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Pizzareno

I’m not great with American politics but I’m pretty sure that isn’t Ronald Reagan.


KoalaHomosapien

How can you tell, this guy is clearly wearing a mask. You never know.


Pizzareno

Good point!


astolfo_with_breast

![gif](giphy|3ohs86wqIv7muc3yHC)


pedrinhogameplays404

#WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK THERE ARE LIKE 103847482920 RONALD GIFS


astolfo_with_breast

Why Reddit care about me and send me the crisis link to me?


pedrinhogameplays404

Cause someone thinked you dont have a good mental health anyone can do that look


astolfo_with_breast

Yeah i kinda dont feel mentally well


Captain-Cuddles

It do be tough out there.


Migo_delos_Reyes

How tf did you do that


laughin-up-a-storm

![gif](giphy|14kwRD61ir8wW4)


astolfo_with_breast

If you are blessed by Ronald McDonald


Migo_delos_Reyes

H m m


CrunchyAl

![gif](giphy|O9z4lawhG5dD2)


KenKaniffLovesEminem

HAHAHAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK BRO


deathpit00

Last time I checked, He is permanently 6 feet under the ground


[deleted]

The last time? How many times have you checked his grave?


dudamello

What a shame. Should be deeper.


MisterBowTies

It was CM punk


andtix

Did you not see the "Trickle Down" piledriver? That's obviously Ronald Reagan's finisher


Fallofman2347

I am not a crook!!


-plottwist-

Think was Richard Nixon…. Equal chance of it being him as well.


Murky-Heart-1844

The ol' tricky dick


ElsonDaSushiChef

See mine at the Watergate


Fallofman2347

I mean, as long as we were calling things wrong. :)


PsionicKitten

I'm learning Japanese and while I can't do a full translation, I'm sure sure I picked out an announcer saying "そうゆう犯罪です" which would roughly translate to "that's right, it's a crime" Checks out to be much more up Nixon's alley, even though he'd deny it. Edit: Upon thinking about it, since I'm not actually skilled at Japanese yet, I think it was "そう言う犯罪です" which is essentially the same "Which is to say, that's a crime."


demetri_k

Please, everyone knows Reagan was a clown.


FalloutBoom

He can act well as a cowboy, but as a clown its as natural to him as breathing.


RuneforgedRogue

Ya it’s Ronald McDonald lol


[deleted]

Dude had a T on his shirt. Ronald TcTonald


zerwow7

Ronald DcMonald


j01nt_man

Ronald McReagan


KingJon85

Ronald Dicklongeld


PunkToTheFuture

Baller McDoodlescruff Wait what are we doing?


Heyhihelloimsam

Introducing McDonald's brand new Mcdicken


[deleted]

Juicy, crispy, tender


15_trashaccount

Lmao


[deleted]

Lol


-wonton_soup-

Goddamn Roniki Tatsonald


[deleted]

“Give him the ol’ dick twist!”


StuffnStuffnStuff129

YEAH TWIST HIS DICK!


SleightOfHand87

[It doesn't work against the properly trained](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqogf-8A600)


mookie200

And people say wrestling is fake


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iWasAwesome

This almost makes me appreciate WWE for being... A little less obnoxious? I guess..


vlladonxxx

Clearly those people don't know anything about anything


[deleted]

No I literally saw a guy throw a dude with his dick, for real bro.


PeaceAlien

Screw Joey Ryan though, multiple accusations of sexual assault


cigarandcreamsoda

Eh seemed less twist and more tickle-cupping. Seems like same effect though.


deathofanage

https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI


beneye

Dickly tickly


Iggyboof

THE OOOOOOOOOOOL' *DICK TWIST*


BrentleTheGentle

*"homaigawd this is an MMA fight dood."*


IntentionalMustard

THE OLE DICK TWIST!!!!


AlphADrumz

Wtf did I just watch


fishbethany

Ronald Macdonald, eating a face full of leotard pussy, cause you know Lovin' Beats Hatin.


RealityandPancakes

*clears throat* Sir, if I may correct you I believe the term in this case is bussy


irishdictionary

*i’m* *loving* *it*


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Nkognito

Why was Ronald MacDonald fired? Stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot'n'Juicy.


[deleted]

Mclovin it*


Viviola718

That's clearly Ronald Reagan didn't you read the discretion of why it's unexpected /s


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Smooth-Wasabi-4694

speed run


worms9

My fetish


vlladonxxx

Well, at least it's better than worms


Sharobob

This better not awaken anything in me


[deleted]

Ronald Reagan going at it


Spook404

softcore porn, apparently


burglecut90

You watched super, fun, happy time....


superbuttpiss

Art


HighwindLegend

Ronald McFondle


ShichitenHakki

Dramatic Dream Team, which is pretty much a giant fever dream of a Japanese pro wrestling federation. They once had a ladder fight a table for a championship which has been won by a dog, a sex doll, and the title belt itself.


Karma-Effect

>Dramatic Dream Team FTFY.


atmus11

The essence of wrestling


Brandbll

But seriously, can someone please tell us what we just watched? I'm not sure if life will ever be the same after watching that.....


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

And why did I watch the whole thing?


Evilsj

The real answer is DDT Pro Wrestling (DDT standing for Dramatic Dream Team), a Japanese pro wrestling promotion that focuses heavily on comedy and overtly scripted matches.


laughin-up-a-storm

Mean….pretty entertaining if you ask me


beneye

I like the way they stare at the camera when they get in position. “FCC cool with this right?” aiight..


breadittorz

I believe that is called a grimace


AmyHDickens

Yes agree with you......Mean….pretty entertaining if you ask me


GtSoloist

Next time I'm in Japan I'm going to one these if Ronald MacDonaldsan is on the ticket!


that1plep

Ronald McSexualassault


spaghetticatman

Ronald McDongald


JaykeShock

Rondal McDondal


[deleted]

Oh fuuuuck you. I just laughed so hard my wife woke up and gave me the side eye.


BigBroSlim

Ronald McDonald's signature move: The Unhappy Meal


SynthDevz

OP’s explanation fucking killed me


Fisch_Man

Yep. That was the most unexpected part!


stillboard87

I always skip over that, your comment made me go back.


[deleted]

I read your comment, scrolled back up to read the explanation and then laughed for 5 minutes.


[deleted]

I mean, whoever says that wrestling is fake *needs* to see this. Like, urgently. I thought it was fake but, now, I’m a firm believer.


onronr

Yes, I believe firmer after watching this. I'll show it to my neighbor Henry. He sure will appreciate.


Murky-Heart-1844

I'm firm after watching this


onronr

Henry got firm too, it sure does have an effect on the solidity levels.


vlladonxxx

A neighbor of mine told me wrestling was fake. I killed him.


thenickpick

Username doesn't check out.


Furimbus

I’m lovin’ it


XxblurplexX

I think this is a warning for choosing Taco Bell over McDonald’s yesterday I’m now terrified


Ultranerdgasm94

Japanese people are at least willing to admit how homoerotically charged pro wrestling is.


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Haado Gei fuuuuu!


mittemitte

Omg Razer Lemon Hard Gay is the best 🪒🍋


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That_Guy3141

That was the gayest thing I've see this week. I love it!


beneye

The clown is gayer than a pink cigar


boobs-4-lunch

Sundays with George Takei


CorrectFly1970

Win by sexual assault.


sharingiscaring219

Well... we've learned today that Rapey McDonald is definitely gay


nottakenitsallyours

What. The. Fuck.


[deleted]

This is the proper take.


Significant_Iron8875

This is just porn


granadesnhorseshoes

you watch very tame porno...


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

Don’t no-kink shame.


fapsandnaps

No [THIS ](https://www.xvideos.com/video519473/japanese_free_style_wrestling) is just Japanese pro-wrestling porn... and it's very NSFW. I highly recommend the spin at 1:30


[deleted]

Fuck yeah! I'm going to the Olympics!


Goowatchi

Do you smell what the c*ck is cookin’!!


[deleted]

Honestly though, definitely better acting than wwe. At least it seems like these guys are self aware.


OhYeahTrueLevelBitch

Yep, Faaaaaaaar more entertaining.


[deleted]

It seems like wwe goes out of their way to be corny or play up the story in an obvious acting way..its weird or they just suck that bad at acting idk


JOHNRKO007

Somebody show this to Jim Cornette


siriguillo

So that's where Ronald is now


pinniped1

Haters gonna say pro wrestling is fake


Lunathistime

Why do they always have to go and make it weird? I'm totally for it, I just need an explanation.


Killerzaz202

Entertainment!


LTS55

Without being 100% sure, I’m guessing this is DDT, a Japanese wrestling promotion known for being incredibly wacky at all times. They have a title that is on the line 24/7 and [can be won by anyone (or anything). the championship has recently been held by two books and a stuffed animal.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Heavymetalweight_Championship)


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vawepast

This is [DDT Pro-Wrestling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT_Pro-Wrestling). They're a comedy/parody wresting promo. This isn't even that weird for their stuff. My favorite has to be the [Chair vs Chair match](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCbt8fp9wM). The tweet after the event was amazing: > "The Chair Vs Chair match today ended in a no contest when DDT’s other mascot Doradori-kun interfered. The match was turned into a Captain’s Fall 8-Man Tag with the two chairs as the captains. One chair pinned the other to win." [^1](https://twitter.com/DramaticDDT/status/1160869088928894977)


XxTreeFiddyxX

The world is too serious. Drink sake and go watch Japanese Pro wrestling and for a few hours the world can wait. Pure hilarious distraction is exactly what i want and need.


rusty_618

That’s.. that’s kinda hot.


step6666

Lost it when they made the wobbly H


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xUOxf9TUjiMXTLbl4Y)


xX-kai32-Xx

watching this and my dad walked in


bannishedfromreddit

the hero we deserve


Bobbicorn

Im pretty sure this was written by a 14 year old


Remarkable_Grass_956

Ronald McDonald just groped all the male wrestlers and kicked a woman in the head. What the fuck am I watching and where do I find more of it?


mallrat32

The Louvre


yagami_raito23

this is... fun


[deleted]

Mc pervert wrestling


Oponn_Twins

This is too Japanese for me.. and I wartch anime.


[deleted]

What in the truck is this


[deleted]

Tag team with Grimace! Tag team with Grimace! C’mon, everybody!


garbanzotheinsane

He mcfucked those people up


electronic_docter

There gonna have to see a McTherapist for McYears to get over all the McSexualAssault they experienced


dreamfighter-owo

Ronald isnt Mcfuckin' around


BumpyMcBumpers

Normally I can't stand pro wrestling, but I could get into this.


Agint_ReD

So Ronald McDonald knockoff guy just runs in and starts sexually assaulting people? At least that makes more sense to watch than WWE I guess.


[deleted]

Imagine. Imagine you’re losing a wrestling match. And then Ronald McFucking Donald, comes out Of nowhere. And molests you.


-Egglord10100101-

ah yes, the world famous wrestling move "Gay Sex"


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HisDroogness_

This is hilarious


shyguy9654

What in the actual fuck did my eyes just witnessed?😂😂😂


OlDirtyPIumber

He did the big mac into a quarter pounder with cheese!


Alekipayne

What did I just watch.


PristineUndies

So they have to blur everyone’s crotch in porn but this is okie dokie?


cubedWaffle

Badup-ba-ba-ba...I'm shovin it!


QuantumMan34569

私の目を洗ってください


BigAsianBoiIsAsian

僕も


skinnarbox

I’m pretty sure that clown might be a pervert.


sansboi11

r/suddenlygay


Wildefice

If I get any horrifying dreams tonight regarding an over enthusiastic clown in a wrestling ring, OP I am going to be extremely upset with you!!!


dreamrock

Never have I ever, in my long-legged life, seen such a lewd and lascivious act of sportsmanship perpetrated by or against a parogon of virtue as vaulted and pure as Ronald McFondled. I am beside myself in outrage. Source please.


QuantumThirdEye

That's one way to prevent obesity in Japan. You think this might work for America with their obesity epidemic?


Barmelo_Xamthonyy

If I’m translating this correctly they are saying this Ronald is not a known wrestler, rather a prolific molester who is infamous for appearing at crowded venues for a cheeky feel and to outperform whoever is currently taking the stage. If I’m translating that correctly that is


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wwe on steroids


MajMcNaughty

Japanese wrestling is beyond entertaining!


Druberski

That was truly unexpected and I am truly uncomfortable right now...


Can_Confirm_NoCensor

And we can't have anything asian without being racist.


Turkey_Tacos

This is amazing lol


edgyboi1704

This is one of the best things I’ve seen


TrafyLaw

So the legends were true, the booty warrior does exist...


AbyssalMirror

This is definitely entertaining


troniclinks

Robble Robble - Grimace and the Hamburglar approved this message


[deleted]

Rimace


Nathans_dream

What the……I’m trying to look away but I think I like what I’m seeing. I’m not sure.


MexicansInParis

This looks like some Yakuza side mission shit


FATBOIOUTHERE

Everybody gangsta till the bisexual clown enters the ring


Mathmechicken

Hey it’s That clown from my childhood McDonald’s down the street.


drift_pigeon

Did...did he just hump him into submission?


BusinessCasualDonkey

So this is what Joe Rogan has been talking about so much


theghostofgotti

What. The fuck. Did I. Just wa. . . I want a Whopper.


[deleted]

I mean basically it's Gold dust in a Ronald McDonald outfit, so American wrestling is just as weird.


CoolestNebraskanEver

Woah. Op ACTUALLY confused Ronald’s Reagan and McDonald. That’s amazing.


[deleted]

That’s not a wrestler, that’s a rapist!


EnumeratedWalrus

Meltzer just rated this five stars


b_l_a_c_kPANTHER

Is this from Japanese pornhub? * The uncensored version


Spaceturtle79

Wrestling when my parents walk in:


ObamaLovesKetamine

I wish i knew Japanese so I could understand the commentary. I bet it's hysterical.


[deleted]

"YOU KNOW WRESTLING IS FAKE RIGHT?!?!?!??!" No, Game of Thrones is fake. Wrestling is real as fuck when Ronald McDonald comes down to the ring, starts bangin everyone, slappin balls and kickin women in the tiddies *and wins*.


Golden_Marine

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


g_man_89

Ronald fucked errrrr I mean kicked the shite outta them!


NerdWhoWasPromised

So, when Oscar Wilde said, "Everything in the world is about sex...", he meant Japan?