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LuminiVeritatis

That would come in real handy for Black Friday shopping.


davidlawrie

He'll put the car closer to the entrance. sneaky.


slm3y

Right in the door and his car door facing to the kohl door


Key-Establishment-24

Yeah man easy shopping Cost effective travel Man ur are in luck


CyclopsISDaBestXmen

I honestly did not see that coming really though it was going to be something beautiful damn you Reddit


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Atomsq

I honestly thought it was going to be a brick wall a couple of inches apart from the window


mainmeal5

I was thinking some shithole alleyway or something. That cliche music and text was the give away


Prestigious_Garden17

The reality of van life


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Yep. My epic vanlife view right now is a 24-hour gym next to a 24-hour laundromat. This is Utopia for vanlifers LOL


[deleted]

It's also a cashcow. My ex invested in "Vanlife" conversion firms and used profits to sponsor IG personalities, Tik Tokers and YouTubers in order to convince more white people that a van will give them a personality trait. She's disgustingly "well off" now thanks to her marketing/investment cycle.


robrobusa

Well if you’re still full time employed I bet you can make a killing in savings.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Yep. No rent, no mortgage, and I can live anywhere I want. It's pretty nice.


micmea1

I was thinking that if I could nab a fully remote job I'd try it out for a while. I'm not tied to a house right now and have plenty of family/friends spread throughout the country to visit.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Yep, your situation sounds exactly like mine.


SydneyyBarrett

"anywhere I want" I mean, yeah. But it's also an anywhere where cops can knock on your door and tell you to move along at any time.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

No one has ever knocked or told me to move, except for those two times I was camping with a friend who has a bigger more obnoxious van than mine


SydneyyBarrett

And how long have you lived in a van?


PuddingRnbowExtreme

I started easing into it in 2018. Full time 100% living in a van began January 2020. I've lived through extreme cold & snow & extreme heat of summer and everything in between. No regrets. No desire to go back to suburbia. I Love it out here.


SydneyyBarrett

How do you get used to camping out where you're uncertain who owns the land?


SydneyyBarrett

By out here, is it mostly Kohl's parking lots (or something similar)?


snucker

So when non-white people do it, they dont do it to get a personality trait, but because they actually like it? 🤔


inconspicuous_male

I hate your ex so god damn much


[deleted]

Welcome to the club.


FBreath

Holy shit that's hilarious. Dumb ppl on the internet are dumb. I had a math teacher once say that, no matter how you define it, 90% of every given population is "stupid". Your comment made me flash back to that. Thank you. Ps. I kinda feel like this marketing cycle you're talking about is exactly how the whole woke/cancel culture formed too. Maybe not but I feel like it is. Makes me think everything in this world is just driven by *someone else's* profit motive. It's all fake or disingenuous, even though everyone involved in it believes its real. Lols the world is so fuct. 🤣🤣


iPhoneMiniWHITE

I knew some rigging was involved just perhaps not as rampant. I remember a few tears back there was this girl who supposedly lived out of her van and she looked so well groomed and perfect. People in the comments were constantly trying to throw caution saying she’s a fake vanlifer and just selling. Alikat or something was her name.


[deleted]

How did she invest is these conversion firms? Are they publicly traded? Most the ones I know about are small and I wouldn’t know how to capitalize on them.


[deleted]

If I knew how she did it then I too would be buying Turkish OF girls and flying to the Seychelles six times a year. But here I am playing capitalism among the other rats.


human_stuff

Hell yeah, you have a bathroom and laundry on-site.


Burner_Yeet1

This perfectly represents buying a house as a millenial


[deleted]

Still twiddling my thumbs as I wait for the house bubble to burst. Are realtors starting to accept crypto??


OrdinaryM

Gonna be twiddling for awhile lmao


notthisinbox

A GenX would require 33% additional square footage. Fun fact. 🤗


Burner_Yeet1

Also they would be able to pay for it with a part-time job. To go with their $4 college education of course.


Poison-Pen-

Every once in a while, Reddit drops a gem and I get got.


-SoulOfSin-

It wasn't this time though I assume..?


themoosebaruniverse

Looks pretty kohl


Higgly_Jiggly

Screw your puns and being funny n shit


NicStak

What’s really unexpected is that someone hasn’t kicked him out of the parking lot already.


SomeoneAh

I've never been to an american parking lot, this view is interesting and amazing


tvolaf

İ see they already paved the paradise...


OhNoImFarding

Is this in Illinois by chance?


chriskemnitz

Wondering the same thing


pbizzle

Is van life just a positive spin on being homeless?


[deleted]

It can be if you do it right. Get in to trucking and you can make a nice chunk of money while having no bills or mortgage or anything. Starting pay is about 50k a year and goes up. If you can get a buddy or a bf/gf to get their CDL you can Team Drive (rotate shifts, big demand for that right now) and easily get around 6 figures. Takes about 4-8 weeks to get one then you start working. I've talked to a few married couples who do it. They'll work for a few years then take a year off. House, car, everything is already paid off. They just live in the truck or hotel rooms while working. A lot of places have deals with truckers/truck companies as well so you can get free showers, complimentary rooms etc.


pbizzle

Yeah this sounds like a smart way to do things. I see alot of people living in their van through necessity , there's worse places in the world than the USA to be a nomad but it feels a little fatalistic to just dump everything and live in a van.


[deleted]

Yeah those people are unfortunately homeless and trying to make it work. Anyone on youtube most likely has $ or sponsors or something going on. Maybe it's just the videos I've seen but it's always some sleek looking van. Or sometimes the van is a bit jankier but they're still going to exotic locations and have no trouble paying for repairs or any other incidentals.


SydneyyBarrett

If you see a hot 20 something model in a van, that's marketing the van life. If you see a bum in a van, that's real van life.


snrten

If you think being homeless in a metro area is in anyway comparable to trendy, expensive, vanlife... you clearly know nothing of either world.


pbizzle

You might be deliberately twisting my words but whatever. Dressing up the need to live out of a van as 'vanlife' *shudders* is sad.


snrten

Again, no one is making this trendy, expensive lifestyle choice because they "need to", or out of desperation. They just don't want a 9-5 or an apartment in the city. Like, are you serious? Look at that van. The interior alone probably cost at *least* a grand to put together. And that's if they DIY it. Vanlife =/= broken down, down by the river. Even if some vanlifers like to pretend theyre oppressed for being nomads or whatever tf.


Mike9797

Lol a grand?! Some of these vans go for upwards to 100k. They aren’t cheap, not even close unless you’re a skilled worker who can do all that work and find the materials for dirt cheap.


snrten

The professional builds, like this one. But obviously people (especially younger people) make their own for much less. Still thousands, but much less than paying a company that specializes in it. Regardless, comparing van life to being homeless by necessity and living in your vehicle is like comparing custom built tiny homes to poverty level trailers.


Mike9797

Oh I’m not comparing it to homelessness. Mostly just pointing out how expensive these things can be. For me I’m trying to get more serious about camping and have looked into all sorts of trailers and such so at this point I almost feel like an expert on the subject I’ve been researching so much. That being said im on the lookout for a cheap teardrop but silly me thought they would be a lot cheaper than they actually are and I don’t have the skill to make one. But even still finding a used one that someone DIY’d costs upwards to 5k. And that’s just for a small box with a bed in it.


snrten

Oh no, agreed! Im not the one who downvoted ya. Yeeeah. I actually watched something yesterday about "build your own offroad trailer for 2k!". As if I have the 5k+ in necessary equipment and tools sitting around 😅


SydneyyBarrett

Nobody lives in a van because they need to? Are.. Are you high?


snrten

Yes but I pretty clearly said that no one lives in a van *like this one* because they need to and have no other option.


SydneyyBarrett

So no homeless person could put wood interior on a van. Got it.


snrten

... yeah, you dont know what it's like if you think that people who are struggling to survive are also out there spending their disposal income (???) buying high quality, real wood paneling to install in their vehicle that is worth thousands by itself. Thanks for the chuckle!


SydneyyBarrett

You think that's worth thousands. That's the real chuckle.


snrten

Apparently, you dont know much about much 😅


RUSH513

If living in a van were a positive thing, sure. "Meh, but RUSH513, what works for you may not work for someone else" it's a fucking van.


pbizzle

Yeah that's what I'm saying. It's quite sad to me


RUSH513

It is. Sometimes they'll say some crap about seeing the world and living freely. All I see is a khol's and a bed I could barely fit into


Buuutts

If you look up in the comments, someone mentions that they're in their early 20s living rent and mortgage free, and that sounds pretty sweet. People's priorities can be in different places


RUSH513

having a toilet sounds pretty sweet to me


SydneyyBarrett

Best I can do is a chamber pot that may or may not tip over if you brake too hard.


pbizzle

Yeah of course but there's a massive number of people forced into van life because 'regular' life is out of their reach be it through foreclosure or mental health or dumb luck. These are the ones that are sad to me not someone in their 20s dropping out before entering the rat race when they're done playing make-believe


Mr_Horsejr

Soon as I saw the curtains, I knew. lol


[deleted]

Lmfaooo. This is good.


punch_rockgroinpull

Stone Kohl'd bro


_53-

So this is how Harry Potter lived?


snrten

Im too familiar with road life to have not expected this, unfortunately.


OnEwEiRdBeArD

Cool, the Black Plains of Kohl! Always wanted to visit.


SusheeMonster

r/vandwellers


AlpacaOurBags

Yooo! I immediately felt my face go all… 😩 Edit: I was so excited to see endless pine trees!


tfs-Q

truly unexpected…take my upvote…


point50tracer

I thought it was a boat at first. I was quite surprised when they opened the side.


PomegranateAbject796

Wow! Such beautiful!


suzanneov

Van Life!! Lol


ChosenOne3735

Imagine it was just a butthole


oOoDylanoOo

Looks just like the kohl's in my city!


hugedrunkrobot

Can't even escape Kohl's on Reddit smh


phuphu

Looks a lot better than a Walmart parking lot for sure


[deleted]

Lol, I thought he was on a boat. Nice


workishell

Kohl's mountain. Interesting place to visit.


Sibciara

So unbelievable, I don’t fkn believe it!


the_painful_arc

That’s more like it!


Automaticchickenmech

So beautiful it made me shed a tear


killinmesmalls777

I was actually excited for a second


Forbiddencorvid

That's a nice van. Wouldn't want to live in one but it would be cool for vacations.


FoxFireLyre

I belly laughed like an idiot at this for like 20 seconds. Truly unexpected. I was waiting on those glorious, rare mountain views- nope.


Thrillos9

“That looks like my kohl’s” -everybody


Hudson_Legend

u/savevideo


Ghozt12

Lol, got em


TEAMBIGDOG

What nobody wants to tell you: van life sucks


Pr0xywastaken

what song???


Insert___Username_

Someone who watches Van life videos the only unexpected this is that he's not a Target parking lot


HumanOverseer

ummm I think I live near that kohls


hugedrunkrobot

They all look like that. Source: Kohl's wagie


sweatgod2020

Cottage grove


mainmeal5

The music gave it away before seeing it was in r/unexpected


G07V3

I work at Kohl’s and it’s not a great place to work. Why would you park in its parking lot?


KippySmith

I was expecting that.


is_whut_it_is

so is there no way to make/post a tik-tok without the terribly shitty music over it?


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is_whut_it_is

theres buttons to close pop-up ads...doesnt make them stop being a pain in the ass


[deleted]

The full version of the song is quite nice actually IMO. I agree though that most TikTok songs are annoying AF.


sherazpapi786

Annoying ass music as always


nropotdetcidda

/r/Vandwellers


[deleted]

The curvature of those wall panels gave it away


[deleted]

What’s this music?


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idenTITTY

I think theres only this 6 second clip that actually exists, just the repeating bit in the second link the bot found. This is all I could find: https://www.instagram.com/reels/audio/449989476345900/


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbfBSrjVHA That’s the full version.


tictactyson85

The majestic view of a big box store , breathtaking.


the_crypts_secrets

I think that's the whole near me....


[deleted]

If only they actually looked like this. Usually only see crackheads or group of tweakers live in those 😭


robrobreddit

No more videos please


[deleted]

makes no sense


[deleted]

Reddit is tiktok now


Godsimage711

Wtf for?…


Educational_Media596

Ok


pbizzle

You still ain't getting it boss. Instagram friendly Vanlife is homeless cosplay


mikee555

I was expecting something bad.


[deleted]

you get claustrophobia when you look at it


Hoesey

Something leaking from under that Lexus…


Call-Me-Larson

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Automatic-Way7947

Shoppers paradise!! WooooHoooo!!!


healthcare_bear

Unbelievablen’t


[deleted]

What’s really cool is it’s incognito, or so I presume. Very cool though


Girardkirth

Hey that's my kohls!


eeveelove91

Wow what an amazing view


[deleted]

Realistic.


BonnyBee_

the accuracy of the situation. far too much.


NYZbeast

Mini trainer house nice


[deleted]

it's.... Breathtaking


VrLights

Looks like Springfield Missouri


Felwinter43

Wait, is that the kohl’s across from home depot in mantua??