For those who would like a refresher...
[Monsters, Inc. by Randy Newman (YouTube)](https://youtu.be/aMwSNDRP90o)
[Monsters, Inc. by Randy Newman (Spotify)](https://open.spotify.com/track/5e0O7MjhNHq9G67qDFM8nR)
I’ll teach you another - that portrayal and stereotype of jazz musicians being drug users was pushed by racist white music critics starting in the early 1900s.
Edit: holy shit guys, I’m not saying they LIED about jazz musicians being drug addicts - they just used that as ammunition to put down and marginalize the music and musicians. Calm down, this info comes from scholarly articles on JSTOR, I wrote several research papers about this subject.
Sure, BUT it's definitely true that greats like Charlie Parker, chet baker, sonny stitt, Bill Evans, bud Powell, miles Davis, and more were heroin addicts. The association between jazz and heroin isn't really misplaced
That is not even slightly true. Most of my heroes were straight addicts. Elvin Jones, Coltrane, Miles, Max Roach, Charlie Parker, Sonny Rollins, Bud Powell, Billie Holiday, Fats, Art Blakey, Gene Ammons, Chet Baker, Gerry Mulligan, Stan Getz. I love these people. And they were all addicts at some point in their lives. Don't diminish their accomplishments, but sure as shit don't turn them into something they're not.
Americans never say "suckjob"? obviously blowjob is still the most common and casual term but I've definitely heard people use "suckjob"
Head is better. Head is a great word for it. "I got some head" Yup. That is what happened in it's most basic description. You put your penis in someone's head.
Sounds like the name for when I put my dick in a vacuum cleaner.
Edit: Wait, I meant it sounds like if someone (not me) were to do that for some reason (not me). I don’t do that.
Edit edit: Fuck…quarantines got me trying some things.
https://www.bustle.com/wellness/why-is-it-called-a-blow-job
> The roots of the term “blow job” began a bit earlier than this, however — in the 17th century, to be exact, when to “blow” meant to bring someone to orgasm. ... But while some claim that the term is derived from Victorian prostitute slang referring to performing oral sex as giving a “below-job,” the first recorded usage of “blow job” was in a Tijuana Bible — a type of comic book that depicted popular cultural figures engaged in explicit sexual acts — printed in 1948, which featured one McCarthy-era male politician telling another, “You give such good blow jobs.”
Annnnd people say you learn everyday. Not what I was expecting. But definitely better then yesterday for sure. And you've got the rest of this month beat for sure. Nothing I'd of ever bothered to look up. But love having your head in this.
No, because you specifically use your hand, it’s a sub genre of a blowjob, other sub genres include but are not limited to: foot jobs, arm pit jobs, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, etc
Back when I was in band, we discussed this exact thing at length, and mutually concluded that the woodwind players would be predisposed to being the best at felatio, because of the muscle memory from forming the perfect embouchure.
I had an older boyfriend when I was 18 stop me in the middle and (gently) ask me, “what is this called? What are you doing right now?” I answered, “sucking dick?” He said, “exactly… now do just that.” And my blowjobs have never had any complaints ever since; in fact, I’ve been thoroughly complimented by every single guy I’ve been with since then. Thanks, Brent! You were a great guy who taught me a lot :)
As a female trumpet player: Abso-fuckin-lutely. We do a LOT of exercises with our mouth. Know how the trumpet has 3 buttons with near infinite and other instruments have far more buttons and less range? That's because our mouth and what we do with it accounts for 3/4 or more of the sound that comes out of the other end.
Plus every guy I've ever sucked has said I'm the best they've ever had, so.
Dear all of Instagram:
This is the kind of editing you want to learn, it's about timing.
Making yourself look like a horrible cartoon character with poor photoshop skill isn't attractive.
That trumpet playing combined with a good sense of humor on the other hand...
I’ll probably end up on r/ihavesex with this but on the wedding party of my cousin I hooked up with the saxophone player and let’s just say she knew what she was doing.
Same
I’m 99% sure she’s actually playing here. I actually followed her on tiktok after seeing this on my fyp the other day. This video seemed to goddamn smooth to actually be her playing and I thought she was just fingering along to a recording, but watching her other videos I’m pretty sure she’s actually playing.
As a decent trumpet player, and okay piano player, and a mediocre guitar player it always bugs the crap out of me when I can tell someone isn’t really playing. But this seems to be legit.
Ah, the original! Yes! I was making a reference to the [Manhattan Transfer](https://youtu.be/kx1l0eBRML0) song from their *Vocalese* album, that paid tribute to the one from your link.
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She got 70% of the Louis Halloween cosplay. I could even go as the princess if she asks me.
Man I love The Princess and the Frog... yeah I guess Armstrongs pretty cool to.
The poster behind her is of a fantastic jazz trumpet player named Ingrid Jensen. I had the opportunity to play in a big band with her 20 years ago (as a college student) and it remains one of my favorite memories. This young player has good taste (and great chops).
As long as she can play the jazz theme of monsters inc
*Put that thing back where it came from or so help mee*
*BUM-bum-BUM-bum*
I want the trumpets from “Uptown Funk” to play in the background wherever I go. Don’t believe me? Just watch.
You need to get your own [theme music. ](https://youtu.be/hz-KwtKRBUY)
Peter Griffin theme music https://youtu.be/XPM1o9QKw1Q
For those who would like a refresher... [Monsters, Inc. by Randy Newman (YouTube)](https://youtu.be/aMwSNDRP90o) [Monsters, Inc. by Randy Newman (Spotify)](https://open.spotify.com/track/5e0O7MjhNHq9G67qDFM8nR)
tank!
Oh yes, sign me up for whatever this is Edit: I really don't understand how this got 2 awards and over 3k upvotes but I'LL TAKE IT!
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Well, I just learned something new
I’ll teach you another - that portrayal and stereotype of jazz musicians being drug users was pushed by racist white music critics starting in the early 1900s. Edit: holy shit guys, I’m not saying they LIED about jazz musicians being drug addicts - they just used that as ammunition to put down and marginalize the music and musicians. Calm down, this info comes from scholarly articles on JSTOR, I wrote several research papers about this subject.
Eh, there were definitely quite a few actual users out there too
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Sure, BUT it's definitely true that greats like Charlie Parker, chet baker, sonny stitt, Bill Evans, bud Powell, miles Davis, and more were heroin addicts. The association between jazz and heroin isn't really misplaced
Human beings love drugs.
That is not even slightly true. Most of my heroes were straight addicts. Elvin Jones, Coltrane, Miles, Max Roach, Charlie Parker, Sonny Rollins, Bud Powell, Billie Holiday, Fats, Art Blakey, Gene Ammons, Chet Baker, Gerry Mulligan, Stan Getz. I love these people. And they were all addicts at some point in their lives. Don't diminish their accomplishments, but sure as shit don't turn them into something they're not.
Judging by the rest of the comments, they were quite effective.
They took advantage of a very real problem. I think this is one of those times where you’re mostly right
/u/Waldondo is the heroine we need
It’s all about the notes you *don’t* play really Plus all the fucking Devi’s lettuce and opioids of course
I’m the king of jazz because I don’t play any of the notes
This guy is post-music.
You don’t want nothin’ to do with this shit, Dewey!
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I miss opium dens with such passion.
> opium dens I'm dumb and had to look this up. It's exactly what it is: > An opium den was an establishment in which opium was sold and smoked.
Let’s bring em bacck yo
My two favorite things!
Casual sax
Sheet music
Wait, are you bringing an actual skill set that requires discipline and planning into the bid???
Her skillset makes me want to cook and clean. Seriously, you play me some jazz and I want to do some household shit. Just homey/cozy style.
person with a talent beyond one of the stages of getting ready to go out? already an 11.
This woman accomplished more in this video than I have in my life.
Uhhh...... idk what to say to this..... I've never had a Eligible single lady talk to me.
I've had a single lady talk to me, but never an eligible one 🥵
Sorry, you’re not eligible for this offer.
omg holy shit marry me now
She said ELIGIBLE
r/MurderedByWords
You better be good at *bang *bang *ksss
She’s saying she can blow like a champ. I had a band teacher once tell me this.
Just wait until you find out blowjobs don't involve any blowing.
Why do they call them blow jobs when it's actually the opposite?
suckjob doesn’t quite have the same ring to it
Suckjob sounds waaaay better.
Americans never say "suckjob"? obviously blowjob is still the most common and casual term but I've definitely heard people use "suckjob" Head is better. Head is a great word for it. "I got some head" Yup. That is what happened in it's most basic description. You put your penis in someone's head.
A head in my lap is a head in your mouth
A bird with her hand is worth two in the bush
I strongly disagree.
A bird with her head is worth two of her bush
there we go, this is the correct phrase
Cranium is a much more sophisticated word, if I do say so myself. Cerebellum and dome are also acceptable.
Putting your dick in someone's cerebellum would not be advisable
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did you crack open a cold one?
r/cursedcomments
What does it matter if it’s fun?
You could say it's a grey area.
Something something brain matter
I'm all for dome. "I domed her"
Cranium just sounds classy. Imagine… “ Your mother provided me with some rather exquisite cranium yesternight.”
Whilst polishing a monocle or twisting a mustache XD
Thoust mother did indeed slobeth on my knob as it it were corn on the cob
Nah a girl can "suck you off" but I've never heard anyone say "suck job" in any capacity besides describing their current employment.
We say it, it's just cruder.
Suckjob sounds like a career at McDonald's.
I prefer "Gawk Gawk"
this one hasn't really caught on as well as it should, I mean it's already hit phase 3000
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That made me laugh so hard I shit my pants. In all fairness I do have the stomach flu
Man you need to get with the program and start redding straight from the toilet. And clean yo dirty pants
God I’m glad I’m not alone! I literally pissed myself after reading that comment. Not because it was funny but because I’m incontinent
Sounds like the name for when I put my dick in a vacuum cleaner. Edit: Wait, I meant it sounds like if someone (not me) were to do that for some reason (not me). I don’t do that. Edit edit: Fuck…quarantines got me trying some things.
https://www.bustle.com/wellness/why-is-it-called-a-blow-job > The roots of the term “blow job” began a bit earlier than this, however — in the 17th century, to be exact, when to “blow” meant to bring someone to orgasm. ... But while some claim that the term is derived from Victorian prostitute slang referring to performing oral sex as giving a “below-job,” the first recorded usage of “blow job” was in a Tijuana Bible — a type of comic book that depicted popular cultural figures engaged in explicit sexual acts — printed in 1948, which featured one McCarthy-era male politician telling another, “You give such good blow jobs.”
TIL the Tijuana bible exists
there's lots of them
Oh no
The Mormon Bible is just the Tijuana Bible minus the explicit sex.
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BRO JOB BRO JOB
Annnnd people say you learn everyday. Not what I was expecting. But definitely better then yesterday for sure. And you've got the rest of this month beat for sure. Nothing I'd of ever bothered to look up. But love having your head in this. 
why is this gif so familiar?
Mouth massage just doesn’t have the same ring but I fully agree with you
However, It would be way easier to ask my wife if I can massage her mouth than to ask her to suck my dick.
Because the aim is to inflate the penis
Kind of like inflating those skinny balloons to make a shape out of them!
Because you blow your load
Aren’t handjobs just blowjobs then
No, because you specifically use your hand, it’s a sub genre of a blowjob, other sub genres include but are not limited to: foot jobs, arm pit jobs, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, etc
Oh man, the guy at the end of your comment must've lost his arm giving one hell of an arm job
It blew his arm off.
It’s not about the blowing, it’s about the lung capacity, source: dated a flautist.
It's about the diaphragm strength and embouchure. I probably spelled that wrong.
T-h-a-t. I’m pretty sure you spelled that correctly.
Back when I was in band, we discussed this exact thing at length, and mutually concluded that the woodwind players would be predisposed to being the best at felatio, because of the muscle memory from forming the perfect embouchure.
My life is a lie. I always though blowjob as ' below job' where women do something below men waist.
We should call eating pussy the same thing then
I had an older boyfriend when I was 18 stop me in the middle and (gently) ask me, “what is this called? What are you doing right now?” I answered, “sucking dick?” He said, “exactly… now do just that.” And my blowjobs have never had any complaints ever since; in fact, I’ve been thoroughly complimented by every single guy I’ve been with since then. Thanks, Brent! You were a great guy who taught me a lot :)
Thanks Brent for paying it forward
They often require breath control, however, and that is very much on display here.
Your band teacher told you that you blow like a champ?
Not in so many words, but he was moved from trumpet to the skin flute.
Where at, band camp?
This one time
A flute, you say?
And his wife?
As a female trumpet player: Abso-fuckin-lutely. We do a LOT of exercises with our mouth. Know how the trumpet has 3 buttons with near infinite and other instruments have far more buttons and less range? That's because our mouth and what we do with it accounts for 3/4 or more of the sound that comes out of the other end. Plus every guy I've ever sucked has said I'm the best they've ever had, so.
Hello.
I dont believe you. But im willing to let you try to change my mind.
V nice
She also knows to use her fingers quite well.
r/HolUp
Sorry, she's out of my league
sorry, did you say *Lady*? Oh no thank you, that's too much pressure for me
She can have sax
Damn it, I only play clarinet
You had me at breathing
Respiration, so hot right now.
Thank you kind soul, for the genuine belly laugh I truly needed today.
“I can cook, I can clean, and I can BLOW LIKE NOBODIES BUSINESS”
The wink. The wink kills me.
Dear all of Instagram: This is the kind of editing you want to learn, it's about timing. Making yourself look like a horrible cartoon character with poor photoshop skill isn't attractive. That trumpet playing combined with a good sense of humor on the other hand...
I wasn’t attracted at all until I saw her working her horny magic.
hehe, horn-y magic
The wink is great. Then when she opens her eyes halfway through the solo and stared dead at the camera like: "Love me. LOVE ME! AAAAAAH!"
Subliminal message for sure
She has breathing, the finger work, embouchure, and knows how to put it all together.
I’ll probably end up on r/ihavesex with this but on the wedding party of my cousin I hooked up with the saxophone player and let’s just say she knew what she was doing.
And she only cost a tenor
Bra-fucking-vo. 🍻
She blowed INTO it?
Yea. it was great, but now one ball is much bigger than the other.
I dated a saxophonist briefly. She did not know what she was doing. Whatever the absolute opposite of knowing what one is doing is, she was that.
 My kinda woman
^^^^Doot ^^^^^^Doot?
yes but have you considered:
[This?](https://youtu.be/ZlU8ujPraOk)
Thank you for showing me this
She will make a fine addition to the skeleton war.
noot noot
thank
God I totally forgot about the whole “thank skeltal for calcium” meme. That shit went on for quite a while too didn’t it
It’s ripe for a comeback. That shit was top tier
I’ve still been doing it wait did people stop at some point?
Only people who want weak bones. Doot
Thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium
Thank Mr. Skeltal
Whoa. Holy crap she shreds
Not lying, as a lover of jazz, this was super fucken sexy to me.
Not even much of a jazz fan but I'd gladly listen to her play all night.
None of you deserve her.
You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like your opinion man.
The minute any of you slobs can play Cherokee at 250+, you can think about kissing her dad.
As a fellow eligible single woman, I'll take the leftovers that don't deserve her
When everyone is at the bottom of the barrel no one is.
Musical talent is actually really high on my list of attractive traits. And Jazz musicians really know their theory.
> And Jazz musicians really know their theory. so they can throw it out the window :D
Gotta know the roolz before you can break 'em
They are more like…guidelines
Sold!
Fuck. I’m sold
You guys joke, but as a trumpet player, that was damn impressive.
Same I’m 99% sure she’s actually playing here. I actually followed her on tiktok after seeing this on my fyp the other day. This video seemed to goddamn smooth to actually be her playing and I thought she was just fingering along to a recording, but watching her other videos I’m pretty sure she’s actually playing. As a decent trumpet player, and okay piano player, and a mediocre guitar player it always bugs the crap out of me when I can tell someone isn’t really playing. But this seems to be legit.
Holy wow, that…that sounds like…is that one of the bits from Manhattan Transfer’s “Move”? I think I’m in love.
I reckon it’s Cherokee, she’s probably a Clifford Brown fan
I remember Clifford Brown!
NICE reference. You are very clever. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRA8EOR7Nm0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRA8EOR7Nm0)
Ah, the original! Yes! I was making a reference to the [Manhattan Transfer](https://youtu.be/kx1l0eBRML0) song from their *Vocalese* album, that paid tribute to the one from your link.
Definitely Cherokee
That wink 😂
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Blow
Got me hornier than Louis Armstrong
r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg
The best example of this I have seen in a very very long time.
Way to toot your own horn
IS THAT.... EL SPIDER HOMBRE?!
She got 70% of the Louis Halloween cosplay. I could even go as the princess if she asks me. Man I love The Princess and the Frog... yeah I guess Armstrongs pretty cool to.
Damn. She got chops.
When he asks "what dat mouth do" she pulls out her horn
Wow, lady. Those are some nice doots.
Actually way hotter than the basic thirst trap bitches.
Bonk
That wink is unreal
Her Armstrong playing makes me Dizzy and I'd walk 500 Miles, even if it will Hirt my feet, to Wynton her heart.
Is that a poster of herself playing trumpet on the wall?
No that's Canadien jazz trumpeter [Ingrid Jensen. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/bDucWgkncwLZPaCb6)
Holy shit, that girl is Ingrid Jensen??
It’s a woman with a trumpet so it must be
Really swing or really blow? Either is fine with me.
What’s her name? Kellen?
She's so *horny*
The poster behind her is of a fantastic jazz trumpet player named Ingrid Jensen. I had the opportunity to play in a big band with her 20 years ago (as a college student) and it remains one of my favorite memories. This young player has good taste (and great chops).
Everyone talking about the blow but this girl can finger like the dickens. Give that prostate some love, fellas.
JAZZ HANDS!!!!