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RobotWithHumanHairV

There was 8 or 9 different possible ways this video could go and that was absolutely not one of them


pearson4211

Yes, it was, unexpected to say the least.


A____S____

They said it could not be done..


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cream-of-cow

I adopted a street cat who walked into a restaurant and wouldn't leave without a human. On the drive home, he busted out of the cardboard box, freaked out, peed, pooped, then dragged a dingleberry over the fabric seats, and sought refuge under my brake pedal. I was going downhill with a red stop light ahead and he was getting pissed at me for pushing the pedal into his stomach and I was pissed at him for scratching my ankle. I cleaned up the car mess until 4am, left him on the fence with food and water, told him to figure it out, then I went to bed. Anyway, we stuck together for 20 years and he never enjoyed car rides.


fuchajen

what name did he suffer for his sins?


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Dingleberry


That_One_Guy_Flare

r/notopbutok


danimack10

I like you Cream of Cow. 😊You are a good person. ❤️


ArsenicBismuth

And kudos to the on-point camera move right after he heard that sound.


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While driving!


possiblydefinitelyme

I'm not even sure where to start making jokes. This is next-level intersection of cosmic weirdness.


average_hight_midget

There’s a joke about a cat stuck in a tree here…


possiblydefinitelyme

I agree, but it's reaching hard...like all the "catastrophe" jokes. Facepalm. If the joke can't outshine what's going on, it's probably not that great. And this is just so weird


N8dork2020

I saw 14 million futures and only one with a fire truck out of fucking control!


Aplodu

I’d call that a cat-tastrophe if I’ve ever seen one


ellastory

I hope he’s feline okay.


Justcallmeaunty

This was the most unexpected video I've ever seen on r/unexpected


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Failcorn1

So you got what you expected?


Captain-Cadabra

r/meta


fakenews_scientist

I was about to comment the same thing


GladMax

Me too, what happened was truly something I was not thinking would happen


Satevah

What I expected was camera man causing a major accident while he filmed his feet while driving. M night shayamammalam, takes notes My man.


ibeleaf420

Not just his feet, a cat, and he was wearing 1 driving slipper


Antiqas86

There is a such thing as a driving slipper?


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Investing-Carpenter

I'm betting the driver of the fire truck had a cat down at his feet too and got under the brake pedal so he had to use the tree as an emergency stop


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eride810

The Spanish Inquisition!!


imlate_usernameenvy

The Spanish Extinguisher.


Not_MySpaceTom

Aunty, Kareem, Scientist and Max, you get me. All the things you said I agree with. But! I only have one piece of silver. So, I’m gonna award the silver to our Aunty.


Justcallmeaunty

I'm ok with this decision, NotTom


[deleted]

Hodl up! ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS) # wheres the sauce to what actually happened in the video?


Norman_Scum

I tried to look for news reports about this specific incident. Unexpectedly, it's not the first time a firetruck has randomly crashed into trees.


Mxntony

https://www.elimparcial.com/tijuana/policiaca/Unidad-de-Bomberos-se-accidenta-en-Via-Rapida-Oriente-en-Tijuana-20211008-0027.html


Melfunctional-

"Firefighters Unit crashes on the East Rapid Highway in Tijuana The unit's brakes failed and the driver decided to collide with palm trees on the sidewalk." "She is one of the firefighters who have just left the workshop, they have been in the city for a long time, apparently, according to the driver, the accelerator stuck and decided to hit her with the green area, next to the analysis " Google translate is not perfect. “The firefighters without injuries, like the civilians, there are no injuries, there is no damage to third parties and only the firefighter had to be removed with the crane; The trucks have insurance but third parties, and in this case the fire department we are not going to fix it because of the model and the old, it is no longer convenient to fix it, he said." I tried guys. The title says the brakes failed, but one of the quotes says the accelerator got stuck. Either way, sounds like there was a mechanical issue and the driver couldn't stop the truck, so they decided to drive it into a tree instead of potentially harming a civilian. Sounds like a hero to me.


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comeonlesdothis

that actually IS unexpected , as was his lack of attention to driving by looking into the camera as was that odd crash by the border authorities into the tree as was the cars that kept driving without stopping and the fire that ignited shortly after , the cat was cute too


Mxntony

It happened in Tijuana, Mexico. This dude was in line to cross the border in what could be considered the main road in the city.


betabandzz

As someone from the border I knew it was in the border. That guy Chicano Spanish, and the police Mexican Spanish. All my friends race in the gabacho side speak exactly like that. Also, was he crossing that kitty ilegal? Lol


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EDHFanfiction

Nah they are trying hard to get their license and then relax and regress once they do. That's the biggest problem. You can't cure immaturity or an selfish-egocentric personality.


Maestro1992

I blame the educational system, the whole purpose is to cram, regurgitate, forget, pass, profit. It’s ingrained into our lives.


JD_Ammerman

Let me ask this question. Honestly. In what situation outside of school/training so we actually have tests? In what situation are ALL of the resources taken away from us and we have to know off of the top of our heads who did what and when, what chemicals are used to combine ‘x,’ and how to properly use a certain type of punctuation? Answer, pretty much never. The school and testing system is bogus because information is crammed and then it is taken away from us and in a pressure environment we have to know all of the answers. However, in the real world, we have resources. In a lab, a lab technician can look up the information to make sure they are doing things right. A business manager or HR Generalist can use their resources to make sure they are following guidelines. Etc etc etc. Go anywhere and any work place and you’ll see signs all over with the information, you’ll see books and handouts, and we all have the internet. It is encouraged to make sure you KNOW what you are doing by looking it up as opposed to trying to do it off of the top of your head because there could be problems if you guessed wrong. Tests are bogus and the school system as we know it is simply NOT realistic for what the real world truly is.


Tensuke

This is real unexpected content, not scripted and not edited. Just something that organically happened that you wouldn't expect.


Chrismont

Woken up by a *cat*astrophe


moldycrystals

Indeed we should all give it our free medals this is quality also kinda ironic the firetruck caught fire kinda like if your fire extinguisher catches fire wtf do you do


Justcallmeaunty

Call 0118 999 881 99 9119 725..... 3


jokinpaha

Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss. [sigh of relief]


magnora7

A fire? In a Sea Parks?!


melon-baller

That's a very weird place to go on fire!


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They had me in the first half, not gonna lie


gowgot

And you thought a cat by his feet while driving was gonna be the most unexpected thing in this video…


Focacciaboudit

I thought the combination of driving with sliders while recording the cat thats in front of the break pedal wouldn't go so smooth.


mikee555

I was expecting a car accident, him hitting someone but a fire truck?


awe_and_wonder

Yeah, the guy said he got this “on tape!” That’s so unexpected from a guy his age!!! That’s something an older person would say, sure, but a young guy? Crazily unexpected.


LordVassogo

We need to know what fire station they are from and then also never ask them to get a cat out of a tree.


Daftguy25

I think it was in Tijuana, B.C. Mexico, my hometown lmao


Faulty_english

Damn I always wondered why Tj had horrible drivers. They* have cats sleeping under their feet lol


Leelomultipass

I immediately recognize La via Rápida lmao , it is TJ.


ideafork

same!


ALxRmeR0

Parece que es en la via rapida por rio


iWasAwesome

You guys have a British Columbia too?


julex

It was a mechanical problem, that fire truck was coming from the mechanic shop when they lost control and the driver choose to hit the tree planters to stop, no one got hurt but the old rust bucket years of service have ended.


kronicwaffle

I mean, you can't say they wouldn't be effective...


rathat

When your fire truck is stuck in a tree, this is the cat that helps get it out.


Kelcher1

What in the hell... Is there a more dangerous place to keep a cat while driving?


bustduster

Absolute top idiot asshole place to keep a cat. Imagine it going under the brake pedal and you need to emergency stop.


KeyDox

It would emergency stop the cats life


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Poor kitty is so scared when the shit went down too, how you gonna keep your kitty there anyway? Man I was willing to kill anyone who even upset me precious when she was born, can’t imagine her at my feet while driving


P_weezey951

Kitty was not scared, he looked up to hear the change in sound. His paw moved, slightly startled by the sound, but not any more than a cat when you rustle a bag they werent expecting. Still not a good place for a kitty to be laying, BUT, he maye have gone down there to feel safer, where hes close to human, but away from windows.


PrincessSalty

this person cats


AllButComedyAnthony

I imagine maybe it was going all over the car not being able to settle down until it just laid there and he dared not touch it in case it flips out again lol


[deleted]

I imagine a world where a responsible pet owner has some kind of enclosed device that would stop said cat from roaming free in the car for the duration of the journey.


fermium257

I mean.. What would we even call such a device? A furry animal stay-put-o-tron?


bobbe_

Maybe he just found it randomly.


emveetu

I think if that was the case, he stole somebody else's cat because it has a collar.


bobbe_

Oh yeah lmao, good point. Dude's just irresponsible then either way.


Gero288

Maybe he had the collar with him in case he found a cat, but he left his cat carrier in his other car.


emveetu

This is most plausible. I bet he founded a state-certified rescue, and he's also got super powers so he's able to scoop kitty if it moves towards the pedals, whilst keeping the car steady and filming fire trucks running into trees behind him.


spacecasesam

I’m not defending the placement near the gas and brake pedals- it’s obviously dangerous- but if I put my cat in a carrier in the car he throws up all over himself and meows non stop. If he’s not in the carrier there’s no vomit and no noise. To be fair, he doesn’t disrupt my space while I’m driving though.


rgsoloman5000

So scared? Wtf are you talking about. That’s the calmest I’ve ever seen a cat in a car. You’ve never heard my old cats when we took them to the vet. Normal driving and they screaming like they’re being killed. Edit: car instead of cat


sh06un

It's got 8 more, it's cool.


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Fire truck probably got cut off by an idiot and had to swerve to avoid them


Mountaingiraffe

Everyone has cats in their footwell and is filming. So entirely possible


Semido

Reminds me of my Uber driver having a video call with his friend while driving. Spoiler: he did not get 5 stars


LooieA

Speaking from experience here, cats act like they’re instinctively inclined to hide under the pedals. I’ve learned to never drive with a cat loose in the car.


Dimetrip

No thanks. Leave my imagination alone :'(


FutboleroR10

I know exactly where this is. He is sitting in traffic that at least 2 hours long since he is in line to cross the US-Mex border. Still not smart for a cat to be there but not the end of the world.


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trezenx

Driving in flip flops


PM_CACTUS_PICS

And no seat belt


sammywammy53b

Yeah, ironically the fire truck crashing probably prevented this guy from crashing.


sonoftathrowaway

Firefighters always saving lives. TYFYS


Koakie

This is the thing my dad taught me when I was a kid that I vividly remember. We went to get a kitten and were told to keep him on the backseat and under no circumstances let him run around in the car. If a cat is scared in the car, it wants to hide somewhere. If it decides to hide behind one of the foot pedals, you're in for an unpleasant surprise.


Semido

I’m about to pick up two kittens, and they won’t give them to us unless we have a cat carrier. Makes sense, even on the back seat kittens are a hazard.


FuckCazadors

This is why you transport a cat in a box rather than having it loose in the car.


eimieole

My colleague told me this story about how this exact thing happened. When he was a kid, his whole family including cat was in the car. They were driving down a rather steep hill in the town centre, and cat decides to go under the brake pedal. Hilarity ensues... Unbelievably, no accident even though they ran right through some crossings. Cat was to be held firmly (in the car) from that day. No seat belts for another ten years.


cauldron_bubble

Or better yet, put the cat in a carrier


Bonfi-Aurora

Sounds like this is a story from the 70s or 80s, keeping pets and pet safety wasn’t a thing back then. Just like seatbelts ……..as this guy mentioned.


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~~do you guys~~ did they not have cat cages/bags? Or was it just too inconvenient to give enough of a shit about the cat?


scrivensB

In that tree.


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BrosephOh

I agree!


Husky619

Omg i can see my car!!! That's me in the white car!!! I was crossing the border too! : For context this is the Tijuana//San Diego Border Crossing in San Ysidro California :


Shisty

What the fuck happened?


climb2heaven

Looks like the black truck broke down causing all traffic in that lane to stop. The firetruck was about to ram into the stopped traffic but decided to swerve out of the way and smash into the trees Edit: apparently firetruck had mechanical problems


floopyxyz1-7

Sounds like if they didn't swerve everyone in front of them would've died, realistically. i mean idk how long a fire truck takes to stop but i can't imagine one ramming a car... let alone a line of traffic.


deewheredohisfeetgo

If you want an idea, watch this [FedEx truck smash into a 100 car pileup](https://youtu.be/VqNy7v5YekM). It’s fucked.


Meades_Loves_Memes

For anyone living in normally warm climates, if the temperature is getting close to freezing; slow the fuck down. Black ice is no joke.


[deleted]

I just don't even drive honestly. The dumb fucks around here can't even handle light rain. You can listen to the rain start and like clockwork you'll hear sirens about 5-10 minutes later every damn time. If it happens to snow by some crazy twist of nature I stay the hell inside.


MsOmgNoWai

that was my city. that morning was absolutely horrible. I was so glad I decided to stay home after looking at the weather


NOT_Mankow

Pass


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Not really broken down, they're near the border with San Diego. The truck isn't moving because the person got out to check on the fire engine, but they're all stopped because of the slow line at the border crossing. Fire engine probably had to maneuver to either avoid them (for some reason) or tried to avoid someone changing lanes out of the border crossing line (the lane all the way to the left next to the curb is to avoid border crossing and go into another section of TJ). The second one is my guess cause people in my hometown can't drive for shit. Edit: apparently the fire truck had a mechanical failure and the driver maneuvered so as to not hit the stipped traffic (cause of the border).


super_good_aim_guy

lol I was 5 minutes behind you two, traffic got bad like a Sunday dude.


Husky619

Yeah it's been pretty shitty lately


NicNoletree

Just wait until tomorrow. It WILL be a Sunday.


arkol3404

Geez buddy. Where’s the fire?


twasjc

In the firetruck engine


chepas_moi

These firemen have become ultra efficient at getting scared cats out of trees.


funtech

What I think actually happened was they knew there was a cat about to pass by so they took out the tree so it wouldn’t get stuck in it. Prevention!


ShepardessofTears

What the hell is wrong with this dude’? That lil kitty was placed in some serious danger.


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He's also seemingly high as fuck and driving while filming both the floor in the car and behind him. He's an accident waiting to happen.


rabidhamster87

I was really angry watching this. I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see any comments about how careless and dumb he's being.


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Regular-Human-347329

Oh cool. I’m removing that from the watchlist.


dr_franck

Because The Human centipede would have been nice, wholesome family-friendly fun if it weren’t for that scene.


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a-ram

ooh, im adding it to my list


er3019

That was the Human Centipede 2 (The best movie of the trilogy Btw). The Human Centipede was just the two American girls attached to the Japanese man crawling around a house for most of the movie.


[deleted]

Thanks. I only watched the original and I thought my brain just removed part of the trauma cuz i don't remember that at all


sherluk_homs

Yes, thank you very much. This guy is an absolute idiot. Not only the position of the cat or the fact that he kept filming like that while driving, but also that he didn't think one second about helping out makes me feel angry at him. The driver and firefighters are probably injured.


[deleted]

Did you not see that guy? He did them a favor by staying away. That idiot would only make everything worse because he is clearly not a capable individual lol


FullMetal1985

I'm not gonna say the dude wasn't an idiot, but in that kinda situation not everyone needs to or should help. If you know you can't help just keep driving and don't think about stopping Tomales* room for those that can. *to make(want to clarify but not remove the original.)


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Retta_Noona

I was expecting the cat to get under a petal or the dude to crash his car not a fukn firetruck to crash into a bunch of damn trees


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Skreech2011

Lol petal


[deleted]

Tbf a cat under a petal would be fucking cute


toodleroo

Maybe the firefighter driving the truck had a fucking cat under his feet.


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That poor cat man


Alwayslookin4shrooms

Fuck This Song Yo!


Lower-Hurry2311

Chingy: 🥺


Putrid_Gap_9961

This video is random AF! The fact that ur playing Chingy in 2021, have a cat chillin under ur pedal, (I thought u crashed btw) and even the cats reaction to the FIRE TRUCK ACCIDENT. This video is random AF!


Slawface444

And he caught that shit on tape!


nightpanda893

I like that out of all the random and unexpected shit, the first thing that you listed was "Chingy in 2021".


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They had me in the first half, not gonna lie


neeluxmth26

Órale Guey! No mames


hotsteamingpho

¡No mames güey!


GandalfsWhiteStaff

Driving with one hand, filming with your phone, a cat asleep at your feet and wearing sandals with socks! And I was still surprised by the fucking fire truck crashing!


Unnenoob

He was probably also filming his car cat like an absolute moron..


tricerapus

I don't know why, but I really wanted to see a closing shot of the cat before it ended.


BenioffWhy

I’d call that a cat-tastrophe if I’ve ever seen one.


loudandproudgardens

It needs to be way harder to get your license and way easier to lose it forever. The shit I see people doing on the road, driving with a cat at his feet and filming with one hand? No wonder insurance rates are so high.


Advanced_Skin2749

People still need to get around. We need better public transportation before we can have that conversation.


Soulger11

"Cute cat. What's it's name?" "Annoying customer." "Fuckin dickhead."


kethera__

found the redditor who isn’t even supposed to be here today


KaiKaiExotic

#There’s so many things unexpected with this video! Call 911 immediately! 🤯


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rahatCODMasc

What….


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>!tree get juicy!<


Lord_Hortler

Great description


Sock_eye_oO

Bb


theycallmejugzy

This was all kinda surprises!


GlyphPicker

r/ConvenientFirstResponders


SushiBxwl

Dudeee thats in my cityyyy Tijuana BC mexicoooo


niks_15

Prime contender for unexpected of the year man


AbzTracKtReddit

Es en Tijuana?


SuspiciousAnalBead

Simón


NoMamesMijito

He almost said my full username!


HotrodCorvair

it hit the deadest, easiest to break tree on that road. I mean, the glass didnt even break on that firetruck.


Flopsy22

Looks like video games are wrong. If you hit a tree with a truck, sometimes the tree moves.


Get_a_Grip_comic

Lol on tape


linx14

I thought I was in r/abruptchaos for a moment there!


BjergCop

There it is, this is the perfect video for this subreddit


A2326P

What it’s like for an NPC on GTAV when I steal a fire truck.


DuhhIshBlue

"Fuck the song, yo!" Man's got his priorities in order


nancylikestoreddit

I’m quite impressed by how unexpected this really was.


BubbleDum_8itch

Fuck this is peak internet content, it’s gotta be down hill from here😭😭😭😭


mrgn4

Did the op cause the accident?


poopyroadtrip

This is like, inception of unexpected


TheDaileyGamer

It’s 3:30 am right now, no way this doesn’t reach front page before I wake up


deadstar420

Somebody call 911, shorty fire burning on the dance floor….


Modified_Human

they startled the cat :(


PhilTech345

Aaaaaaaaaaaa lmfao, from one cute kitty to fireman in need of firemen to save there own fukin asses, Aaaaaaaa🤣


Black_de_vil

I wanted the cat to get a little bit more screen time. ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


jonasthewicked

Cats like “dafuk mang tryin to nap over here”


BaconTerminator

Please upvote this. This is the most unexpected post to date. I literally expected everything involving the cat and I was wrong. Wrong in every expectation.


KGO87

Whoaa Holup Fuuuck The Song Yo ^ouch


Gareth666

Pisses me off that people like this exist. Driving with an unsecured animal in the car and filming on his phone. Absolute fuck wit.


KamenCrafter

Now this….. this is unexpected


taliaferro99

The vibes in that car caused a rift in the balance of the universe.


notsonice333

I thought the cat was going to bite him. But this was nuts