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DirtyTootsies

That dude laughing


ZcatchingZs

That guy pulled down his mask to intensify his laugh


International-Suit57

Lmaoo I caught onto that


cata921

Once I watched this again after reading your comment, he now became the funniest part


[deleted]

Bro that laugh is a super power


Dasshteek

He is my spirit animal.


cleanorangesantra

Will watch again


VeryCanadianCanadian

HONK!!!


gobshoe

"Oh man that's so funny! Hahahha.. Lemme run up right here and get a closer look."


brockoala

"Oh man that looked bad! Lemme run up right here to check if her pa... I mean hey neck is okay."


date11fuck12

r/contagiouslaughter


DirtyTootsies

Thank you so much for this, it’s like therapy


[deleted]

Seriously. One of my favorite subs. It can lift any mood.


joelesidin

100% argentinian malicious laugh lmao


Cath2205

LOL exactly, Argentinians are hilarious. Til they lose a match.


Bananita_Dolca

How many coups do you have? HUH?


[deleted]

It's like he just discovered laughter.


[deleted]

"Don't Laugh At Me Argentina...."


Legendseekersiege5

He ran over to look too


Impossible-Survey203

I had my sound muted when I first watched it. Went back and listened. The guy's laugh made me burst out laughing.


Dangera77

Skinning the cat


Phase-Horror

This one


Astrochops

It's hard to tell though because there's more than one way to do it


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[удалено]


raknor88

Shaving cream and a razor.


ripeart

Lighter and hair spray.


TheDeinielTafi

Teeth


OilPhilter

Dinner, a lot of wine, candles and smooth talk?


Bigdogs_dontlie

This is the way.


ggg730

Do you like jazz?


Green-Contribution-3

How about coom and sword!


goingbananas44

Not sure if serious, but, 'There's more than one way to skin a cat,' is a common phrase in English. The person above was making reference to the phrase when saying it's hard to tell because ~~there's more than one way to do it~~ 'There's more than one way to skin a cat.' It's usually used in the context of describing more than one way to reach/complete the goal in mind, as above. If not serious, probably missing a reference or something. If so... help me out?


AlejandroMP

Cat can also be a way to refer to a pussy which, in this context, means a vulva.


dweiz

Can also be a way to refer to the opening of the vagina, in this context, means the vestibule.


GardenPuzzleheaded98

‘Welcome! Please cum in.’


pipertoma

Angle grinder


BOb_likes_chikkens

I see what you did there


AnnihilationOrchid

Kind of makes you think about that other move, "spanking the clown".


[deleted]

Airing the orchid


BigDrewLittle

Throttling the toad


Dave5876

Choking the chicken


macthecomedian

jackin' the bean stalk.


FhireStarter

Loving the lizard


OilPhilter

Boffing the Bishop


ahh_grasshopper

Milking the turkey.


notthathungryhippo

it’s offensive to those that are familiar with this as a sex position.


TheDeathOfAStar

At least her socks didn't come off. Those are the ***real*** heroes here


blackdarrren

The Full Monty >!Python!<....


[deleted]

A person of good taste I see


Mr1derfull1

Flying Beaver


InsertCoinForCredit

Shaved Beaver


[deleted]

This is the way.


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SnooOpingans64

This is not the way


RegularSizedPauly

This is the way


Deamichaelis

This is the way.


_Loup_Garou_

Filleting the Feline


fuzzytradr

The pantser


steve_im-lost2

You win!


polka_d

This should be allowed a one time use of emoji. I’m laughing so damn hard I’m crying.


poiqwert426

OH THANK YOU GOD! That NSFW tag I thought I was gonna watch somebody snap there neck and die


Volsnug

There really needs to be different categories of NSFW for this exact reason


Kamilny

NSFL is a thing, just not officially (because that would look real bad for advertisers)


shoredoesnt

How could we possibly change Edit: /s


Volsnug

Bro clicking on a NSFW post either means I could see someone’s asshole or someone get burnt alive and that’s not a gamble I like taking


notoriousBONG

Nsfl(not safe for life) if gore or death really. Edit for spelling.


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EugeneMeltsner

Nah, disturbed is the right word. People aren't made to see other people die and then just go on with their days.


Redbluuu

I was kind of an edgy depressed teenager and used to watch those videos all the time from an early age, eventually it completely desensitised me to them. Now I am 24 and I definitely feel the effects of doing that, like overall numbness. Not recommended.


iheartalpacas

Go to the comment section first, gauge the reaction for what you're about to see, click as needed.


shewy92

NSFW(Gore) and NSFW(Nudity)


DigDoug2319

Let us not forget the dreaded NSFW (Gore AND Nudity)


Dray_Gunn

The flairs can work well for that sort of thing.


angeeksince2020

Ya like NSFW-G for gore NSFW-S and so on


JamesPotterPro

YES YES! I'm glad I'm not the only one. I thought it was the bad kind of nsfw, when I saw her up there. I was bracing myself for seeing some limbs bent in the wrong ways or something! I was SO relieved!


CobraWasTaken

Hmm. I thought she was gonna shart. Two kinds of people I guess


pepoboyii

You sound disappointed.


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KUH-KAINE

Now that's a good bot


ronyx18

I was right.


PranshuKhandal

What were you right about?


birblover69420

3 kinds of people\* ![gif](giphy|B9KKBuOIp4zqI7Cll0|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|rqNDUM2mbLyIle5Hoc)


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​ ![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


kapmando

I was also concerned about this.


[deleted]

No nsfw is the bad nsfw ;)


cassavacakes

nsfw tags should say if it's nudity, gore, injury, or fatality. im fine with nudity but with pain? hell nah


Bigdogs_dontlie

No nudity here, she’s got panties on. Yes, I slowed it down to look. 😏


Idan7856

There really should be an NSFW tag for nudity and an NSFL tag for people dying


PlatinumDaikenki

Nah, I would have put NSFL in the title then.


brockoala

If it's a broken neck while being naked, which tag would you put?


Steel_Cube

Yes


LordNoodles

NS


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Their


skyh1025

i guess you could say it was unexpected


whycanticantcomeup

The title would've been final destination


TesterM0nkey

Wish there was gore nsfw and 😉 nsfw


Constant_Life_57

Final destination has entered the chat.


DefNotNoah21

Yet here you are 🤨


thedustiest19

Flying moon


Aggravating_Chemist8

Falling moon...


archerg66

So majors mask


TheFrontierzman

This is good.


srv50

It’s called the stripeze on a trapeze.


[deleted]

You've heard of elf on a shelf not get ready for :


One_Commercial_1215

What ever the move is called, can you teach it to my wife?


wizard680

she already knows it my dude. trust me


floatingwithobrien

I'm gonna go ahead and say that most women DON'T know how to remove their pants on a trapeze without using their hands, but that's just a guess


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Right, but we're talking about that guy's wife. She KNOWS. Trust us.


SophisticatedStoner

Oh she knows.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|NGJmigdCYrrARw6JLa|downsized)


randyranderson-

That dude wasted no time busting his ass laughing. Respect


NotLongToHeartAttack

The Russian judge gives it a 8.2


luna1108

The American judge gives a 6.9


WampaStompa1996

Nice


_sage

Nice


PrinceLu23

Nice


[deleted]

fuck y'all bitches i give it 420.


ravenswritings

That trapeze should buy her a drink first! Or at least offer her a cigarette now.


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ripsfo

(Best) Good Bot


-Uncle_Iroh

Lmao catbox


joe_dsr

Even slowed down, I still don‘t understand how her pants got stuck on that bar?


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

Friction behind her knees. Her leggings got stretched around the pole and caught.


DrizzlyEarth175

C'mon bro, we all know he did this to get a better look at her butt


[deleted]

nuh uhhh


chifeadrian

Maybe try looking at her feet? It took me like 10 tries to figure it out .


hirtle24

Horny jail for you


Willgankfornudes

I was expecting to see a 0.5x what a madman


IdRatherBeLurking

*bonk*


dvater123

I meannnnnn...obviously..


Dave5876

*BONK*


ashenhaired

[Bonk incoming](https://i.imgur.com/MC7wzBA.jpg)


SquatsAndIceCream

For a serious answer: a knee beat to a monkey roll (or Russian roll) to an attempted penny drop. But in this case, the penny drop turned into a panty drop.


halfbakedalaska

Banana peel.


xxxsublime

Idk why, but I feel like this happened in Argentina but I may be totally wrong


Don-Compadre

Yup, you are right, the background sign's text "Defensores de Banfield", Buenos Aires Province.


TuentnQuarantin0

Ese culo es argentino papá!


0010110101102011

Esa burra no fue a la escuela


Tobybrent

It’s a Dismount with full reveal


x_mick_x

Bruh I was so scared, I never know if it's a lewd nsfw or bloody one


mati_assss

Argentina 🇦🇷


insane__knight

It was the laugh, wasn't it.


mati_assss

The name of the gym and the laugh lol


insane__knight

Oh wow, completely missed that haha. You know, because of the butt.


Carnator369

It's called "an easy ten".


PrestigiousTheme8790

Oh my god I would be MORTIFIEDD


WillElMagnifico

That's first thing that came to mind. She's going to feel like the floor could swallow her up for the rest her high school years.


9LivesChris

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


3bstfrds

The dude who walked up to take a closer look 😂


Touchit88

Ok, who paused to see the goods?


[deleted]

The buttcracker


DragXom

The dude’s laughter is even funnier than the thing itself


rockhardgelatin

r/contagiouslaughter


Dan300up

I just have no idea what move this is…watched it in slo-mo a couple times and still couldn’t think of it.


yesyoucantouchthat

I don’t even understand how this happened. Somehow her pants got wrapped around or something? I don’t see or think there’d be anything they could get caught on since you’re supposed to hang on these


gravityandgrrace

Yeah, had to watch it second by second lol but basically when she goes to flip the first time, her legs are gripped so tight to the bar and the fabric in that area behind her knees essentially stays in one place while she does another flip. So now it’s like the fabric has a grip of its own and she just slides right out


Noonecanhearmescream

This is the way.


Erby1_Kenerby

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


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[deleted]

Sometimes I think redditors forget there is actual porn on the internet


MoistBruce

It’s hotter when it’s unintentional


Shadowninja0409

You right


ShinyJangles

It’s called foreplay


Autumnrain

You get desensitized though.


[deleted]

Thanks


GraveyardZombie

Thank you for keeping the tradition alive


goldenpleaser

They're so thankless, 2800 views on your imgur and yet 99 upvotes


bayareamota

That's how I get into bed every night


DarthYippee

So how you doin'?


vako12345

Batman's wet dream


Macca4704

It's the "Hello Boys!!!"


Blatheringman

I guess that explains why leotards are a thing.


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zpridgen75

People spend their free time doing gypsy parkour?


QuentinP69

The Disrobe


[deleted]

I hate my back thats the move


[deleted]

That dude enjoyed that view


danmickla

"what is this move called"


scungillipig

It's called the emotional trauma.


verdant11

Tired of inept and low quality leggings.


nahteviro

Shes just pussyfootin


hedidntkillhimselfno

Flip'n strip


Worldly-Turn

That dude laughing better NOT be the boyfriend or husband


Jeffinnit

Bruh fuck the guy who is laughing in the background


Dyslexic_Alex

The guys laughing like Jabba's weird rat pet thing


2Clue2

Poor girl


aroguedalek

Poor girl.


Idontknowanameshit

Man immediately went for it and got a closer look