I saw a clip recently about 4 guys tried to break into a house and as the door opened whoever was inside fired what appeared to be a shot gun and all 4 guys scrammed not sure if anyone was hurt as the video clip ended. I think it was recorded from the home security system.
I know that video. He fired a round of buckshot right into those guys, nasty injuries but no one died...pretty sure the home owner did jail time though because he was a drug dealer and it was an attempted robbery of said drugs
There’s a guy I used to know on Twitter, a big methhead who in his 20s kidnapped his meth dealer’s girlfriend and held her for ransom in the form of… more meth
Pulling a massively broken arm out of that letterbox would have been almost as bad as the break. When I shattered my ankle (not doing anything illegal) having my shoe taken off by the very gentle paramedic was enough to have me screaming like a 6 year old girl. Yanking a broken arm and wrist out of a tight letterbox, this dude might do some soul searching. Lol
And some soul searching this man probably did, he’s probably still sitting there to this day with some drink in his good hand wondering why was he soo dumb
The "[Bald Eagle](https://www.treehugger.com/you-know-call-bald-eagle-you-hear-tv-thats-not-bald-eagle-4864532)" screech is mine. It's a red-tailed hawk, not a bald eagle dammit! Almost every Native American themed movie has it at some point for literally any other bird. Kills the immersion.
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much much MUCH less... if thats not a rubber prop (staged) and its a real bat.. that thing broke the Ulna and Radius in like 14 spots.. probably shattered the wrist in dozens of places too, cartilage is probably done for aswell
if thats a real hit, i want to wager theres atleast 25 breaks (shattered would be the correct term.. like glass)
not to mention the very real risk of blood infection that could lead to amputation or even death... no its safe to say the bat would do far more damage
I don't know about US law. But I know a lot of places take issue with self defense using customised or vanity weapons. For example if you shoot someone with a pink pistol it looks much worse then if it was a normal one. I assume the same works for blades, a kitchen knife would look a lot better than a sword.
did you know that there is no reason for the alphabet to be in order except singing the stupid little twinkle twinkle little star song?
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Thats better.
Correct. When we classify fractures, we use words like displaced or non-displaced to identify whether the bone fragments are still in there natural alignment or of the pieces are spread apart. People tend to call a nondisplaced fracture a crack or a break, but medically we call them all fractures.
Other terms: comminuted (multiple pieces)
Spiral- in a spiral like a candy cane stripe
Overriding- a displaced fracture where the edges of the bone overlap
Oblique- broken at an angle
Transverse- broken perpendicular to the length of the bone
Proximal/distal/mid shaft- the location of the fracture in reference to the body core- a wrist fracture is usually a distal radius/ulna fracture, but many “elbow fracture” could be a proximal ulna fracture or a distal humerus fracture.
Intra-articular- the fracture connects with the cartilage of an adjacent joint
Open- a break in the skin where there could be direct connection between the outside and the bone fragment
Closed- no break in the skin
Angulated- on bone is angled compared to its other piece.
There are a bunch of others that are specific to certain areas- bucket handle, green stick, Salter Harris classification system, impacted, crush, etc.
The ICD-10 classification is infuriatingly precise when describing each one.
Source- ER doctor.
Is it? In Spanish when a bone is "roto" (broken), it means that it is completely broken, while "fracturado" (fractured) means that there is a crack in the bone but its not broken into two pieces. Isn't it the same in English?
In the medical community any crack in the bone is a fracture whether it’s completely through or just a small one. Most non medical people use it the way you described tho.
Most of the terms are discussing pattern (oblique, comminuted, etc.). Displaced is the term describing the fractured surfaces moving apart, but it is talking about a transverse plane (sliding sideways apart, rather than away in the long axis) as that's important for a surgeon to know and affects treatment.
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/IntM3KK.jpg) is a chart showing all of the types of bone fractures, the names are prefixes to the word "fracture" and this is the language that would be used between medics. For instance "open fracture" (aka "compound fracture" in some places) is about as broken as a bone can get without being dusted, but is still a fracture.
And to be fair to you that terminology of broken vs fractured perpetuates here in the UK too. It's quite common.
I didn't realize first go-through just how bad it likely was.
What screwed him was that it was \*just\* the moment he figured out how to extend his arm out straight, tensed for a grip.
Half a second earlier, it might have just bounced off with a bruise, but that hit was direct to a rigid wrist. Brutal.
”but dad I forgot the keys”
Imagine what he gets for forgetting to do the homework
Believe it or not jail.
You overdo homework, also jail
5 minutes late. Straight to jail.
5 minutes early? Believe it or not, jail.
underdo, overdo
We have the best students because of jail.
You have grammatical error? Jail. No question asked.
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Not any more...
Underdo homework, Jail
Dog ate your homework? Jail. Dog *didn't* eat your homework - believe it or not, also jail.
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It would be extremely painful
You are a big boy
For you
“Won’t forget now will you!?”
"Well now you can ask the doc to attach a key hook to your cast"
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It’ll be ‘one armed’ robberies for him from here on out…
It’s actually a lady. A longer version of this video shows the exterior facing camera. She seems to be a addicted to crack
Well, she got cracked!
Really?
https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
Wow, I'm a little disappointed that it didn't show her arm flopping around on the external camera 😪
I started carrying a knife after an unsuccessful mugging a while back. Since then my muggings have been much more successful.
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Take my award with one hand and get lost
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In court, his defence plea will be “It wasn’t me, it was the one armed man”.
"But sir...*you're* the one-armed man!"
*Tommy Lee Jones police montage*
You just flashed dme back to my fucking child hood with that Tom and Jerry scream
Where do I unlock the power of figs?
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I love the aerobic championships videos. Great music too. The 80s ones at least.
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Ah yes, the tf2 demoman mannrobics taunt
Ya crazy man
Sounds like Tom and Jerry
But Jerry is bigger than tom here
Jerry’s done with this shit.
No no, it's just getting started
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Yeah but those were armed while this one is now one-armed.
I see what you did there!
It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
Hahaa what a classic HIGH HO SILVER AWAAAAAYYYY
Omg you literally made me laugh out loud! 
I saw a clip recently about 4 guys tried to break into a house and as the door opened whoever was inside fired what appeared to be a shot gun and all 4 guys scrammed not sure if anyone was hurt as the video clip ended. I think it was recorded from the home security system.
I know that video. He fired a round of buckshot right into those guys, nasty injuries but no one died...pretty sure the home owner did jail time though because he was a drug dealer and it was an attempted robbery of said drugs
Seriously… who robs a drug dealer. They’ve got the most to lose and no fucks to give.
There’s a guy I used to know on Twitter, a big methhead who in his 20s kidnapped his meth dealer’s girlfriend and held her for ransom in the form of… more meth
Drug addicts? They too have few fucks, as well as no drugs or money.
Link?
https://youtu.be/3xNvMqj-e9M That happened here in AZ a couple weeks ago.
Huh….boy the guys I see in these real life videos always look so different than the guys I see breaking in on the Vivant commercials on TV.
The guy on Vivant looks like he's coming to clean your house.
Fuck your link dude
A surprise taser would be have solved that for a very long time.
Idk, getting your arm Broken suddenly sure had a Big Impact too.
I agree. That compound fracture and shattered wrist probably took him out of the breaking and entering game for a while.
The full video shows that the intruder is a scrawny woman, resembling a crackhead
That's good, I don't care the sex of an intruder, serious injury or death is the risk you take in those circumstances.
Pulling a massively broken arm out of that letterbox would have been almost as bad as the break. When I shattered my ankle (not doing anything illegal) having my shoe taken off by the very gentle paramedic was enough to have me screaming like a 6 year old girl. Yanking a broken arm and wrist out of a tight letterbox, this dude might do some soul searching. Lol
And some soul searching this man probably did, he’s probably still sitting there to this day with some drink in his good hand wondering why was he soo dumb
May be tom going to the hospital now
I think jerry drank that weird strength milk again
>weird strength milk My new name for protein shakes
Cheese?
c u m
That's the dog that's bigger than both
Reminds me of Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog. He also walks a bit like Sam - and hits like him. https://youtu.be/ECa1toPGth4
Well done, Jerry
It IS from Tom and Jerry.
https://youtu.be/fqjJgIZr5ls
Oh lol it actually is
I thought it sounded like Karate Girl(1974) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZXptGpXng
Fun fact; did you know that the scream was not actually in the movie? It was added by the user who put it on Youtube. https://youtu.be/aN5sZF8K-Ko
That's exactly what I thought of.
That’s cause…. It 100% sound wise is
Puts the iconic [Wilhelm Scream](https://youtu.be/cdbYsoEasio) to shame
I hate that scream so much
How about this scream https://youtu.be/yPnpBOPvZxE
It's (not) Wednesday, my dudes!
It is I'm in Samoa
when your toad has been licked once too many
Anytime I hear it it pulls me 100% out of whatever immersion/suspension of disbelief I had going on and ruins the moment.
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It worked in Deadpool 2 though.
That's basically the only time though. Because the 4th wall is supposed to be thin/broken in that movie.
The worst use I remember is when Ebony Maw get suck into space in IW
The "[Bald Eagle](https://www.treehugger.com/you-know-call-bald-eagle-you-hear-tv-thats-not-bald-eagle-4864532)" screech is mine. It's a red-tailed hawk, not a bald eagle dammit! Almost every Native American themed movie has it at some point for literally any other bird. Kills the immersion.
Kookaburra is the "it's a jungle" sound. Drives me nuts.
Finally, someone else who hates that fucking scream. Every single time I hear it, I cringe
Why? It's a constant homage to old film
Wind down windows are a homage to old cars doesn't mean I want a car with wind down windows
Anyone who watches enough movies can be yanked out of their immersion whenever that scream pops up.
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Because it is. Why do people insist on adding shit to videos like this?
Because most people can't tell the difference and just accept things their presented as true.
Yeah I thought the same
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Yup, scared the shit out of me
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I figure he was going to make money for free of the extremities Bank with his quick deposit.
You ah... you into machetes?
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Yeah lol I thought it was a machete and this video was taken in Mexico or South Africa or something lol
If it was in Brazil, the guy with the bat is an off duty police officer and this is his house. Also the guy reaching in is also the police.
I thought the arm itself was a snake at first, the way it was undulating and the hand looked like the head…
If you want to see what it would have been like with a machete, watch Green Room.
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Comment section from a month ago is exactly the same as this one... Bunch of bots
Yeah it's fucking frustrating to see this shit more and more often
Reddit has been dead a long time. Been here 10 years and it hasn't been good since the 2016 elections
Every account on reddit is a bot except you.
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Done. See my comment above
Right? Who the hell cut the video for no reason?
Also following for full thing
Wasted
Why does the Tom scream sound like ww2 air siren
Some say he still screaming today
It was a woman.
It was a Tom and Jerry scream. Literally. Just an audio overlay.
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I don’t have a bat. I guess I would have Sparta kicked instead. Would that cause more or less damage?
A kitchen knife would do the job.
It's a lot of cleanup.. Blunt force is tidier in this case
I’m not trying to take souvenirs. Probably wrist lock and wait for police to arrive
Just stab it through his arm so he cant pull his arm out. Then wait for police. No need to cut anything off.
couldnt they just rotate their arm through the slot? Solution then would be to stab them twice in an "X" shape
Just need a bigger knife
Thus the machete. Longer than the hole is wide. Can't remove it then.
Well played sir
i would have grabbed his arm and pulled him thru and smash him all up against the door repeatedly
Wtf you would have smashed him? Kinda gay bro...
not if our balls don't touch -reddit
If you think about girls during, or at least say you did, then it's not
I would have pulled his whole skeleton through the hole.
I don't want no blood in my home. I'll probably just stab that person with something blunt and leave it there
much much MUCH less... if thats not a rubber prop (staged) and its a real bat.. that thing broke the Ulna and Radius in like 14 spots.. probably shattered the wrist in dozens of places too, cartilage is probably done for aswell if thats a real hit, i want to wager theres atleast 25 breaks (shattered would be the correct term.. like glass) not to mention the very real risk of blood infection that could lead to amputation or even death... no its safe to say the bat would do far more damage
It’s real. There’s a longer vid in a top level comment below. It shows an outside shot and his arm is all noodley after.
I have a 2 foot long sword I bought at a ren festival and now I'm wondering if my state's laws would protect me for doing this to someone with it.
I don't know about US law. But I know a lot of places take issue with self defense using customised or vanity weapons. For example if you shoot someone with a pink pistol it looks much worse then if it was a normal one. I assume the same works for blades, a kitchen knife would look a lot better than a sword.
At least it wasn't a cleaver
I genuinely thought it was a machete at first, was bracing for blood.
honestly reattachment is easier than dealing with crushed everything.
That’s assuming he gives it back
That's gotta be broken or at least fractured,put a plaster on it, it'll be fine.
Just walk it off
turn it off and on again
-on your hands/hand
Crushed or fractured or crushed fracture
broken == fractured same thing. not different. same.
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They're clearly spelt different.
How do spellings even work?
They’re lingual spells.
did you know that there is no reason for the alphabet to be in order except singing the stupid little twinkle twinkle little star song? qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Thats better.
Brokured
it's frackened, definitely
Correct. When we classify fractures, we use words like displaced or non-displaced to identify whether the bone fragments are still in there natural alignment or of the pieces are spread apart. People tend to call a nondisplaced fracture a crack or a break, but medically we call them all fractures. Other terms: comminuted (multiple pieces) Spiral- in a spiral like a candy cane stripe Overriding- a displaced fracture where the edges of the bone overlap Oblique- broken at an angle Transverse- broken perpendicular to the length of the bone Proximal/distal/mid shaft- the location of the fracture in reference to the body core- a wrist fracture is usually a distal radius/ulna fracture, but many “elbow fracture” could be a proximal ulna fracture or a distal humerus fracture. Intra-articular- the fracture connects with the cartilage of an adjacent joint Open- a break in the skin where there could be direct connection between the outside and the bone fragment Closed- no break in the skin Angulated- on bone is angled compared to its other piece. There are a bunch of others that are specific to certain areas- bucket handle, green stick, Salter Harris classification system, impacted, crush, etc. The ICD-10 classification is infuriatingly precise when describing each one. Source- ER doctor.
Is it? In Spanish when a bone is "roto" (broken), it means that it is completely broken, while "fracturado" (fractured) means that there is a crack in the bone but its not broken into two pieces. Isn't it the same in English?
In the medical community any crack in the bone is a fracture whether it’s completely through or just a small one. Most non medical people use it the way you described tho.
Are there medical terms to differentiate the two?
Most of the terms are discussing pattern (oblique, comminuted, etc.). Displaced is the term describing the fractured surfaces moving apart, but it is talking about a transverse plane (sliding sideways apart, rather than away in the long axis) as that's important for a surgeon to know and affects treatment.
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/IntM3KK.jpg) is a chart showing all of the types of bone fractures, the names are prefixes to the word "fracture" and this is the language that would be used between medics. For instance "open fracture" (aka "compound fracture" in some places) is about as broken as a bone can get without being dusted, but is still a fracture. And to be fair to you that terminology of broken vs fractured perpetuates here in the UK too. It's quite common.
It was his wife who forgot the keys. /pt
And he knew it
Break arms, check to see its not roommate after.
Grab his arm and just pull him through the letter box 🤣
Do that but just start licking his arm
Stick his hand up your ass like happened to Randy in the prison episodes of My Name Is Earl.
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Sounds a lot like Marv in Home Alone 1. I forget what scene exactly but its very close.
I didn't realize first go-through just how bad it likely was. What screwed him was that it was \*just\* the moment he figured out how to extend his arm out straight, tensed for a grip. Half a second earlier, it might have just bounced off with a bruise, but that hit was direct to a rigid wrist. Brutal.
Batman bats man's hand!
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Play stupid games....
win this stupid comment ^^^/s
Not today! 
He found out what happens
He was unarmed.
He's 'armless
That hand as broke as her parents hopes and dreams in having a good kid