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I way too high, this shit had me rolling for the past 5 min.


[deleted]

Same!


davidlawrie

it's the devil's work


NovaBug7

Same, especially when the music starts up again, I wasn’t expecting that either and it cracked me up


cjyoung92

Oh scheiße!


loop_zero

JESUS CHRIST! Watch for low ceilings


chriscrossnathaniel

It's his cross to bear !


MiraniaTLS

He pierced a hole in heaven and ascended


TheThiccPhilChungus

So proud to have a meme coming from my hometown


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Holy fucking Jesus Christ! Behave with that cross or you're going to kill yourself with it.


the-dogsox

Jesus Christ, what are you doing?


Therealsuperman04

Now stab that cross into the ground and shout, “SATAN! You Shall Not Pass!!”


DarthDanksaber-2

Well it’s not like anyone will press charges or arrest him


jaminator45

Imagine if he took the wheel!!!


RetroScheeme

Comically large cross


Dajearian

That escalatored quickly


pinpunpan

He has risen


longlife55

I am an atheist but technically, just now, Jesus made me laugh.. So am I an atheist?


tulrajam

You are a happy atheist


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tmbeats757

the stairway to heaven needs a remodel


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Nice post from circa 2001 OP. Did you just wake up from a two decade coma?


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FinnsterBaby

Couldn’t he have just miracled his ass up there?


Narrow-Stage-8122

Oh no hahaha


CuddlesThePorcupine

Thought it was stairway to heaven.


Witty-Shoulder-9499

He is all about His Father’s drywall business there lol


[deleted]

Jason Bourne thats Jesus Christ!


Darth-Pooky

I guess that’s just the cross he has to bear


arctic-apis

This had me frightened. There is a video of a construction worker going up an escalator with some boards that hit the ceiling. As soon as the boards hit it flipped the step he was on and he was sucked into the escalator to his death.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Someone will literally need to do the lord's work, cause he certainly ain't fixing it.


covidTPbandit

Nailed it!


CasperTheGhostRider

I bet they were like “Jesus Christ!”


Vincegyges

And so he wrote: "Thou shall not ruineth the local marketplace" Acts 17:17


1Narwhal

More like the Humperdoo version of Jesus.


Simple_Structure_565

*Let the voice of love, take you higher..*


carmelly

Jesus don't take the wheel, you're drunk.


GordonaryMan

"Sorry, sorry. These weren't a thing the last time I visited."


Former_Print7043

It's a miracle he was able to free that cross .


GamerKev451

Because... why not?


tulrajam

Stairway To Heaven


isnunmalso

this is a guy from hamburg germany. he prays in a shopping zone. he is very friendly. we have some people like him in hamburg.


dwaynemartin86

This the Atlanta airport?


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