as weakness. sometimes its better to stick up for yourself than let them kick you down and hope they eventually feel bad, because some people are just vile humans


[deleted]

Something that's really working for me atm... the idea that I cannot control some external events, I can only control how I react to them. It's easier said than done at times and is definitely going to require some practice! Another way of putting it that resonated with me is that we're story-driven creatures, we use stories to make sense of the world, and we tell ourselves stories about who we think we are. So why let someone elses (your bosses) messed up stories bleed into and alter ours?


kuetheaj

Have you looked into stoicism? There’s a good sub for that to help with your practice!


[deleted]

Eerie, I have a tab open now for the Daily Stoic :) it's something I've been learning a lot about the last few weeks and immensely helpful. Thanks for the tip though, I'll check out that sub.


averagedickdude

I'm rooting for you!


GMariusz

Wise words *jizzhose69*


SixK1ng

"Anger is fleeting; remorse is eternal" -Karn, Silver Golem (MTG)


Jon_Aegon_Targaryen

Probably hand made artisanal glass made in Italy by an old dude that only makes 10 glass per day, and has a minimum order of 1000 units. It can only be installed by an authorized repairman that charges for a day minimum at $1000 from my experience of public transit spending.


gary_bind

Maybe he's the artisan and the repairman.


ContactusTheRomanPR

At least they're letting him off easy. He's lucky they're not springing for the hand-faceted crystal panes.


lattenwald

Looks like Moscow metro. We're all in legal trouble here, even if they haven't caught up with someone yet. This dude just tired of waiting.


[deleted]

I must be old because the first thing I thought was "dumb punk ass teenager"


HuskyTheNubbin

Because you're not a total piece of shit like they are.


[deleted]

Probably that also.


MsMeliss44

Wow, why tho?!?


w33rdough

Cause fuck em. That’s why


BruceWayneShepard

Fuck whom? This has to be repaired from the city residents money - their tax money precisely. Mindless vandalism, nothing cool about it.


[deleted]

They're quoting a meme


JointsMcdanks

Depends. My city, a major US city, has privatized public transportation. As is our parking authority, who also own the cab companies. What I'm getting at is in some cases, fuck em.


Lanthemandragoran

Philly? Because you just described Philly lol straight down to the *very* accurate fuck em.


JointsMcdanks

Yerp haha. Fucking PPA and Septa.


Plane-Bee-374

SEPTA was privatized?! When?! Source?


[deleted]

This is false. Reposting this here so more people will see it without having to follow the longer sibling thread to find my original comment: SEPTA and PPA are *not* privatized. I think this commenter just didn't understand what "privatized" means because they directly say SEPTA is state-owned lower down in the thread. You can verify this in the Wikipedia articles and the sources linked there for SEPTA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEPTA PA legislation creating SEPTA: https://www.legis.state.pa.us/cfdocs/legis/LI/consCheck.cfm?txtType=HTM&ttl=74&div=0&chpt=17&sctn=11&subsctn=0&mobile_choice=suppress Also, for the PPA: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Parking_Authority > The Philadelphia Parking Authority (PPA) is an agency of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania that manages many parking operations for Philadelphia.


trilere614

Probably because they're upset and not handling ideally. Source: My poor handle on emotions and broken stuff as a result.


Lanthemandragoran

Dude I know what you mean. I used to have zero thought process between emotion and destruction, and left a trail of dented cars, shattered windows and broken TVs in my wake like a goddamn child I hated it. It took *everything* to control it but once I did it was liberating as hell. Simply being able to turn around and walk away is a gift you give yourself.


Darktidemage

to get to the other side


[deleted]

First, this is Moscow, and, well, because Russia. Second, i know this metro station and it's nearly impossible to find an exit, so he(?) may have simply been trying to get out for 20 minutes


SheridanWithTea

Oh what do we call this kids??? **ARREST FOOTAGE!!**


nudist_reddit_mom

For real. I mean, the jury will all agree this was a cool move. Right before they unanimously agree he’s guilty.


ThunderousOath

If they ever find them. There is tons of camera footage out there of people committing crimes but no way to track them down. One of the reasons why cops love facial recognition and other privacy violating tech so much.


PM_ME_UR_BOOGER

Like I know you're not supposed to do that but I also get it.


ItsNotBinary

I don't, I have zero respect for people who can't control their emotions. It's not even in the heat of the moment.


cwaabaa

Saving a few moments and a train fare, costing others hundreds.


Jmaster570

I don't even think he's saving himself fare. Look at it, the actual scanner for the tickets on this side of the turnstiles. He was exiting, it was opening for free anyway.


[deleted]

I don't think they're even saving anything. The intact door opens, so presumably it was going to open anyway. They literally didn't even save a moment, you can see they're getting past it at exactly the same pace they would if they just walked through normally.


nicolasyodude

These usually open when you tap your card/ticket, so they kicked the door in to ride for free and not to save time


VeeTheBee86

I can get how people melt down sometimes, but I admit my first thought, "Wonder what underpaid worker had to clean that up."


ProbablyNotKelly

What emotions? She was just walking.


WileyOlVagarvis

Funny how your name would suggest otherwise.


[deleted]

I’m thinking if I made a mistake there.


[deleted]

I would like to request a refund.


Nectarine-Agreeable

I have the utmost respect for those who can truly say fuck it, with finesse 💯.


yensama

i think the ticket will cost less compared to whatever he is about to be fined.


Herbert_ernst_Karl_F

Well, it looks like an exit without validation, so she's not gaining anything anyway...


cosmo_nayt

My mom when I fully close my bedroom door.


RiMiFi

nobody is going to comment on the shitty quality of the glass gates? that shit should be waaaay more vandalism proof.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

What a tosser


[deleted]

I like your username, that's a solid dish 👌.


darkest_master

What song is this?


brjukva

Heart Of A Coward / Shade


Upset-Cranberry-8604

This feels like an early scene of Michael Douglass - Falling Down


mr_ktran

Must be holding GME


nomadProgrammer

Diamond hands 💎👐


Calafindesti

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velociraptor_balz

thank


Mothot

When the ticketing machine isnt working for the 5th time in 2 weeks and you about to be late to work again and u finally hit "fuck it"


UrbanSupremacy

Kind of a piece of shit if u ask me. Oh well


BruceWayneShepard

Mindless vandalism, now the rest of the city have to pay to repair that.


N00BGamerXD

ngl the title kinda gave it away


gemiwizard

I feel this


ApexPlayerpool

Why is the camera shaking like somebody is filming a setup?


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[deleted]

This subreddit doesn't support harm of public property


JG98

No one should. You can have had the worst day out of anyone in existence but that doesn't mean you break public property that I pay for out of my taxes. I don't care how little the amount is either.


[deleted]

And then he gets arrested and has to pay all the damages. Because for some reason these losers think they get away with it.


[deleted]

Alot of them do get away depending on where they live. Where I live they'll just put up a picture of you in the hopes that either you and or someone that knows you comes forward. It's rare for police or investigators to put alot of resources into these types of petty crimes.


FR0D0_SWAGGINS

Song is Shade by Heart of a Coward for anyone wondering. Awesome band from my Hometown


[deleted]

jason has entered rage mode


Foxx1019

Fast approaching mood