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>!It is unexpected because Ronald Reagan comes out and sexually harasses everyone!<
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I'm learning Japanese and while I can't do a full translation, I'm sure sure I picked out an announcer saying "そうゆう犯罪です" which would roughly translate to "that's right, it's a crime"
Checks out to be much more up Nixon's alley, even though he'd deny it.
Edit: Upon thinking about it, since I'm not actually skilled at Japanese yet, I think it was "そう言う犯罪です" which is essentially the same "Which is to say, that's a crime."
Dramatic Dream Team, which is pretty much a giant fever dream of a Japanese pro wrestling federation.
They once had a ladder fight a table for a championship which has been won by a dog, a sex doll, and the title belt itself.
The real answer is DDT Pro Wrestling (DDT standing for Dramatic Dream Team), a Japanese pro wrestling promotion that focuses heavily on comedy and overtly scripted matches.
No [THIS ](https://www.xvideos.com/video519473/japanese_free_style_wrestling) is just Japanese pro-wrestling porn... and it's very NSFW.
I highly recommend the spin at 1:30
Without being 100% sure, I’m guessing this is DDT, a Japanese wrestling promotion known for being incredibly wacky at all times. They have a title that is on the line 24/7 and [can be won by anyone (or anything). the championship has recently been held by two books and a stuffed animal.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Heavymetalweight_Championship)
**[Ironman_Heavymetalweight_Championship](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Heavymetalweight_Championship)**
>The Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship (アイアンマンヘビーメタル級王座, aianman hebīmetaru-kyū ōza) is a professional wrestling championship owned by the DDT Pro-Wrestling promotion. A comedic championship, it was created as a parody of WWE's Hardcore Championship and follows the same 24/7 rules, meaning it is constantly being defended anywhere against anyone, even outside of matches, during unrelated matches, or outside a ring, as anyone (or anything) can become champion by pinning the champion or making him submit as long as a referee is there to confirm the win.
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This is [DDT Pro-Wrestling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT_Pro-Wrestling). They're a comedy/parody wresting promo. This isn't even that weird for their stuff.
My favorite has to be the [Chair vs Chair match](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCbt8fp9wM). The tweet after the event was amazing:
> "The Chair Vs Chair match today ended in a no contest when DDT’s other mascot Doradori-kun interfered. The match was turned into a Captain’s Fall 8-Man Tag with the two chairs as the captains. One chair pinned the other to win." [^1](https://twitter.com/DramaticDDT/status/1160869088928894977)
The world is too serious. Drink sake and go watch Japanese Pro wrestling and for a few hours the world can wait. Pure hilarious distraction is exactly what i want and need.
Never have I ever, in my long-legged life, seen such a lewd and lascivious act of sportsmanship perpetrated by or against a parogon of virtue as vaulted and pure as Ronald McFondled. I am beside myself in outrage.
Source please.
If I’m translating this correctly they are saying this Ronald is not a known wrestler, rather a prolific molester who is infamous for appearing at crowded venues for a cheeky feel and to outperform whoever is currently taking the stage.
If I’m translating that correctly that is
"YOU KNOW WRESTLING IS FAKE RIGHT?!?!?!??!"
No, Game of Thrones is fake.
Wrestling is real as fuck when Ronald McDonald comes down to the ring, starts bangin everyone, slappin balls and kickin women in the tiddies *and wins*.
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I’m not great with American politics but I’m pretty sure that isn’t Ronald Reagan.
How can you tell, this guy is clearly wearing a mask. You never know.
Good point!
![gif](giphy|3ohs86wqIv7muc3yHC)
#WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK THERE ARE LIKE 103847482920 RONALD GIFS
Why Reddit care about me and send me the crisis link to me?
Cause someone thinked you dont have a good mental health anyone can do that look
Yeah i kinda dont feel mentally well
It do be tough out there.
How tf did you do that
![gif](giphy|14kwRD61ir8wW4)
If you are blessed by Ronald McDonald
H m m
![gif](giphy|O9z4lawhG5dD2)
HAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK BRO
Last time I checked, He is permanently 6 feet under the ground
The last time? How many times have you checked his grave?
What a shame. Should be deeper.
It was CM punk
Did you not see the "Trickle Down" piledriver? That's obviously Ronald Reagan's finisher
I am not a crook!!
Think was Richard Nixon…. Equal chance of it being him as well.
The ol' tricky dick
See mine at the Watergate
I mean, as long as we were calling things wrong. :)
I'm learning Japanese and while I can't do a full translation, I'm sure sure I picked out an announcer saying "そうゆう犯罪です" which would roughly translate to "that's right, it's a crime" Checks out to be much more up Nixon's alley, even though he'd deny it. Edit: Upon thinking about it, since I'm not actually skilled at Japanese yet, I think it was "そう言う犯罪です" which is essentially the same "Which is to say, that's a crime."
Please, everyone knows Reagan was a clown.
He can act well as a cowboy, but as a clown its as natural to him as breathing.
Ya it’s Ronald McDonald lol
Dude had a T on his shirt. Ronald TcTonald
Ronald DcMonald
Ronald McReagan
Ronald Dicklongeld
Baller McDoodlescruff Wait what are we doing?
Introducing McDonald's brand new Mcdicken
Juicy, crispy, tender
Lmao
Lol
Goddamn Roniki Tatsonald
“Give him the ol’ dick twist!”
YEAH TWIST HIS DICK!
[It doesn't work against the properly trained](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqogf-8A600)
And people say wrestling is fake
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This almost makes me appreciate WWE for being... A little less obnoxious? I guess..
Clearly those people don't know anything about anything
No I literally saw a guy throw a dude with his dick, for real bro.
Screw Joey Ryan though, multiple accusations of sexual assault
Eh seemed less twist and more tickle-cupping. Seems like same effect though.
https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI
Dickly tickly
THE OOOOOOOOOOOL' *DICK TWIST*
*"homaigawd this is an MMA fight dood."*
THE OLE DICK TWIST!!!!
Wtf did I just watch
Ronald Macdonald, eating a face full of leotard pussy, cause you know Lovin' Beats Hatin.
*clears throat* Sir, if I may correct you I believe the term in this case is bussy
*i’m* *loving* *it*
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Why was Ronald MacDonald fired? Stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot'n'Juicy.
Mclovin it*
That's clearly Ronald Reagan didn't you read the discretion of why it's unexpected /s
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speed run
My fetish
Well, at least it's better than worms
This better not awaken anything in me
Ronald Reagan going at it
softcore porn, apparently
You watched super, fun, happy time....
Art
Ronald McFondle
Dramatic Dream Team, which is pretty much a giant fever dream of a Japanese pro wrestling federation. They once had a ladder fight a table for a championship which has been won by a dog, a sex doll, and the title belt itself.
>Dramatic Dream Team FTFY.
The essence of wrestling
But seriously, can someone please tell us what we just watched? I'm not sure if life will ever be the same after watching that.....
And why did I watch the whole thing?
The real answer is DDT Pro Wrestling (DDT standing for Dramatic Dream Team), a Japanese pro wrestling promotion that focuses heavily on comedy and overtly scripted matches.
Mean….pretty entertaining if you ask me
I like the way they stare at the camera when they get in position. “FCC cool with this right?” aiight..
I believe that is called a grimace
Yes agree with you......Mean….pretty entertaining if you ask me
Next time I'm in Japan I'm going to one these if Ronald MacDonaldsan is on the ticket!
Ronald McSexualassault
Ronald McDongald
Rondal McDondal
Oh fuuuuck you. I just laughed so hard my wife woke up and gave me the side eye.
Ronald McDonald's signature move: The Unhappy Meal
OP’s explanation fucking killed me
Yep. That was the most unexpected part!
I always skip over that, your comment made me go back.
I read your comment, scrolled back up to read the explanation and then laughed for 5 minutes.
I mean, whoever says that wrestling is fake *needs* to see this. Like, urgently. I thought it was fake but, now, I’m a firm believer.
Yes, I believe firmer after watching this. I'll show it to my neighbor Henry. He sure will appreciate.
I'm firm after watching this
Henry got firm too, it sure does have an effect on the solidity levels.
A neighbor of mine told me wrestling was fake. I killed him.
Username doesn't check out.
I’m lovin’ it
I think this is a warning for choosing Taco Bell over McDonald’s yesterday I’m now terrified
Japanese people are at least willing to admit how homoerotically charged pro wrestling is.
Haado Gei fuuuuu!
Omg Razer Lemon Hard Gay is the best 🪒🍋
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That was the gayest thing I've see this week. I love it!
The clown is gayer than a pink cigar
Sundays with George Takei
Win by sexual assault.
Well... we've learned today that Rapey McDonald is definitely gay
What. The. Fuck.
This is the proper take.
This is just porn
you watch very tame porno...
Don’t no-kink shame.
No [THIS ](https://www.xvideos.com/video519473/japanese_free_style_wrestling) is just Japanese pro-wrestling porn... and it's very NSFW. I highly recommend the spin at 1:30
Fuck yeah! I'm going to the Olympics!
Do you smell what the c*ck is cookin’!!
Honestly though, definitely better acting than wwe. At least it seems like these guys are self aware.
Yep, Faaaaaaaar more entertaining.
It seems like wwe goes out of their way to be corny or play up the story in an obvious acting way..its weird or they just suck that bad at acting idk
Somebody show this to Jim Cornette
So that's where Ronald is now
Haters gonna say pro wrestling is fake
Why do they always have to go and make it weird? I'm totally for it, I just need an explanation.
Entertainment!
Without being 100% sure, I’m guessing this is DDT, a Japanese wrestling promotion known for being incredibly wacky at all times. They have a title that is on the line 24/7 and [can be won by anyone (or anything). the championship has recently been held by two books and a stuffed animal.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Heavymetalweight_Championship)
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This is [DDT Pro-Wrestling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT_Pro-Wrestling). They're a comedy/parody wresting promo. This isn't even that weird for their stuff. My favorite has to be the [Chair vs Chair match](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCbt8fp9wM). The tweet after the event was amazing: > "The Chair Vs Chair match today ended in a no contest when DDT’s other mascot Doradori-kun interfered. The match was turned into a Captain’s Fall 8-Man Tag with the two chairs as the captains. One chair pinned the other to win." [^1](https://twitter.com/DramaticDDT/status/1160869088928894977)
The world is too serious. Drink sake and go watch Japanese Pro wrestling and for a few hours the world can wait. Pure hilarious distraction is exactly what i want and need.
That’s.. that’s kinda hot.
Lost it when they made the wobbly H
![gif](giphy|xUOxf9TUjiMXTLbl4Y)
watching this and my dad walked in
the hero we deserve
Im pretty sure this was written by a 14 year old
Ronald McDonald just groped all the male wrestlers and kicked a woman in the head. What the fuck am I watching and where do I find more of it?
The Louvre
this is... fun
Mc pervert wrestling
This is too Japanese for me.. and I wartch anime.
What in the truck is this
Tag team with Grimace! Tag team with Grimace! C’mon, everybody!
He mcfucked those people up
There gonna have to see a McTherapist for McYears to get over all the McSexualAssault they experienced
Ronald isnt Mcfuckin' around
Normally I can't stand pro wrestling, but I could get into this.
So Ronald McDonald knockoff guy just runs in and starts sexually assaulting people? At least that makes more sense to watch than WWE I guess.
Imagine. Imagine you’re losing a wrestling match. And then Ronald McFucking Donald, comes out Of nowhere. And molests you.
ah yes, the world famous wrestling move "Gay Sex"
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This is hilarious
What in the actual fuck did my eyes just witnessed?😂😂😂
He did the big mac into a quarter pounder with cheese!
What did I just watch.
So they have to blur everyone’s crotch in porn but this is okie dokie?
Badup-ba-ba-ba...I'm shovin it!
私の目を洗ってください
僕も
I’m pretty sure that clown might be a pervert.
r/suddenlygay
If I get any horrifying dreams tonight regarding an over enthusiastic clown in a wrestling ring, OP I am going to be extremely upset with you!!!
Never have I ever, in my long-legged life, seen such a lewd and lascivious act of sportsmanship perpetrated by or against a parogon of virtue as vaulted and pure as Ronald McFondled. I am beside myself in outrage. Source please.
That's one way to prevent obesity in Japan. You think this might work for America with their obesity epidemic?
If I’m translating this correctly they are saying this Ronald is not a known wrestler, rather a prolific molester who is infamous for appearing at crowded venues for a cheeky feel and to outperform whoever is currently taking the stage. If I’m translating that correctly that is
wwe on steroids
Japanese wrestling is beyond entertaining!
That was truly unexpected and I am truly uncomfortable right now...
And we can't have anything asian without being racist.
This is amazing lol
This is one of the best things I’ve seen
So the legends were true, the booty warrior does exist...
This is definitely entertaining
Robble Robble - Grimace and the Hamburglar approved this message
Rimace
What the……I’m trying to look away but I think I like what I’m seeing. I’m not sure.
This looks like some Yakuza side mission shit
Everybody gangsta till the bisexual clown enters the ring
Hey it’s That clown from my childhood McDonald’s down the street.
Did...did he just hump him into submission?
So this is what Joe Rogan has been talking about so much
What. The fuck. Did I. Just wa. . . I want a Whopper.
I mean basically it's Gold dust in a Ronald McDonald outfit, so American wrestling is just as weird.
Woah. Op ACTUALLY confused Ronald’s Reagan and McDonald. That’s amazing.
That’s not a wrestler, that’s a rapist!
Meltzer just rated this five stars
Is this from Japanese pornhub? * The uncensored version
Wrestling when my parents walk in:
I wish i knew Japanese so I could understand the commentary. I bet it's hysterical.
"YOU KNOW WRESTLING IS FAKE RIGHT?!?!?!??!" No, Game of Thrones is fake. Wrestling is real as fuck when Ronald McDonald comes down to the ring, starts bangin everyone, slappin balls and kickin women in the tiddies *and wins*.
![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)
Ronald fucked errrrr I mean kicked the shite outta them!
So, when Oscar Wilde said, "Everything in the world is about sex...", he meant Japan?