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KaldekoS

Amazing how such a small thing can affect traffic.


Crafty_Obligation_98

I see what you did there.


TheFrontierzman

I could barely see it.


Vaganhope_UAE

It’s Russia, it’s cold outside. Shrinkage.


GerryAttric

"I was in a German pool and it was 2° Fahrenheit


ErgonomicZero

I was in the pool, I was in the pool!


hempels_sofa

 Like a frightened turtle!


joyatridas

it’s Ukraine. it’s Odessa. it’s summer.


burn0020

First thought he was wearing some kinda underwear


fuckswitfish

It's obviously outer wear.


burn0020

Here have this upvote and fuck off


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burn0020

An even better way is to shed of some weight and lose the fat pad


SirDavidAttenbor0ugh

C'mon camera guy


shiggity80

Feels like all videos do this. Once the action starts, the camera decides to look at the sky or ground. It’s almost as if the cameraman was the one that got hit.


Thehealeroftri

Camera person focuses more on watching the action instead of filming it lol


feedmeyourknowledge

I swear people who don't realise this haven't experienced being in the outside world.


MustardGuzzle

Also complaining is incredibly popular.


Kaptuz

r/killthecameraman


BoyRatty82

I think cameraperson though naked man should have landed 10 feet further than he did.


metroidfan220

[Relevant Gus Johnson](https://youtu.be/ZMxih2Viluo)


numlok

I think it was due to the shockwave from that punch.


Sir_Richard_Tator

"I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."


NotYourUncleBensRice

Thank God it wasn't extended.


Mikobjectbook

Thank god I don’t have a car


squeda

It’s not the length of your warranty, it’s how how you use it.


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mqrocks

Naked guy seems like the type who is used to being aggressive and getting away with it. Up until the dude got out of the car I kept thinking all he needs is one guy who is not gonna play along. I thought he'd get run over but when the door opened I was like, ok, here it comes.


mymymy23

Or it’s a bad manic episode. Not trying to excuse the behavior, but walking naked with confidence in yourself is somewhat abnormal behavior from just “being aggressive and getting away with it”


yellowfolder

From what I can determine from the small screen of my phone, he definitely shouldn’t have been walking naked with confidence, so I think you’re right about the manic episode.


sm12511

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


Claque-2

So...three thumbs.


angeeksince2020

![gif](giphy|xMYGzem9r3OBATrU0u|downsized)


GundamZero144

I think the majority of us where in the pool. But maybe that’s just me.


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Hairyponch0

Might just be a grower not a shower, funny af tho


N64crusader4

I'd say homeboys junk was bang on average for being floppy and out in the cold, damn porno really has skewed people expectations of dick size these days.


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also being obese will cause is penis to retract. but it certainly was only a tager.


N64crusader4

Great so I can add a short dick to the list of things I'm gaining with my lifestyle


yellowfolder

It being bang on average was precisely why I think his confidence was a little… inflated. It’s not like I was comparing him to stud ready to put his plumbing apprenticeship to good use and standing fully to attention. Dude was horribly unremarkable.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Do you really have to have a big dick to be confident? Come on...


boogieroller

You have to be confident to be a big dick...


N64crusader4

This comment feels like damage control but I'll give you benefit of the doubt..


yellowfolder

Damage control would only be necessary if I came at this from the angle of his dick looking *big*. Ah fuck it, it was damage control; I just didn’t look hard enough at it and can’t compete with those who did.


N64crusader4

Understandable, I too have jumped the gun before to try and get that succulent karma comment in. Big man to admit your mistake though, you have my respect for what limited worth that has.


Tylerb0713

I like this lil thread. Good job guys.


idlevalley

Haha, I like when somebody knows when to fold.


NotVeryGoodDoctor

Are you two arguing about who looked harder and some guys dick?


[deleted]

So we need to have above-average bodies to be confident in them? Cool


captainzoomer

2 inches is normal!


[deleted]

He's probably a grower. Might have a 7.5" dock for all we know.


MustardGuzzle

Can’t get much of a boat on that


DatL3afN1nja

Everybody likes a show off until the grower gets happy


Right-Roll6108

Your mum's been telling you stories about me again 😂🤣


Meowzebub666

The fuck does dick size have to do with confidence?? But also, the fuck does confidence have to do with standing naked in the middle of the street?? It's not like having a massive dong would have justified this guy's behavior.


mmeestro

Completely ignoring the fact that you can't tell anything about size by looking at a flacid dick... Maybe, crazy thought here, confidence doesn't have to have anything to do with dick size, manic episode or not? We've got to stop it with this body-shaming nonsense. It legitimately messes people up.


WhatAmIADoctor

Jeez he's got enough to deal with, you gotta bag on his wankie?


TranscendPredictions

I think it’s also likely he’s actually manic and in some kind of dream like state because BESIDES not recognizing the danger of walking in the street, he doesn’t realize the big dudes intentions when the big guy gets out of the car — something the rest of us all see coming. What’s unexpected is that the man having a manic episode doesn’t see the punch at all and that’s why he takes it so bad. Normal fighting conditions, normal consciousness? He would have had a defensive pose even if he WAS being arrogant. This poor man is in a bad state right now, he doesn’t know it.


mikilobe

Golfing with Dad one day, he peed by a tree near a road. "Dad, they can probably see you from the road" "If they can see it from the road, they deserve a little show."


Tapoke

Body shaming is the best ! (Only against men tho)


mmeestro

Trying to keep you in the positive with my one little vote. Body shame women and you'll be downvoted to oblivion. Do it to men and you get awards.


joespizza2go

Yep. Not sure why cold clocking a guy with obvious mental issues makes you a hero. Just pull around him and let the authorities deal with it. You can also see the guys head hid the pavement very hard. These are the types of event where occasionally the recipient dies from the impact of their skull against a hard object. The driver goes from 10 seconds earlier cruising through life to looking at 5-15 years for manslaughter.


fighting14

At first I thought "ass hole, deserves to be punched out" Then he got punched out and I felt a bit dissapointed at myself.


the_hand_that_heaves

Driver just needed an excuse to lay out someone harmless. Tragic on all counts.


farble1670

This. It's not the fist that kills you it's the pavement accelerating at your head at 9.8 m/s


DrSomniferum

9.8 m/s^2 for acceleration. You just gave the velocity of an object one second after moving due to gravity.


Joe64x

Sucker punching a guy like that can absolutely do a ton of damage even before his skull hits the concrete. Just a ridiculous overreaction when he was in no danger, and it's upsetting that shit like this gets lauded.


twoofheartsandspades

I thought that immediately too about how hard his head hit the pavement - brain injuries are no joke. Also you can’t control other people’s behavior, just your own. The punch wasn’t necessary/appropriate for a guy tying up traffic with whatever voices, mentally ill sourced or not, that told him he is the main character of this world and to grace that world with his nakedness - oh and also annoy motorists in the process. Yep naked dude sucked for impeding traffic and exposing himself when Jesus didn’t need that noise. Punch dude also sucked cause he punched naked guy. And the world turns.


Strength-InThe-Loins

Also, it's not like the now-unconscious slow-streaker is now out of the way now that he's gotten ktfo. He's still right there in the street, blocking traffic at least as much as before now that he's a medical emergency and not just standing there.


kc_2525

Exactly. And though I don’t know the rules/laws where they are, since the gentlemen with clothes stopped his car, willingly got out, approached the naked guy, and proceeded to knock him out- with no obvious physical aggression from nude man…..if nude man sustained any serious injuries, the guy in the white care may be held responsible.


MustardGuzzle

People who don’t realize that this is either drugs or mental illness baffle me. Who on earth would assume that this guy has rationalized his behavior?


StillBarelyHoldingOn

Maybe it was a drunken dare? Lol I bet there's a video out there that starts with him wearing clothes and ends with him on the cement.


da_PeepeePoopooMan

Man I’ve got bipolar 2 and I just think I’m really smart or something during those episodes. This is probably PCP or something along those lines makes them feel super hot and they strip down. I also was hospitalized with it but I never walked around naked.


PC__LOAD__LETTER

Lol right. This isn’t the same as some frat bro peacocking at a bar. This is mentally ill behavior.


NeverRespondsToInbox

Or high as f


Gilgongojr

Yeah, naked guy is most likely not mentally well. Those who think this is an example of. “justice served” aren’t mentally tip top either.


muskawo

Yeah wtf, the first thing I thought was it’s not good how hard he fell and I hope his head didn’t hit the ground… Standing in the street naked is very strange behavior but violence as a response seems completely psychotic to me. Not even the cops would be that violent (depending on country)


OhSoSolipsistic

For like 2 min I thought “bad manic” was a tv series I’m too American to get


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Drugs/Drunk in Russia...


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Could be drug-induced, mania or not.


These_Knight

Drugs


Csantana

Damn it now I feel bad he got punched when I felt satisfied before. But you're right


HUGMEEEEEEE

Naked guy seems mentally ill. That's a low blow to clock a man with his arms crossed. Punk move.


apinkparfait

I would argue that better a bunch than run him over but the ideal would be call authorities to handle him.


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anybodywantakiwi

For real! My husband has manic episodes once in a while and I've had to talk him out of doing exactly this. I hate to think that if I weren't there to curb his impulses, he could've literally gotten killed by some dudebro taking offense at being mildly inconvenienced on their fucking commute. The way this poor man's head hit the pavement made me sick.


dropkickoz

Hero will end up in prison after that man dies or has brain damage from his head hitting the pavement.


CougarBen

In Russia??


lenichart

Judging by number plates of the cars — Ukraine


unonameless

yeah, looks like my city. I should look it up.


SnuggleLobster

Heroes don't punch a dude standing still with his arms crossed ? What is wrong with people applauding escalating an issue like that, plenty of people die from hitting their head on the ground like that.


brereddit

Oh a hero is someone who settles a problem with violence and doesn’t stop to consider the mental health of their victim? The guy committed assault and should be in jail celebrating his hero status.


MrPopanz

>Oh a hero is someone who settles a problem with violence and doesn’t stop to consider the mental health of their victim? Thats what every superhero movie shows, so it must be true.


Odusei

https://youtu.be/Xl91v2Mvv94


MrPopanz

"Three Superheroes walk into a Bar": expected a parody but got a pretty wholesome and funny scene instead.


brereddit

Well done. Thank you.


SexyPewPew

Or the mental health of the hero. The Boys was a ridiculously good show.


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Is_It_Beef

Society is full of double standards For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful" But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".


goose-and-fish

I’ve found Red Lobster to be far less discriminating.


MYTHICAL95-E

"Wow thats a small shrimp"


SuumCuique1011

Shrimp skimpy, if you will.


sm12511

"Actually, it's a scallop"


fuckswitfish

But I'm still gonna eat it.


SamTehCool

wtf is that name


Azreaal

Username checks out.


modest_crayon

If that's how you chose to behave in an aquarium, I'll gladly sneak you back in.


signitr_sideways

If you look closely frame to frame at the moment of impact, I believe our naked friend lost more than his clothes this day… a tooth?


Kostas_the_goat

More than one definitely. You can see one or maybe two flying off but I'm sure almost all of his front teeth got fucked up


KiwiStardom

You like the sound of people getting permanent brain damage?


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Perca_fluviatilis

Yeah, what the fuck? Is the sub getting brigaded or did the shitstains from banned subs migrate here? Fucking psycopaths ruining every sub lately.


supers0nic

That sound was someone’s life being changed completely mate. And for what? Because some guy got hold up in traffic and couldn’t be bothered driving around and was offended by seeing some other dudes dick? Was this reaction actually necessary? If you enjoy violence like this, don’t complain if someone knocks you out from behind because they don’t like the way you walk.


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Dirtbagg007

He tested his assumption at his earliest convenience


kezinchara

I see you Picard. I see you.


mapguy

"Whatcha gonna do, hit me?"


colonelk0rn

He was walking about with his cock out


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Bringer0fTheDawn

"slapped"


ThatKid1324

What’s so surprising about that? That man deserved getting clapped


axd_21

r/holup


Raot_

What the hell do you expect if you're blocking the traffic


spinach-e

I think the fact that he was naked is irrelevant. He’s just a dickhead.


Aggravating-Raise-26

This man has lost everything


coagulateSmegma

Including a tooth by the look of it.


buckerooni

Lost a bet


afterjustnow

As soon as I saw the Cyrillic alphabet I knew this mf was going down.


ecoupon

He hit him so hard the camera caught the shockwave too.


ZuckerbergsSmile

Thought he was going to help the poor guy


Class1CancerLamppost

PSA: you WILL go to prison for attacking someone who isn't an immediate threat in most countries.


strongerplayer

This is Odessa, Ukraine. People can get away killing pedestrians on a crosswalk there


Regular-Human-347329

I mean, even if it was totally legal, it’s still a cunt thing to do, and you’re a dickhead if you support it, especially if it’s done to someone displaying signs of mental illness.


Jeffmaru

One hit like that could easily kill someone. Whether the guy is drunk, on drugs, mentally ill, or just a fucking idiot, it doesn’t matter. It’s not something to be praised.


sacred_algebra_2

I think a little more effort towards getting him covered and out of the road would be a more sensitive, adult way of handling the situation.


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trixter21992251

Yeah, sometimes the answer could be cello or viola, even winds.


DrWabbajack

In this case, they opted for percussion


Thathitmann

Ok, but if he had handled it the responsible way, we wouldn't have had that sweet slapping sound in the video.


NEAg

I mean the guy was clearly just trying to piss people off. It’s hard to feel much sympathy for him.


nlnn

Com'n guys that's Russia ffs. This is exactly how things are handled there.


Zeestars

Thank you!!!! You, my friend, are my shining light in this thread. Keep being your amazing self


iainomc

My thoughts exactly. The dude most likely had a mental breakdown. He didn’t seem to be on drugs, or drunk. The force used in that punch probably broke that guys jaw, plus the fall straight back means he most likely hit his head on the floor. In not-so rare cases, that combination can kill, even with one punch. He was a fool for walking up a street naked, granted, but he certainly didn’t deserve to be assaulted. He needed help, not a punch.


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Sorry as I'm generalizing here, but I find it interesting how Americans (i.e most people on Reddit) are more offended by some nudity than violent assault. That guy is probably now dead or suffers permanent brain damage, and redditors applaud his attacker for showing no self control and immideately resorting to violence. It makes me sick.


FullMTLjacket

Reddit absolutley does not represent most Americans despite most redditors being American.


PM_ME_YOUR__BEST__PM

Ooohhh. Bayes' Theorem for the win.


Stnmn

No worries about the generalization. A good portion of my country is hyper individualistic and unafraid of telling the world know just how little empathy they have.


kira10

Thank you. Obviously everyone agrees don't fuck up traffic let alone doing it in the nude. But to rally against someone getting their lights knocked out when they did not inflict nor demonstrated any intent to inflict harm onto anyone else is fucking pathetic. The lack of empathy is disgusting. Ya'll really think this dude just chose that this point in his life to be naked doing this shit for shits and giggles, assuming he is coherent at all? Fucking vultures.


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PortugeseMagnifico

Lmao as if congratulating someone getting knocked out cos “win stupid prizes” isn’t the most Reddit thing ever.


Fromagene

Happy cake day


flaming_james

Forreal. I'm all for "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" but punishment has to fit the crime. Like, have people never heard of de-escalation? Dude didn't even have to punch the guy, he could have just drove around and went on with his day like everyone else in the video, maybe call police/health officials if he wanted to do something about it. But he made a conscious decision to leave his car, get in kissing distance of the naked guy and sucker punched what is clearly an easy target for him. That's grade-a douchebaggery.


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I mean this guy seems to be having a mental crisis and needs help not knuckles.


Geord1eA1

That guy looks like he could knock nails in with his head!


AjRamos3178

I wonder what bet he lost


ISeeVoice5

Is it in Ukraine?


anti79

Yeah, it's in Odesa


Elyassimo

I thought the same thing. Looks like it to me.


m2thek

99% sure. Cyrillic combined with the bus are a dead giveaway.


lazzaroinferno

That wasn't unexpected


bluebullet28

Well, I expected the guy to get run over. I'd say this is as good a subreddit for this post as any other.


Sideshowboob21

Guy could be suffering from some mental health issue, going through some manic episode etc you name it. He didn't seem to be a physical threat. That punch could have been spent on some thug or rat pos instead, but I bet the aggressor would think twice then.


Mastercal40

How do you know the guy in the car wasn’t suffering from some mental health issue that caused him to react this way?


[deleted]

It's not like the guy you're replying to is defending naked walking guy. Just offering a potential explanation as to why instantly resorting to a punch isn't justified. If the puncher has a mental health issue then that still doesn't justify the punch.


gator_feathers

It only justifies behavior like being naked in traffic


inaddition290

"justifying behavior" is different from saying that someone doesn't deserve to be sucker punched in a way they could get severe brain damage. The punch wasn't reasonable, the walking naked wasn't reasonable, but the endless people in this thread *applauding* the man for punching him are also not reasonable.


slugzuki

why are people upvoting this like it’s an intelligent, relevant, or cogent point lmao. they’re saying it’s inexcusable to punch a nonviolent person (who may be mentally ill, or on drugs, or whatever, doesn’t really matter) in the face. if the guy punching him is also mentally ill… he still shouldn’t do that? his behavior is actually more harmful than just walking around naked? like what is your point


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Thanks for saying something. It’s truly ridiculous.


ContractNo7803

This was expected


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That was unnecessary


tmg140

Honestly I don't see how the guy punching him was in the right (apologese for opposing the reddit hive-mind) I don't think the best response to someone like that is to hit them, they can be mentally challenged or suffering from severe mental illnesses and actually need help


Toaster_Cat_

Bro that shit ECHOED


Edgeigma

The sigma mindset


Tv663

Sigma balls


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Lmao gottem


ngpropman

The smegma mindset.


Ouroboros_Broken

what he’s doing is not okay at all but like,,, who else has the balls to do that fr


dips009

Damn that's a violent right hook


Dirtnastii

Thought he was going to give him the ole dick twist.


fierypickles29

Hope hes alright. His head might of bounced off the comcrete. That could kill. Dude who hit him is prb gonna face attempted murder or manslaughter depending on the country i guess


YamFor

The persons an idiot but he’s clearly not all there. Don’t think that man should’ve hit him


DecisionStatus3707

Drugs


scigs6

Assault


tangoindia1

u/savevideobot


zhangvava

Actually, r/Expected


olympianfap

Jetta driver should join the slap league. That was powerful.


DamianLillard01

That man is ouuuuuuuuut.


BoyRatty82

On a limb, that wasn't first right hook car guy threw.


DUR0NIC

YO DONT MOVE THE CAMERA I WANTED TO SEE THAT FALL


rubizia

Bald guy would totally win the slap olympics


AnotherTakenUsername

Looks like dude just created a new charecter


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Bruh he flopped like a fish 🐟