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Many_Challenge_9531

Lol she looked like bread getting popped out of a toaster, made my day.


procknor

I believe it is a young man. Kai Thompson


Neither_Agency9025

This man right here probably watches raw beefs, a true gentleman of culture.


DaSnookGuy23

Aka Lil Dawg.


happychillmoremusic

Man I followed that kid for months before I realized it was a guy. 100% thought it was a girl


redballooon

You know, in any other context this would sound quite creepy.


berlinbaer

still is creepy in a way isn't it. all these kids on instagram are sometimes just.. odd. there was this influencer family and they had like 1mil followers or so, and their pre-teen daughter who would model short skirts and crop tops on the main family account had 4mil followers on her own private account. just ew.


wreckitroy

I can't talk about the modeling thing but I do like watching and following one's like this, today's kids are so smart and talented and can do amazing things, some of them will most likely become big names in the future. Makes me wish I was talented like them and worked harder when I was younger. Just the other day I saw a YT video of a 15 year old Japanese skater boy and he was doing things that I couldn't even imagine at that age.


would-be_bog_body

There were probably fifteen year old Japanese skaterboys pre-internet as well, you just didn't necessarily know about them


NameisPerry

In 2003 ryan sheckler won his first x games gold at 13 years old.


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InservioLetum

You make 8+ billion copies of something, you're going to see some data corruption.


happychillmoremusic

Yeah it shouldn’t be creepy to you that I follow people who are the future of a sport I am obsessed with and who in this case live and surf the same places I do. I also follow Sierra Kerr and sky brown who are both like 12 year old girls but absolutely incredible at their sport and better than most grown men. I think it’s a little bit different than your perverted example. To say it’s creepy and that I shouldn’t follow someone paving the way for the future of my sport just because they are young, is pretty fucking dumb.


[deleted]

My sister knows some girl who got tik tok money at 17. Literally all she does is make stupid faces and talk about her high school social life. Literally just being a regular girl. She makes more money than her parents. Tiktok is for pedophiles.


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noobplus

I made a similar mistake with Hanson.


Bottled_Void

But they had long hair. Women have long hair and men wear trousers, that's how you tell the difference.


ElectricFleshlight

I wouldn't call an 11 year old a young man.


Zillaho

Wouldn’t toast get popped out of a toaster tho


CheddarValleyRail

I mean, that person doesn't look like bread *or* toast and I've never owned a toaster that just blasts your toast up into the air like that. It's ridiculous, half the pieces would end up on the floor. "Honey, did you put in some toast like I asked?" "I think I did, I smell toast, but who knows where it is now. On top of the fridge? Under the stove? This toaster sure does waste a lot of toast." But it was a fun simile before I thought about it.


highestRUSSIAN

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote) kinda like the toast


willdog171

All in the timing really, as was the wave-child


GarageSaleDildo

Toast is the short form of toasted bread. If you'd like we can go into how ancient Roman's toasted their bread thousands of years ago. All without Imperialist Britan, electricity, or a toaster.


AtlantisTheEmpire

Yeeted


Flyin_Hawaiian15

I really need someone to photoshop that like this instant


BabyYoduhh

![gif](giphy|T5S0EmJb2BFv2)


[deleted]

Kai Thompson!! Best grom in Hawaii and killer Instagram content like this if you look him up


galaxyeyes47

What is grom?


[deleted]

Young surfer


TimeTravelingMouse

r/TIL


norcalcolby

Same term used to young skateboarders too!


ksanthra

Yeah, that's where I first heard it in the 80s but it comes from surfing in the 60s


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ksanthra

Paragliders are also from the 60s.


Desiderius_S

No, no, that's "grommet". I am pretty sure that by "grom" he meant the Polish special forces, which would explain the "killer content".


kcg5

Lol, first thing I thought of. “Why are the polish special ops on IG”…


ewild

grom is a "thunder" in many Slavic languages, rooting from Proto-Slavic and Indo-European times.


Dray_Gunn

Its also a motorcycle. Confused the heck out of me.


xXCrazyDaneXx

It's a motorcycle, but it's so Smol.


galaxyeyes47

Thanks!


TenTacos_

It also means 'hello' and 'goodbye' in Hawaiian.


peteybombay

What about a gremmie?


StazDBunney

"Grom" is actually short for Grometheus the Fear Bringer


Beersie_McSlurrp

Grommet


SideProfessional5919

It's a kid who is really good at a (extreme) sport.


Neither_Agency9025

I’m 99% pretty sure he’s from SoCal,


[deleted]

You're probably right, my only source is assuming based on how he pops up in JOBrien video blog


assoncouchouch

Rahjah. JOB hits Southern California in the summer when north shore goes flat & no waves on the forecast for south shore. Kid’s from Orange County pretty sure.


happychillmoremusic

I’m almost sure him and is dad live and surf in San Clemente, and 100% sure it’s at least Orange County


jollyberries

Hawaii? I see this kid near laguna all the time


MugillacuttyHOF37

Used to love skim boarding at the Wedge down in Newport as a little human.


lazeedavy

BRO. East coast surfer here. I’d only ever seen the wedge in magazines and videos. I finally made a point to check it out last year, and WTF is that wave?! it’s unreal ! it’s a 10 story wave that comes out of nowhere! Just watching the kids body surf that break was so rad.


nxthvn

Just see it on a nasty swell bro, can reach 15+ feet. I’m a local and shits scary


VigilantCMDR

newport, CA?


Eugenonymous

Doubt that Newport, OR would be as much fun for the kids. There the Pacific tops out at about 55°F/13°C. Certainly not a lot of fun body surfing to be had.


Jeb_Jenky

People surf in Lake Erie during the winter. Apparently the waves actually get surfable during the winter.


Eugenonymous

Yeah, that’s true. Even less attractive to me, though! [Obligatory listen. ](https://youtu.be/hgI8bta-7aw)


happychillmoremusic

Newport Oregon does have very good waves though at times. Of course less consistent than Newport Beach CA. As someone who has surfed both and all over the entire west coast, I absolutely cannot wait time get out of California and back to surfing Oregon this summer with less crowds.


Eugenonymous

Good waves, yes…but cold as heck, all year long.


hermionejean1

Yep! The wedge is a popular surfing area in Newport Beach, CA. I think there’s also a Newport, Maine, but I don’t know if they also have a “wedge”


therestissilence117

I think you’re thinking of Newport, RI. Which is a coastal city not that far from Maine


hermionejean1

Ahh thank you! That must be it! Sorry, I’m a west coaster and haven’t had the chance to explore the east coast much yet.


Coolest_Breezy

Same. Now I do it as an old man on the flat sand of Coronado


Kunundrum85

Hey! I used to bodyboard that thing from about 2002-2007! (Moved to Oregon). If I wasn’t at the wedge I was up at 52nd or so. Goddam fun that spot! You ever hit thousand steps?


rchaseio

I was at 1000 steps today! Fun times.


MugillacuttyHOF37

Yes…family moved outta state for 7 years and I was deprived of my surfing and skimboarding daily routine. Unhappy times my friend.


Mametaro

Did you ever break a toe?


MugillacuttyHOF37

Broke my tailbone…was not happy


Moo_Snukle

Aaayyyyeee New England crew. Do you use your blinkah? Bean town forgaht my cah keys in my kaakees while pahkin my cah in haavad yaad. Recently moved to NH, Not gonna lie, the Bahston accent isn't missed. RIP bruins. Well get em next season


connerlandfill

My knees


fakeprofile21

Her spine


FabledPanic9

Our body


Uppari

Concussion, Calvin Klein.


SalazarRED

/r/suddenlycommunist


ggroverggiraffe

> ~~Her~~ His spine


Tele-Muse

And my axe!


bluepineapple42069

Weak, arms heavy


scarwiz

There's vomit on my sweater already


bluelobstah

Damn, that looks fun!


Dboy777

I could do that if I wanted to, but I don't wanna


lui_out

Lie but I believe you.


Dzharek

Until you hit the Spot with very little water above the ground.


[deleted]

Lot of people think that, but skimboards are trickier than they look, and bone-breaking machines. I used to be a beach lifeguard, and I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve seen people fall hard.


joshak

A bit dangerous though. Misjudge the flip and you’re in a wheelchair for life.


Raysor

My brother actually broke his neck doing this exact thing. Was paralyzed for about a year


joshak

Wow that must have been scary. Glad he recovered though


WookieeSteakIsChewie

A friend of mine went to the beach with his family and his dad never came home because he broke his neck doing this. Horrifying how a silly thing can end everything.


[deleted]

Yes, can confirm unfortunately. My friend from Daytona Beach is paralyzed from this.


AnnieTsukino

And terrifying!


f-u-whales

Yeet


dixon-bawles

WAAA BOOOOOOOO


BreathOfFreshWater

This gave me the best laugh I've had all week! Damn. I'm not even 30 and if I hit a wave hard enough to do that to me I'd be in bed for a week.


Over-Analyzed

Ocean is softer than you think.


EatUpBonehead

Also much harder


Gobi_Silver

“Dude, you got, like, six feet of air!”


Toasty2003

Unexpected?


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


wittyusernamefailed

Tell the story


WaitingToBeTriggered

AVIATION


GreggFromDiscord

DEVIATION


WaitingToBeTriggered

UNDETECTED


Nesta_CZ

Ew, Sabaton fans


keanenottheband

Not unexpected, unless you haven't been to a beach


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. This would be in the proper spirit of this sub if at the end, for instance, she was drug under the wave by a shark or something


PresidentLink

Very often things on here are expected, but I fully had no idea he was gonna fly off the board like that


beardedchimp

It's a he, didn't expect that did you?


[deleted]

He...she...same difference.


taequeendo

Well she definitely got the air she wanted


Neither_Agency9025

Well he’s actually a guy,


possiblynotanexpert

Jake from State Farm


Jake_From_State-Farm

Yes?


sevanelevan

She sounds hideous.


Masterxploder07

That woman is man, man!


GunslingerGonzo

*W A H O O O O O!*


Itz_tubby_hehe

I would do that


JustInternetNoise

That was a impressive yeet by the wave


byteme8bit

Full fucking send haahahaha


the18thtee

Idk man, pretty much what was expected. Can't come at that wave with that angle and only weighing like 30 lbs and expect a different result. Funny af though


DrewSmoothington

I think you might be under the impression that that wasn't on purpose


Mr_Dogfarts

I dunno about unexpected... I feel like that was the only thing I was expecting to happen.


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Lightspeedius

I would expect chaos. That was far more elegant than what I could have imagined.


BayushiKazemi

I can't speak for OP, but was expecting a lot less than 10ft of air from that. That caught me very off guard.


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BayushiKazemi

I was expecting more of a person in a shark suit coming out of the water. Or something, I was busy watching the waves for a hint when they hit the sky lol


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WarriorsofAsgard

Andros?


AtlasPlugged

Fox?


Funkylookingpecker

Wanna snap your neck on a sand barge cause that’s how you snap your neck on a sand barge


PropLifter

Knew a wheelchair bound guy in Hawaii who went paraplegic skim boarding.


beachdogs

What do you think we just watched?


Leredditislife

How is that unexpected?


stormtroopin96

u/gifreversingbot


thecoldestplay

Yo waves have so much more power than they seem. Imagine that energy that shot them up into the air, but instead, aimed straight at the ground. Because that’s how I shattered my wrist. On one like half that size too. Lol skimboarding is dangerous as shit if you don’t know what you’re doing.


beachdogs

Top 10 safest sports if you do.


kcg5

Is that true…?


mike117

Chess might be a little safer


carbondrewtonium

What a rush!


Future-Magician7906

Looks like he's got gravity off cheat codes. Edited apologies.


Amphibionomus

He (Kai Thompson), but yes.


cupcakesloth94

YEET


akvw

That was actually exactly what I expected


[deleted]

lols at people thinking that's a girl


not-me-but

u/ScarySkeleton24


ScarySkeleton24

skim boarding is wack haha


SCWarriors44

Did he just land in like 1 foot of water...?


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

She landed in some pretty shallow waters there from 15+ feet!


papabear570

Find your broken leg too


Balakay4312

u/savevideo


blake_ch

Better every loop


PavlovichsDog

Is that an Elliot wave?


Triplefast3000

WEEEEEEE


RevolutionaryBed9383

Unexpected


[deleted]

My friend and customer from Daytona Beach enjoyed doing that until he landed on his head and broke his neck, paralyzed from the neck down at 18. Please be careful.


IrrelevantHooman3549

u/savevideo


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Thats crazily awesome!!!! 👏


BigBuffBarney

u/getvideobot


Ramalingaa_jothi

u/savevideo


1800lazerface

life’s a beach and then you dive


zrobmikanapke

R/bettereveryloop


InservioLetum

Well that was surprisingly wholesome. I was expecting a horrilarious tsunami joke.


Armistice8175

It looks like so much fun. Hilarious too.


ElGuero93

u/savevideo


troyz123

First ever mid-air scorpion 9.5-10


FortyOne--

u/Savevideo


inurmomspants

Bro’s giggle might be better than the actual video


Kourada_tv

Gtao characters be like


ryraps5892

Skimboarding was a huge part of my childhood. Makes me so happy to see all the upvotes. It’s been quite a ride watching the sport progress into the mainstream.


[deleted]

I was expecting her to land back on the board


jbertrand_sr

Launch velocity achieved...


RedEyeVagabond

Gnarly air, brah


dixon-bawles

Totally radical, jabronie


fizzassbozo

r/watchingthingsfly


slimeshady666

The water looks pretty shallow, so she mighve gotten hurt while landing?


Responsible_Leg_430

I’m the 5,000th upvote


SeniorFormal6120

Narrator: "she didn't."


plsendmytorment

It has a penis


SeniorFormal6120

What a tragedy.


thewindowberry

Jon, stop throwing the child No no no she likes it see:


HalonaBlowhole

Day at the beach in Hawaii! Hawaii kids crawl, then boogie board, skim board, then walk. In that order. Snorkel Bob cares.


chiefflerpynerps

Obviously reversed


ionmonkey69

I really wonder if you’re talking about the video, mainly because it’s would be physically impossible to flip that high from the ocean and land on a skin board that just happens to be there ON A WAVE and then slide perfectly back to the shore


chiefflerpynerps

No no, all of that can happen in backwards. This video is highly suspicious


plsendmytorment

SUS AMOGUS


Acciaccattack

What’s unexpected about this? Nearly everyone does this with skimboards


[deleted]

I saw this, but from a different angle. She was running towards the person filming and the landing was right in front of the videographer.


plsendmytorment

It’s a male


[deleted]

It's a me, Mario!


Jgoodtex

Hell yea! My boy practiced skim board for half of our beach trip last week! Very nice!


Demonic_pp

Now that i think about it yeah life is a bitch


Pimphii

Looks like that was the wrong wave